-Sweet Jazz Police Department-
[Ramsey sighs in boredom as he does some drawings on his sketchbook.]
Ramsey: (thinking) I hope Perce is okay. Sure this is not appraisal-related but I really want to get out of this cage. Stretch my legs and stuff. Hope nothing bad happens to her.
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Meryl: Episode 8: The Tricks of the Forest.
-Deepwood Country-
-Meryl-
Meryl: Percy? Percy~? Please come back... I'm sc-sc-sc-scared. Where are you?
?: Right behind you?
[Meryl shrieks.]
Meryl: Percy?!
'Percy': It's Percival. Are you doing okay?
[Meryl became confused. She always have her and the others call her Percy instead of her full name.]
Meryl: I'm doing okay. You just went and left me behind! Leaving me all alone!
'Percy': Sorry. But I thought I saw someone. Now we should continue with our investigation.
Meryl: Uh... Right.
[Meryl follows this Percival despite her suspicions. Something is wrong but decides to roll with it.]
-Percy-
Percy: (takes out her sword) Where are you?! Show yourself! I saw your figure so don't try to hide from me! (looks around) Please come out with your hands up!
?: Okay okay! Calm down, Perce! (steps out of the fog) It's me! Ramsey Murdoch!
Percy: Ramsey? What are you doing here?! Expletive, noun.
Ramsey: I was worried about you so~ I convinced the officers to let me out of the cage.
Percy: You walked all the way here just to see if I'm alright?! (sighs) You don't need to do that. But since you're here, you'll need to come with me.
Ramsey: Of course! Always happy to help, Perce!
[Percy nods and the two continues going forward to the forest.]
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Percy: Epithet Erased.
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Lorelai: Epithet Erased!
Lorelai: Hey you! Yeah you! You better come out of that fog or else! I don't know who you are but if you don't tell me your name I'll swear-! (stops at her tracks)
[The figure steps out from the thick fog and it was someone that Lorelai was least expected.]
Lorelai: No... That's impossible... I-It can't b-be...
?: Hello, Lorelai. Nice to see you again...
Lorelai: No... No no no. You're not real! You're definitely not real!
?: Sweetheart... Look at me... I'm here.
Lorelai: You're not my mom! (tears forming) The dead can't come back to life! I refuse to accept it!
Calliope: Now now. There's no need to say those kinds of things.
Lorelai: Don't take another step! Summon: Bear! (summons a bear) If you take one more step, I'll have my bear attack you!
Calliope: Lorelainebacker Blyndeff. Don't threatened your mother like this. Unsummon your bear and let me hug you. I know you're in so much pain.
Lorelai: Shut up! I'm warning you! Don't move or else!
Calliope: You're being ridiculous! Look at me! I'm alive and well!
Lorelai: No you're not! You've been dead for two years! Two freaking years! I won't accept that you're alive here! This forest is tricking me!
Calliope: Lore...
Lorelai: DON'T SAY MY NICKNAME!
[The bear pounces at Calliope. However, she disappeared into thin air after the bear comes into contact with her.]
Lorelai: (panting) It's... over...
[Lorelai collapses on her knees and starts crying. The bear tries to comfort her as much as it could.]
-Arnold-
Arnold: Bugsy... Busgy~... Have you return to your normal form? I know you're here somewhere. Please show yourself. It's me! Arnold Markdown! You better come out, Bugsy! Don't play games with me!
/ROAR\
Arnold: (screams) What was that?! Bug-Bug-Bugsy... Please reveal yourself... I-I-I-I need you... I-I-I need you really~ badly.
/ROAR\
[Arnold runs away like a rabbit. He goes further and further into the forest until he reaches the jungle area of Deepwood.]
Arnold: What is this place? What is going on?
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Arnold: Epithet Erased. C-C-Can't wait to see the c-c-c-commercial...
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Sharlene: Epithet Erased!
-Sharlene and Moxie-
Sharlene: This is getting ridiculous! We should've just went to the mall or something! Anything better than this!
Moxie: Oh shut your complaining! We're not leaving unless we find something and find Lore. Can't believe she ran off like that.
Sharlene: I know right?! She never does that to us!
Moxie: Mostly you ditch us!
Sharlene: Someone has to bail you out in case you actually went to jail!
Moxie: Oh right. (sarcastic) Because you're so special! You'll just have your many personas do the trick!
Sharlene: Take that back, Mox! Don't you dare mock me and my acting skills! It's not my fault my epithet requires disguises!
Moxie: Whatever! Let's just find some treasure and Lore! They gotta be here somewhere and I'll even destroy this forest if I have to!
[Moxie touches the tree which starts to wither and die. Becoming a rail of dust as the wind blows it away.]
-Delta-
/ROAR\
Delta: Whoa! That must be Deepfoot! It HAS to be! (runs to the source of the roar) I'm coming, Deepfoot! You better stay where you are or else!
-Arnold-
Arnold: A jungle? Why am I in the jungle? It's really beautiful I must admit. But why is it in the middle of the forest?
/RUSLTING\
Arnold: (screams) Don't attack me! (takes out coupons) I have coupons! I ain't afraid to use it! Don't test me!
[Coming out of the bushes was Meryl.]
Arnold: (screams) It's the cops!
Meryl: You're one of the Banzai Blasters! (takes out gun) Don't move! Put your hands up!
Arnold: Oh no~... I'm not going back to jail. I refuse to do so!
Meryl: You have no other choice. I'll make sure you don't attempt to escape.
Arnold: Oh yeah? It's just you and nobody else. (lifts his coupons) Don't underestimate the powers of a smart shopper.
[He shuffles through his coupons like a soccer mom. Frantically looking for something useful to attack Meryl with.]
Meryl: Don't waste your breathe! To be honest, your epithet is kinda~ lame?
Arnold: HEY! That was rude! My epithet is best when aiding an ally! Mundies like you would never understood!
[Suddenly, a sword appears over his neck.]
Meryl: Percy!
Percy: Arnold Markdown, you're arrested for breaking out of jail. (sheathes her sword to her holder; puts Eraser Cuffs on his wrists which are now behind his back) That should keep you from escaping.
Arnold: Not again! Let me go!
Percy: Not a chance. I won't let you escape once again.
[Soon, Lorelai, Sharlene, Moxie, and Delta also appears from the bushes.]
Delta: Eh?! Hey, let go of my partner!
Percy: So you're also part of the Banzai Blasters.
[She unsheathes her real-ass goddamn sword and points it at Delta.]
Percy: Surrender now or else.
Delta: Or else what?
Sharlene: Why is there a jungle in the middle of the forest?
Lorelai: Because Deepwood transitions from a forest to a jungle. (groans) Now we have to deal with this!
Delta: What a coincidence. We all came to the same spot... I wonder what this could mean...
Percy: Either way, me and Meryl will arrest you two.
Delta: Whatever you say~, officer~...
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