The next episode of Total Drama Aftermath was about to begin. The letters T, D and I appeared on the screen as the word "Aftermath" appeared underneath. The camera then proceeded to zoom in on Alexneushoorn and Blaineley sitting on the brown leather couch by the pool at Playa Des Losers. For this Aftermath, Alexneushoorn wore a black pinstripe suit with a gray dress shirt and gray loafers while Blaineley wore a black dress with flat straps and black pumps, much like Cameron's formal outfit, although unlike Cameron, Blaineley didn't wear shorts underneath her dress and also had pink earbells in her ears. Aston once again sat in the first seat in the bottom row of the peanut gallery, Hana sat next to Aston, Oliver sat next to Hana, Sasha sat next to Oliver, Grayson sat next to Sasha, Tessa sat next to Grayson, Dustin sat next to Tessa, Victoria sat next to Dustin, Johan sat in the first seat in the second row of the peanut gallery, Socorro sat next to Johan and Kennedy sat next to Socorro. The ostriches once again sat in front of the peanut gallery.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Aftermath, people!" Alexneushoorn began with an optimistic smile.
"If extreme sports are right up your alley, then I'm sure you loved tonight's episode of Total Drama Island, because that's what the challenge in tonight's episode was all about! For a daredevil like Regina, today's challenge was like a little ball of heaven!" Blaineley chimed in with an equally optimistic smile.
"I'm still shocked that Regina had the guts to skydive into a sandpit without opening her parachute. Like, blimey! Her adrenaline level must be at an all time high!" Aston remarked from the peanut gallery.
Hana nodded in agreement. "It was rather dangerous, but also rather brave of Regina to do such a thing. How she survived that fall without opening her parachute is beyond me." She spoke up.
"I'm not one for extreme sports, so I wouldn't have been of much help during this challenge. That said, I dodged a bullet with this challenge by getting eliminated a few weeks ago. I can read Regina as quite the maverick and adrenaline junkie. She likes to be different from all the other contestants and do things her own way, which I'm certain has gained her quite the following with the public who watch this show." Oliver chimed in.
"I-I-I wouldn't have been of m-m-much help during today's challenge either...E-Extreme sports are way too d-dangerous for my t-taste..." Sasha spoke as she looked at the ground while twiddling with her thumbs.
"The hovercrafts that Janson and Lester drove during the last part of the challenge looked really cool. I wish I was still in the game so I could've driven one of those things. The letters that the members of the Killer Bass got from their loved ones back home were really heartwarming and amusing too. I can't help but wonder what my parents wrote to Cameron though..." Grayson pondered out loud as he rubbed his chin in thought.
"I'm not much of a fan of extreme sports either, so this challenge wouldn't have been up my alley either. So like Oliver and Sasha, I dodged a bullet with this challenge by getting eliminated a few weeks ago. I also can't help but feel bad for Mason for getting eliminated right after his girlfriend Kennedy. But at least Mason went home satisfied with what he has achieved at Camp Wawanakwa." Tessa spoke up.
"Yeah, it's honestly a shame that the Killer Bass chose to boot Mason over that twerp Lester. I mean, Mason was one of the nicest guys on the Killer Bass, while Lester is badder than ol' King Kong and meaner than a junkyard dog. But I'm sure the Bass had their reasons for booting Mason over Lester." Dustin remarked.
"Well, on the bright side: Now that Mason has been eliminated from the game, we get to enjoy his super cool parties here at Playa Des Losers here too. So that's something to look forward to." Victoria said with an optimistic smile.
"Sybil's determination to not let the Screaming Gophers lose this challenge is admirable. No matter how hard Lester tried to prevent her from getting all the flags in the last part of the challenge, Sybil did not let it bring her down at all, and she got all the flags and carried the win home for her team. That's what makes her a formidable player in this game." Johan chimed in with a smile.
"Not to mention, I kinda liked seeing Janson's gorgeous hot body after he got his shirt ripped off during that last part of the challenge. I mean, if he wasn't such a prick, I'd totally like to go out with him sometime." Socorro remarked while blushing and smiling.
"Sorry, man. I doubt that Janson is into guys." Alexneushoorn told Socorro with a sheepish chuckle.
"I know, but if he was, then I'd totally like to go out with him. For now, I'm just happy being the owner of three adorable pet ostriches." Socorro said with a smile as Victor, Judy and Lionel squawked happily.
"I'm not mad at Mason for getting eliminated right after I was eliminated myself. I knew it would be hard for him to get far into the game without me at his side, so I saw his elimination tonight coming from a mile away. But it's okay, because at least we'll be reunited now." Kennedy spoke with a smile of her own.
"Okay, thank you all for your commentary on tonight's episode." Alexneushoorn told the campers in the peanut gallery before turning back to the camera. "While we await Mason's arrival at Playa Des Losers, let's take a look at what our former campers have been up to at Playa Des Losers today." He continued before the screen behind him and Blaineley lit up to show the day's events.
-Confessional: Kennedy-
"Sure, it stinks to be out of the game, since I would've loved to pull some more pranks with Mason over at Camp Wawanakwa, but on the bright side, I get to spend time with all the people who left the game before me and pull pranks on them at this resort. So at least something good came out of my unfortunate elimination." The perfectionist prankster said with a smile.
