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 Author has written 37 stories for Beetlejuice, Harry Potter, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Rookie Blue, Portal, Death Note, Fallout, Hunger Games, Les Miserables, Hannibal, Blacklist, and Grand Theft Auto. Hi, I'm PissyNovelist and I LOVE writing! I try to update as quick as possible, but writers block and mergencies tend to happen! If any of you are wondering why some of my old stories have been deleted, it's because... well, they're old. While I am far from a sinsational writer, my writing skills at the time of writing those stories were... uhg, there isn't a word that describes how awful I was. I deleted them due to embarrassment. Maybe, if I want to rework all of my old pieces and repost, I will. But We'll just see! xoxoPN |
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Better You Than Me by Korekara reviews
GLaDOS was always fine with being the tester and not the test subject. But when an old face comes back and a new face threatens the balance of science she made for herself, she's forced to confront everything she'd shoved to the back of her databases.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,043 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 10/20/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
Like Father, Like Daughter by TheNightmirage reviews
A series of one-shots, detailing the relationship between James and his daughter from her infancy to his death.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,228 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Lone Wanderer, James - Complete
Broken Pride by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
After shutting himself away from everyone around him, how can he be expected to call out to someone for help after a traumatic experience? Especially when the only person left is his rival? Rape, eventual MelloxNear plz r&r!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,608 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Kiss Away The Pain by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
He hated him... absolutely despised Near. But, when Near comes asking for help... how can he say no? Re-write of Broken Pride. Eventual MxN.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,453 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Dream of Me by Spphynx reviews
Set during and after their third meeting in the Baltimore Asylum. Clarice Starling and Dr. Hannibal Lecter continue their 'Quid Pro Quo' arrangement but the answers he receives are not at all what he expected.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,747 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter
No More a Savage Life: Chapter Two by lovinghannibal reviews
Sequel to No More a Savage Life. To what lengths will Hannibal go to protect what is his? When he is forced to defend his new family, will Clarice accept Hannibal's true nature? Rated M for violence and expressive sexual situations.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 144 - Words: 455,141 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Loathing You by Chloe Kompton reviews
Please note that this story will not be continued. Original description: GLaDOS is forced to bring Wheatley back to Earth. It takes him less than a day to completely destroy her life...again. But now that he's trapped her in Caroline's deteriorating body, he might be the only one who can save her. Building up to WheatDOS.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,105 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Science and Stubbornness by The Mad Maiden reviews
A collection of short stories about Portal, focussed on the relationship between GLaDOS and Chell. Romance, gen, 'you are a horrible person who needs to die in a fire'/enemies, pretty much anything. Stories may be continued in other parts, they might not
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
Spare Room by tikvarn reviews
"We'll probably kill each other." "Probably, but at least you'll get to sleep in a real bed." Andy gets a new roommate after moving out of Luke's. Andy/Sam.
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,555 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
A Fantasy Come True by sweetseverus reviews
No longer a one shot!Hermione is captured by Voldemort and given to Snape as a reward to do with her as he pleases. Will this really be a horror to Hermione? Or a fantasy come true? Lemons and simulated rape. Don't like it don't read it. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,913 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Five Minutes to Midnight by sensatsu reviews
L thought he had put him away for good, but now he's back, and he has taken the only thing L ever truly wanted for himself...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Rules of Attachment by Daisyangel reviews
The first rule of attachment? Never get attached. Reid/Morgan AKA smor, Reid Garcia and Emily Friendship This is Slash! Don't like it? Don't read it! No flames. R/R please. This story is over but look for the next on in this series. thanks for reading.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,580 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Sweetness Outtakes by Skittles26 reviews
Here's some scenes from my story Sweetness that I didn't include, most of them are by request. Lots of fun smut! some LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Light Y., L
No Refunds by Sixteen clumsy and shy reviews
Extremely crackish. Raito wakes up to find an extremely pale, extremely skinny and naked--may he stress the word NAKED-- neko sitting on his stomach, staring him down.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,527 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Light Y., L
Blood and Lust by Kendra Luehr reviews
A collection of smutty and humorous Jokachel oneshots based upon reader requests. Feel free to add your own here.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,594 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - [Joker, Rachel D.]
