CrazyAce: Is this thing working?

PokerFace: How am I supposed to know? (shrugs noncommittally)

CrazyAce: Whatever…Anyways, hi! Welcome to our joint account’s wonderfully awesome profile! (Yes, we are two separate people with two separate bodies, not one person w/multiple personality disorder.) I am CrazyAce, age 20 and female, and this is PokerFace, age 18 and male. We also happen to be siblings and the best of friends. Hopefully, you got to this page on purpose and not by accident, but if aliens happened to hijack your computer and led you here unwillingly, we sincerely apologize but deny any liability. In any case, we’re glad you stopped by.

PokerFace: (nods in agreement)

CrazyAce: As you can see, I’m the verbal one in this relationship, so I’ll be running the show and writing most of the stories and reviews. (I also wrote most of this profile, so do not assume that my brother is as fangirly as I am.) Do click on one of our stories below or check out our favorite authors’ works (they’re great—we promise!). Alrighties! Any questions? Comments? Concerns? No? Then…PokerFace?

PokerFace: Hn?

CrazyAce: Are we ready for lift-off?

PokerFace: Yes. (fiddles with plane controls)

CrazyAce: OKAY! Then this is CrazyAce’n’PokerFace, signing OFF!

(fighter plane flies into the distance, ready to bomb imaginations everywhere)

Find us also at: AO3 & LJ & Tumblr (drabbles and shorter works in Les Mis and non-anime fandoms can be found here)

Our Preferences Reference

We tend to avoid stories with bad grammar and spelling, character bashing, too much OOCness, and couples that we do not support (yes, terrible and biased, we know, but we’re not changing any time soon, so get used to it). We tend not to read slash. We also avoid cross-overs, but that’s because it’s hard enough keeping track of characters in one world without adding elements from a completely different universe. However, since we know that it’s nearly impossible to find stories that meet all of our lofty requirements, we’ll also mention that we appreciate any work that is well-written and creative. We also stand by the belief that flames are for toasting marshmallows, and we adore and respect any author on this site for having the guts to publish their stories and generally contribute to the awesomeness that is fanfictiondom. That said, if anyone is offended by this paragraph, we sincerely apologize, as that is not our intention, and if you are still disgruntled, oh, well. Have a nice day anyway and be sure to take a lollipop on your way out of the appointment room. Thank you. :)

Books We Read:

This list would actually make up a book itself, so we’ll just say that we are dedicated bibliophiles, and that if you’ve read something, we probably have, too. Or at the very least heard of it. So feel free to talk to us about anything from fantasy novels to mythological legends. :D

Pairings We Support:

Bleach:

IchiHime, RenjiRuki, HitsuKarin, IshiNemu, GrimmNel

It’s not that we hate IchiRuki; we’d be fine if it happened. We actually liked that couple better in the beginning of the series…but then we met Renji and decided that he and Rukia totally belonged together…and Orihime had her Five Lifetimes speech, which was just too sweet…so IchiHime and RenjiRuki it is. :D And Hitsugaya with anyone but Karin just struck us as odd ever since we watched episode 132. Besides, Momo’s more like his sister, and Rangiku’s like a favorite, fun-loving aunt.

We also like: UraYoru, Kira/Momo, Shinji/Hiyori, Isshin/Masaki, Kaien/Miyako, Byakuya/Hisana, UlquiNel, GrimmSoi, Shunsui/Lisa or Shunsui/Nanao, ShuheiRan, Kon/Ririn, HanaYuzu or Jinta/Yuzu or JintaUru, Chad/Ururu, Chad/Tatsuki or RenjiTatsu or IkkaTatsu (read “brass” by pyrat-xo) or Tatsuki/Anyone (she goes so well w/practically anyone, even Keigo or Kon, which we’ve actually seen and found okay), and Ukitake/Retsu or…drum roll please…Unohana/Kenpachi! That last is our absolute favorite crack pairing (NOT SO CRACK ANYMORE WE TOTALLY CALLED IT). Yay! Moving on…

Naruto: NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTem or ShikaIno, Asuma/Kurenai, Minato/Kushina, Konohamaru/Hanabi, Jiraiya/Tsunade, ShinoTenten (read "The Middle Ground" by SkItZoFrEaK), OCsXEveryone Else (You’ll probably never see any of these, however. Sorry, they got out of hand and have their own universe in our heads now, vaguely based on the Naruto universe.)

One Piece: SaNa, Zoro/Tashigi, Frobin, UsoKaya

Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Hibari/Chrome, Tsuna/Kyoko, GokuHaru, YamaHaru, Dino/Bianchi, LamPin, Lal/Colonello.

Skip Beat!: Ren/Kyoko

Bakuman: NiizumaEiji/IwaseAiko, Shujin/Kaya, Mashiro/Miho, Hiramaru/Aoki, Fukuda/Aoki

Nurarihyon no Mago: Rikuo/Yura (Despite the fact that this has, like, zip chances of happening. But when has THAT ever stopped us? :P)

Les Miserables: Marius/Cosette, Enjolras/Eponine

Hunger Games: Peeta/Katniss, Gale/Madge, Rory/Prim, Finnick/Annie, Haymitch/Maysilee

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Scorpio/Rose, Neville/Luna

Inception: Arthur/Ariadne

Batman (The Dark Knight Trilogy): Bruce/Selina (who am i kidding, we ship them in any incarnation)

Avengers (Marvel Movieverse): Steve/Maria Hill, Natasha/Bucky, Bruce/Darcy, Sam Wilson/Darcy, Tony/Pepper

X-Men (Movieverse): Wolverine/Rogue

Firefly: Mal/River, Wash/Zoe, Simon/Kaylee

Etc. See our favorites list for a more comprehensive overview of our tastes. Chances are, if we REALLY like a pairing, we'll have favorited a fic featuring them.

Quotes We Live By (or Just Love):

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." --Albert Einstein

"Imagination is everything. It is the preview to life's coming attractions." --Albert Einstein

"To live is so startling that it leaves little time for anything else." --Emily Dickinson

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they go by." --Douglas Adams