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 Author has written 51 stories for Harry Potter, Little Women, Charles Dickens, Keeping Up Appearances, Avengers, Hercule Poirot series, Megamind, Rocky Horror, and Twilight. "When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.” --A Confederacy of Dunces, John Kennedy Toole 20. Right-libertarian. Catholic. I like Capitalism (the only fair is laissez-faire), cats, and G.K. Chesterton. Most of the stuff on here was written when I was a stupid 15 year old with no idea how to write. Now I'm a stupid twenty year old with no idea how to write. I apologize. |
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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13236 - Favs: 6,338 - Follows: 5,256 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 9/4/2005
The London Syndicate by en verite reviews
A series of related stories concerning Hercule Poirot's dealings, directly or indirectly, with the dangerous crime organization known simply as the London Syndicate. No criminals have been so purposeful, or so cunning, in their attempts to take down their chief obstacle. First fic.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,810 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Hercule Poirot, Captain Hastings, Chief Inspector Japp, OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36335 - Favs: 28,652 - Follows: 20,894 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15142 - Favs: 8,285 - Follows: 7,097 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Overshadowed by shivaun18 reviews
Grace Ritchi is Roxanne Ritchi's younger sister, and she's almost used to seeing Roxanne take everything she wants. But that was before Roxanne set her sights on a certain museum curator. Bernard/OC
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,503 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bernard
Two Steps Forward by Anysia reviews
The best laid plans of mice and men… something something something. Frankly, they're both too miserable to worry much about aphorisms, what with their worlds falling apart and all. [Kristanna, one-shot]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa - Complete
The do-over Christmas by amorentias reviews
It was late, You were alone, on Christmas, and you were cold. Then, in the darkness you see a tall silhouette with lopsided glasses and hair sticking out from every angle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wild Card by Queen Nightingale reviews
You have long nails that are painted an abrupt shade of turquoise, and I glance at them as they begin to wrap around my neck. SSMM, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Sirius B., Marlene M.] James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Compromise by Anysia reviews
Life's all about compromise. [Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Authors by Peaceful Sunrise reviews
Our favourite characters have discovered our stories. And they're not happy about it. Here's what they have to say to you. Or curse, hex, jinx, permanantly disable, kill, etc .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P.
Roman de la Rivality by Anysia reviews
Poetry isn't something you can parse into its composite elements. When a horrified Jimmy finds himself staring down an A-minus in AP English, he has to find a way to understand beauty and courtly love outside the confines of his chemistry notebook — and he may have to ask the last person on earth he'd have chosen for help. J/C. Complete.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,102 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
Something Blooming by Queen Nightingale reviews
"Do you know what you are, Lily?" You hear yourself speaking, but it is as if your lips are numb. "You are a love story. Your entire character. You are a romance novel, and I am reading it right now, and I am scared. I've never met a girl who was a storybook before." JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Luminosity by loveislouder94 reviews
She's a whirlwind of colour, and with her presence she sprinkles something bright and new on the lifeless canvas of your existence. It feels like hope and second chances, like something much too good for you. / Remus and Tonks, for Anna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Virgin Mothers and Reconciling Lovers by louisaeve reviews
Of all the people they forgot, forgetting Lily Evans was the worst sin of all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fuchsia Blood by Queen Nightingale reviews
The heat of his mouth feels something like redemption. JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cigar by Queen Nightingale reviews
When she let you touch her inner thigh after the Quidditch Match, electricity burned through your tendons as if she held a lighter under every sinew in your body. JPLE Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sunshowers by Queen Nightingale reviews
You walk into the Main Hall and glance at the Slytherin table with eyes that feel as though a fog has been lifted. Suddenly the colour at your table is gauche and Sirius' laughter is grating and you look down at Lily, who is watching you with a gaze that feels a little like sorrow. JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cynical by ifithasapulse reviews
She slicked on a layer of creamy red lipstick. It gleamed wetly, the deep hue shimmering on full, slightly parted lips. "It is time to cut off our relationship."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Skin Divers by Queen Nightingale reviews
When you kissed her and she wore her blue hat, she tasted like water, no whisky. When you kissed her and she wore her blue hat, you were the tide and she was the shore. JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sweet Revahnge: An Olloween Special by Vast Difference reviews
Megamind's precious new invention has gone missing after he returns Roxanne to her apartment following a called-off kidnapping, and he's determined to get it back. Suspicion! Suspense! Slutty Costumes! Olloween Cookies! **NOW RATED M**
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
For Better or Worse by B.C Daily reviews
When Lily was seven, she was married to her sister Petunia beneath a half-dying oak tree in their small back garden wearing their father's old dinner jacket and a dusty, black top hat. LilyPetunia, Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2839 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Astronaut Boots by Queen Nightingale reviews
"You walk away from the boy with kisses and shockwaves dusted across his lips, and you become Betty Boop, crawling into your muggle Escalade, batting your spider eyelashes as salt drips down your dry, dry, cheeks." JPLE One-Shot, Experimental.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Defining Waste by Laura Schiller reviews
Ebenezer Scrooge may be turning over a new leaf, but even charity has its limits.