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Socorro, Victor, Judy and Lionel-
"So Kennedy arrived at Playa Des Losers last night. It's honestly a shame she was eliminated the way she was. She and Mason were practically framed by that little bastard Lester. But on the bright side, at least everyone here at Playa Des Losers gets to enjoy her upbeat attitude and pranks now." Socorro spoke to the camera, with Victor, Judy and Lionel chiming in with a squawk.
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Johan-
"Kennedy seems like a cool gal to me. Nowhere near as cool as Sybil, but still cool nonetheless. She seems like a creative gal, and perhaps we could spend the day talking away about all the creativity she has inside her head."
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Victoria-
"I think that Kennedy and I will get along really well here at Playa Des Losers! Perhaps she could teach me a thing or two about pulling pranks on people, since I've tried that in the past and never really succeeded with it. So I'm hoping that Kennedy can show me the ropes."
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Dustin-
"How do I feel about Kennedy's arrival at Playa Des Losers the other night? I'm honestly not sure. On one hand, she seems like a fun and upbeat girl, but on the other hand, I'm hoping she won't pull too many pranks on me, or else my summer here at Playa Des Losers could get tiring."
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Tessa-
"Kennedy and I used to be teammates and roommates back at Camp Wawanakwa, so I'm pretty sure we'll be able to get along here at Playa Des Losers perfectly. I can't wait to spend some more quality time with her and Hana here at Playa Des Losers today. A Bass girls' day, so to say."
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Grayson-
"I'm pretty sure me and Kennedy should be cool because we were on the same team back on the island, so we've already been able to do some bonding back there. And now that the two of us are at Playa Des Losers, we should be able do even more bonding. This should be fun."
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Sasha-
"B-Back at Camp Wawanakwa, I was on the S-Screaming Gophers, while Kennedy was at the K-Killer Bass...T-That means I don't know her as well as people like, s-s-say Socorro, Tessa, Grayson, Hana and Aston...B-But she seems nice enough, s-so she should be easy to befriend..."
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Oliver-
"Kennedy is crazy, energetic and childish, while I'm more serious, stifling and mature, so there's no doubt that I will be the victim of quite a few of Kennedy's pranks here at Playa Des Losers this summer. I'll just have to bear it until Total Drama Island is over, I'm afraid."
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Hana-
"Kennedy and I were on the same team back at Camp Wawanakwa, so we already know each other a little better than the Screaming Gophers do, so I shouldn't have to worry about befriending her here at Playa Des Losers. Kennedy is already easy to befriend if you're nice enough, so for pretty much everyone who was formerly on the Screaming Gophers should have an easy time befriending her as well."
-End Confessional-
-Confessional: Aston-
"I hope that Kennedy won't pull too many pranks on me that will trigger my OCD...But perhaps I shouldn't be worried about it, because from what I've seen from Kennedy back at Camp Wawanakwa, she doesn't like to pull pranks that make other people uncomfortable. So I'm probably going to be fine."
-End Confessional-
The scene then cut to Aston, Oliver, Victoria and Kennedy sitting in the kitchen, eating at the dining table. Aston was having a sandwich with ham, cheese and dairy butter along with a glass of apple juice. Oliver was having bacon and eggs along with a glass of pear juice. Victoria was having a stack of pancakes drizzled with maple syrup along with a glass of orange juice. Finally, Kennedy was having a bowl of cereal along with a glass of carrot juice.
"Is it true that the Doctor's regeneration ability in Doctor Who was created as a result of the First Doctor's actor being unable to continue playing the role?" Victoria asked Aston and Oliver curiously.
Aston and Oliver nodded. "Correct. Mr. William Henry Hartnell, the actor for the First Doctor had to retire from acting due to illness and old age. As a result of this, the screenwriters decided to give the Doctor the ability to regenerate rather than dying. Following William Hartnell's retirement from acting, Mr. Patrick George Throughton took over the role. And when he did, he had a difficult time trying to win over the fanbase that William Hartnell had garnered. After Patrick Throughton left the show in 1969, he was replaced by Jon Pertwee, full name John Devon Roland Pertwee. Pertwee was later replaced by Tom Baker, and so the Doctor's regeneration cycle continued as more and more actors went to play the titular character." Oliver spoke like a wise man.
"Back when William Hartnell, Patrick Throughton and Jon Pertwee played the role, the show was filmed in black and white. Back then, the show was quite revolutionary in the science fiction genre of media, but if you look back at it in the present day, the show wasn't as great in black and white compared to how it is now." Aston chimed in.
Victoria and Kennedy nodded at that. "Yeah, I guess that compared to today's television, some of those tv shows from back in the black and white days of television would be pretty dull to watch today. But I'm sure there's still plenty of people who enjoy the black and white days of Doctor Who. I'm pretty sure I would get a kick out of watching it." Victoria said with an optimistic smile.
"I'd definitely love to give the black and white Doctor Who series a watch some time. You never know if it's good or bad until you see it for yourself." Kennedy chimed in with an optimistic smile.
"Alright then." Oliver nodded as the four of them continued eating.
The scene then cut to Hana, Sasha, Grayson and Johan sitting in the lobby, watching tv together. They were currently watching the 1989 Batman movie by Tim Burton while enjoying a huge bucket of popcorn.
"Hey, Grayson. There's something I've been wondering about your sister: How did she get into rock climbing?" Hana asked Grayson curiously.