Forbidden Love by SweetInnocentBabygirl reviews
Sasuke has secretly always been into guys. But when his older brother starts showing some weird behavior, making weird decisions, and showing affection towards him, will something forbidden start to form? Find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,543 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Touching Darkness by MidnightEmber reviews
Tohma pushes Shuichi out of Eiri's life. Together with K, Shuichi leaves Japan without a single goodbye...What will happen?
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,144 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - [Shuichi S., Eiri Y.] - Complete
It's all just a Misunderstanding by Invader Jay reviews
Three SPK members go out for some coffee and meet a person who says they can understand Kira's thought pattern. What if an offhanded comment makes Near decide to let her in the investigation? What if she pulled that comment from her ass? Betterthansound!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Near, S. Gevanni
The Puzzle by Skittles26 reviews
Light’s always had feelings for L, but once he meets Mikami he forgets them all. However when L decides he wants Light he’s caught between two lovers. He must choose L or Teru, and when they find out the truth all Hell breaks loose. LightxL, LightxMikami
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Light Y., L
Of Master and Student by Writerdragon reviews
A bunch of one-shots for the couple Shifu/Tigress.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Shifu, Tigress - Complete
Tattered Feathers by thecupcakeimp reviews
Near has been kidnapped by the escaped psychopath BB, and a dark stain blurs the new peace. Force the choices, fix the forgotten, take back your lies. M for lemon, and general dark content, AU. MattxMello MelloxNear MattxMelloxNear NearxBB
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Mello, Near
Sweetness by Skittles26 reviews
When Light loses his memory he becomes romantically involved with L. But when he regains his memory he can't stop loving him. Light is faced with the decision of a lifetime when he has to choose between love and justice. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,213 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Battle by Cassandra Phoenix reviews
After a long and hard day of testing and training with Near, L wants nothing more than to sit back and relax with a nice slice of cake. But, will Near keep the detective from his perfect prize? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009 - L, Near - Complete
Memoirs of a Master by Luna Goldsun reviews
Months after Tai Lung's defeat, Shifu has been shutting himself away. When Po and the Five investigate, they discover more about their beloved master than they ever thought possible.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 246,665 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Shifu - Complete
Memoirs by WaichiMakkura reviews
AU Po returns to the Valley after ten years and an escape from the slave trade. China knows him as the traveler who leveled an entire town in one night, and Master Shifu is intrigued by the stories. Shifu takes Po on as a student, but is in for a shock.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Shifu, Po
Wanna Cyber? by Cat In My Fridge reviews
What happens when Mello decides to have cybersex with Near? Utter Crack, that's what. Rated M for language and cybersex gone horriby, horribly wrong.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
Heads Up, Going Down by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
ONESHOT. Yuki/Shuichi. Shuichi overhears Hiro and K talking about the 'good' way to act in bed, so he decides to try and test out his newfound knowledge with his lover... adorably bad kind-of sex ensues.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Round One by Kaze Kimizu reviews
Matt can't sleep; Near made him too mad to sleep. How will he fall asleep? Why, he'll touch himself! Mello is dying to see L before he leaves. What can he do while waiting? The answer is clear! Near is bathing. Same thing? Oh yes. And L?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Mr Hitman by Arsene Lupin IV reviews
Cain Lockehart is a hitman, hired to kill off Paul Smecker, but will Cain follow through with his orders when a certain cop helps him? Rated M for alcohol consumption, drug use and sexual scenes in later chapters. PaulxOC. M/M pairing.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008
Role Reversal: Here We Go Again! by Kei-chan and Rin-chan reviews
The long awaited sequel to Role Reversal is finally here! Join Tohma and Ryuichi as they cause havoc, wreck relationships, and give Sakano a heart attack!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Touma S., Ryuichi S. - Complete
Role Reversal by Kei-chan and Rin-chan reviews
A two week challenge sees Shuichi and Yuki exchanging personalities.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Illusions by misswildfire reviews
Hawkeye walks in one something and gets the wrong idea.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2006 - BJ H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Earring by Miss Eerie Undead reviews
Shuichi always wondered why and how Yuki got the dangling silver ring that he alwasy wears on his ear.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
The Nightmare of Forever by Summoner of Suzaku reviews
Yuki was working at home one night when he stumbles into a dark universe equivilent of his own. Let's just say that the occupents are slightly different. (Imagine Shuichi with a taser and spiked hair. The prospects aren't very good for poor Yuki.)
