(I just want to go somewhere where no one knows my name- Boston by Augustana)

On FictionPress I am ThisIsMyBoston.

NOTE TO ALL FOLLOWERS: I have not been updating as much as I should, and the majority of my stories have sorta fallen into disrepair, but I refuse to give up on them. Life has gotten crazy, but I am trying. So the whole account is on hiatus but not at all because I will update it'll just be once in a blue moon and hopefully more often. When summer comes, I hope to update at least weekly, so there is a light at the end of the tunnel that no one cares about but me because who is even reading this.

Story Info:

What Happened Underwater is undergoing serious mental plot-mapping, because quite honestly I'm winging it. Any suggestions? AAH so many people follow this I really really need to update and I am working on it.

Forgetfulness is fast running out of pre-written chapters, and reader participation (IN THE FORM OF PM'S) will determine how I want to end the story at hogwarts. I have some of the epilogues written. Yes, multiple epilogues. I'm going to kill myself with sadness over this one.

Familiar is also fast running out of pre-written chapters. Like the above one, it was written very fast, with many gaps that I happen upon and write out. So I've got an ending, an epilogue, ideas, bits of disjointed dialogue, and dramatic speeches. You know how it goes.

Names- I like this one, I really do: the concept, and what I have so far. It just kinda got pushed off the table with my other, more demanding ideas. But I have some more ideas, so expect a few updates fairly soon.

Perfection and Other Impossibilities- Again, I like it a lot, and I have many ideas. I was really excited at the response to this one; for a collection with no plot, it's really popular! On my scales of course. Which don't go very high. *sigh*

Scarlet Poison Masquerades- No one read this one :( But I like it, so I'll add to it and keep it up.

The Graveyard- I was thinking of doing a continuation piece, or incorporating it into the H/Hr story you will hear me rant about hypothetically very soon. :)

You're Gonna Go Far, Kid... I think I'm done with this. I don't know, though. I finished all the episodes that are on netflix.

They Never Learn- The original chapter that started it was stupid beyond measure. I put it up, not thinking, and months later wrote another piece, and realized how much it sucked. So I replaced it with a new chapter, and built on that one. Then I published 'Resolutions' under that collection. In the last update it took a darker tone, so I'm not sure what direction it's going in. We'll see.

Wise Girl Lonely. Yeah. This one speaks for itself. I like it, however corny it may be. More PJO stuff coming soon. Hopefully. Maybe. Ish.

Onwards Until Forever- I'm so happy with the response to this one- it was a SYOC and I thought the only people reading it had characters in it, but I had a random reader PM me telling me how much they loved it, so that's really cool. Once again, winging it utterly except for a skeleton plot, meta-ending, some ships that I love, some under cannon fire, and assorted character death plot bunnies. Oh, and an object with magical persona shall soon entrez-vous. So yeah.

So that's what I've published so far. On FictionPress I am ThisIsMyBoston, and on Tumblr I'm brieisgouda. (harharharcheesepuns)

About Me (Feel free to skip. I'm not such an exciting person as I'd like to think I am.)

IMPORTANT PLEDGE!

I, LeviosaLove, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

Quotes

Isn't it funny how

day by

day

nothing changes

but when we look back

everything is different?

- C.S. Lewis

We can easily forgive a child

who is afraid of the dark.

The real tragedy of life

is when men are afraid of the light.

-Plato

We cannot teach people anything; we can only help them discover it within themselves.
- Galileo Galilei

List your favorite book characters in no particular order:

1. Hermione Granger

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Harry Potter

4. Percy Jakson

5. Gandalf

6. Pippin

7. Tessa Gray

8. Jem Carstairs

9. Will Herondale

10. Amy Cahill

11. Katniss Everdeen

12. Gale Hawthorne

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven FanFic? Do you want to?

NO. PippinxKatniss?! NOOO.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes. Extremely. But he's taken so...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant?

What would happen if Gale Hawthorne got Jem Carstairs pregnant. *universe implodes*

4. Can you recall any Fics about Nine?

Many. But one of my favorites involves his years/life with Tessa. I forget the name just now, but it's quite good.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Would Annabeth Chase and Pippin make a good couple.

OKAY THEN.

Weirdness of universe-crossing aside... yes? But he's a hobbit.

And she's awesome. AAAAAAEEEAAAH.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Gandalf and Will Herondale or Gandalf and Amy Cahill.

OH. MY. GOD. NONONONONONONONONONO. JUST NO. THE WRONGNESS OF THIS I CAN"T EVEN WHAT THE ACTUAL &*%#$%@$.

(LeviosaLove will now have an epic 'well, duh' moment. Please stand by.)

I JUST NOW REALIZED THE CHARACTERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FROM THE SAME UNIVERSE.

Eh, I'll carry on solely because the weirdness of it amuses me. Well more like disgust and yet fascinates.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having an intimate moment?

What if Tessa Gray walked in on Annabeth Chase and Gale Hawthorne having an intimate moment.

AGAIN, PUTTING ASIDE THE SHEER WRONGNESS OF THAT STATEMENT...

Probably awkwardly clear her throat and back away because she's from victorian london AND YOU DON"T DO THAT GUYS. SERIOUSLY NOT IN THE HOUSE.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic.

A Harry Potter/Amy Cahill fic...

Warning- your multiverse may implode if this story is read. Will also feature visits to the hogwarts library and potion ingredients being discovered as clues.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hermione Granger/Jem Carstairs fluff. NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.

Though if there was, I'd read it. Now that I think about it, I think they would be SO CUTE.

OMG I'LL BE RIGHT BACK GOTTA GO DEFEAT SOME PLOT BUNNIES.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.

A Tessa Gray/Gale Hawthorn hurt/comfort fic.

A Fighting Love

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

100 Years by Five For Fighting

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?

Hermione Granger/Pippin/Gale Hawthorne fic.

Warning: THIS STORY IS SO TWISTED THE FANFICTION GODS WON'T EVEN ALLOW IT'S EXISTENCE

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Er.. I don't know... Fics with Gandalf IN them yes, but not focused on him...

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1),has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Hermione and Tessa are in are happy relationship until Tessa runs off with Percy. Hermione, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Katniss Everdeen, a brief unhappy affair with Gale Hawthorn, then follows the wise advice of Gandalf and finds true love with Harry Potter.

UM.

I AM SO SORRY THAT WAS TYPED.

Eh, at least Harry and Hermione ended up together.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Tessa and Jem fighting... NOOO YOU LOVE EACH OTHER!!!PLUS YOU"RE BOTH REALLY [email protected]*&

19. What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Have a fangirl attack.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Jem Carstairs and Katniss Everdeen in a closet with a rubber ducky.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Probably start crying. She's one of my idols. :(

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

AMY I CAN HELP YOU FIND THE CLUES. Take me away. SERIOUSLY.

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

NO HERMIONE. YOU ARE PERFECT. I KNOW RON'S A DUMB #[email protected]* BUT PLEASE. STOP. FOR THE LOVE OF THE WIZARD GOD. Heh. Potter puppet pals reference.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Hold on one sec.

YEAAAAH OMGEE OMGEE OMGEEE

Sorry, you belong with Annabeth.

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Hi Pippin! You're the best, how're them ents doin? Alright, alright!

Nah but seriously bra. Give me my hairbrush back, or the Shire's gonna burn.

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Tessa Gray, Will Herondale and Percy Jackson have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up.

Ehehehehehehehehehe.

OMG YOU"RE REAL

Dear God that's annoying.

But doesn't your existence break all the laws of quantum physics though.

It's too early for this.

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Annabeth Chase and Katniss Everdeen.

And that children, was the awesomest school year in the history of the world.

Also, it was the year I became a bad @$$

WELL THAT WAS INTERESTING

Whoah bra, deja vu.)

If you are random and don't care,

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye,

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room,

If you talk back to the TV,

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile,

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

_REMEMBRANCES_

In Remembrance of Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In Remembrance of Lily Potter
Who died to protect her son
she made the ultimate sacrifice
to make the world a safer place
she'll always remain in our hearts
In Remembrance of James Potter
Who was the leader of the Marauders
And died to protect his son and wife
In Remembrance of Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance of Cedric Diggory
Who died before his time
and will be remembered for his bravery
In Remembrance of Sirius Black
The black sheep in his family
he died laughing at the hands of his cousin
he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life
the way he did in Azkaban and on the run
In Remembrance of Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freaking awesome werewolf
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too
In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
She deserved everything she got and more
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry actual first friend
who lived and died SOARING

Hogwarts is my Home

27 Commandments of FanFiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

'I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
I'm just out to find
The better part of me'

'Even heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed but won't you concede
Even heroes have the right to dream?
And it's not easy to be me'

Superman by Five for Fighting (John Ondrasik)

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