"Her best friend, Lucy Yaoyorozu got her into it. Lucy's Japanese-American, and she's the adrenaline junkie type, much like Regina is, although Lucy's also careful about a lot of the things she does. I'm sure you'd like her if you had the chance to meet her." Grayson told Hana with a smile.
"Lucy certainly sounds like an interesting individual. Plus, I'd love meet another woman who carries the Japanese blood much like I do." Hana replied with a smile of her own.
"Maybe once this show is over, and we all go home, perhaps me and Cammie could introduce you to Lucy." Grayson smiled once more.
"U-Uh, I'm not trying to be r-rude, b-but could you be a little more q-quiet...? We're trying to w-watch a movie here..." Sasha told the two of them.
"Yeah, we're getting to one of the good parts of the movie." Johan chimed in.
"Right. Sorry, guys." Hana nodded as she and Grayson went quiet and continued watching the movie with Sasha and Johan.
The scene then cut to Tessa, Dustin, Socorro and Kennedy in the game room, playing The Simpsons Arcade Game together. Tessa was playing as Marge, Dustin was playing as Homer, Socorro was playing as Bart and Kennedy was playing as Lisa. The ostrich family was curiously watching the four of them play the game.
"Hey, Tessa. What would you say is the best place in the United States you've been to so far in your life?" Dustin asked the traveling artist curiously.
Tessa thought about it. "Basically any state that has a lot of forests, because I get a lot of inspiration for my paintings in the woods." She replied.
"Okay, any specific states with forests you like visiting the most?" Dustin asked again.
"If I had to choose? Probably Idaho, Colorado, Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia. Those are some of the states with the most forests." Tessa replied again.
"I bet it must be nice to be a nomad. Just traveling from place to place with no real destination in mind." Socorro remarked with a smile.
"It's the ideal life for me, yeah. It's just such a shame that money is such an issue in the life of a nomad. As I've mentioned before, I've been able to get by on the kindness of strangers for most of my life on the road, but I can't depend on them forever. That's why I joined this show in the first place: To get the funds I need to continue living the life of a nomad. But even though I was eliminated, I'm still grateful to have joined this show, because I got to meet a lot of you wonderful people, and I'm getting donations from people all over America to add to my funds. So at least something good came out of my participation on this show." Tessa spoke.
"Awwww, I'm glad to have met you as well, Tess! You're a very creative gal, much like myself! I'm looking forward to spending the rest of my summer with you here at Playa Des Losers!" Kennedy beamed at her.
"Yeah, I've seen your paintings. They're really good." Dustin chimed in with a smile.
Tessa blushed and smiled. "Thanks, guys. You are all awesome." She replied before the four of them went back to playing their game.
The scene then cut to Dustin and Victoria sitting on the roof terrace together, playing a game of chess in peace. "Thanks for joining me for a game of chess up here on the roof terrace, Tori. I'm glad you want to help me further prepare for a rematch against Oliver." Dustin told Victoria with a smile.
"Anytime, Dustin! I just know you have what it takes to beat Oliver after he beat you not too long ago!" Victoria beamed as she made the next move on the chess board.
Dustin chuckled as he also made the next move on the chess board. "Thanks, Tori. You're one of the nicest girls I've had the privilege of being on a team with in this competition." The mathematician told the optimist with a smile.
"Awwww, thanks, Dustin! You're a really nice guy as well when you're not around Miles!" Victoria beamed once more as she made the next move on the chess board.
Dustin chuckled sheepishly. "Yeah, I guess that snake really brought out the worst in me." He replied as he also made the next move on the chess board. The footage was then sped up as the game went on for a while, but eventually, Dustin managed to win the game.
"And checkmate!" Dustin grinned as he raised his arms in victory.
Victoria squealed and clapped her hands happily. "Congratulations, Dustin! You're one step closer to beating Oliver in a rematch!" She beamed before hugging Dustin and snuggling up against him.
Dustin chuckled as he hugged Victoria back and rubbed her back. "I guess I am, Tori. I guess I am." He smiled as he held the optimist in his arms.
The scene then cut to Aston, Oliver, Johan and Socorro sitting inside the hot tub by the pool together with a mocktail in their hand. "On another good day at Playa Des Losers, chaps. Cheers!" Oliver spoke as the four men toasted with their mocktails and took a sip before sighing in satisfaction.
"Say, did you know that there are jellyfish who can live forever?" Oliver asked Aston, Johan and Socorro.
"Yes, I've heard about that. I never would've thought that there would be an immortal animal, but apparently, it's true." Aston nodded.
"Yeah, but who would want to be an immortal jellyfish?" Johan then asked.
Oliver nodded. "I agree that being an immortal jellyfish would be a rather dull existence. All it would be is drift, sting, repeat." He replied.
"You know, as long as we keep breathing air in and out of our lungs and maintain a healthy lifestyle, I'm sure we'll be able to live past 100. That is, if our physical health will allow it." Socorro chimed in.
"I hope I won't outlive my children and grandchildren if I were to have them in the future. That'd be really depressing." Aston then spoke up.
"I'm sure you won't outlive your future children and grandchildren, Aston. If that were to happen, there'd be something wrong with the fabric of nature." Johan replied to the British male.
"That we can agree on." Oliver nodded in agreement.
The scene then cut to Hana, Tessa and Kennedy inside the wellness center as the girls were sitting in the mud bath together. "Tessa, it was a good idea to have some Bass girls quality time in the wellness center together." Hana told the traveling artist with a smile.
