"Hi, I'm Sonic" = Narration

"Hi, I'm Sonic" = Speaking

'Hi, I'm Sonic' = Thinking

Chapter 24: Pimp my Superweapon!

Station Square, 4 hours later

"I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said, "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com." Eggman announced over the air, broadcasting to all TVs on the planet. Shadow and Sonic looked up in shock. "You did what?" Sonic states, trying not to laugh. "It was a joke, I didn't really. Yet!" Shadow says through gritted teeth. "Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what?" Eggman says, making Izuku brake down crying in laughter! "Here's what my dong looks like!" "AHHHHH! MY EYES, MY INNOCENT EYES!" Sonic shouts, trying to get the image out of his head. Shadow just looks a mixed between Shocked and disgusted. "It looks like all the Tetris pieces at once!" Shadow states, making Sonic cry more. "That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss!" Suddenly, everyone watches as the eclipse cannon fires, missing the earth. "How the hell did him miss!" Sonic shouts in shock. "Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 24 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!" Eggman screams, before the screens go blank, much like everyone's faces. "What… just happened?!" Izuku asks confused.

Egypt, 4 hour later (20 hours to destruction)

"Ok Izuku, if you had the rings this entire time, why have we not used them more often!" Jiro questions, looking confused. "Well, because I only have 5 left." Izuku says back, looking at the reader. "I wonder who's stupid plot point that was?" He says sarcastically. "Anyway, Shadow, why are we in Egypt if the world is going to be blown up in 23 hours?" Sonic asks, giving Shadow a questioning look. "Well, this is the location of one of Eggman's secret bases, one with a rocket inside." Shadow states with a smirk. "I'm driving!" Blaze shouts, running off towards the pyramid. "NO! After what you did to that school bus, you are not driving!" Sonic says, chasing after her. "What school bus?" Maria asks.

Space, 4 hours later (16 hours to destruction)

"I'm gonna be sick!" Izuku says, as the rocket continues to spin at high speed. "Why did we let Kyoka drive!" Maria shouts, holding on for dear life. "I don't know what you guys are talking about, this is a smooth ride!" Knuckles states, sitting in the back, floating on his bean bag. "OH COME ON!" Sonic shouts, looking at the bean bag in disbelief.

Space Colony Ark, 2 hour later (14 hours to destruction)

Sonic, Blaze, Shadow, Knuckles, Maria, Amy, and Tails are seen standing around in the main hangar of the Ark, coming up with a plan. "Ok, I have a plan!" Sonic states, catching everyone's attention. "Ok, Tails, Amy and Knuckles will infiltrate the Chaos chamber, and plant this fake Chaos emerald I had Shadow whip up before we left. They will place it in the chamber, hopefully destroying the cannon." They nod as they take off out the hangar. "Blaze and Maria, you two will go find Gerald's lab, I need you to get that cure. It could be important in the future." Sonic says, getting a nod from Blaze. "Be safe, both of you!" Maria states to Sonic and Shadow, running off with Blaze. "Me and you Shadow, are going after Eggman! Time to finish this mad man once and for all." He gets a nod for Shadow, as the take off towards the main deck.

As Knuckles and Co. arrive at the Chaos Chamber, they come across an unexpected sight. Standing in the way of the main control terminal, is a boy with hedgehog features, green ones to be specific. They all look confused at the boy. "Ok, who the hell are you!" Knuckles demands, charging headfirst, only to get punched to the ground, out cold. "Ah, Knuckles, I was told so much about you! As stupid as Eggman said you are I see." Says the green haired hedgehog boy, turning to Tails and Amy, who stand there in shock. "And he brought some toys for me to play with! Well, lets play!" He states, charging towards Amy and Tails.

Blaze and Maria walk into Gerald's lab, looking around at all the equipment. "This place is crazy! How are we ever going to find the cure in here?" Blaze's states. "Looking for this!" Blaze and Maria turn around, coming face to face with a familiar bat. "Rouge! Give me that cure, now!" Shouts Blaze taking off after the bat, who just flew off down the corridor. "Wait Kyoka!" Maria shouts, only to stop when she trips over an open draw. "Ow! What the?" She asks, staring at a file that reads Project Remnant.

As Shadow and Sonic arrive at the main deck, they see Eggman staring off into space. Before he speaks. "Have you ever wondered what the limit of the Chaos Emeralds is?" He asks, catching Sonic and Shadow off guard. "It's strange, gems of power that people say is unlimited, however you need all 7 to do anything major! To me, it feels like the emeralds are only step one, to achieve something greater!" Eggman states, as the Master Emerald rises out of the floor, shocking the hedgehog boys. "What have you done Eggman!" Shadow shouts, not liking where this is going. "It's pretty simple really. All I need to do is use the power of the eclipse cannon to focus the Chaos energy, then launch all that energy at a focus, in this case the Master Emerald. Once that is complete, I will have full access to the Multiverse itself. Why Concore one universe, when I can have them all!" He announces, placing the Chaos emeralds into position, as the green and yellow ones fly out of Sonic and Shadow's hands. "With all 7 in place, now it is time for domination!" Eggman states, pressing a button. Suddenly, the weapon fires, unleashing its mass of power towards open space, just as Eggman launches the Master Emerald out into space.