Crossover - Bleak House, 2005 & A Christmas Carol - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Mr. Scrooge - Complete
Undisciplined Hearts by Laura Schiller reviews
Twelve drabbles for twelve David Copperfield pairings. Warning: slash and femmeslash included.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
Not Worth Looking For by Laura Schiller reviews
David Copperfield. What if her red ribbon was not the only thing Annie Strong lost that night?
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
A Pleasant Evening Talk by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Roxanne decides to have a simple, adult conversation with Megamind. Nothing could possibly go wrong... Post-movie, some spoilers.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
A tiny taste of Revenge Muggle style by Zepyrcat reviews
A very short one shot. Where Harry decides to get revenge on a certain Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
The Method to Madness by Indie Lolita reviews
When Loki Laufeyson is sent to Ashby House for the mentally unstable, he is a broken soul stripped of his power, real name, and ability to speak. Colette a flighty French nurse who can barely speak English is assigned to be his caretaker. Bruce Banner is sent to keep an eye on Ashby House and their infamous patient. The stage is set; let our story begin. Bruce/OC/ Loki. No slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Deus Ex Machina by Queen Nightingale reviews
You don't read Lily/James because you crave a love story. You read Lily/James because you crave attention. JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The King's Drabbles by Dickensian812 reviews
A series of drabbles based on "The King's Speech."
King's Speech - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011
Wild Eyes by Queen Nightingale reviews
She's the good, quiet girl. You're the outgoing, reckless boy. You can't figure out how to connect the dots. JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. An ordinary witch stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she return completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
On Weddings by ink-stained dreams reviews
"Don't worry, I have something much more exciting in mind." She raised her eyebrows expectantly. "We're going to tell our parents." / In which Scorpius and Rose get married. kind-of sequel to Of Ferrets and Weasles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Godric's Hollow by B.C Daily reviews
James and Lily's first day in Godric's Hollow. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Most Peculiar Mademoiselle by Morte Rouge reviews
Beauty and the Beast is ostensibly from Belle's POV - so why is it that in the movie and even the musical, we get only glimpses of what's going on in her head?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011
Motherly Advice by teatat reviews
Mr. Darcy is in for a surprise on his wedding night. A one shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Draco Malfoy versus the Knitting by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco does not approve of Harry's new hobby. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Fluffy as.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Don't Eat the Bacon by Ash's Evil Hand reviews
Draco and Harry finally take their rivalry a step too far and, along with the rest of their Houses, are severely Punished. Will they finally start learning to get along? Cuteness, bickering and fluffy slippers. Pre-slash. Set around 4th year but AU to GOF
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 603 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Muggle Studies by counterdogma reviews
Don't judge a person 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Draco has a Muggle Studies project, and he needs Potter's shoes. Warning: Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 147 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mr Pickwick and the Briggins Family by Fay93 reviews
The Pickwick Papers. Mr Pickwick finds himself in 21st century America. One-shot.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Coffee by metro.max reviews
The seventh year N.E.W.T. students brew up some Amortentia and whether it be Gobstones, sweaty Quidditch robes, or Mother's biscuits, everyone smells something interesting, including Oliver Wood. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Courgette Stew by A Pumpkin Pasty reviews
Arthur Weasley's watched his daughter grow over the years, watched her fall in love with Harry Potter, and watched Harry fall in love with Ginny. And through this, Molly's always been his constant, ready to serve up two steaming bowls of courgette stew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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The Trials of the Decidedly Sane reviews
In which Sharp decides to befriend Elmer and Bernard disapproves entirely. Takes place shortly after "Woes of the Eternally Bored." Two or three shot. Gwen/Bernard.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Bernard, OC
RED reviews
Series of drabbles, each based on a song from Taylor Swift's album "Red." Jo/Fritz, Modern AU.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Jo M., F. Bhaer - Complete
Woes of the Infernally Wed reviews
Because nobody said life with Gwendolyn Sharp would be easy. Second attempt at a sequel to Woes of the Eternally Bored. Bernard/OC. T for now; rating may change.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Bernard, OC
On Bad Bodice Rippers reviews
Jo writes cheap romance novels for money and swears she'll never get married-and certainly not to that funny German professor downstairs. Modern AU, multi-chapter. Jo/Fritz.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Jo M., F. Bhaer
Something Lovely reviews
But she likes him, and even though it's hopeless she takes his hand, squeezing it as she says, like a child: "Tell me something lovely." JPLE drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On Stupid Holidays reviews