Kennedy smiled and nodded in agreement. "Yeah! This is a lot of fun!" She beamed.
Tessa smiled at that. "Thanks, girls. I knew you would enjoy this. Just the three of us spending some quality time with each other." She replied to Hana and Kennedy.
"Yeah. So, who do you think will be joining us at the aftershow tonight?" Hana asked Tessa and Kennedy curiously.
"If the Gophers lose? Definitely Sybil or Zane. Those two are in a really bad spot within their team right now, given that Janson and Miles have a majority within the team and could easily vote out Sybil and Zane if their team were to lose." Tessa replied.
"Yeah, and if the Bass lose? Either Mason or Lester. Sure, Mason is my boyfriend, but I don't see him lasting very long in the game without me at his side. And I'm not sure how much longer Lester will be able to keep up the meek and innocent act he's had us all fooled with." Kennedy chimed in.
"Guess we'll have to watch the next episode of Total Drama Island to find out who's going to leave the island next." Hana concluded.
The scene then cut to the campers sitting in the lobby, watching the latest episode of Total Drama Island together, and they saw how Mason was eliminated.
"Poor Mason. Getting eliminated right after his girlfriend." Aston frowned.
"I wonder what caused the Bass to boot Mason instead of Lester..." Hana pondered out loud.
"Perhaps we'll find out in the future. But perhaps not. We'll just have to see." Oliver replied to her.
"L-Lester can't escape elimination f-forever...R-Right...?" Sasha asked the others with a nervous look on her face.
"It's honestly a shame to see someone as nice as Mason take his leave from Camp Wawanakwa. I would've let him stay in the game longer if it was up to me." Grayson remarked with a serious look on his face.
"That little twerp can't escape elimination forever. Sooner or later, he'll be backed against the wall, and he will get voted out, mark my words." Tessa chimed in with an equally serious look on her face.
"You're absolutely right, Tessa. Lester's gonna get his dose of karmatic justice later down the line." Dustin agreed.
"If there's one good thing that came out of his unfortunate elimination, it's that we'll get to enjoy his awesome parties here at Playa Des Losers, so we've got that to look forward to." Victoria then chimed in.
"Yeah. I'm sure that he'd be able to throw a few super cool parties here at Playa Des Losers." Johan agreed with Victoria.
"At least Mason himself is satisfied with everything he's achieved at Camp Wawanakwa this summer, so that's a good thing, am I right?" Socorro then asked.
"I feared that this would happen. Without me at his side, Mason wouldn't have been able to get very far into the game. But at least the two of us will be reunited again." Kennedy concluded before the screen went black again.
"You kids sure have the strangest conversations during your activities. But it certainly makes for some quirky and interesting tv." Blaineley told the campers in the peanut gallery with a smile.
"The wonders of the human brain." Aston let out a sheepish chuckle.
"Indeed." Oliver chuckled as well.
Alexneushoorn chuckled and nodded in agreement. "And with all of that out of the way, let's welcome tonight's eliminated camper: Mason!" The bald headed host announced as Mason proceeded to enter the scene from the right side and walked over to the brown leather chair in between Alex and Blaineley's couch and the peanut gallery and sat down.
"Hi, Mason! Welcome to Total Drama Aftermath!" Blaineley greeted the party boy.
"Hey! You two look like you could use a good party up in here! No worries, now that I'm here, I'll be sure to throw everyone here a kickass party once we're done filming this aftershow!" Mason greeted Alex and Blaineley back.
"I bet you'd be able to throw a bunch of cool parties here." Alexneushoorn chuckled before moving on. "Anyway, you're out of the game. How do you feel about that?" The bald headed host asked the party boy curiously.
"I'm cool with it. Like I said back at the campfire, I got everything I wanted out of the whole experience: I was able to throw a few sick parties on the island, I was able to make new friends on the island, and I even got myself a girlfriend on the island. What more could a guy want?" Mason asked with a humble smile.
"So you saw 100 grand slip through your hands, and you're cool with it?" Blaineley asked Mason as she raised an eyebrow.
"Yep." Mason nodded.
"Would you get mad if you saw this confessional from Lester after the campfire ceremony?" Alexneushoorn asked Mason as the tv screen behind him and Blaineley lit up to show said confessional.
-Confessional: Lester-
Lester smirked evily at the camera. "Boy, am I glad that those idiots on my team decided to boot that prankster idiot over me at the campfire tonight. I guess they're still fooled enough by my meek and innocent act to keep me in the game over him. If he ever sees this on tv, he'd probably be really mad, but I could give less than two shits about how he feels about it. All is fair in love and war, and this is definitely war."
-End Confessional-
Mason looked surprised at the confessional, but he shook his head. "Nah, man. Sure, it wasn't very nice of Lester to trick all of us with that meek and innocent act of his, but if he wants to play the game that way, let him be. We shouldn't judge him for the way he likes to play the game, even if the way he likes to play the game is wrong." He spoke.
Blaineley rolled her eyes. "You're no fun." She replied to him.
"Wow. You truly are a nice and selfless individual, Mason. I like your style." Alexneushoorn replied with a smile.
"Thanks, bro!" Mason grinned.
"Anyway...The viewers back home have left a few questions for you on our Total Drama Hotline tonight. Would you like to answer them?" Blaineley asked Mason.
"Sure!" Mason beamed.
