![]() Author has written 6 stories for Hunter X Hunter, and Uta no Prince-sama. Hey! I'm FuyuShirotsuki! Let's see... I'm 14. Hobbies: Listening to music, daydreaming, sleeping, eating, reading fics, or scrolling through Tumblr. Put this into your profile A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else. Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Man: May I see you pretty soon? Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now? Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep. Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave. Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Let's start with your bank account. Man: May I have the last dance? Woman: You've just had it Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? -- READ THIS-- I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! To all otaku, copy and paste if you agree the Bold words below. Or PM me to add more. You say Cartoon, I say Anime | |||||||
My Demons by CrimsonAdri reviews
Big Sister Fujioka! by hostclubmanager17 reviews
Princess of Miracles by Starian NightZz reviews
A Fallen Star by colbub reviews
Game Changer by NaoChi-chu reviews
Akari's Time by whiteraven95 reviews
New Beginnings by Anime4us reviews
Short by Selestyna Arpa364 reviews
Almost Demon by Pharies reviews
Kyoko by Discoabc reviews
Open Your Heart by krystal-dust reviews
Miss Scientific gone Mafia by Viper'sGirl reviews
NCWG - Detective by Eleanor-Devil
Uncertainty by Yuudie reviews
Reborned as Miss Sparkle's twin by Scarlet Clown reviews
First by Rinnu500 reviews
Phantom Troupe Cafe by Top Secret Magician reviews
The Taken Up Offer by Wrath Reign reviews
Colourful Flower by Sakura Hyuga reviews
Night Fire by KarasuTengu.Kirin reviews
My Heavenly Judgement by colbub reviews
The Eldest Shadow Dragon Slayer by scarlet-angle-13 reviews
Memories To Come by Sobori reviews
Happy Birthday, Kazuya by queenofhunter93 reviews
A New begining, a New Love by Silentxsiren reviews
The Misadventures Of The Ouran High Commoner Trio by Commandant Lupus Ignis reviews
Autumn's Surprise by kemi1231 reviews
You're The One I've Been Waiting For by Saphire.rayne reviews
The Big Blue Sky by Lithium HK reviews
Flower Hunter by HiddenName reviews
The Sea, You, and I by Rhenellen reviews
What is Love? by YuzurihaInori1310 reviews
The Wheel of Fate by xXxIcePrincessxXx reviews
Kuroko no Basket GOM's Coach by Yuka Hara reviews
Feelings are hard to control by Shoko Fuuyumi reviews
Programmer by SpoonAer reviews
END Begins by DestinysRequiem reviews
Oneshot: Understandings by colouredred
Falling by colouredred reviews
Otaku Twins by Lani0108 reviews
Emperor's Proposal by Ethereal Whisper reviews
Adventures of Ryousuke and Shusuke by Akirafanatic reviews
Kaleidoscope by porcelain petals reviews
The Black Butterfly of Street Tennis by XxBloodandButterfliesxX reviews
My Boyfriend, The Kazakage by just-another-fan-account reviews
Kuroko no Akashi by graffiti1201 reviews
Beauty in the Eyes of Everyone by that.girl.we.all.luv reviews
Higher Than The Wind by Under A Cloud reviews
Not Any Average Herbivore by Loving-you-is-a-crime reviews
Quartet Night's Composer by Bunny Unnie reviews
Realization by Shiori-chi reviews
Twin Asterix by erixkairi13 reviews
Step With Me by Mademoiselle Z reviews
Our Journey by otakumee reviews
Love? by WaterAngel1210 reviews
The Older Sister by Willow Frosty reviews
My Prince Charming by D18DinoHibaD18 reviews
Life is by PrimoGiotto5510 reviews
Kitsune and Cat's Hunter Adventures by NightmareCheshire reviews
Scarlet And Stupid Rock by Ivise reviews
My heart plays tricks for Killua Zoldyck by TheShippingMaster reviews
Date Trial Run by PunyBrainer reviews
What do I do Now by ryu-f reviews
Between Assassins by azure.ORFEO reviews
We Are Broken by S. Venus reviews
The Wolf That Fell In Love With Little Red Riding Hood by lookalike5516 reviews
Of Regrets and Longing by March Rosenqueen reviews
Heartfelt Affections by Mythical Leo reviews
BEST ABSOLUTE PERFECT by AkiHanae reviews
The New Girl In Castanet by BreeBunny reviews
Swap! by Rukiyo reviews
Smile by X-Takoyaki-X reviews
Sk8er Boi by tw1n.charm reviews
She was a Hunter (Revised) reviews
She was a Hunter! reviews
Quartet Night's Manager reviews
Lost Memories reviews
They can't be! reviews
The Unexpected reviews