I don't own naruto. or an abrahams.

this is obviously a serious fanfic ;)

It was a cold night on the outskirts of Konoha.

It had been easy for him to evade the barrier, simply put, even if Naruto wasn't allowed to go through the gate, he could always 'borrow' Izumo's appearance and say that he took some soldier pills to mask his abundant chakra.

With that, he brought the Scroll of sealings along with him to the place where his teacher had told him to bring it to.

The woods seemed uninhabited, not even genin training or some trying to understand jutsu for the upcoming winter Chunnin exams.

He felt safe then.

"Broom."- He said as his Honeywell AGT1500C multi-fuel turbine engine felt tired after so much happening on the same day. - "Brooooom" - He added for himself while moving through the trees.

He had heard most were rebuilt by Hashirama a long time ago, to repair the damaged land where the Uchiha and Senju fought.

Nevertheless, the trees still fell to the pressure of 67 tons of steel and branches couldn't even match his turret or 'nose' as he advanced.

His orange 'coat' had gone dark under the countless leaves above him.

Thus he opened his commanders' cupola and hid the scroll inside of him instead of carrying it above its drive's one.

[Broom, brooooom, brom.] - He thought, the dark thought of being assaulted was enough, so he used one of its 120mm HEAT shells as a decoy scroll of sealings.

And then he got to a small house, just like his teacher had told him there was.

It was far from the walls of the village.

And Mizuki was nowhere to be found.

"Broom, broom, datebrahams!" - His engine roared.

Soon he was pointing its sights on the seal, trying to discover its secrets.

Later, a figure appeared in front of Naruto.

"Gotcha!" - He said.

It was Iruka Umino, he had found him.

"Broom"

"NO, YOU FOOL! I FOUND YOU!" - Said Umino while using his famous big-head jutsu.

Naruto then scratched his back, and his teacher looked surprised to the kid.

"Broooom, brrrrrrr broooom." - Naruto explained himself, earning a weird look from Iruka.

"You look exhausted, what have you been doing?" - Inquired the Chunnin, who was preoccupied at seeing the amounts of scratches all around Naruto.

"BrrrrrroooooooOOOOOm" - He screamed with excitement to show the jutsu he had learned from the scroll, moving his turret to prepare himself.

Umino found Naruto, but there was another problem, he could recognize what was on his driver's cupola.

It was the scroll of sealings.

Nevertheless, it could be a ruse, so he preferred to ask.

"Naruto?"

"Broom?"

"What is about the scroll you're carrying?"

"Roooooooo-brooom! Brooom Vrooom!" - His Cannon/nose moved in excitement as he prepared again to do the most important jutsu he had learned.

But Iruka's face was one of fear now, not of Naruto, but of the realization he had made.

[Mizuki.] - Umino thought before trying to push Naruto away.

But he wasn't able to move him, and Kunai dented scratched the coat of orange paint Naruto had, and his teacher screamed for him. Though Naruto hadn't felt a thing.

"NARUTO!"

A figure with the flak vest of Konoha was on a tree branch. On his back a pair of Fuma shuriken.

"I'm impressed that you figured where to go."

The confused Naruto saw a now angry Iruka seeing Mizuki and asked himself what was happening.

"The scroll Naruto, give it to me." - Demanded the teacher.

He immediately went backward, inadvertently smashing through the wooden walls of the house behind him.

"Vroooom vroooooOOOOOOOm!"

"Don't let him have it, Naruto! Protect that seal with your life!" - Umino began while he prepared some kunai for the incoming engagement. - "It is more dangerous than you can imagine! It holds the record of a completely forbidden Ninja Art!"

"Broom!"

"Naruto, even if you read it, it will still be meaningless! I can show you what it means!" - Mizuki tempted the orange tank/kid.

Iruka got surprised, his face now turned pale, and looked at Naruto's Commander's cupola and thermal sight, then he looked at Mizuki.

"Sh- Shut up you fool!" - He angrily shouted at the other chunnin.

"You... know what really happened in the incident where the FV721 Fox Combat Vehicle Reconnaissance (Wheeled) demon was sealed up again twelve years ago, don't you?"

"Vroom?"

"Since that day, the people of our village have been by the strictest decree."

"Brooooom..." - Naruto said while trying to understand what Mizuki was implying.

"You wouldn't. Part of that decree was that everyone would know about it... except you!"

Naruto moved forward a bit, lowering his cannon. as he did, and his engine roared, while his turret felt its electric drive supplying lower and lower energy.

"Vrooooooooo-rommmmm-rorrrrm?"

But Iruka wasn't injured this time. So he launched a kunai towards Mizuki, making him stop before he told Naruto.

"Naruto, if you help me against Mizuki, I will make you a genin of the leaf village?"

And shit, he wasn't going to defy him, Mizuki had already thrown something at him.

So he prepared himself, and Mizuki received a 120mm HE shell, killing him instantly.

Iruka looked with surprise at the power of Naruto.

He felt proud, he smiled and hugged the front chassis.

"Vroom vroom?" - Naruto asked.

"Yes!" - Iruka answered, kneeling in front of naruto, getting his headband off and leaving it on top of his right light. - "Naruto, from this day onwards, you are a ninja of the leaf!"

That is it, Naruto is a Tank.