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 4/27/2005
Retribution by Hannah7876 reviews
What if Starling changed her mind after the film version of Hannibal? Would she find the Doctor in a forgiving mood? ~ Completed
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Complete
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Viral reviews
*REWRITE* Hell is overflowing. Satan is sending his dead to us. Why? Because you perform magic underage, you kill for power, you have Mud Blood and Pure Blood relations. But now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 1/10/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ron W.
Fist of Flaming Fire reviews
No one called Fiona the Sole Survivor of Vault 111 anymore. Her life is so much more than that now. She's a friend, a hero, and a lover; if you ask John Hancock. Nearly a year of romantic bliss has left the pair content with their situation. But Nick Valentine rolls into town with a brand new case far off in Maine; a four day hike and weeks worth of work away. Hancock is more than
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Sole Survivor, J. Hancock, Nick Valentine
Common Ground reviews
The Sole Survivor often wonders if she's the only one who had to walk to Hell and back to earn all she had earned. But one lonesome visit to The Third Rail forces her world into another nuclear war. But, as the Sole Survivor learns, she's never been good at sharing the spotlight. **Alludes to Fallout 4 Spoilers**
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Lone Wanderer, MacCready, Sole Survivor
Remember Me reviews
Given the chance, would you reinvent yourself if given a blank slate with a loved one? Many would say yes; as long as they had the knowledge of all the things they love and hate. Doctor Hannibal Lecter is among those people. When Clarice emerges on the other side of trauma with little memory about people she once knew, it is clear he has been given a gift from a divine power.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 7/27/2015 - C. Starling, H. Lecter
Blind reviews
In a moment of Will Graham's need, his friend Celeste Falton agrees to help him out. But when the favor is to go on a double date with a man she doesn't even know, she isn't too happy about it and refuses to like it. Celeste never could have guessed that resisting Doctor Hannibal Lecter's charm would lead to two resilient men. HannibalxOC (Currently gutting and re-writing)
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,651 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L.
Conjugal Visits reviews
A series of oneshots about off page or off-screen visits made by Clarice Starling to Doctor Hannibal Lecters cell, and show how our favorite pair's relationship grew over their time together. [Officially completed; the 'final' chapter 13, posted 3 years after the original ending is done!]
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,671 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 9/2/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Melina's Memoirs reviews
You've heard of the Sierra Madre Casino. We all have. Few have been, even fewer have survived to tell the tale. Courier Six, Melina, comes home with a bag full of gold, wounds infecting her body, and the Madre infecting her mind. Her closest friend and companion wants to help, but first, he has to know what happened to her.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Courier, Christine, Dean D., Raul T.
For Good reviews
The final exchange between Raymond Reddington and Elizabeth Keen; captured into one, candid moment. Loosely based off of 'For Good' from Wicked; not a song fic. Lizzington is love; but left this fic up to personal interpretation. *Oneshot / Complete
Blacklist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2015 - E. Keen, R. Reddington - Complete
Feelings of Guilt reviews
Guilt is one of the strongest, shittiest feelings a person can have; Elizabeth Keen would do anything to absolve her of the guilt that plagues her. A candid moment between the Very Special Agent and the Concierge of Crime. ** Set after the final events of the latest episode; major Spoiler Alert if you haven't seen it! Sweet Liz x Dembe BROTP and a lil Lizzington.
