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Author has written 12 stories for Buffy X-overs, Harry Potter, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. My name is Katie.I have a horse, and he is the current love of my life right now. His name is Chance and he's only 3. I am training him to do jumping, and he takes up most of my time. I love him to death and i dont know what i would do with out him. Probably die of heart break. I have a strange obsession with Micheal Jackson and Richard Simmons ( IE: Check out Tighty Whiteys) I cry everytime i watch seabiscuit, and i couldnt watch the belmont because i didnt want to watch Smarty Jones win. I cried when Smarty Jones lost. i REALLY wanted him to win... I like to eat popcorn and mustard. My favorite music is: ROCK and sometimes RAP but only the rap that doesnt say " Yea bitch suck my dick before i rob the gas station" Kinda stuff. I dont like it when men demean women. I have no respect for guys like that. Bands I cant live without: NOTICE!!!: IT MAY BE A WHILE BEFORE I UPDATE.. AND NO ITS NOT BECAUSE IM BEING LAZY. IT BECAUSE I AM MOVING TO A DIFFERENT STATE AND BEING THAT I AM NOT A COMPUTER WIZ, MY INTERNET WONT BE UP FOR A WHILE. I'LL TRY TO UPDATE AS MUCH AS I CAN BEFORE I MOVE BUT I CAN ALMOST GAURENTEE THAT I WILL BE WRITING MORE CHAPTERS ONCE EVERYTHING I SETTLED IN... And i have to recommend any stories by Zara Joyce,Xaared,Alisha6,serpentina,tempusfugit3,fluff |
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What do I care by Serpentina reviews
Hermione Granger has some problems. Her boyfriend is ignoring her, her best friend needs things from her that she can't give and she's got a terrible secret. But help and sympathy come from an unexpected source ... HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,082 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5424 - Favs: 6,755 - Follows: 3,671 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Under Malfoy's Orders by citcat299 reviews
Malfoy tricks Hermione and puts her under a spell, forcing her to obey his every command. However, not everything goes according to plan... please R&R! Set in 6th year, written before HP6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6878 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Not Quite The Knight In Shining Armour by Kshetra reviews
Pre HBPWhen Hermione Granger is saved from a rather unpleasant future, her hero is none other than a very,very relucant Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,702 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary by Amewusika reviews
The truth behind the book worm, everything from the infamous slap to random midnight romps, and her somewhat unhealty obsession with good grades. Dramione R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mr Wrong by MusikLuver reviews
Hermione Granger’s life is going great: She just got a promotion at the Ministry, & she’s engaged to the perfect man, Harry Potter. But what happens when Mr. Totally Wrong comes into her life? Is he really so wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,542 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dare You To Move by Mjade-1 reviews
DHr. Rage was welling up inside Draco. For a minute, he thought it was Hermione, when Blaise mentioned the library. And for some bizarre reason, even though he detested her, he felt like knocking the smirk off Blaise's face. Slightly AU with HBP release.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,575 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Ancient God King by The Evil Author reviews
The new DADA teacher is something else. Harry and the gang want to know what.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,450 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Salvaging From The Ashes by Selene12 reviews
WIP After Spike and Anya die while fighting the First, the PTB resurrect them and send them to Hogwarts.Chapt 10 fixed and 11 and 12 up!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,924 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 2/16/2004
Toil and Trouble by Madame Oubliette reviews
Hermione finds herself coming between the Weasley twins when she comes to stay at The Burrow over the Christmas holidays. Not what you might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,444 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Final Answer by Xaared reviews
Perversion, sarcasm, complete dysfunction: Trying his best to make it through sixth year alive, Draco goes rather insane with everything from Titanic and gay men to love for Hermy (he doesn't even know about it!)...What else is there to say?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,290 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mindless Snogging by Catelina reviews
13th CHAPTER UPLOADED and Letters to the Grim under ch11. Basically a DracoHermione story, but not so nice and fluffy. Draco finds Hermione in the library, and decides to do something a little less unexpected... REad and REview. Thanks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,912 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trinity by The Evil Author reviews
The REAL history of the universe.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004
Firewhisky by Rurouni Star reviews
[SBHG][oneshot] Hermione has never been drunk before. It's an astonishingly embarrassing experience. [slight AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/2/2004 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Looking at you by Midnight Rain reviews
On his side, pride and honor bind him, forbidding him from liking her. She has nothing to hold her back, but the fact that he is Draco Malfoy: Slytherin prince. Subtle glances are passed. And she falls...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Birthday Girl by SpikesLittleBit reviews
COMPLETE! Buffy and Dawn head to LA after Buffy has a disturbing dream about Spike. RR! Last chapter up!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Tangled Bonds by Alisha6 reviews
Sequel to 'The Warmth.' In a post-Voldemort wizarding world, the elite have hunted all of his followers, now it's down to nine. Now the elite look to Draco Malfoy, will he fail or break through the tangled bonds of his past relationships?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter is on FIRE! by Darkboy77 reviews
WARNING:Insane story inside. Do not bump, shake, ingest, throw, or expose to crazy and ridiculous amounts of radiation. ((((((IT... IS... FINISHED!)))))) THE LAST CHAPTER: Voldemort's power is in his... wait, this can't be right... HIS POWER'S IN HIS-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,771 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Harry P.
