"You need to start memorizing what I have in these notebooks. I can't just give you my notebook because it's mine and I need to be able to make changes to it. But I can make you your own copy which I'm working on. I'll give you one copy of each notebook and you can keep them."
"Ok….So what are we gonna do now?"
"We need to work out a training regimen. I took the liberty to sign us both up for some different martial art classes-"
"I-is that legal?" Denki gasped.
"Is what legal?"
"Signing me up for classes without my permission."
"...I don't know and I don't really care. We're villains! Who cares!"
"Oh yeah…"
"Anyway, we probably will need some different gear for our work, especially me, as I'm quirkless."
"Ok…"
"So I have a plan for that, don't worry."
"Of course you do."
"Yep." Anyway we have classes tomorrow, so for today we will work on you starting to memorize my notebooks. I already have one notebook done so we can start on that. We'll have to find a way for you to memorize these easily. But the first step is you need to wear your glasses."
"Oh yeah!" Denki pulled his glasses out of nowhere and put them on.
"Where did you get those?" Izuku asked
"Where do you pull your notebooks from?"
"Touche."
"Aghhhhhhh" Denki moaned. "It's so hard!"
"How much have you memorized?" Izuku looked up from copying his second notebook onto another notebook.
"..."
"...It's been 2 hours."
"I knowwww. It's been foreverrrrrrrrr."
"...How about we take a break. It's about dinner time anyway."
"Yayy!" Denki cheered, jumping up running to Izuku's door.
"Wait for me!" Izuku cried racing after him.
Izuku caught up to Denki in the kitchen, and walked to the cabinet and refrigerator to get some food.
"Where's you mom?"
"She works late." Izuku turned to Denki who was sitting at the table.
Izuku set the food on the table, which was some left over katsudon and some goldfish.
"I LOVE GOLDFISH!" Denki cheered.
"I figured."
They had just started eating when-.
I'm thinkin' Thinkin' about you, muffin When I wake up, I'm thinkin' Thinkin' about you, muffin You know our love was Ten times sweeter than candy Ten times sweeter than cake Thinkin', thinkin' about you….
Denki blushed as his phone stopped ringing, the song stopping. Izuku stared at Denki for a full minute.
"Ummm." Denki sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck. "Y-you see I-"
"Ding dong trick or treat."
"W-what?"
"I was knockin at your door every week."
"Wait...No way! You know the song?"
"Did you not hear my ringtone yesterday?"
"No…"
"It was literally Your New Boyfriend by Wilber Soot."
"Oh yeah!" Denki laughed.
"I'm actually not surprised that song is you're ringtone"
"Does anything ever surprise you?"
"When I get new friends and one of them is a villain, too."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Do you have the song memorized?"
"What song?"
Izuku facepalmed. "Muffin. You know the one you were just playing?"
"Oh that one! Yeah I do!"
"Hmmm. I think I've found a way for you to memorize my notebooks quicker."
Cow martial arts
"What the heck?"
"I don't know."
"Why is it called Cow Martial Arts? Did you sign us up for martial arts for cows?" Denki cried.
"Yes, it will be a great learning experience to learn how to fight on all fours while wearing hoofs, just in case." Izuku rolled his eyes sarcastically.
"What?"
"Relax, I was kidding. I have no idea why it's called that. Maybe the owner's quirk is something to do with a cow."
"Oh. Makes sense." Denki relaxed a bit.
"We should probably go in before we're late…."
"Oh! Let's go!"
A few weeks later
"PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH"
"Well this guy is strict." Izuku commented.
"Y-you don't say! I feel like my arms are gonna break! This is the first class here! Why are we learning so much?" Denki whined.
"...We've only learned how to punch."
"Oh. Yeah" Denki nodded. "In this class. THIS IS OUR THIRD CLASS TODAY! Plus we've had to walk to each one! Plus yesterday we did four classes! And the day before that we did 2, and-"
"But in these past few weeks we have been getting stronger. Besides, it's only nine months now until the next meeting, and we need to be in great shape. Plus remember what We're planning on doing at the five month mark."
"What was that again?"
"I can't tell you right now."
"Why?"
"Because it's supposed to be a surprise for the readers, so I'll tell you later."
"...We need to stop breaking the fourth wall. We're doing it almost every chapter, it's gonna get old." Denki said.
Izuku shrugged. "Not my fault."
"Then whose?"
"Don't know, don't care."
"You know, I've noticed something about you."
"What?"
"When you're at school or around others like Mina, Kiri, or Sero you stutter and sound kinda...I don't know, frail." Denki tilted his head.
Izuku sighed. "Imagine you see the most innocent and kind looking and acting boy. Would you suspect that that boy was a villain, or that the people with the boy were villains?"
"No. But that doesn't explain the stutter."
Izuku sighed. "It adds to the innocent act. But you already know that, don't you?"
Denki smiled. "What do you mean?"
"I mean your acting too, adding to the innocent act. Who would think the not so bright background character was a villain, right?"
Denki's smile widened. "I think we will be great friends."
"Are we not already?"
"Well yeah, but I'm trying to be dramatic!"
"I know."
"I'm starting to think you know everything." Denki Deadpanned.
"You have no idea."
(I feel like my writing quality is going down...sorry. I know this chapter is kind of cringe, but you know, that's fine. That wont stop me from trying to post either later this week or next week! R&R please and I'll see you next chapter(: ))