"Alright, let's bring up our questions from the Total Drama Hotline..." Blaineley said as the tv screen behind her and Alexneushoorn lit up to show the questions. "Alright, Fritz Electroscreech wants to know: Are you worried Kennedy will hold a grudge with you?" She asked Mason.
Mason shook his head. "Nah, man. From our interactions back on the island, I know Kennedy's not the type to hold grudges. She forgives all the time." He replied.
"I second this." Kennedy spoke up from the peanut gallery.
"Boring. Sweet, but boring." Blaineley replied back as she rolled her eyes.
"Alright, before we move on to the next question, Fritz Electroscreech appears to have left a question for you, Blaineley." Alexneushoorn told his blond haired co-host.
"What did they leave for me?" Blaineley asked him.
"Well, they want to know: What did you look like as a kid?" Alexneushoorn asked her.
"Uhhhh, pretty much what I look like today, except I didn't wear these fancy dresses I wear today." Blaineley replied.
"Karel, would you be so kind to show us a picture from Blaineley's childhood, please?" Alexneushoorn asked an intern named Karel as the camera turned to him, showing that Karel was a Caucasian male with shaggy brown hair wearing an orange knit hat, white t-shirt underneath an unzipped orange hoodie, tan cargo pants and white trainers.
"On it, Mr. Alexneushoorn!" Karel replied as he pressed a button on his remote before the camera turned back to Alexneushoorn and Blaineley, and the tv screen proceeded to show a childhood photo of Blaineley. The photo showed Blaineley as a child with ginger hair while wearing a short sleeved red checkered shirt, blue jeans and black shoes with black laces while sitting in a puddle of mud, her face and clothes being covered in mud as well.
Mason and the campers in the peanut gallery, as well as the ostriches proceeded to laugh at the picture. "No way! Blaineley was a ginger in her youth? That's awesome!" Grayson laughed.
"Oh, man! That's just comedy gold!" Dustin laughed as well.
Victoria giggled. "Yeah, that's too funny." She chimed in.
Blaineley was fuming. "I hate you all!" She exclaimed angrily.
Alexneushoorn couldn't help but chuckle before clearing his throat and moving on to the next question. "Alright, this is surprisingly our final question of the night. Thunderstrike16 wants to know: Do you have any hard feelings towards Lester for being the reason Kennedy was voted off?" He asked Mason.
"Well, it was definitely not nice of Lester to get Kennedy voted off the way she was voted off, so I guess I do have some slight hard feelings towards him, but I'm an easy going guy and forgive all the time. I'm even willing to forgive mean people such as Lester even though he got Kennedy voted off." Mason replied.
Alexneushoorn was impressed. "Wow, it's impossible to anger you, is it?" He asked Mason.
"I don't see any reason to ever be angry. I mean, what will you achieve by being angry?" Mason replied again.
"Good point, and well made." Alexneushoorn nodded before the tv screen went black again. "Now let's move on to our next segment: The Best of Total Drama Island, where you, the viewers back home can relive the best and worst moments of tonight's episode of Total Drama Island!" The bald headed host announced.
Blaineley nodded in agreement. "A lot of people on the Total Drama Hotline have shown their shock and excitement at the fact that Regina went skydiving without using her parachute whatsoever. We still don't understand how she survived that fall, and we probably never will. Let's take a look." The blond haired host spoke before the clip began to play on the tv screen.
Regina chuckled as she saw Zane using his parachute. "Using his parachute, eh? I don't need the coward backpack to make my mark on that sand pit! Here I come! Geronimo!" She yelled as she continued soaring towards the ground as the Screaming Gophers, Killer Bass, as well as Chris watched in shock.
"Is she seriously not going to open her parachute?!" Chris asked in shock.
"That girl is more loco than my brothers Armando and Alejandro on a sugar rush." Valerie remarked with widened eyes.
"Tell me about it." Cameron agreed with equally widened eyes, looking quite pale.
"Regina, no! Open your parachute! You'll die if you don't!" Kylie shouted up at Regina.
"Oh, boy...This is not going to end well..." Zane gulped as he watched Regina make her way towards the ground without opening her parachute.
"Woooohoooo!" Regina yelled as she proceeded to crash through the red X and into the sandpit.
"Rewatching this clip once again shocks me. Like, blimey, how did she go skydiving without a parachute and live?" Aston spoke with widened eyes.
"T-T-Tell me about it...I'm impressed that she s-s-survived that fall..." Sasha chimed in with equally widened eyes.
"I guess her adrenaline level is so high that it helped her survive the fall." Alexneushoorn theorized before moving on to the next clip. "People have shown great impression that our host Chris McLean ran down a hill as fast as his legs could carry him upon learning that there wasn't a giant mattress at the bottom of the mountain to stop Kylie and Miles after their ride down the mountain. It goes to show that he's not a total scumbag and is still a human being like the rest of us. Let's take a look." The bald headed host spoke before the tv screen showed the clip.
"Alright, you two ready? Then off you go!" Chris told the two as he pushed them down the hill. Suddenly, Chef's voice came onto Chris' earpiece, and Chris had a shocked look on his face. "What's that?! You didn't put a giant mattress at the bottom of the mountain?! Why not?!" Chris asked Chef as his voice came onto the earpiece once more. "Because Raymond said it would make the challenge more exciting?! Oh, my boxers, this is going to be really bad for lawsuits..." Chris said in a panicky voice as he began running down the hill to try and do something about the situation.
