"Hi, I'm Sonic" = Narration

"Hi, I'm Sonic" = Speaking

'Hi, I'm Sonic' = Thinking

Chapter 4: New Friend Troubles

Time Skip 30 mins later

Izuku and Jiro run through the forest, looking back every so often to make sure they are not being followed. When they see there alone, they proceed to slow down to a walking pace. "All right, pal, you need to start talking right now. Who are you? WHAT are you?" Jiro asks in an annoyed tone. The boy steps back, slightly scared. "I'm a boy and a hedgehog mixed together! I feel like that's obvious. And I'm in big trouble." Izuku says careful not to enrage her more. "Oh, you're in big trouble? You're not the one who attacked some government weirdo back there!" Jiro says, panic written all over her face. "You think you have problems? I lost my Rings!" Izuku says mimicking the panic.

"Rings? What are you talking about?" Jiro asks looking more confused than panicked now. "Okay, Rings are how all advanced cultures travel between worlds. And now mine are on top of a weird, shaped building I've only ever seen on your fancy pants clothing!" Izuku says starting to hyperventilate. "Hay, calm down. You mean UA, right?" Izuku calms and proceeds to nod. "So, I'd like you to take me to this UA, so I can get back my Rings and use them to go to a new planet far away from here." Jiro stares in disbelief "A new planet?" Izuku nods.

"Right!" Jiro stops and points into the distance. "Okay, pal, off you go." Izuku looks offended. "I'm sorry, what?" "Look, this is the worst possible time for me to get myself into trouble, okay? You asked me to save your life, I saved your life. Now, please, go find your Rings and your random planet or whatever. Hopefully I'm gonna wake up in class and sensei is going to tell me I have detention for sleeping. Okay? So, goodbye." Izuku looks hurt at Jiro, puts his head down, and begins to walk off. "Okay. Goodbye." All of a sudden, he stops. "Why aren't you leaving?" Jiro asks. "I don't know where UA is?" Izuku deadpans. "It's west." "West?" Jiro shakes her head. "Straight shot, can't miss it." Izuku looks back one last time saying, "Fine. That's cool. I'm totally cool saying goodbye now." And then runs off into the distance.

5 seconds later he comes zooming back but now soaking wet and covered in seaweed with a fish on his head. "So, as I crashed into the cold, dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things. A, I have no idea where I'm going. B, saltwater stings. C, I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am! Why?! Because you kicked me in the balls!" Izuku shouts being dramatic. "I know." Kyoka states embarrassed. "You kicked me! In the balls!" "All right, I heard you the first time. You don't have to… pile it on. Good grief." Jiro says trying to hold her laughter in. Izuku counts on his fingers. "I'm wet. I'm cold." Izuku points to his head dramatically. "There's a fish on my head! And clearly, I'm not going to be able to do this on my own." Jiro looks on thinking as the fish falls off Izuku's head.

Finally, she gives in. "All right, follow me." "Really?" Izuku shouts Shakes himself off really quickly, puffing up his hair. "You're gonna help me?!" "I guess it is a little bit my fault that all this is happening to you." Kyoka admits. "No, not a little bit. Entirely. It is ENTIRELY your fault." Izuku states dryly, shaking him self off again, fixing his hair. "Okay, it's entirely my fault. Are you coming?" "Yes." Izuku says excitedly.

"Adventure! Whoop, whoop!" Izuku announces to no one in particular. Jiro sighs. "What am I doing?"

Time Skip 10 mins later

"All right, there's gonna be rules on this trip. Number one, do exactly as I say all the time. Got it?" Jiro says, like she is talking to a child. Izuku salutes with his fingers. "Got it, Kitty Kat!" Kyoka stops, blushing heavily. "Ok, that's not happening! I have a name, its Kyoka, Kyoka Jiro." "My names Izuku Midoriya. Nice to meet you, Kyoka!" Izuku states back, missing Jiro's blush entirely. "So, you've been spying on us all these years?" Jiro says, trying to change the subject. "I mean, I wouldn't call it "spying." We were all just hanging out, only I wasn't invited, and no one knew I was there." Jiro looks at him for a moment, only to burst out laughing. "I can't believe Crazy Todoroki was right all this time!" "Yeah, you should call him Super Observant Todoroki instead."

