Hey! I'm FuyuShirotsuki!

Let's see... I'm 14.

Hobbies: Listening to music, daydreaming, sleeping, eating, reading fics, or scrolling through Tumblr.

Put this into your profile
if you want to be a
H-U-N-T-E-R.
(Or, if you are too obsessed with "Hunter x Hunter")

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need
A heart to love him
A diamond to marry him
A club to smash his head in, and
A spade to bury him!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon? Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance? Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

To all otaku, copy and paste if you agree the Bold words below. Or PM me to add more.

You say Cartoon, I say Anime
You say Comic books, I say Manga
You say Homo-sexual, I say Yaoi
You say Lesbian, I say Yuri
You say Good Morning, I say Ohayou
You say Good Afternoon, I say Konnichiwa
You say Good Evening, I say Konbanwa
You say Good Night, I say Oyasumi
You say Katy Perry, I say Hatsune Miku
You say Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I say Naruto
You say Harry Potter, I say Fairy Tail
You say Pirates of the Caribbean, I say One Piece
You say Sherlock Holmes, I say Detective Conan
You say Cute, I say Kawaii
You say Action Figures, I say Figma/Nendoroids
You say Yes, I say OSH