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Alastor cursed his luck, this was no doubt the worst decision he ever made in history. Of all the people it landed on, it had to go on Vincent, the person who was legit a reincarnation of his rival. It was super awkward and the two men were just staring at each other for the longest time, not wanting to move…
"Uh, Al?" Vincent asked,"Are you alright?"
"Yes...just fine...So are we going to do it or what? I've never led a kiss before…"
"Neither have I…." Vincent was starting to wish he did inherit his predecessor's memories right now, because it'd sure make kissing less awkward if he knew what he was doing."Are you certain you want to do this?"
"What do you mean?"
"Al, you look super uncomfortable...You know you can still drink if you don't want to do this. It'd probably be easier on both of us that way…"
"No...I'll do it. I'm not backing out now…" Alastor said,"Let's just get this over with…"
When Vincent scooched over to Alastor, he gently grabbed his face and squinted. He was trying to not make this awkward but the longer he looked at Al the more weird this became. They had the eyes of everyone on them and while Alastor did insist he was consenting, it was pretty obvious he was nervous about the whole thing.
'Maybe if I pretend he's a woman this'll be less awkward…' It wasn't like Alastor wasn't attractive in Vincent's eyes but it'd be easier to kiss him if he pretended he was a random girl and not the man he had been semi-friends with. And from a certain angle, Alastor did look feminine so it'd be easier to picture him as a female…
'Alright, here goes nothing…'
He closed his eyes before going in…
Alastor didn't really know how to respond to being kissed. He had never felt another person's lips on his in his entire life and the sensation was completely foreign. It wasn't unpleasant but he did feel strange the entire time it was happening…
The kiss wasn't meant to last over two seconds to be frank. Though Vincent must've lost track of time and decided to indulge his 'fantasy' of kissing a woman and was taking it out on Alastor, who was too shocked to really respond…
'This is so going on my phone…' Vanny thought as she pulled out her cellular device and it just so happened that Velvet was doing the same(who could've guessed that one?). Others seemed amused while those like Vol were rather uncomfortable, fearing where it would lead.
That changed the moment Al felt his hands on his waist, immediately, Al snapped back into reality and separated before firmly saying,"Vincent, remove your hands from me at once…"
"Huh? Oh sorry…" Vincent mumbled, realizing he had stepped over a boundary,"I'm sor-"
"It's fine," Alastor said simply, brushing it off as he wiped his lips,"Look, at the end of the day, it was nothing personal. Let's just pretend this never happened. You got carried away but I'll put that off as your mind wandering off into la-la land…"
"I guess I did…" Vincent admitted,"I was kind of just imagining you were a girl the entire time…"
"That explains a lot…" He sighed,"Alright then, moving on…Angel, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to do an impression of Vol…"
"Hm...fair enough. Hold on," He then pulled out a pair of fake glasses before saying,"Hey guys, look at me, I'm Volastor! I'm literally incapable of expressing genuine emotion for more than five seconds and can't take a joke. I also have a small di-OW!"
Vol straight up punched Angel right in the face before he could finish his sentence,"You were saying, Angel?"
"Fuck! You really pack a punch!"
"And that was me holding back by the way. If you have any common sense, I suggest not angering me unless you want to get throttled…"
"Ooh kiny~"
Vol's eye twitched,"Not like that you dirty-minded fool! I'm going to choke you if you keep pressing me!"
"Oh in that case, choke me harder, daddy…"
The fusion's expression changed from anger to disgust within the span of five second,"EUGH! Don't call me that!"
"Nah, don't feel like it…"
It was one thing for your opponent to mock you, but it was another when they were legit twisting everything you said into a sexual innuendo.
"Do you even hear what I'm saying? I'm literally about to strangle you and you're making sexual jokes about it…"
"Should know better than to threaten a man with a good time then!"
"I'm not even trying to-"
"I suggest you stop trying to reason with Angel, Vol, it's a fruitless venture," Alastor informed, facepalming at the spider's antics."This is just his nature. There's no point in trying to get him to stop…"
Vol sighed, he knew Alastor was right but he certainly didn't appreciate the comments being directed at him.
