[Rick uses his epithet to enhance Zora's Sundial. She turn the dial counterclockwise to transform the setting into that of the Wild West.]
Zora: (sighs admirably) This reminds me back in the Dessert Country where there's nothing but sand and dunes.
[Suddenly, Percival and the others arrive at the cart where Zora and Rick are currently in. She pulls out her real-ass goddamn sword and points towards them.]
Percival: What did you do with the setting?!
Zora: Heya officer. It's been a while.
Percy: I didn't want to see you again!
Zora: But alas, we must meet at these circumstances. Anyways, I just turn this train into the Wild Old West. Let's see if you can handle this situation!
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Zora's Voice: Episode 4: The Wild Old West! Yee-haw!
Ramsey: You did what?! How?! Your Sundial doesn't have that kind of power!
Zora: Unless you are someone like Rick here. His epithet is Companion and he has enhanced my epithet. So now I can turn back time to any time period. Maybe we should go to the dinosaur age.
Indus: Please!
Mera: (kicks Indus on his foot) Don't encourage her!
Indus: Sorry, Lady Mera.
Percy: Zora Salazar, you must turn back to the present day immediately.
Zera: Or what, Eyebrows? You gonna slash me with that real-ass goddamn sword of yours?
Percy: Me and Ramsey defeated you once. We can do it again if we must.
Ramsey: Yeah! We'll make sure you get knocked down nice and easy!
Zora: Oh yeah? Then let's see if you could beat me in a train. Wild West style! (draws her pistol)
Giovanni: Minions, you need to make sure nobody leaves the bunkers! Me and Bear Trap will handle this evildoer! I, the great Giovanni Potage, will call you when we need some extra assistance.
Minions: Yes boss! (runs off)
Giovanni: (takes out his Soul Slugger Doom Bat of Maximum Destruction, which is a baseball bat with a knife taped to it) Now then, let's take down this cowboy once and for all. Ready Bear Trap?
Molly: R-Ready...
Zora: Rick, stand back and wait for instructions.
Rick: U-U-Understood. (steps behind her)
Zora: (points her pistol at them) Let's start this showdown. (starts shooting)
Percival: Wizard Tower! (summons a wizard tower which causes the bullets to stop midair and lands on the floor) Now's my turn. (points to Zora) Fire! (shoots out electricity at Zora)
[Zora dodges it.]
Zora: You think you could use your little tower on me? Heh... I don't think so, Eyebrows.
Giovanni: How about this?! (charges at Zora and swings at her with his bat; she crashes into the wall) How you like 'em apples?!
Zora: (growling) Why you...! (stands up) That bat isn't gonna do much. (points her pistol at Giovanni) I'll make your demise quick and painless.
Molly: No! (stands in front of Giovanni) I won't let you!
Giovanni: Bear Trap, get behind me! Zora is very dangerous!
Zora: Oh~ so this kid thinks she's gonna stop me? (laughs and points her pistol at Molly) That's a laugh! I've been a bounty hunter for so many years. And I'm not gonna be defeated by some snot-nosed kid and this pink-haired punk anytime soon! If ya'll just want to kick the bucket, so beat it. I won't let anybody stand in my way of my job. (turns to Rick) Rick, help me out!
Rick: Giant Octopus Companion! (summons giant octopus)
[The octopus grabs the two with its tentacles. It then throws them at the end of the train cart.]
Indus: How mean! You will pay for this! BARRIER! (throws barrier at the octopus; the octopus disappears)
Sylvester: Okay. Now you have gone too far. Counting Sheep!
[Sylvester summons a sheep with the chorus of 'Baas'! The sheep surrounds Zora and Rick.]
Zora: (chuckles) Is this really an attack? You're gonna let sheep attack me? (laughs) Ow! What the...?! Hey, get off of me, you stupid sheep vermin! Stopping nibbling me hard!
Sylvester: Hmph. Don't underestimate Counting Sheep. They may look adorable but they can nibble. HARD.
Zora: I'll just have to shoot them all. (starts shooting the sheep)
[Percy sneakily summons many Wizard Towers. Ramsey sneaks behind her and grabs her. Turning his body into gold.]