Blacklist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/4/2015 - E. Keen, R. Reddington, Dembe
I'll Cover You reviews
"You will wake up soon." Rem spoke softly to Misa. She had hoped displaying the evidence in her sleep would make it easier to swallow. That was just a hope, of course. But when Misa awakes with a new outlook on her life, and the lives of others, no one could have expected the outcome. Smart!MisaxL pairing
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Just a Job reviews
Eris Gray; beautiful, feared, once a revered crime boss. She left her empire behind to start all over again in a new city with new scores with only one lead; a phone number to a childhood hero Eris only knows as M. All she wants is to get back in the field where her heart belongs, but the interesting characters she meets along the way make her realize she's missing something.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - [Trevor P., OC] Michael D., Franklin C.
Reason reviews
"Just tell me where you are, Lizzie. I need to see you. No gimmicks or tricks. Even if it's for the last time, I want to see you." "Okay." Elizabeth Keen has hit rock bottom and her choice isn't a positive one. But Raymond Reddington is prepared to do everything it takes to keep her safe from herself. Lizzington. Trigger Warning - mentions of suicide.
Blacklist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/4/2014 - E. Keen, R. Reddington
The New Girl at Wammy reviews
She was saved, as all the others at Wammy, for both selfish and unselfish reasons. Watari had heard her home town was left in ruins by a monstrous tornado, and while she was already on his list, he sped up the search to give her shelter. L, on the other hand, has heard stories of her intelligence and abilities. And who was he to not satisfy his need for knowledge? Eventual LxFOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2014 - L, OC
This Moment reviews
She didn't want to go back home and he didn't want to let her leave. A small, perhaps insignificant moment shared between Elizabeth and Reddington. Sweet little one shot; my introduction back into writing.
Blacklist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2014 - E. Keen, R. Reddington - Complete
The Infection reviews
The dead are roaming the Earth... and there is only one group of people left. A group of people, so different in their lives, yet come together to create an unstoppable machine of survival. ((Short drabble written for Tumblr, will perhaps turn into a story later))
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
Let's Be Friends reviews
The 'All Fight, No Street Smart' Lone Wanderer Mara is under the impression that ghouls have no sex drive at all. Mara was more than happy to finally be able to strip off her armor and just be completely worry free around her friend and only companion, Charon. But Charon notices her new risque behavior and doesn't quite know why... ** A fun, silly kinkmeme fill I've completed**
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Touch reviews
Fill for the Falloutkinkmeme. Courier Six, little innocent Courier Six, is anguished at the thought of dying a virgin within the walls of the Sierra Madre... she turns to Dean Domino, as her only hope, to help grant her wish.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Dean D., Courier - Complete
Won't Tell A Soul reviews
Gob has a spanking fetish and only one girl he wants to use it on; Miss Lone Wanderer, One-Oh-One, herself. Fill for FalloutKinkMeme.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Gob, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Madre No More reviews
falloutkinkmeme fill! Dean Domino, as oppose to going to New Vegas, ventured beyond the Mojave into the ruins of DC, meeting someone who reminded him stunningly of the Courier; Miss Vault One-oh-One aka: Lone Wanderer . They exchange stories and Dean may have even learned to trust and feel something like he felt for Vera Keys once more.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Dean D., Lone Wanderer
Buying Time reviews
With the Capitol growing restless and Peeta needing a few more days to heal, they devise a cunning plan to get time on their side. But with an unexpected brush of a nose, everything evolves. Realizations are made and happiness is found during the Hunger Games. PeetaxKatniss, Sour Lemon. Awful summary
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Girl Fight! reviews
This is my opinion on what SHOULD have happened during Season 1, Episode 8 while and after Sam Swarek and Luke Callghan were fighting. Smut... basically... with a cute ending. :3
Rookie Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - S. Swarek, A. McNally - Complete
Putting It Back Together reviews
"Andy?" "Andy... is that my name?" Victim sputtered to the officer known as Swarek, who looked at her shivering form as if he had known her for years. Of course, Victim had know idea just how far they went. Awful summary, better story. Rating may change.
Rookie Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
My Game, Your Pain reviews
After all the drama within Mockingjay is done, Katniss and Peeta play a little game of their own containing toy guns and restraints. Rated M for beautiful lemony smut.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Nostalgia reviews
The Lone Wanderer, now the Courier, tells the gut-wrenching, tear jerking story of Charon and the ruins of D.C to her other ghoul companion. Awful summary D: Spoiler alert! Rated for language and sexual inuenndo.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Textual Advances: Outtakes reviews
Addition to Textual Advances. Chapters that never made it into the original story, or weren't appropriate. In chapter ratings for those rated above T. Also contains an alternate quite cute ending that the readers will love, and author actually likes!
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - A. McNally, S. Swarek
I Could Actually Fall For You reviews
Misa Amane has been hiding a most interesting secret from Light. L catches hear, and a conversation devulging into Misa's true identity ensues. MisaxL, kind of cute, kind of funny, kind of serious.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Misa A., L - Complete
So No Android Surrogate? reviews
My series of rebelious, cute, and romantic oneshot fanfiction about my lack of enjoyment for android!GLaDOS story overage. I find not enough people writing ChellDOS in the form GLaDOS was originally given, and I thought the challenge would be nice.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
You've Broken My Girl's Heart reviews
A two part series that tells the tale of Clarice Starling being rejected by the first man she asked out since meeting Doctor Lecter. Doctor Lecter hears of the incident and isn't amused, believing there is some business to be handled. Rated for violence.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
Textual Advances reviews
**DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, NO LONGER A ONESHOT :D** Andy McNally, lacking sleep, decides to text the one person she knows will reply. The conversation unfolds from innocent to interesting pretty quickly... seeing as Sam Swarek is on the other line!
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - S. Swarek, A. McNally - Complete
Oh Severus, Always reviews
A final meeting on graduation night between the Hogwarts school sweethearts that were never anything more than friends... Until tonight. **Rated for kind of smut, to be safe?**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Wizard Love reviews
A cute songfic based off a song released by a Harry Potter fan on youtube. It reminded me of Snape and Lily. "Cause baby I'm a Slytherin and girl you are a Gryffindor."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Am Cannibal reviews
While Clarice wouldn't usually enjoy herself at a work gathering, she sees an 'old friend'. In this silly songfic, will a relationship flourish between our two favorite people? SILLY, KIND OF CRACK, OUTSIDE CANON. Written for fun, rated to be safe :
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
I'd Lie reviews
A cute and funny songfic about Severus and Lily! Lily is telling Severus about her guy, but when he founds out it's HIM she's talking about how will he react? Goes nowhere at all except it will make you go AWWW Read if youre a SSLE fan. Rated to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Raise Your Glass reviews
NOT FOLLOWING CANON... AT ALL Hermione is SICK and TIRED of how her favorite professor is being treated. She convinvces her best friends to put on a display to acknowledge our favorite Potion Master, Severus Snape. Songfic, TOTAL CRACK, no real plotXD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oodles Of Time reviews
When Clarice walks in to her home to be greeted by Doctor Hannibal Lecter, she has mixed feelings. As the time goes on, she finds these emotions unfold. Will all turn out as planned for the Good Doctor? CHANGED RATING FROM M TO T
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Just An Excuse To Get You reviews
An un-necessarily long one shot about a love-struck Hermione visiting the object of her affection, Professor Snape, while he is ill. Maybe she can heal him? Very fluffy! Might later become a list of fun SSHG one shots!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Didn't You Say So? reviews
Beetlejuice isn't as excited about Lydia's new boy as she is. Little did the boy know, you NEVER mess with the ghost with the most. One shot, all crabble and somewhat out of character. BUT CUTE!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete