I'm SuperAlpha96. Nice to meet ya! X33

I love...

Pocky

Inuyasha

Ramen

my family

anime

manga

books.

Video games period.

I love to draw like crazy! (Does anyone know how to do speed-art?)'
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What my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
MOM was your hero and DAD was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings and RACE ISSUES were about who ran the fastest?
when WAR was a card game and life was SIMPLE and CAREFREE?
remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still Five Inside... No Matter How Old You Are Now.

Don't take life too seriously... No one makes it out alive anyway!
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!", which is what I do), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,wingedvampiregrl, Shayne Rider, Bassoon, ninjamidori, SuperAlpha96

Robert Frost; The Road Not Taken
"Two roads diverge in a yellow wood,
and sorry I could not travel both,
and be one traveler, long I stood,
and looked down one as far I could,
To where it bent in the undergrowth.
and then took the other, as just as fair,
and having perhaps the better claim,
because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same.
And both that morning equilly lay
in leaves no step had trodden black
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back
I shall be telling this with a sigh,
Somewhere ages and ages hence
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
and I, I took the one less traveled by,
and that has made all the difference. "
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Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!

Forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has twenty-five more letters so stay cool. Once you get to "Plan Z" and it's still not working, then you can panic.

He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look... Of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you found it?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-hearted person

I'm using this writing advice more for me than anyone else from Glon Morski, but feel free to use it. ;3

How to write good fighting scenes: five steps and you're done

Step One: Forget about typing for now. Just lay down somewhere comfortable, close your eyes and try to imagine the fight you want to happen. Listen to some music if it helps you. the key is to see the fight as if you were watching it life or on TV. In the case of an anime, you got to see it as if the anime was running in front of your closed eyes.

Step Two: Think you can sit down and type? Think again. No, you're not there yet. We're staying in the imagination realm for now. For once you got the scene visualized, you need to analyze it (even if you're the one who thought it up). Make it run in your head over and over until you know it by heart and can call bits and pieces at will. Pay close attention to detail, like how the characters attack, how they evade and how they use their skills in general. Don't let anything slip past your watchful gaze as you watch the scene behind your closed eyelids on constant repeat.

Step Three: Once you saw the fight and got every detail memorized (or are at least able to recall bits of the fight without having to 'watch' it whole), think of how you would describe the movements you saw. You have to describe it like it was happening right in front of you to someone who was blind and wanted to know every detail, so don't let anything out. Even if it was hand-to-hand combat with punch-exchange, you can still make it look real and fluid by saying small things like where the punch came from (left, right, front...) and what way it was evaded (ducking, stepping back, leaning to the side...). That's what step two was for: detail is important.

Step Four: Once you have a rough idea on how to put what you imagined into words, it's typing time. I also tend to listen to the music that helped me visualize the fight. it helps in case you're not sure about some detail: you can always re-run that small part of the scene.

Step Five: Once the scene is typed out, put the music off and re-read what you wrote. Can you visualize exactely the same thing you've been seeing before typing or did a few things change? If it's exactely the same, then it's perfect. If something changed, figure out if it's better this way or they way you originally wanted it and eventually try to change your expression to obtain the effect you wanted. And there you have it: the thing that in my case people consider a 'good'/'great' fighting scene. But as I said, they aren't that great in my piont of view.

And just so you know, this works not only for fighting scenes: I (Glon Morski) use that technique for smut, lemon and pratically whole chapters or one-shots. It can be used for any kind of scene and it will definitely make it more realistic.
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Point out all the mistakes you're making
REAL FRIENDS: Will watch you and let you pretend you know what you're doing

'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver? DEH LIVAH, MAHN!!'

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this No Abortion message.

LEMONS and SUGAR

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100 true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

And always remember... when life hands you Lemons, ask for Sugar and call me over!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. yeah... It's worse when I'm driving or when I'm sick (you know? when you're HIGH off cough syrup? I SWEAR I didn't do it to get loopy!) then I mumble all the time... then I start to sing... *hangs head* my poor family, how they put up with me so...

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. I often scold myself for doing it in the first place!

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. ... not yet... YET!

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' '

You live off of sugar and caffeine A pop everyday (sadly, I limit myself one unless it's a holiday.. I know - boohoo!) and tea for when I exhaust THAT! For winter, I have hot cocoa and sugary marshmallows! Did I mention the PayDay candy bars? X3 TOTALLY live off that!

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. With my new android phone, I check my email every chance I get!... whilst ignoring some of my other accounts... and my other hobbies...

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. Only if I know the person! other than that... hehe...

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. Not really - I'm very concise - mother's an english teacher (though it was my LEAST favorite subject in school. we still laugh about that!) so she taught me what should and didn't HAVE to be concise.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. I always have fifteen or so pens in my purse as well as a notebook or two... XD

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. I have a laptop, one of the thinner, newer ones, and it's surviving!

People think you have A.D.D. People know I'm "Weird" but they haven't gone that far... to my face, at least.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. Everyone else seems to have it, and the people I know who DO have it are EXTREMELY fun to be around!

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. Only around my little brother! He's soooo cute!

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Hrm... didn't think of that at first! but gosh, me? make one of THESE things? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooong time ago. It's 2:35 am right now, now one is up TO laugh at me, lol!

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Like I said, I didn't like english growing up, but I've gritted my teeth and suffer through the honors courses(I belittle myself if I get a low NINETY! I feel like a failure if I can't make it on the honors system!)

Some things I have learned from Inuyasha:

1) Do not piss off Kaguya. This is a very important thing.

2) Do not kidnap Rin. Or you will end up a victim of Sesshoumaru's sword.

3) Do not whatsoever take Sango from Miroku. He will most likely either suck you into the Wind Tunnel, use his sutras, or bash your head in.

4) Do not take the Tetsusaiga. Inuyasha will go demon on you and most likely destroy you.

5) If Kagome says don't touch him, do not touch him. She is his, and he is hers. If you touch either, I myself will personally eat you.

6) Must I say it again. Kikyou is already dead. Maybe she can find Naraku in the Netherworld and they can marry. That means she can stop stealing Kagome's soul and Kagome can be with Inuyasha. Which goes back to Rule #5. Do not touch Kagome's man.

7) Do not speak with Sesshoumaru about the Tetsusaiga. You will end up sliced in half.

8) If Inuyasha goes full demon, do not just stand there and go "Oh s*". Turn and run as fast your little legs can carry you.

9) When battling Ryuukotsusei, do not listen to Totosai or Myouga. They tell you to run. Inuyasha proved them wrong when he killed Ryuukotsusei, so follow his lead.

10) Whatever you do, do not. Take. Kagome. Inuyasha will have your head in five seconds flat.

11) Do not mention Tetsusaiga to Sesshoumaru. You will become food for Ah-Uhn.

12) Yes, we know Sesshy's mokomoko is fluffy. I would suggest not to touch it, however, or you will be left in pieces.

13) We all know that Sesshy and Inuyasha are dog demons, or half dog demon in Inu's case. Do not make dog jokes, however, or call them a dog. That may cause them to work together.

14) If Sesshoumaru smiles, someone's dying before sundown. If he laughs, run like hell and hope you make it to the mountains in the next ten seconds.

Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it)

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombi woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)

Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!

Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and paste this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recomend it to all their friends! We Love it!

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

HEY GUYS!!!!! I'M A BETA READER NOW!!!! IF YOU HAVE ANY WORKS YOU WANT ME TO CHECK, SEND IT OVER!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!

Any objections? -Good!