Zora: What the...?!
Ramsey: Time to use our special move!
[Percival nods and raises her sword.]
Percy: Fire!
[The lightning zaps Ramsey. Though it starts zapping Zora.]
Zora: (groans) Okay okay! You won! Let me go already! (Ramsey lets her go) You won this time. But I won't go easy on you next time.
[Zora summons a sundial and, with the help of Rick, turns the setting back to the present day.]
Zora: There. Now I'll just leave this train. (stops time) See ya'.
[She grabs Rick and leaves the train. She resumes time afterwards.]
Giovanni: (groans) Are you okay, Bear Trap?
Molly: Yeah boss. My head hurts.
Giovanni: (sighs) You could've gotten hurt. What if she shot you?
Molly: Sorry... I was trying to protect you.
Giovanni: I'm your boss. I should be the one protecting you.
Molly: Still, I can't just stand by and do nothing.
Giovanni: (sighs and smiles) Uh-huh. Next time, just try to listen to me.
Molly: Okay. I promise.
[Before she could stand up, Giovanni picks her up in his arm. Despite knowing that he's in pain as well.]
Molly: Boss, you don't have to do this. I can walk on my own.
Giovanni: Oh no you don't! As your boss I can't let my minions do things after they got injured. Even if I'm in pain myself I won't let you walk with a back injury.
[Molly sighs and decides to let him carry her. They all head back to the bunker carts so they can get some well-needed rest.]
Indus: BARRIER! (summons barrier around Mera's bed) Now you'll be safe from any harm, Lady Mera. I'll be sleeping on the floor if you need me!
[Indus drops to the floor and starts snoring.]
[Mera puts a pillow over her head and groans.]
Percy: I'll take the bottom bed. Ramsey?
Ramsey: I'll take the top one. (climbs up) So~ I'll see you tomorrow morning.
Percy: Right. Goodnight, Ramsey.
Ramsey: 'Night Perce!
Molly: I can sleep on the bottom bed. It's fine.
Giovanni: Not on my watch, Bear Trap! (puts her on the top bed; he climbs up to the bed) I have to monitor you in case something bad happens. So you're not going to sleep in a bed by yourself.
Molly: You don't have to, really. I don't want to be a burden after what happened with that Zora girl.
Giovanni: (sighs) Bear Trap, you're just as important as everyone else. Don't see yourself as a burden. You aren't one at all.
Molly: Really?
Giovanni: Yeah. I, the great Giovanni Potage, isn't lying. I could never lie to my minions. Especially you, Bear Trap. Now let's get some sleep for tomorrow.
Molly: Um okay. But before we do, could you...? Could you...? Um...
Giovanni: Don't be afraid to ask me anything. Just tell me.
Molly: (sighs) It's gonna sound dumb but~ could you... tell me a story? My mom used to do that every night when I was little before I head to bed. Would you do it?
Giovanni: Of course! What story does she tell you?
Molly: My favorite story is Goldilocks and the Three Bears. It has bears in it. Could you tell me that story?
Giovanni: Sure thing, Bear Trap. Anything for you. (clears his throat) Once upon a time,...
[He begins telling Molly/Bear Trap the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. As he tells her the story, her eyes starts to close slowly. She fully fall asleep when he finishes telling the story.]
Giovanni: ...The End. (sighs a bit) Goodnight... (falls asleep)
-Taiga Country-
-Sweet Jazz City-
-Sweet Jazz Police Department-
-Cellroom-
Arnold: (sighs) This is just great. I'm trapped in here and I don't know where Bugsy's at! I need to get out of here! I have to! The Banzai Blasters will surely kill me for failing them! (sighs) Calm down, Arnold. Don't panic. I'm sure someone will break you out... Somehow... (looks down) Why does this all happened to me? I'm a vice principal. I'm supposed to be the strongest. But now I'm the weakest. What would the Banzai Barons think about me?
?: Oh they'll think you're a failure.
Arnold: Huh?
?: Don't worry, Arnold. The captain is here to save ya'.
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