As the two teens keep walking, they eventually come across a road, when Izuku screams in surprise. "Oh, my God, stop right now!" Izuku can be seen bouncing up and down on the spot. "What, what?! What?" Jiro says worried. ""The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball"? We gotta see it!" Izuku says, pleading like a little kid. "No, no. No, this is not some fun family road trip, okay? The government wants to dissect you and arrest me. This is serious." Kyoka tries to reason, only to see Izuku standing there with souvenirs like a baseball cap and some small rubber band balls. "Eh, you're right. It was lame. Gift shop was cool, though! I got you a mouse pad. When are we gonna get there?" Izuku says, being annoying as possible. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss Mina and Denki." Jiro states in disbelief.

Time Skip 10 hours later

Izuku and Jiro walk up to a rest stop on the other side of town, feeling tired and hungry, Kyoka comes up with an idea. "All right, I'm gonna go check in with some friends, see if they know what's going on." Izuku looks up at her strangely. "You're gonna see your friends in that glass thing? What is it, a teleportation box?" Jiro just stares. "It's a pay phone. It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives from the law, which is us. Stay here." She says pointing at a bus stop bench. "I don't want anybody seeing you." "Ugh, fine." Izuku says, trotting over like a grumpy child.

Jiro walks over to the pay phone and goes inside. Meanwhile, Izuku is horsing around on the bench, pretending like he's driving a car and making engine noises, when he spots a large gathering of bikers off to the side and he gasps with wonder before ducking down behind the back of the bench. "Okay, okay. That is the coolest place on Earth, but you have to stay here!" Izuku slowly peaks his head up to continue watching the gathering in front of him, causing him to hyperventilate, fogging up the glass on the bus stop window, which he wipes away to keep watching. Still fighting his excitement, he starts rocking back and forth on the bench with his knees tucked into his chest. "Be strong, be strong!"

Meanwhile at the payphone. Jiro is on the phone to someone. "Hello, who is this?" A voice comes down the phone speaker. "Momo, its me!" Jiro says, finally happy to be talking to someone she knows. "Jiro! Where have you been! The news is saying all sorts about you!" Momo all but shouts down the phone, hurting Jiro's ears. "Ok ouch for one, and what are you talking about?" Jiro asks regaining her focus. "You don't know! They are calling you a terrorist Jiro! An enemy of Japan!" Shouts the voice of Mina down the phone. "Also, Jiro there are some people here asking questions about you. They kind of reminded me of, uh, the guys from Men in Black, but not as likable or, uh, charming as Will Smith." Suddenly, Jiro hears the phone being snatched out of Mina's hand. "Miss Jiro." 'Oh great, its this fruit loop again!' Jiro thinks to herself. "I want you to know that the only person who ever attacked me successfully in the face was the school bully. He hit me in the cafeteria, causing a blunt-force contusion to the soft tissue surrounding my orbital bone. Humiliated me in front of the entire school! And you know what I did in response?" Robotnik said strangely calm down the phone. "Uh, I'm assuming that you reported him to the principal's office cause, you know, that kind of behaviour is really unacceptable." Jiro says taking the piss. "No, I examined the inefficiency of a world where brawn trumped brain, and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency. The boy ate his meals through a straw for a year. And I have never lost a fight... until today." Robotnik says in a whisper. "Hey, hooray for me then, huh?" Jiro says, trying to annoy him. It worked. "No, because you're about to become the bully with the straw! I'm coming for you, Miss Jiro. And when I catch you, I'll—" Jiro hangs up the phone. "Hello. Hello? Hello, hello, hello?" "I think she actually hung up, because I notice the screen isn't on…" States Denki, standing with the rest of 1A watching Robotnik have a hissy fit. "Thank you, captain Brainfart." Robotnik and his men walk out of the dorms. "No one's gonna… erase my memory here? I will tell people about this!" Shouts Mina.

Time Skip 10 mins later

"Okay, not exactly the healthiest meal, but… Izuku?" Jiro says looking at the bench in confusion, only to look up and see the bar gathering across the road. "No, no, no, no, no!" Jiro runs towards the bar, hoping to stop what ever chaos may ensue with Izuku.

And that is chapter 4. With things starting to pick up now, hopefully the story and chapters will become more exciting and interesting to read. I really appreciate people taking time out of there day to read my Fic, I am not the best at writing, and it means a lot to know there are people out there enjoying something I am creating. Anyway, like all ways, feel free to review.

I am gonna go now, CHAOS CONTROL!