"I honestly can't believe that I read that man wrong. I swear that I could read him as a total psychopath, but I suppose I've been proven wrong on that part. You can't judge a book by its cover, I suppose." Oliver shrugged.
"I'm impressed you are able to admit your mistakes, Oliver. You're greatly improving as a human being." Blaineley chuckled before moving on to the final clip. "Now for our final clip of the night: Janson's unintentional moment of fanservice during the final part of tonight's challenge! A lot of female viewers, as well as some male viewers have been swooning over Janson's gorgeous hot body, and to be honest, I liked seeing it too. But anyway, let's take a look at this final clip!" Blaineley continued as the clip began to play on the tv screen.
Janson continued to make erratic movements on his hovercraft to try and prevent Mason from getting all the flags. As he was speeding across the soap field on his hovercraft, he didn't notice that his shirt got caught on a nearby tree branch and was torn off of his body, leaving his gorgeous torso bared and exposed. We need some good fanservice, after all.
As soon as his shirt was torn off of his body, Janson took notice of this and his eyes widened in shock. A bunch of female campers and some of the male campers looked in awe at Janson's bared torso, with Cameron fanning her face in admiration. Even Mason was amazed by Janson's bared torso, causing him to let go of the handle that was attached to the hovercraft and crash into a tree. Mason grunted and slid down the tree trunk.
"Man, what a body that Janson guy has..." Mason muttered in awe. "But a hot body won't ever beat all of the awesome pranks I could possibly pull with Kennedy..." He added.
"Man, Janson might be a huge prick, but he's a really good looking huge prick. It's too bad he's not into guys." Socorro chuckled as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.
"Oh, how wonderful. He's good looking while also being responsible for almost every single elimination so far alongside Miles." Grayson said in a sarcastic tone of voice.
Alexneushoorn chuckled before clearing his throat and moving on. "And with that out of the way, it's time to move on to our next segment: Johan's Jams, where our resident musician Johan will be playing a song describing tonight's episode of Total Drama Island from his point of view!" The bald headed host announced.
Blaineley smiled and nodded. "Yeah, so with that said: Take it away, Johan!" The blond haired host chimed in.
"With pleasure." Johan smiled before getting up from the peanut gallery and sitting down on a stool before he began playing his guitar.
"Extreme, extreme, extreme sports
The wonders of the western world
Extreme, extreme, extreme sports
It attracts both boys and girls
Total Drama has an adrenaline heroine
And her name is Regina
She'll take you out on a huge adventure
And she'll have you screaming: "You wanna die young, do ya?"
Living life to the fullest extreme
Pulling in adrenaline like a tractor beam
Are you up for the challenge?
Or will you back out?
Extreme, extreme, extreme sports
The wonders of the western world
Extreme, extreme, extreme sports
It attracts both boys and girls"
As Johan finished playing, he was applauded by Alexneushoorn, Blaineley, Mason and the other eliminated campers in the peanut gallery. "That song...You adapted from the theme song of Chõjin Sentai Jetman, did you?" Hana asked Johan, recognizing the song he adapted.
Johan smiled and nodded. "Yep! I figured its upbeat tune would fit the extreme sports theme of tonight's challenge!" He replied before sitting back down in the peanut gallery.
"And with that out of the way, it's time to move on to our final segment of the night: Epic Mail Time!" Alexneushoorn announced.
"Yep! This is the segment where our former campers from Camp Wawanakwa currently living at Playa Des Losers will be receiving letters and weird gifts from our viewers back home!" Blaineley announced as Bruce proceeded to enter with the mail that he received from the viewers back home.
"This is everything I got today. Enjoy." Bruce said before leaving the scene. Alexneushoorn then picked up the first letter.
"This first letter's for Aston." Alexneushoorn spoke.
"Who sent it, and what does it say?" Aston curiously asked.
"Let's find out." Alexneushoorn replied as he began to read the letter. "Dear Aston, you're one of my favorite campers currently living at Playa Des Losers. Even though you were the first to be eliminated from the game, that doesn't mean you're weak or inferior to the rest of the cast of Total Drama Island. Everyone who made the final cast has been selected for a reason, including you. Don't forget that, okay? Looking forward to seeing you and the others at Playa Des Losers for the rest of this summer! – Pierre Le Pen, Marseille, France"
Aston smiled at that before turning to the camera. "Pierre, if you're watching this, I would like to thank you for your letter. Your support is much appreciated." He spoke to the camera.
Blaineley then picked up the next letter. "This next letter is for Hana." She said.
"I wonder who it could be from." Hana wondered out loud.
Blaineley began to read the next letter. "Dear Hana, you continue to amaze me and my family with your stoicism during your appearances on Total Drama Aftermath. You have a strong inner core, and even though you've been eliminated early on in the competition, you don't let it bring you down. You have my respect for that. Also, you and Grayson seem like a cute couple. I can't wait for you two to share your first kiss. – Asmund Berntsen, Oslo, Norway"
Hana and Grayson both blushed at that. "Thank you for your letter, Asmund-san. I'm glad you think that me and Grayson are a cute couple." Hana told the camera while still blushing.
Alexneushoorn chuckled as he picked up the next letter. "This next letter is for Oliver."
"Well, go ahead and read it to me." Oliver nodded.