"NOOOO!" Sonic screams, grabbing onto the emerald as it flies into space, dragging Izuku with it. "IZUKU!" Shadow shouts in disbelief, as he watches his friend get consumed by the death ray, along with the Master Emerald. Just then, the Chaos emeralds turn grey, falling to the ground powerless, shattering upon impacted. "Well, that was unexpected." Eggman states, not sure whether to comment on the death of Izuku or the loss of the Chaos Emeralds. Shadow, for the first time in his life, feels powerless. Still coming to terms that he failed, failed to protect one of the very people he swore to. "You will pay for that." He says quietly, making Eggman shiver. "I'm sorry, what was that?" Eggman asks. "YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!" Shadow shouts, throwing multiple Chaos spears right at Eggman, only to be blocked by a green haired Hedgehog boy, who drops a knocked-out Blaze and Knuckles to the ground. "To easy, where is my challenge Eggman!" The boy demands. "Well, sadly Sonic is not with us any more Scourge. But if it makes you feel any better, you can have Shadow instead!" Eggman states with a grin. Only to watch as the two clash.

UNKNOWN…

"Where am I!" Izuku states, floating around in a black void. Suddenly, 7 grey gems appear in front of him, however these are not the ones he expected. These were different in shape, with a traditional shape for an emerald instead of the diamond shape of the Chaos emeralds. As Izuku touches one of the strange emeralds, it burst to life with colour, causing the others to do the same, matching the colours of there Chaos counterparts. Just then, Izuku stares are fire starts to burst from the gems, surrounding his very being, causing him to scream out in pain.

Space Colony Ark

"Really, you call this a challenge!" Scourge states, standing atop a defeated Shadow, as a now awake Blaze watches on with tears in her eyes after finding out about Izuku. Suddenly, she feels a pulse within her flames, sparking them back to life, making her palms burn uncontrollably. 'What is this! Why do I feel so weird, like there's another part of me nearby!' She says, suddenly standing and staring out the window in shock. Everyone follows her gaze, coming face to face with a spectacular sight. There floats Sonic, but where there was once a boy with blue hair, now floats a boy with purple and yellow hair, pure white eyes with no pupils, somehow staring into your very soul. His body engulfed in blue and red flames, burning as bright as a star. "That's impossible! The Chaos Emeralds were destroyed! There is no way he's gone super!" Eggman states, looking worried for his safety. Suddenly, he disappears, reappearing in the room before everyone, launching straight at Scourge and burning his left arm to ash. "AHHHH!" Said boy screams in pain, as he passes out.

"S—s—Sonic!" Eggman states backing up into a corner as the being comes closer, suddenly changing into super Sonic. "You really thought you got rid of me that easily Egghead!" He states with a smirk. Suddenly, the station shakes, as a huge roar is heard, causing Shadow to jump up with a smile. "Fluffy!" Shadow shouts, taking off towards the window, only to see a massive lizard attaches to the front of the station, dragging it towards earth. "So, what happens if this station crashes into earth?" Asks Rouge, standing in a corner. "Well if my calculations are correct, kaboom!" Eggman states, making everyone but Sonic look scared.

"Could I use Chaos Control to move the station?" Izuku asks, Shadow answering. "To create Chaos Control that big, you would have to deplete your super form about 10x over, and I'm not even sure if that is enough." Shadow states, only to see Sonic smirk, as he turns to Eggman. "You know what Egghead! You were right, there is something beyond the Chaos Emeralds, let me show you!" Sonic states, as the broken Chaos Emeralds suddenly begin to piece back together, surrounding him. They then begin to glow again, before tripling in size, speeding up there spin. Suddenly, there's a bright light, before everyone looks to see Sonic, surrounded by a rainbow arura, his hair pure white, his eyes a magenta colour. "This Eggman, is Hyper! It is formed by the 7 Super Emeralds, the evolved versions of the Chaos Emeralds!" Izuku shouts before turning to Blaze, passing her some gems of her own. "Keep these safe, I will explain later!" Izuku says to her, before vanishing out of the room.

HYPER SONIC BABY! I have been thinking about how to implement this form for the last few days, and finally decided to make it form from the destruction of the Chaos Emeralds. Also, Blaze now has the sol emeralds, just thought I would add that in there, along with a bit of a Dark Spine Sonic reference, which will return. Anyway, next chapter will be Hyper Sonic vs the Bio Lizard, also known as fluffy! But before that, I will be putting out a chapter as a character bio, explaining their abilities and a bit of information about them. Anyway, that's all from me, I'm gonna go piss on a moon, HYPER SWISSROLE!

(P.S. Yes, the original pissing on the moon joke is from Snapcubes SA2 fan dub, it is amazing, and I could not write this part of the story without it. ;) )