Sohara von Salienta

...who is incredibly pressed for time right now and really shouldn't have had the time to do this; all she had time for was to delete most of her profile which really was rather stupid, as now she doesn't have a profile worth viewing.

And she really should be writing.

With this introduction, she sums up her stories in one long, run-on sentence. Also, for those that have not had enough fun making fun of her while reading her dribbles, she has a fanfiction livejournal, where she posts notifications of updates and squees over comments and things.

Authors she highly recommends: She's A Star, drama-princess, Lavinia Lavender, Solarism, Elyse3, Gedia Kacela, and, oddly enough, Jo Rowling.

Ships she supports: Snape/Sinistra (irresistible), Ron/Hermione (canon; come on), Winky/Dobby (in very few cases), Draco Malfoy/someone unknown, Cassandra Claire's Draco Malfoy/Cassandra Claire's Ginny Weasley, Seamus/Lavender (also in certain cases), and Lily/James, if she is not a Mary-Sue and he is not a Consort ofa Mary-Sue.

Current stories of recommendation:

Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit, by She's A Star, otherwise known as Nita.

Someone To Look Up To by Lavinia Lavender

Deconstruct, A Memoir by Solarism (AU, and so what? Still v. good)

And now? Now she leaves you. She leaves you the great, wide world of fanfiction and drabble and laughter and dearGodpleasetellmethatfic'sajoke and the all-around lovable-ness of Auriga Sinistra and Severus Snape. She expects to be recompensed for the same, and takes this moment to state that beaded fruit is a partiality of hers, and that she now understands that it is not to be eaten.