Alexneushoorn nodded back and began reading it. "Dear Oliver, I'm writing this letter on behalf of my grandfather, who's unable to write this letter himself because he recently broke his writing hand. Anyway, he wants you to know that he admires your work as a detective, as he has an entire collection of Sherlock Holmes novels at his house, and seeing you in action on Total Drama Island and Total Drama Aftermath has given him a great sense of nostalgia from reading all those books when he was young. He also asked me to include this box of Earl Grey tea and this box of tea biscuits with this letter. He hopes you like it. – Ronald Spencer, Sheffield, United Kingdom" Alexneushoorn then handed the box of Earl Grey tea and the box of tea biscuits to Oliver.
Oliver smiled and looked at the camera. "Thank you very much for the tea and the tea biscuits, Ronald. Be sure to thank your grandfather for me as well. His admiration of my work is much appreciated." He spoke to the camera.
Blaineley then picked up the next letter. "This one's for Sasha." She said.
"W-W-Who is it from...?" Sasha asked with widened eyes.
Blaineley began reading the letter. "Dear Sasha, even though you were eliminated early on during Total Drama Island's run, you've grown to become one of my favorite contestants currently living at Playa Des Losers, and that's why I want to send you this box of chocolates as a gift. I hope you like it. – Lena Caspari, Zürich, Switzerland" Blaineley then handed the box of chocolates to Sasha.
Sasha smiled slightly and looked at the camera. "T-T-Thank you for the box of chocolates, M-Mrs. Caspari...I great a-a-appreciate it..." She told the camera.
Alexneushoorn picked up the next letter and looked surprised. "Huh...This letter's for Cameron...How did this end up here at Playa Des Losers?" He asked.
"Give it to me! It's probably the letter that my parents sent to Cammie!" Grayson called from the peanut gallery. Alexneushoorn nodded and handed the letters for Cameron to Grayson before going to sit back down again.
"Alright, let's see..." Grayson muttered as he began to read the letter. "Dear Cammie,
Mi pequeña flor (My little flower), you're Mother and I are proud of you and hope you are doing well during the competition. Things have been boring since you and your brother left for the competition, especially at the shop, everyone, Brandon and Lucy have been rooting for the both of you ever since. We were saddened to find out that your brother was voted off, and for unjust means no less! Esa pequeña rata de esquema (That little scheming rat) named Janson has been manipulating you since the competition began. He was also the reason why your brother was voted off as well, including some of the other teammates. Mija (My daughter)… as a father, I don't want to see his niñita's (little girl's) heartbroken. But your mother and I raised you to be brave, strong, and to not let anyone bring you down. I mean, you give us ataques al corazón (Heart Attacks) every time you climb up mountains. So stay strong and continue on.
Love,
Papa
P.S. If you could, advertise the shop when you can, all the publicity will help. I know your mother will smack my head for it, but it's up to you.
Dear sweetie,
Aye Mija, you're making your father and me proud! You and your brother have been in our prayers. I hope you've been doing well, and I hope you've been making friends. The competition seems very stressful. I am not going to repeat what your Padre said about that one boy, ugh! Esa pequeña comadreja! (That little weasel) His previous attempts at writing this letter involved a lot more cursing, but I managed to calm him down. I don't like fights, but I will admit that I rooted for your brother during the fighting challenge. But stay strong, mija, say your prayers, and keep on fighting!
Love,
Mama
P.S. Please ignore what your father said about advertising the shop. I love the man, but you know how much of a tonto (dummy) he can be sometimes. Aye.
Also, ask that Valerie girl if she can ask her Papi if he could send some recipes to me. You know how I always like to make new things in the kitchen."
"Wow. I bet that if Cameron were to read all of that, Janson would have gotten a swift blow to the kiwis." Dustin laughed.
"That would've been a pretty sight for us to see." Victoria giggled.
"Yeah, I would've loved to see that happen." Kennedy giggled as well as she quivered from hyperactivity.
Grayson chuckled. "Yeah, it definitely would've been satisfying to see. Gotta love my parents." He smiled before putting the letter away.
"Alright, next letter. This one's for Tessa." Blaineley said as she picked up the next letter.
"What does it say?" Tessa asked with a smile.
Blaineley began to read the letter. "Howdy, Tessa! I'm an oil tycoon here in the United States, and I heard about your troubles with funding your nomadic lifestyle, so I'd like to help you with this huge donation of mine: $250.000! I hope it'll help! – Theodore "Ted" Elder, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA" Blaineley then handed a bag filled with $250.000 to Tessa.
Tessa gasped happily as she looked inside the bag, finding $250.000 in there. "Whoaaaa! This is the biggest donation I've received on the show so far! Thank you so much, Mr. Elder! I greatly appreciate it!" She beamed at the camera.
Alexneushoorn smiled as he picked up the next letter. "This next letter's for Dustin." He said.
"What does it say?" Dustin asked Alexneushoorn curiously.
Alexneushoorn began reading the letter. "Dear Dustin, your brothers Denzel and Aaron here! We sent this letter to let you know that the two of us have managed to find a job! Denzel has managed to find a job as a waiter at a local restaurant, which pays very well, while Aaron has found a job as a mailman for the local postal service, which also pays very well. Once you return home, the three of us will be on the road to a better future, Dustin! And it's all thanks to you! Looking forward to seeing you return home, bro! – Denzel and Aaron"
Dustin smiled as he had tears in his eyes. "Awwww, I love those guys so much..." He tearfully spoke.
Blaineley nodded as she proceeded to pick up the next letter. "This one's for Victoria." She spoke.