"Vol, you didn't need to punch Angel!" Velvet whined,"He was doing such an amazing job!"
He balked,"Excuse you!? That was a completely inaccurate assessment of me and you know it!"
"I mean, he is kind of right! You're really grumpy even on a good day!" Velvet admitted.
"I'm well aware of how pessimistic I am, Velvet. That still doesn't mean Angel's assessment of me is completely accurate!"
"Why?" Angel called out,"I mean, if your girl pal is saying I got ya on the nose, then maybe I'm more right than you want to admit!"
"Keep telling yourself that…"
"Whatever you say, limp-dick…"
Vol was five seconds away from actually strangling Angel with his bare hands, however Alastor intervened before he could, whacking the spider with his staff in order to reprimand him.
Firmly yet coldly he said,"That's enough, Angel. There is no need to insult Vol for something he cannot help. Remember, this game is supposed to be fun and I'd appreciate it if you STOPPED being a perv for five seconds…"
"Yeah, both of you would," Vincent murmured flatly as he pulled out his spear,"Stop being rude, it's ruining the game…"
"Alright, I get it, I'll dial it back," Angel said, putting his hands up with a cocky smirk directed at Volastor,"Aw, ain't that sweet? Your daddy's came to save you, Vol. Cute, huh?"
"Oh shut up," Vol growled, before turning to Vincent and Alastor, muttering a silent,"Thank you…"
"Don't mention it…"
'Doting parents, am I right?' Angel Dust scoffed to himself before turning to Micheal,"Hey Michael, truth or dare?"
"Erm...Truth?"
"Aw damn, of course you picked truth," He growled to himself, disappointed he had to put the dare he had planned for Micheal away,"Well then, it's a bit personal but I'm rather curious...are you a virgin?"
"Uhhhh….." Micheal slumped down a bit, he never really thought of having sex with anyone to be frank. He was too busy being in his mansion to really think of engaging with others and while some mortals did look attractive, he didn't have the courage to make the first move. He struggled to respond, stammering like a nervous child, eyes averted directly at the ground in embarrassment, blushing heavily…
"Holy shit, you're really a virgin! What gives? You've been around for eons and yet you haven't lost your V card? Most demons around here are smashed, well everyone except smiles, but he doesn't have a sex drive as far as I can tell so that's excusable."
"I just didn't think about it...Besides, there's no one I would want to do it with…"
"Well if you want, I could always change that. I'm a bit more experienced but I can handle newbies with the proper preparation. What do you say?"
"Uh no thanks…" Micheal said,"Not interested, Angel. I'm afraid you're not my type…"
"Aw damn, not even for one night?"
"Sorry but no," He replied,"Really, no offense, Angel, but I'm simply not interested…"
"Dammit," Angel huffed, folding his arms over his chest,"Ugh! Can't even get a good lay down here. I swear Vol ruined the game by making it so we can't do kinky shit with each other…"
"More like he made it so things didn't go chaotic within the span of five seconds," Vaggie retorted,"Let's be honest, it would get hectic real quick is overly sexual dares were a thing…"
"That's what makes it fun though!" Vanny whined.
"To you," Vol retorted,"Not everyone wants that sort of thing…Though, we should still move on, Micheal has to have his turn now…"
As you could imagine, even without the overly sexual dares being implemented, the crew still managed to get things into hectic territory. Micheal dared Vaggie to dance in front of everyone for five minutes…
The issue was that Vaggie was a terrible dancer and that she ended up making herself look ridiculous. Vaggie sent those who laughed at her embarrassing performance death glares before using her chance to take revenge, picking on Velvet, who predictably said dare and had to do her makeup over again, which wouldn't be too bad if she hadn't been required to do it with her eyes closed.
You could imagine what the end result of her 'hard work' looked like by the end, looking like her face had been scribbled in by a five year old with a pen before enthusiastically asking how she did. Several people ended up laughing and while Vol did his best to pretend Velvet did a great job, he was internally holding back laughter of his own in order to avoid hurting her feelings.
