Chapter 50: The Wonders of the Soul Cairn
After that gret sex session Titus Vulen and Serana went to explore moar of the Soul Cairn to sea what other wonders they cold find. They raided moar buildings and kilered selkiontons and also Titus Vulen tormented moar of the damed souls. Titus Vulen also found moar of those stange pages form the saint he was nao collecting them.
Than some dude came up to Titus Vulen ands sayed "you got to help me muh horse I have lost my dear horse and I need you to find his skull. Please help me" and Titus Vulen thinked this sounded the intresting so agred to help.
Titus Vulen and Serana wenty thought moar of the Soul Carin collecting soul husks and absorbing soles form the sole fisures and it was all good fun. They also explored the gaint dragon skelinton and the towers of the ideal masters.
Than came to a huge wall tere they found moar cool things inculding moar of the pages and fort moar seklis. Tere was a gap in the wall and whent they came fort here was evant moar of this wonderland to explore yes
Traped Sounls sing
are you listening
in the pain
bones are glistening
A beautiful sight
we're happy tonight
walking in a Soul Cairn wonderland
Titus Vulen and Serana stoped to trade some soul husks with the merchant who had got traoped with his horse and cart aswell as over goods and Serana browsed the wears form some intresting spell tones and Titus Vulen bourt them for her as present it was so romatinc.
Gone away is the sunlight
here to stay is the darklight
It sings a dreary song
as we go along
walking in a Soul Cairn wonderland
Then they spoke to some doode who had bean hear befor cause he had a bede deal with teh ideal masters he had promsied them the soul of the Dragonborn and of corse he cold not delvier so he is traped here. He wanted Titus Vulen to give him some Black Soul gems so he could negocatie his relaise with the Ideal MAstetrs and Titus Vulen agre to get them
In the meadow we can build a soulhuskman
Then pretend that he is Mara Priest Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
we'll say: No man
But you can do the job
when you're in town
Titus Vulen and Serena also checked out what those doomed soles do for fun around the Soul Cairn and they found some souls doing some grosome Soul Cairn crosswords and another group of souls playing DND but set in modern day earth (cause tat is like fantasy world for Skyrim Dudes) and tere was also the Soul Cairn bingo hall and cassino were Titus Vulen and Serana watch a stand up comedian "did you her about the female gang of assissins the Dark Motherhood? I her they follow the Night Brother and Clitus and they sent.." but one of the souls shouted "BOOO get of the satge" "looks like I going to have to play my hiden joke" he say and starting putting invsable golf bools but nao he stated bein pelted with soul husks that the sprits had been muncing on.
Later on
we'll conspire
as we destroy with our fires
Then pace unafraid
the evil plots that we've made
walking in a Soul Cairn wonderland
They pranced through moar of the wonderland killinering skelintons and mistmen and over things and rainding casltes fighting boneslords and doing mor things like that. Soon they came to building wear some of the boneys were doin some sad pathetic ritual with a horse skull and Titus Vulen and Serana took care of them and got the skull witch was the skull of the horse that dude sent them to get. This gave Titus Vulen the abitliy to sonjur this beast and nao Titus Vulen and Serana can ride romatilly thought this wonderland.
In the ashfeilds we can build a soulcrustman
and pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister soulcrust
until the the keepers knock him down
They rode and fort a keeper witch was no match and found a grimreaper fragment. Soon the flet hoved skelinton horse took them on a romantic tour of this this mystial land with stops to take on keepers, gaint skelitons, gaints skulls, skull golems as well as grabing reapr gems and spell tones. They spoke with an intresting fellow name Jiub and Titus Vulen found out that this is saint he had been colecting pages of and he aimed to get the rest.
When souls flow
ain't it thrilling
Though your spine gets a chilling
We'll torment and play
the necromacner way
walking in a Soul Cairn wonderland
Titus Vulen and Serana asebled the reaper fragments gem at his lair and he came saying "wayt fool disurnbs my slumber" and Titus Vulen say "only we" and they fort him and it turned out to be an easy fite even togh he had an army of seklintons and a giant axe and trying to vomit on them they destroy him with ease but Titus Vulen enjoyed killing reaper with his love. Overal Titus Vulen and Serana had such fun that night in this amazing place fiting undead and expliring the sites and sounds it was a worthwile expirance.
Walking in a Soul Cairn wonderland
walking in a Soul Cairn wonderland
Now Titus Vulen had almost all of the notes of the saint organised and were aproching the tower were Serana's mother livered but tere was soemthing that took Titus Vulen's attechion on the way. It was a building to left of the buling and they decdied to check it out. It was a good job they did cause this had the last of the Saint pages and some dude brooding on an dark throne.
"Who the hell are you?" Titus Vulen asxed and the unkown peraoned sayed "I am the Dragonborn" (he's not the real current Dragonborn that is Hogni the Furious but he mite be a past dragonborn) and the Titus Vulen had a slightly smiled "well that's good tere is someone who is loking for you!" and the unkown man say "you will have to fite me first because by my wariror spirt I will not go willingly" and Titus Vulen replied "Good it would be boring if you sayed anything else" and the got redy to do epic battle.
Can Titus Vulen take on this Dragonborn? Will they Make it to Serana's Mother? What is the Prothcy?
Find out Next time on Skyrim Journey of a Hero!
To Be Countued...