"Who's it from?" Victoria asked with a curious smile.
Blaineley began reading the letter. "Dear Victoria, I have a question for you: What's your favorite dancing competition you've taken part in so far? – Janet Tammy Cooper, New York City, New York, USA"
Victoria turned to the camera. "First off, thank you for your letter, Janet! Second, my favorite dancing competition I've taken part in so far would have to be the South Chicago Dance-Off Championships! That one was so much fun, and I'd take part in that one again any time of the week! Hopefully that answers your question!" She told the camera.
Alexneushoorn nodded and picked up the next letter. "This one's for Johan." He said.
"What does it say?" Johan asked curiously.
Alexneushoorn began to read the letter. "Dear Johan, I have a question for you: If you were to date any girl still left in the game other than Sybil, who would it be? – Arnold Vallance, Walcott, British Columbia, Canada"
Johan looked flushed at that but did his best to answer the question. "If I had to choose? Probably Valerie or Melissa because I love the two of them personality wise. But Sybil's obviously still the girl I love the most." He replied.
"Yeah, me too." Alexneushoorn nodded in agreement as Blaineley picked up the next letter.
"This next letter's for Socorro." Blaineley said.
"Who's it from?" Socorro asked curiously.
Blaineley began to read the letter. "Dear Socorro, I just can't help but adore your pet ostriches, and seeing as they love yummy food, I've been working hard in my kitchen to make the three of them a three course meal for all of them to eat. I hope your ostriches will like it. – Roy Devall, Toronto, Ontario, Canada" She then proceeded to hand the three course meal to Socorro.
Socorro smiled and turned to the camera. "Thanks for the food, Roy! I'm sure Victor, Judy and Lionel will love it!" He told the camera.
Alexneushoorn smiled as he picked up the final letter of the night. "And the final letter of the night is for Kennedy." He said.
"Ooh, what does it say?" Kennedy asked with a curious smile.
"Let's find out." Alexneushoorn replied as he began to read the final letter of the night. "Dear Kennedy, you were my favorite contestant back at Camp Wawanakwa, and I was SO SAD when you got voted out because of that deceptive little weasel Lester! That's why I'm sending you this stuffed animal of a kitty as a consolation gift. I hope you like it. – Jack Halpin, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia" Alexneushoorn then handed the stuffed animal of a kitty to Kennedy.
Kennedy squealed happily and smiled. "Thanks for the stuffed animal, Jack! I really appreciate it!" She beamed at the camera.
"And with that, we've come to the end of this episode of Total Drama Aftermath! We would like to thank Mason for joining us here tonight, and we would like to thank everyone in the peanut gallery for providing commentary and other content for tonight's Aftermath!" Alexneushoorn announced.
"Anytime, Mr. Alexneushoorn." Aston nodded.
"I was happy to be here tonight." Hana nodded too.
"As was I." Oliver nodded too.
"Y-Y-Yeah, it was my p-p-pleasure..." Sasha shyly nodded.
"This was an awesome Aftermath." Grayson grinned as he shot Alexneushoorn a pair of finger guns.
"It certainly was!" Tessa beamed.
"Can't wait for the next one." Dustin smiled.
"I'm looking forward to it as well!" Victoria beamed.
"I'll start picking my next song for the next Aftermath." Johan chimed in.
"Me and the ostriches were happy to be here tonight as well." Socorro smiled as the ostriches squawked in agreement.
"You're always welcome!" Kennedy beamed.
"So we're done here for tonight?" Mason asked.
"Yep. Go ahead and head inside the mansion. You'll love it here." Blaineley smiled.
Mason grinned. "Sweet!" He beamed before getting up and running inside the mansion.
"And if there's anyone left watching, we'll see you next time on Total Drama Aftermath!" Alexneushoorn finished as him and Blaineley parted with a wave and the next episode of Total Drama Aftermath ended.
And with that, we've come to the end of Episode 13 of Total Drama Aftermath! Sorry for taking so long to get around to writing it, but I've been trying to focus on some of my other Fanfiction stories first, as well as stories I'm writing on Blogger, but once I finally got around to writing this episode of the Aftermath, I was able to get it done rather quickly, much like Episode 13 of Total Drama Island: The First Showdown! Special thanks to Thunderstrike16 for helping me write Grayson for this Aftermath! I also attempted to contact Obsidian Champion and ask him for ideas for writing Dustin for this Aftermath, but he wasn't really answering my messages, so I had to make due with what I had! Either way, their continued support is appreciated!
For this Aftermath's Viewer's Vote, I'll reveal what the next challenge is going to be: The Brunch of Disgustingness! And you know what that means for the Viewer's Vote: You get to decide who gets to join Chris on a weekend trip on the S.S. La-Luxe: The guys or the girls! Will the guys get to enjoy a weekend of being away from Camp Wawanakwa and the torture that goes on there? Or will the girls get to enjoy a luxury weekend away from the island? You decide! As always, I'm only accepting votes through PM, and the team with the most votes by the time I start writing the next episode will win the reward!
Time for some review questions!
#1: How do you think Mason did at his Aftermath interview?
#2: What was your favorite clip from the Best of Total Drama Island segment?
#3: What did you think of Johan's song for the Johan's Jams segment?
#4: What disgusting food do you think Chef will be serving the final 12 campers in the next challenge?
As always, thanks for reading, and see you next time! :D – Alexneushoorn