Magical Alien Summer Special Song cut: If I didn't have you.
Hi everyone! As an apology for being gone from this story for so long, i decide to try my hand at a subject what makes MLP: The music numbers. This based on a future relationship on Dan and a future enemy of his.
Dan and Cozy are shown glaring at one another as a bubble, just for the 2 separate while music is being played. "If I didn't have you, I would do a lot of things!" Dan is then show playing some bones on a Dinosaur skeleton, before grabbing it as it turns into a Rhino's shadow and swings it around while hopping.
"I be rocking with the dinos!
Swinging with the rhinos!
I reorganized this castle in a minute!"
The kid is then shown chilling on Celestia's throne and his feet on a kickstand as Cozy glares at him via a TV, only for the 10-year old to shut her off with a remote. He is then shown dressed like Prince Aladdin as Cozy Glow is dressed like a harem girl, only for her to get a sly smirk and pushes the boy off the balcony and lands back on the chair and chucks a dart at Cozy's head on a board.
"Dan 10! They will sing, cause I'll be the hero king!
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!"
Dan leans against a large lava lamp as Cozy's head shows up. He then turns at a geyser and grabs a covered tray and finds it had his enemy's head on it, making him stuff an apple in her mouth.
"If you didn't have me!"
"If I didn't have you!"
"Well, how about If I never didn't have you, huh?"
"Oh, what I could be, if there was only me!
What I do if I didn't have you!"
"Stop bickering, you 2 and get your act together."
Sunset spoke out as Cozy and Dan are now shown dressed like Romeo and Juliet, but the boy is not happy. "Did someone say 'act?' I can act!" She then smacks Dan with her fan as there outfits exploded to show her chiseling a stone statue of Princess Twilight as cracks have spread all over and it fell to pieces.
"If only I have separate parts.
My career would be the arts!
I'd be the star of Canterlot!
You would be the half that whole world forgot.
If I didn't have you."
"I should be so lucky!" Dan said, dramatically as he is now a head that Cozy flung into the air and lands on his body as the girl zips the neck shut.
"If I didn't have you!"
"Oh, wait! You'd be dead!" Dan grins out, only for it to drop. The 2 kids then resumed dancing while singing with smiles. The scene then changes to where Dan holds out a roaring chainsaw with a grin as Cozy got scared and worried, resulting in the 2 fighting over it. Dan is then shown strapped to a log heading towards a saw blade as Cozy sat nearby and reads a book without a care.
"Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!"
Dan then smirks with crossed arms as he leans onto a Railroad pole as Cozy Glow lays on the tracks, tied up as she struggles to get free and gasps at the approaching train. "Trapped! Ahh! Trapped!"
"Can't believe I'm stuck with a psychotic Filly with a friendship complex!" "Oh, dear… he's learned big words." Dan is then shown in court with Cozy Glow as the judge. "You know, if you got me a decent lawyer, I would not be in this mess, in the first place!" "Now, listen here pal! I did not come here to be insulted!" Dan then raised his eyebrows, sarcastically. "Oh? Where do you usually go?"
Cozy then became a towering Godzilla as Dan is surprised as she breaths fire all over. The kid hero is then shown as a wizard holding a balloon Cozy Glow by the mouth and lets go, sending her flying all over.
"I'd be a fire-breathing lizard!"
"I be one high-flying wizard!"
"You are nothing without me!
You'd be extinct!
You'd cease to be!"
Cozy then broke the cliff Dan is on, making him fall as he grabs Cozy by her leg and drags her down as well as they crashed bellow with clouds of smoke. 2 Giant Pony heads shows up from the cloud to reveal Dan and Cozy as they snarl at each other.
"I'm so sick of your plotting and nagging!"
"And I'm so sick of your meddling and bragging!"
"Without me you'd have no brain. . ."
". . . With which to think!"
Dan grins at the girl, only for her to smirk and sticks a rubber-glove covered hand into his ear, poking out on the other side to demonstrated that Dan has no brain.
Dan and Cozy are then shown side-by-side, marching and ballet dancing through a hall as they both sings while Dan is getting suited up as Ultra Dan while Cozy had a fur cape, crown, dress and scepter.
"I'd be rocking with the dinos!
Swinging with the rhinos!
I'd reorganized this place in a minute!
Dan 10! They will sing, cause I'll be the hero king!"
"If only I had separate parts.
My career would be the arts!
I'd be the star of Canterlot!"
Both kids admires themselves in a mirror, only for it to turn to each other, much to their surprise and frowns out as they both turns there back and crossed arms and glares back at each other.
"I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!"
Cozy tumbles out of the mirror as her pony form as she glances at herself. Dan arrives as well in Pony form as well, giving Cozy a chance to shove his cap down with a grin. But Dan got it off and grabs her by her neck, bring her closer to his angry muzzle as he rears back a front leg and punches her back, leaping on top and forming a cloud of fighting. The fighting kept going for a bit until Dan and Cozy steps out, now in human form.
"This way! Let me lead!" She proclaimed as she hold Dan to her as she tries to waltz with him, only for the boy to lift her above his head as he cries out. "No! You're suppose to go this way, Twinkle Toes!"
"Life could be so sweet if these were both my feet!
What I'd do if I didn't have you!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!"
Just as some smoke engulf both kids, the clouds disappeared to reveal Dan is now Elvis Presley while Cozy is dress like Marilyn Monroe. The boy did Elvis' windmill pose while Cozy held her skirt down with a smile as wind blew it from above.
"Well, if I didn't!
Oh, if I didn't!
Have youuuuuuuuuu!"
"Thank you! Thank you!"
"Thank you very much! Dan Tennyson has left the building!"
"You never sang before, haven't you?" Cozy got a punch to the face in response as there outfits disappeared, replaced with their normal clothes.