"Spoken words, quotes, etc"
'Thought words' – Humans/Faunas/Etc
Thought words – Grimm
→System←
Quick author notes;
For those just finding this; this is an updated chapter to fix an error. I've also reformatted it to hopefully look better.
I'll get around to doing this for the other chapters later.
-Koot 3/7/21
Chapter 1
In southern Anima, in a large forest, there resides a certain Grimm. This particular Grimm is special. Not in the usual sense – It's no dragon nor is it some calamity grade monstrosity only heard about in legends and nightmares. No, this Grimm is special because it has been sitting in a hole for the past few hundred years. How'd it end up in a hole? Who fuckin' knows? Probably just fell in while chasing a child or something.
The point is – this Grimm has been chilling in a hole for so long that it's developed some minor intelligence. And with that intelligence it has been staring at a dirt wall with only one thought in mind; Fuck. It isn't sure what the word means, the humans were always shouting or crying it whenever it hunted them, but it probably fits. Turns out, being stuck in a hole, alone, with nothing to do is boring. Especially when you're conscious enough to realise how much it fucking sucks.
So imagine its' surprise when it hears a voice.
→Congratulations! You have been randomly selected to be reincarnated with a system!←
The Grimm doesn't know what half those words mean, nor does it care. At this point anything interesting is a Queen-given gift. Although… where is it coming from?
Even more surprising however, is when it hears a second voice.
"Fuck yea! Thank you God!" This new voice sounds excited.
I'm currently lying in a ditch, bleeding out. Not fun. I must say though, I never expected blood loss to numb the pain so much. So, yay for the excessive number of stab wounds littered around my torso.
Christ this sucks though. Just staring at the dirt while I wait for death. Could be worse I suppose, could be choking on my blood or something. No wait, there's a fuck-off-huge spider crawling towards me. Fuck my life.
"Hey God, not sure if you're hearing this, I'd like to think you are. As I'm currently bleeding out in a ditch, do you think you could do me a solid?"
There's no response, and the spider is now coming towards my head.
"Do you think you could maybe give me a second chance at life, or something?"
Oh fuck me. The spider's almost at my mouth.
"Forget what I said. Please let me die before I swallow this fuckin' thing!"
And now the spider's brushing my uvula.
My vision's fading to black, nice – wait till It crawls down my throat before killing me. "Fuck you God. You sadistic bastard."
With a blink my vision returns to that of dirt. Huh, not dead yet.
→Congratulations! You have been randomly selected to be reincarnated with a system!←
Fuck yea! Thank you God!
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Final Author's Note;
12/10/21;
I've come back to combine chapters 1&2. They're so short that they may as well be one chapter. I might combine another chapter depending on how i'm feeling.
I also made a couple edits.