Husk got selected and when asked, he ultimately chose to drink without even hearing her out.
This was a sign of things to come, as Husk was already drunk in his normal state and he wasn't prone to the greatest decisions, so when he gave truth or dare, things went downhill quickly as he gave crazier questions than any set up before and most chose to ultimately drink rather than do the zany shit that was requested.
Eventually, those who ended up drinking the alcohol provided became intoxicated and gave zany dares to those who hadn't drunk, repeating the cycle over and over again until everyone was drinking to their hearts content, forgetting the game entirely and doing whatever the fuck they wanted with no regard for anything other than their own basic desires at that point.
In other words, drunk antics commenced as some began fighting over the alcohol, like Husk and Arackniss, both males were literally pulling on each other's hair(fur?), drunkenly shouting at each other in slurred tones in other languages.
Charlie was hiccuping and leaning against Vaggie's shoulder, mumbling incomprehensible stuff as she rambled in a drunken stupor. Vaggie was giggling while downing another bottle, drunk out of her mind and barely able to keep up straight.
Angel was running around and throwing whatever was near him around like a maniac, shouting things in Italian, things that ranged from bottles, to food to even rolls of toilet paper, 'redecorating' the mansion with tissue and whatever else he could find.
Volastor ended up collapsing on the table in a state of unconsciousness while Velvet was screaming like a crazy person, breaking things with her axe, swinging it around and smashing vases and whatever else she could smash without a care in the world. She was even 'wearing' the shade of the mansion's lamp on top of her head,giggling madly like a school-girl.
Lucifer ended up stumbling into his limo before taking a 'night drive', flooring it as fast as possible and driving around like a mad-man, much to the misfortune of all the demons that had happened to run over. That didn't even go into detail of all the things he was running over in the process, viewing anyone and anything as an obstacle and turning the Pride Sector into his personal amusement park and laughing crazily as he did so.
And honestly, it was probably a good thing Lucifer wasn't present nor sober at the moment, especially since Lilith and Micheal were drunkenly kissing each other in the background. They had legit drank too much and it was likely Lilith was saw someone that looked like Lucifer and said 'fuck it' and engaged in a full out make-out session and Micheal was too drunk to care. Common sense had long since been tossed out the window and neither were thinking straight.
Lilith then smirked, grabbing his chin,"Want to come and play with me, honey? It's been a while since I've had any fun…"
"Of course m'lady…"Without a second thought, Micheal suddenly carried her into his arms "Shall we get going?"
"Lets…"
While Micheal carried Lilith away, Vincent and Alastor were watching Vanny 'dancing' on the table. To be frank, a more accurate term for dancing would be 'strip teasing', the former doing so eagerly.
In comparison to Vincent, Alastor was fairly disinterested in the display. Sure, he didn't show a negative reaction to it like he would if he were sober, but he didn't seem all too thrilled either way, merely downing his tenth bottle in a row as he watched her.
Abruptly, Vincent turned towards him and said in a slurred voice,"Heya lady, what's your name? I haven't seen a girl this pretty before…."
"Err...Alastor?" He could barely remember his name, let alone maintain his composure. It was hard to think straight when your mind was swirling like a tornado on steroids…
"Weird, I've never heard of a girl named Alastor before.."
Had Alastor been in his right mind, he would've informed Vincent that he was in fact not a girl, but he was too drunk to really take the comment into consideration. When Vincent put a hand on his thigh, he turned towards him in confusion,"Eh?"
"What's wrong, Alastor? Don't you want to have fun with me?"
"Fun?"
"You know, some one v one time. Just the two of us, together...:" He put a hand on Alastor's thigh and while unlike last time, he didn't move away, likely because he was too drunk to do so and showed no real signs of protest."What do you say to that?"
Before Alastor could respond, Vanny suddenly intruded on their conversations and shouted in an equally drunk tone,"Hey, you're not having fun without me, are you? I don't like it when people stop paying attention to me!"