Pen My Soliloquy by Dusty Emotion reviews
Not even a second later she was in front of him, shoving him as hard as she could, angry tears brimming in her eyes. “Does anything rattle you, Malfoy!” she cried. “If I told you I hate you right now, would that even matter to you?” FIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Within This Room by zarah joyce reviews
It all began when Draco proposed to Hermione the night before they graduated. It also ended everything. And now, five years later, they meet again... a one shot fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cruel Vengeance by zarah joyce reviews
Malfoys always hit their enemies where it hurts the most... what happens when this enemy turns out to be his own son? Dark and angsty, this is generally DMHG with bits of HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Transi de Froid by Incitata reviews
Now complete. None fluffy, high octane twisty tale of unlikely beginnings and extraordinary results. If you don't read it, how will you know what you're missing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,654 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hidden Depths by zarah joyce reviews
A short sequel to 'Reckless Freedom'. Tonight they indulge themselves in more than just a kiss...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dragon's Light by zarah joyce reviews
Is there ever a vulnerable side to one Draco Malfoy? Hermione finds out, in the most unusual way...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Reckless Freedom by zarah joyce reviews
It all started with a glare...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Fallen Angel* by Hermione7 reviews
This is a D/H ficcy, and a little bit parody, so it's definitely not your normal romance. Hope you like it! Please R/R!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,028 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2001 - Published: 8/10/2001
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I Still Love You New York reviews
You have got to be kidding me! Are you serious? I have to be a filthy muggle for how long? AND I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO YOU? I don't know what's worse, being around muggles or acting like I love you when really, I despise you. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Draco Hates People reviews
He's not antisocial. Just really ornery. See what happens when Draco runs into a drunk classmate of his. What does he do? What does he say? Godknows....R&R... Rated Pg13 for language i guess and drinking....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,460 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Young, pretty things reviews
But she wasn’t a child, in the eyes of the law, he reasoned often. She was of age. But that didn’t make it right. She was his godson’s best friend; and she had captured him so. He didn't love her. But he wanted her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Quintessence reviews
A prophesy resurfaces after thousands of years of being missing. Then two people send Middle Earth into a whirlwind of confusion. ( Mistake in the 7th chapter, I wrote the wrong kingdom, forgive me, i'm too lazy to correct it.)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,239 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004
Hero reviews
You use me and make me hurt. I want to hit you until you bleed. Or stab you in the back like you did to me. I just want you to feel the pain that I feel. Like a knife is searing into my flesh. A knife held by you. You laugh as you twist it, and I squirm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Beyond Fragile reviews
She never wanted to be percieved as small and helpless. She never wanted to be seen as fragile. But one night, her strength and resilience that she had worked so hard for was taken away in mere seconds. WARNING: Rape HGHP MISTAKE ON TIMELINE CHANGED.....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,193 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tighty Whiteys reviews
Draco was angry. How could everyone accuse him of wearing thongs when clearly he wore tighty whiteys...... He was infuriated.... My first Random Fic....... WOOOOOOOOOOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Goodbye, old friend reviews
Goodbye, old friend. May your wearied bones rest now. May your heart rest and be filled with peace. May your eyes be clearer and your aching walk healed. Your breathing will slow and become shallow. Your eyes will glaze over and my tears will mesh with in
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Harry P.
Me Vs Mardonna Vs Elvis
I caused pain on some unsuspecting stranger who probably had enough problems on her own. And yet, I cant help but say, she got what she deserved; for she was stupid under the influence. And i merely took advantage.SONGFIC TO BRAND NEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,952 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Essence reviews
Not since Angel or my mother, did I need someone so much. You were an enigma to me, but yet I could figure you out in a second. You wore your heart on your sleeve. And that’s what made you so special.. (possible one shot.... Buffy thinking of spike)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Penny for your thoughts reviews
Hermiones inner most thoughts. Go ahead invade her privacy, you know you wanna. Based on the Georgia Nicholson book seris
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
No seatbelt song reviews
He would forever regret the day he ever copulated with her" Draco has some regrets and some skeletons in the closet. But one beautiful gryff helps him realize something
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.