In which Sharp makes Valentines plans with the best of intentions. Fluffed out. COMPANION PIECE TO WOES OF THE ETERNALLY BORED. Will not make sense otherwise. Bernard/OC.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Bernard, OC
Such Selfish Prayers reviews
I have asked you for many things, Tom Riddle, but the one thing I never wanted was forgiveness. (Surely we both know better than that now.) Bellatrix L./Tom Riddle. Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
National Anthem reviews
It is so hot and you are everywhere and God you are so handsome. Drabble, Janet/Brad
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Janet W., Brad M. - Complete
Bodies Electric reviews
They had both heard the breathless babble of a foreign language, and neither could make any sense of it. Katie Bell/Oliver Wood. Drabble. Lemon-scented.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2014
Roaring Blurs reviews
You had a Seeker-look in your eyes and you kissed me and I thought I'd fallen through a goal hoop. Katie Bell/Oliver Wood. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Staring at Strangers reviews
In which Edward is certain that Bella is an alien. AU, No Vampires. May be M later. Edward/Bella. All reviews will be replied to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
Passing the Time reviews
Josephine March never knows quite how to answer this question when it surfaces. Baby drabble. Jo/Fritz. T for things which are a little more than implied
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Jo M., F. Bhaer
When You Give a Grouch a Bear Hug reviews
...And other arduous attempts at cuddling with Bernard. Series of fluffy companion drabbles to Woes of the Eternally Bored. Bernard/OC. Read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Bernard, OC
Yes, Tom, No, Tom reviews
You're a snake in every sense of the word—hypnotic, cool, jewel-like. Sly. But I am a lion and sometimes the lion lies in wait, teeth hidden, claws sheathed, then— A smile bubbles out of my mouth, onto my cheeks, and you nod approvingly. "That's it. Smile for me. Don't let's quarrel." "No, Tom." Ginny/Tom. Dark. Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
The Doom of the Reluctantly Loved reviews
In which Gwen is tasteless and Bernard is indifferent and oh, woe, they're getting married. Companion oneshot to Woes of the Eternally Bored. Bernard/OC
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bernard - Complete
Rust and Stardust reviews
The point is that you're muddy blooded and it's hot in here and you're sitting in front of me and I think I hate you. DMHG Twoshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
And it's Contagious reviews
There's something wild and utopian about you today, and it's contagious. JPLE Oneshot. Post Marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Beast of a Burden reviews
why, why, why did it have to be him, the boy with the too big hands and the eyes green like avarice was supposed to be. Why did it have to be him, the boy holding, hefting the world on his back with too many bones? HPGW Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Being Blunt reviews
In which Jo does her best to disillusion the good Professor. Rather fluffy. Jo/Bhaer. Drabble. T to be safe.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Jo M., F. Bhaer - Complete
Aching Souls reviews
"Lily…Lily, let's do something insane." Her head turns, and the jagged silhouette of her cheek against the cold diamond night shatters. "Like what?" You lean in, your breath wild and hard and loose as her fluttering hair. "Let's get married."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Geek USA reviews
You have a conviction that the two of you could be art. You are only a face and a name, but her hair swings and pulls around the burning white of her throat as she runs and you want to be entangled in her glory. JPLE Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pondering in the Rain reviews
In which Professor Bhaer puzzles over the inexplicable emotions of Mees Marsch. Occurs during Under the Umbrella. Jo/Bhaer. Drabble.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Jo M., F. Bhaer - Complete
The Woes of the Infernally Wed reviews
Because living with Bernard is always bound to cause trouble... A most probably shorter sequel to Woes of the Eternally Bored. Promises to show more Megamind than its predecessor. Will be M for adults doing adult things in chapters to come. Discontinued because frankly, it sucks. I will try my hand at a sequel later, when I sort my ideas out.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Bernard
Some Terrible Thrills reviews
Heat rushed to her cheeks for a moment and she turned away, dismissing him as just another Aw-shucks All-American dork. She was Janet Weiss, rather pretty and very blonde, and she wanted more than that. Brad/Janet. Oneshot.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Janet W., Brad M. - Complete
Oh My God reviews
His fingers tap out a rapid thump, thump, thump on your prickling skin or maybe it's just the banging of your gunmetal heart, the one which is going faster faster faster faster as you push into and pull against each other. HPGW ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Blue Lips, Blue Veins reviews
He's all heat and burning and painful innocence, and you are all calculation and desperation and a misplaced hatred that smells like lust. JPLE ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Can't Can't Can't reviews
But he can't die. He can't die. You clutch at the wood of his crib until the joints in your fingers ache and let mascara slide spider legs down your taut, taut cheeks. Something in your head is screaming. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
When Words Fail reviews
He's James Potter, and he walks the halls a considerate egotist, and he defies description. JPLE oneshot. Some foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
All This And Heaven Too reviews