"Hic! No, I was just trying to have fun with Alastor over here. Me and her have been getting along and I thought it'd be best to show her around town…"
"Why don't I help you then?" Vanny asked,"We can all have fun together! After all, who doesn't love a good threesome!?"
"What's a threesome?" Alastor asked in a drunken state of bemusement, mind still foggy from all the drinks.
"We'll show you!" Vanny proclaimed, pulling the two men together,"Trust me, threesomes are the best! Come on, let's go and have some fun together!"
Without warning, Vanny led Vincent and Al to the nearest room. Vincent and Vanny almost immediately took their clothes off the moment they entered, Alastor raising an eyebrow at this action,"What are you two doing?"
"Taking our clothes off, silly! Can't have a threesome with your clothes on.." She giggled, undoing her bra in the process.
Alastor stiffened up,"Oh…"
"Is something wrong?" Vincent asked, taking off what remained of his suit, revealing his toned body,"There's no need to be nervous. You can show your form around us if you'd like…"
"It's not that, I just never undressed before in front of another person…" He admitted, feeling slightly embarrassed how casual they were with removing their clothes in comparison.
"Take your time. We won't judge you for your looks, m'am…"
Alastor sighed before reluctantly taking off his clothes as well, following suit with the other participants. Once his clothes hit the floor, he folded his arms over his chest as a chill ran up his spine.'Stupid breeze…'
Without their clothes on, it became just how apparent how different they all looked. Vanny had an hour-glass figure, Alastor was a slightly built bean-pole and Vincent was the most built out of the three while still being lean in terms of mass and muscle.
And unlike the other two, Alastor had scars on his body. It wasn't everywhere but in certain places, like his chest and some parts of his back and looked like a dog had taken a few good bites out of him.
"Hey lady, where'd you get those scars from?"
"I don't recall at the moment," Alastor admitted,"Though I do believe a dog got to me. I don't know how, but I just know it got me. I hope that's not an issue…"
"Oh don't worry, it's not. I was just curious, that's all. You still look stunning even if you're a bit different from any girl I've seen…You're a bit more androgynous than the others…"
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Good…" Vincent said,"I like people being different. Now why don't we all get on the bed and take it slow?"
They all agreed, though it was pretty clear Alastor had no idea what was happening even as he participated in said event.
From there on, it all felt like a blur and Alastor wasn't certain what was happening. His mind got lost in the chaos and there were grunts and moans coming from each of them and Alastor himself at one point could feel something changing internally as this occurred.
He was getting touched all over and it was probably the strangest thing he had ever experienced in his entire life. Parts of his body that he legit NEVER touched while sober were being interacted with and it felt like multiple people were touching the more sensitive parts of his body and he was doing the same in return.
At one point, he was penetrating something and the next thing he knew, he was on the receiving end of said penetration and swore he could've felt his tail getting grabbed at several times, being yanked back like it was a toy and whining as a result.
Even the ear tufts that were a part of his hair were given this treatment, having his head pulled back at times in a rather rough manner. Something large was even put in his mouth and nearly choked him and sucking something else.
His mind spinning too fast and by the time it had finally stopped, he immediately closed his eyes and fell unconscious, panting heavily as he immediately closed his eyes, a strange carnal smell filling the room as he curled up against his 'partners'.
As they were sleeping, Niffty was standing on the outside of the door, peeking through the keyhole eagerly,"Oh my god...It actually happened! I can't believe I watched them do it...This is so going in my fanfiction folder along with my new Micheal and Lilith content!"
She quickly scampered off into her room and pulled up an empty doc and typed as much as she could, remembering every detail as she wrote her fic, hoping to use it as a reference for her upcoming content.
Anyhow, thanks 11,419 views, tell me what you think below. Also yeah, I imagine everyone was loling when Vincent thought Al was a girl lol.
Also, I don't know WHAT THE FUCK is going on but I don't get how chapter 1 ended up here. Must've misclicked.