Years have passed since the SULACO failed to return from LV-426. Following the breakup of Weyland-Yutani, ICC decides to send a joint military-science team to determine the fate of both the SULACO crew and Hadley's Hope outpost. What they find will change everything that was known about the Xenomorphs, the previous expeditions, and the fate of the human race.

Take an imaginary trip into the future. What would happen if Sheldon FINALLY proposed to Amy? Sure, she'd say yes in a heartbeat, but what about Sheldon's BACHELOR PARTY? How would the guys go about planning it, and how disastrous would it really be? Well, letting Howard do the planning might be one way to find out...

Love is in the air once again between Amy and Sheldon. Unfortunately, the annual awards dinner proves too much for him and he once again succumbs to the demon alcohol to get through the ceremony. Which would be bad enough, but Amy tries to see opportunity in Sheldon's state to finally "consummate" their relationship - which might work, except for his mother's untimely arrival...

Following the HR meeting from "The Egg Salad Equivalency," Howard races to the lab to take apart his beloved Lisatronic & her six breasts. There's just one problem: She's missing. And to make matters worse, it's the night of the alumni dinner, an inconvenient fact that makes his frantic search efforts all the more unhelpful - especially when Lisa keeps turning up everywhere...

As with any obsession, the gang's fixation on STAR TREK finally begins to get the better of them. After visiting yet another convention, the boys find themselves all dreaming about life on the Enterprise and what it would be like - Sheldon orbiting Sheldonia 6...Leonard as someone taller...Raj dealing with political correctness problems...and Howard visits Planet Amazon...

Amy's hosting her first dinner party for the group. After sketching numerous scenarios across various whiteboards, she's meticulously conceived of every possible eventuality - except, of course, for Penny and Leonard feuding again, Howard and Bernadette's discomfort, Sheldon's cluelessness - and why did Raj have to pick THIS evening to change his image with her gay friend present?

It's Valentine's Day. The girls have gotten the "perfect" gifts for the guys & the guys have gotten the "perfect" gifts for the gals. After all, why WOULDN'T the guys want a free day at the spa? Or the gals a free pass to Comic-Con? And what possible disasters might unfold if each had to go through with what the other got for them? It wouldn't be too bad...would it?

What happens when a "perpetually aroused" engineer gets married and learns he must part with a long-cherished collection from his bachelor days? What if he gives that collection to his friends? And what if the friends accidentally upload it to the university computer system? Can the guys delete it without being detected and save their jobs? Only one way to find out...

Howard is settling into married life. He's survived liftoff, orbited the Earth, survived re-entry, and finally moved out of his mother's house. But there are some things nothing prepares you for in life - like the first time you're responsible for the grocery shopping and that one last item on the list is something you know nothing about...

Mrs. Latham has returned to Cal Tech to see what Leonard's been doing with her money - and MAYBE to see more of Leonard once again. She throws a party on her yacht where Sheldon, Raj, and Howard persuade Penny and Bernadette to tag along as bartenders. As the evening begins and the drinks start flowing, the madness slowly begins to unfold...

Suppose Howard and Leonard decided they had had enough of life as scientific geeks. Suppose they decided to undertake some changes - and suppose those changes involved trying to prove their masculinity to Penny, Amy, and Bernadette through a series of stereotypically "macho" activities? What would happen? What incidents would occur? What disasters would befall them?

Howard and Raj want to enter a science competition, but Penny has other ideas after detecting their little "experiment." On top of that, Barry Kripke suddenly seems too interested in burying the hatchet - or does he? And how do the guys wind up in a biker bar? Only one way to find out - start with a prologue and go from there...

Priya is getting married and wants to have her final fling with Leonard before tying the knot. (After all, he is the king of foreplay...) But somehow she winds up in Sheldon's room - as does Penny - while Amy mistakenly tries to seduce Leonard thinking she's in Sheldon's room. Sound confusing? Well, just wait until Raj tries to explain how he wound up naked in Howard's room...

The gang arrives in India for Priya's wedding. Sheldon is terrified of germs, Howard wants only to have some alone time with Bernadette, Raj is drinking nonstop, the girls are busily planning, and Leonard is clueless to the romantic triangle unfolding around him. Put more simply, it's pretty much what you'd expect...

Raj and Howard excitedly announce the news of Priya's engagement. Leonard is confused, Sheldon is anything but excited at the thought of traveling to a third-world country, and Penny finds herself excluded from attending. In other words, another normal situation ripe for social chaos...

The boys are on their way back to California following the wake in Nebraska. Leonard has his answers - or does he? - while Howard seethes with envy over an apparent one-upping too many. And Raj? He continues his wondrous ways with women - almost...

Penny is mad at Leonard. Leonard is confused with Penny. Nothing really new there, except her father suspects he knows the reason. Can he make things work, or will Penny's old suitors have their way at Leonard's expense? And how does Sheldon explain a shotgun wound in a manly way that makes sense? Only one way to know for sure...

The boys arrive in Nebraska for Penny's aunt's wake. But something seems amiss with Penny, who alternates between clinging to Leonard and outright hostility toward him. Can he figure out what is going on? Will Sheldon find a social experiment to make his time in the Cornhusker state worthwhile? Will Raj successfully talk to women while drinking virgin cocktails? Tune in to see

What happens when Penny's aunt passes away and the boys must travel with her to Nebraska and meet her family at the wake? How will Sheldon survive an encounter with "Flyover America?" How will Amy survive hours without her Sheldon by her side? And how will Leonard deal with Penny's father Wyatt, who is still determined to put them together despite Penny's perpetual hesitancy?

What happens when a writer uploads a prologue instead of an epilogue? Will people continue to read? Can the ending carry the prank story line just a bit further? Click to find out...

So the gang has its answers - or does it? And how would Joey and Chandler find peace after a long series of escalating pranks? Who did Phoebe secretly fantasize about and what ever happened as a result? DID anything happen as a result? Only one way to find out...

So Phoebe reveals after a game of "I Never" that she once fantasized about having sex with one of the gang. How would that play out the day after? How would Chandler and Joey's prank war go completely over the top while everyone was trying to sort this new information out? What would have happened? Tune in to find out...

What if the gang had a bit too much to drink after a party and learned one too many dark secrets about each other's fantasy crushes? What if those crushes included each other in ways we never knew? What would that have been like? How awkward would that have been? Well, we now have the answer...

What if Chandler and Joey started a prank war? What if that prank war happened to coincide with a game of "I Never" that revealed one too many secrets about each other's fantasies? What would that have been like? Fortunately, we now have an answer...