Chapter 55: BlackReach

The two creatures came at Hogni the Furious and Titus Vulen and it was decided that each whould hadnle a difrent one. Hogni the Furious took on the mechincal Dragon and Titus Vulen fort the destroyer.

Hogni trackd the movements of the is Robot Dragon he wondered why the Dwarfs creted a robot Dragoned but that did not mater some war weepon he thingked. The Robot Dragon seemed to atacked much liek a real dragon and it shot lighting lazars at Hogni the Furious to try and killer him but Hogni the Furious was having none of that he doged the lighting lazairs and fire a dragonshot at the Robot Dragon.

Titus Vulen was having a jolly good time fighting this destroyer robot he was dogin its laziar fire attacks and then fireding back with his shot gun and then doing moar damage but it was not enough. Serana was uinsg some power spells ot boost the ods. "Oh I never imagined that the dawrfs could crete such a beatury" Titus Vulen noted "it is maginficent a true war machine" and he used moar atacked son the Destroyer Robot inculindg his naplam luahcher.

Hogni the Furious fired shouts at the Robot Dragon and it was avoided and fired moar lighting lazairs and Hogni the Furious got some good hits on it using his shouts and sword but what moar could he do? Then he had an eyedear and that was to use the ligrhting lazair against the Robot Dragon and so whent the Robot Dragon came in Hogni the Furious held up his sword and caught the Lighting lazaier on his blade liek in some badass metal album cover art.

Titus Vulen was also using some ingenius tacitics he was thinnking about how he whould deal with the destroyer robot and this he put in to doing. He was the thinking about turning into his monsterous forms but that robot whould not real understand them and it whould not be as cool so he want take the robot down using his tactics not his monster power. So he rolled away form the Robot and then used his vampired power to enhance his gun firing ablities alwing him to fire tow napalm lunchers at once "this should do it" he thinkeded.

Hogni the Furious then atackled with the sword and soht his own lighting lazars and this was highly efective and did damage to the Robot Dragon. The Robot Dragaon then came at him firing the samew lighting lazairs but Hogni the Furious using his sword and lzairs form the sowrd deflected it back at the Robot Dragon. The Robot Dragon than came down to the ground to do major attacks on Hogni the Furious but than Hogni atacked with the Sword and that was carged with lazaer power and finished the robot dragon.

Titus Vulen was still fighting with the Destroyer and was doing damage with his twin Naplam luhchers and the Destroyer was taking back with the exploisive lazaier but Titus Vulen was avoiding and making much damage on it as well. Then he dyimnited it a few times and did backflips over it to atack its hed with various things including dynmite. The Destroyer treid to grave Titus Vulen's hed but it misined and Titus Vulen then atakced its body with major mvoes incluing napalm lucher and than he finsihed it withat that ebony blade he got in the palace.

So Hogni the Furious looted the body of the Robot Dragon to get lods of goodies including a staff to soummon a Robot Dragon and Titus Vulen also loked at the Destoryer and got presents form tere as well witch including a staff to summon the Destroyer.

So now it was to explore the rest of the place and the did. Tere is alot of inresting alcamy incgreedients hear as well and one of the places they came across was a hut for the High Elf dude form Oblivion who wants you to get nirnroots buit he is nao ded so its just his skeilionton but he has dairy talking about crimson nirnroots that arr down hear and they are like the neck level of nirnroot.

Authers notes: I just have to say this why is alcmy so lame in the Elder Scrolls games? All you do is make potions and stuff that si boring! Alcamy should be liek in Fullmetal Alchemist were you can do all kind sof crasy things and transmute stuff and make artifual beings that whould be the true alamany insted of lame potion making stuff witch should be something diffrent.

Anyways so nao they wondered and the place is big but not butch to do and the collected over forty Crimsome Nirnroots and tere is a huge group of builings with stuf liek a debate hall and other cool things and they entared this buildings and lcear thme of falmer. Hogni took the debate hall cause he is master debater and Titus Vulen took another building. Titus Vulen later found a throne with some Falmer followers near it and he made them fan him with plams and serve him grapes and fine wine.

Tere was also atacked by a madman Kajit who came form the ice caves and stalked them with an axe but Titus Vulen took him down with his own axe ans say "here's Johnny" cause he likes to make refrneces liek that. Hogni the Furious and Lyida did killing of the falmer and the Knight restored some honor back to this place while Bob was also trying to fish for stange fish "silly bob" sighed a tlaking fish. Serana and Titus Vulen also talked about the time they visited this place and how it had change in the thousands of years since adn Titus Vulen almost thinked about buying this palce.

Overal it was good day out but soon they had been everywhere and done everything tere was not so much to do here and that is dipointment but it is still a cool place. Then the place with the Lexicon Stand was found and the Elder Scroll was revealred.

What next well it is time to return the lexicon to the madman and also dsicuss who should have scroll fusit. There is a conveint lift returing to the serifice so that part was hanlded and soon they dound way back to the man resecher who red the infomation and say that he needs the blood of dwarf but cause he knat get that he needs to have blood of all elf type pepole to make a repilcer.

So it was agree and but as they were about to leave there is some horribe aombination at the door and it is Hermirous Mora and he told them that there mad dudes is soon no longer of use to him adn that he needs them to work for him now and Hogni the Furious was about to say no but Titus Vulen say that "we whould gladly serve you" and so they were told they need to open the box and he wil speka to them again.

Hogni the Furious was not exactly pleased with Titus Vulen for speaking for them leik that but he thinked that maybe something good can come of this. So they held caoncil and it was agreed sinec Titus Vulen made the deal with the wreched abyis he should gaver the blood samples and no questions will be asked of how he gott them. Meanwhile Hogni gets to use the Elder Scroll fist.

To Be Countued...