The "not empty anymore" kiss from Under the Umbrella. Jo/Bhaer oneshot.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Jo M., F. Bhaer, Amy M. - Complete
And It Was All Yellow reviews
In which FFT101 wanted to write a fluffy WOTEB oneshot to the Coldplay song 'Yellow' and proceeded to do so with reckless abandon. Expect no plot.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Bernard - Complete
While Earth Orbits Mars reviews
But there's Mars in his mouth and when he tells you he loves you your head hurts and incredulity trickles like sweat down your back, along your cleavage. HPGW ONESHOT. Experimental, inspired by Queen Nightingale's Astronaut Boots but not nearly as good. Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
For The Simple Sake of Quiet reviews
Sharp is absurd and emotional, and Bernard merely wants to preserve the peace...right? Fluffy Oneshot, corresponds to Woes of Eternally Bored. Please read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Bernard - Complete
The Sound of Silence reviews
Once Jo is gone, he finds her absence oddly annoying. Set between when Jo leaves and Bhaer's return. Jo/Bhaer. ONESHOT.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/24/2013 - F. Bhaer - Complete
The Girl, The Broom, and Their Common Factor reviews
All your life, only two things you've ever wanted have eluded you: a Firebolt and Hermione Granger. You're determined to change that. DM/HG ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dancing Naked in Dobby's Tea Cozy reviews
In the midst of misery, with a dead brother, a broken family, and a head full of guilt, Percy Weasley never expected to fall in love. Particularly not with that strange, slightly-too-familiar Muggle, Audrey... A fiction about a romance we as a fandom know nothing about. Post DH, before Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Audrey W., Percy W.
Mein Professorin reviews
A series of drabbles about Jo and her Fritz, from his perspective. Takes place after the book. Rating may be subject to change. Please read and review!
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Jo M., F. Bhaer
As Sharp Saw It reviews
A couple of quick one-shots from Gwen's perspective, read if you have read The Woes of The Eternally Bored. T for romantic happenings which Bernard did not appreciate. Bernard/OC.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Bernard
Repeating Decimal reviews
Maybe it's not love, but it's not just idolizing—it's some fumbling fraction in between, some obscure, repeating decimal between one and two. ONESHOT. HPxGW. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Woes of the Eternally Bored reviews
Bernard has never had a lover, nor a friend, nor even an acquaintance. Yet this state of affairs may soon change when a persistent young woman enters his life and refuses to leave him alone... Set Post Movie. COMPLETE. Please read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,641 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Bernard - Complete
Borrowing Bernard reviews
Bernard has never taken a day off of work-that is, not until Gwen has need of him. Only read if you have read The Woes of the Eternally Bored. Takes place afterwards. T for adults doing adult things, but not in a terribly explicit manner. ONESHOT. Just for kicks. Please read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Bernard - Complete
His Favorite Thing reviews
Friedrich Bhaer loves many things about Jo March...but this one in particular continually catches his attention. Quite a short little drabble about the best man in the book, in my opinion. Oneshot. Bhaer/Jo. T for lightly implied things of a lightly implied nature.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2012 - F. Bhaer, Jo M. - Complete
A Whirling Evolution reviews
The first time you saw her, she meant nothing to you. It took you nearly 6 years to change that. ONESHOT. HP/GW. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Friedrich Thinks reviews
Friedrich Bhaer may be Old Fritz, but he still wants to haff and hold Jo March-whether he admits it or not. Written before Under the Umbrella, onehsot. JoxBhaer. M because I'm somewhat paranoid.
Little Women - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2012 - F. Bhaer - Complete
How to Seduce Hercule Poirot reviews
Even the little grey cells are no match for les femmes...told from the view of the faithful Hastings.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hercule Poirot
An Evening In Bed reviews
A brief one-shot between Loki and an OC. Enjoy and please review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki - Complete
She Wants To Be A Nun reviews
Once again, Rose is overcome with her divine calling, and the whole family must hear of it. Just for fun. Enjoy!
Keeping Up Appearances - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Onslow, Rose
Dammit, Granger! reviews
Granger. Ever since her first day, her anal perfection has been a thorn in his side...and now, just as he's nearly rid of her, a new problem surfaces...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Meeting of the Marauders reviews
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs offer their compliments to the reader and invite he or she to call Severus Snape an enormous git. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2012
Much Ado About Widders reviews
A little, heartfelt dialogue between our friend Mr. Samuel Weller and his beloved progenitor. Please read and review!
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2012
The Bhaer and The Goose reviews
All her life, Jo March has been in and out of fantastic scrapes-but this may be one she won't be the master of. Little fluffy one-shot, please give feedback!
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - F. Bhaer, Jo M. - Complete
The Color Lilac reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart is convinced Severus Snape is in denial, and does his utomost to lend a hand. Brief one-shot about what transpires. Please be gentle-it's my first fanfic! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete