A/N: And finally, we have the 2nd chapter of our story. Sorry for the delay. I had some stuff to do. In any case, here is the next chapter with the addition of new heroes and new villains. :)
Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel
Chapter 2: A Daring Mission
"Aren't you a little young to be stealing superheroes' superpowers?", Spider-Man asked.
"Yes. Yes, we would be, Spider-Man, if we actually did it. But like I said, I don't think we did.", Phineas responded.
"You can't see it, but I have a rather severe look of disappointment on my face.", Iron Man responded before Isabella walked up to Iron Man with a ladder and a juice box.
"This'll turn that tin frown upside-down!", Isabella assured.
"Juice in a box? We have nothing like this at Asgard.", Thor responded.
"Well, we, here on Earth, have many wonderful things to enjoy.", Red She-Hulk responded just as Hulk tried to penetrate through the hole of the box, but with not much success.
"Straw cannot penetrate!", Hulk grunted.
"Hey, hey, hey! Calm blue ocean. Let me take care of that for ya, buddy.", Spider-Man offered as he took the juice box and the straw.
"Thanks, Isabella.", Iron Man spoke.
"Well, the power-siphoning ray originated from the Tri-State Area. And I was thinking you guys would know something about it since it bounced off your space station.", Black Widow explained.
"Are you sure it was our space station?", Phineas asked.
"It was shaped like your head.", Hulk replied.
"Well, that sounds like ours, but we don't know anything about a power-siphoning ray.", Phineas responded.
"I was afraid of that.", Captain America spoke before groaning and taking a new.
"Cap...!", Black Widow spoke in worry before he painted as he got back up.
"Are you okay?", Phineas asked.
"Not exactly. This kind of problem started when our powers got drained. Almost as if I'm getting older. I definitely know I'm getting weaker.", Captain America explained.
"Well, the first thing we gotta do is get our powers back.", Iron Man responded.
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna d-", Phineas began before Candace spoke up while coming down the stairs.
"All right, boys and girls, listen up, Mom's on a walking tour of Danville and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge. That means no shenanigans! Hey, Spider-Man. So I'll be over at Stacy's all...d-d-d-daaay?!", Candace exclaimed.
"'Sup?", Spider-Man greeted.
"Greetings, fair young maiden.", Thor greeted just before Stacy entered.
"Hey, Candace. You ready to go?", Stacy asked before noticing the Avengers.
"Say whaaaaaaat?! You actually have the Avengers in your house?! You are so lucky, Candace.", Stacy spoke in surprise.
"It's super...heroes...in...duh...our...kitchen!", Candace squeaked in shock.
"Candace is gonna lie down for a while.", Isabella spoke as she led Candace out.
"Uh..., yeah. Good idea.", Stacy agreed.
"Heroes... Thor... Hulk... Iron Man... In... Our... Kitchen... Uh...", Candace squeaked.
"That's it. Just breathe. They're only superheroes.", Isabella spoke.
"Looks like you guys have a fan.", Phineas grinned.
"Oh, boy.", Iron Man spoke before he tipped over and landed on the ground.
"Ooh...! Then, it's probably a good thing she didn't see that.", Ms. Marvel winced.
"I'm okay.", Iron Man responded.
"Hey, where's Perry?", Phineas puzzled.
Meanwhile, at Agent P's lair, he walked up to his chair and saw both Monty and Nick Fury, the former of which is an old black and white TV set.
"Have a seat, Agent P. Due to the gravity of your mission today, the gentleman on the big screen will be addressing you while I use this old TV monitor Carl found in the basement.
"Sorry, sir, I couldn't get the split-screen to work.", Carl apologized.
"It's okay, Carl. We'll figure this out after.", Monty assured.
"Anyway, this is director Nick Fury of S-H-I-E-L-D.", Francis introduced.
"That's S.H.I.E.L.D.! It's an acronym.", Nick responded.
"Oh, like 'O.W.C.A.'.", Francis guessed.
"Yes, except it's cool. Now, where is your agent, Major?", Nick asked.
"He's sitting right there.", Francis spoke.
"You mean behind the platypus?", Nick puzzled.
"No, that's Secret Agent Perry the Platypus.", Monty responded.
"Is he some kind of super-platypus with super-platypus powers?", Nick puzzled.
"Uh...no.", Francis responded.
"Does he have some kind of robotic platypus exoskeleton?", Nick asked.
"He, uh, he has a fedora.", Francis responded.
"Oh, and lots of strategy and gadgets. Don't forget those.", Monty responded.
"Hey, wait a minute, were you wearing that eyepatch when we started?!", Nick spoke as he noticed that Francis had just started wearing an eyepatch.
"Oh, this? Uh, yeah. It's, uh, doctor's orders. I have a stye.", Francis fibbed.
"He thinks it makes him look cool.", Carl fibbed.
"No, I don't.", Francis responded.
"Yeah, sorry about that. My dad really likes to think he's cool when really he's just a lame sorta guy that runs an agency that employs animals as secret agents.", Monty explained.
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but you bite your tongue.", Francis responded.
"I'm just saying.", Monty responded.
"I'm going to proceed as if this were going really well. Agent P, most of the Avengers have lost their superpowers to a mysterious power-siphoning ray, which we believe originated somewhere in the Danville area. We fear a group of supervillains are closing in. We need you to monitor the situation and report back.", Nick spoke to Fury before he then turned to Monogram, who is now wearing eyepatches on both eyes.
"Francis, I'm gonna need you to—Now what are you doing?", Nick puzzled.
"He thinks two eyepatches make him look twice as cool.", Carl responded.
"I don't know what you're talking about.", Francis retorted.
"Again, sorry about that.", Monty apologized before Nick groaned.
Back at D.E.I., the doctor was showing his inventions around to the villains.
"Welcome to my Hall of Inators. Ah, here's a good one. This is my Oatmeal-to-Porridge-inator. I know. It's a fine distinction. Don't get me started. And here's my Multi-Helio-Tactical-Baboon-Glom-inator. I-I-I think that one is self-explanatory. Oh, and, uh, here's my Waffle-inator, and the Junk-Mail-inator...", Doof spoke as the groups passed through said inators.
"I do not understand. These machines are useless. What is wrong with this man?", Red Skull puzzled.
"Maybe he is a misunderstood genius.", Whiplash guessed.
"Or maybe he is a perfectly understood idiot.", Red Skull responded.
"I couldn't agree more.", Doc Ock concurred.
"And, finally, my Disintegrator-inator. Pretty impressive, huh?", Doof spoke.
"Okay, Dad, that's enough.", Vanessa spoke in worry.
"As long as he wreaks some mayhem, I really don't care.", Hobgoblin commented.
"Where is the machine that took away the powers of the heroes?", Red Skull asked.
"Oh, my Power-Drain-inator! Ooh, that was a cool one! And it was...destroyed by my nemesis, Perry the Platypus. You just missed him.", Doof responded.
"Perry the Platypus? Is he a super-soldier platypus?", Red Skull asked.
"No.", Doof responded.
"Was he bitten by a radioactive platypus?", Venom asked.
"No, he's, uh, just a regular crime-fighting platypus.", Doof explained.
"No matter! You will rebuild the machine!", Doc Ock ordered.
"Know your place, Octavius! I give the orders here.", Red Skull spoke.
"Oh, so we're workin' together now! Great! I'll be the leader! I've always wanted an evil entourage.", Doofenshmirtz grinned.
"Seriously, Dad?", Vanessa asked.
"Let's destroy him.", Abomination spoke.
"No. Let him think he is in charge. When he has exceeded his usefulness, we will give him to M.O.D.O.K.. He'll take care of him.", Taskmaster spoke.
"Hey, where is M.O.D.O.K.?", Whiplash puzzled before it showed M.O.D.O.K. stuck behind the door.
"D'oh! Curse you, Danville, town of small doors!", M.O.D.O.K. exclaimed, trying to get through.
"Listen, before I rebuild the machine, I've got some errands to run. You guys should come with.", Doof suggested before Red Skull growled annoyedly.
"Is your head gonna burst into flames or am I thinking of somebody else?", Doof puzzled.
Then, at the backyard where Phineas and Ferb were standing before the superheroes and the rest of the gang stood in front of a small shed with the sign "S.H.E.D." on it.
"Ladies and gentlemen...and Hulk, allow me to unveil our Secret Hideout for Emergency Defects. Or S.H.E.D. for short.", Phineas introduced.
"I think we're gonna need something a little...bigger.", Captain America spoke.
"Oh, the rustic exterior's a facade. Wait'll you see the inside!", Phineas spoke before the group all went inside S.H.E.D. to reveal it is much larger on the inside.
"Oh, man! You guys are good!", Hawkeye spoke in awe.
"You took the words right out of my mouth.", Iron Man responded.
"How did you pull this off?", Black Widow asked.
"Just a little British Sci-Fi Technology.", Ferb replied.
"Iron Man, looks like someone raided your armory.", Thor commented.
"Oh, you like that, huh? This is The Beak Suit Mark 2. We're still working on the waterproofing so we can't take it out in the rain.", Phineas stated.
"You know, Stark Industries offers summer internships.", Iron Man spoke.
"Thanks, but this summer's pretty packed.", Phineas responded.
"Apparently...", Iron Man groaned before Phineas handed some cards to the gang and the superheroes.
"And these are your S.H.E.D. key card IDs. They'll get you into all areas of the compound.", Phineas spoke.
"Ooh! And they're laminated!", Spider-Man grinned before Candace entered with a comic book.
"Um, hi. Heh. Would you guys read my fan-fiction? It's a story where Thor and Hulk decide to learn ice skating and...", Candace began before Spider-Man objected.
"I'm sorry, but we're not allowed to accept unsolicited material.", Spider-Man interrupted.
"Candace, I didn't know you were a fangirl.", Isabella spoke in surprise.
"Oh, sure. From way back. It started 'cause I had to do a lot of research to get up to speed for the Ducky Momo superhero crossover event.", Candace responded before it went to a Japanese promo of said event.
"Quack quack Ducky Momo-san Sūpāhīrō desu!", the voice spoke before it then went back to the S.H.E.D.
"Okay, superheroes. We have to get to work building a device that will restore your powers.", Phineas spoke.
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hehehehehehehe!", Candace spoke giddily.
"You worry me, Candace. You know that?", Stacy commented.
Meanwhile, at the city of Danville, Doofenshmirtz and the villains went around town to baroque pop music, committing inconveniencing acts such as jaywalking as well as what they also did as the sing played, even coming across both an inexplicable giant floating baby head at one point and Vinnie, who they stole hot dogs from, making the guy irate before later taking a picture at the mall in cowboy outfits.
Song: "My Evil Buddies and Me"
Steppin' out with my brand new crew,
Nobody's gonna tell us what we can't do
Or where we can go, or what we can see
In this town everyone will listen to me.
My evil buddies and me!
(Unnamed Pop Trio: Shoop doo be doo doop! )
Me and my evil friends!
(Shoop doo be doo doop doop doo!)
When we're off together wreaking havoc,
The fun just never ends.
We're steain' coins from wishin' wells
We're cleanin' clocks and ringin' bells
We're a rovin' pack of ne'er-do-wells, you see,
My evil buddies and me!
(Shoop doo be doo doop doop doo be doop!
Shoop doo be doo doop doop doo be doop!)
My evil buddies and me!
My evil entourage!
If you see us out carousing,
You better stay in your garage.
We're perpetratin' misdemeanors,
We're stealin' bags from vacuum cleaners,
We're the jerks who stole all those wieners from that guy.
My evil buddies and I!
(Shoop doo be doo doop doop doo be doo!
Shoop doo be doo doop!)
My evil buddies and I!
"I don't you know about you guys, but I'm starting to like this guy.", Hobgoblin grinned, making the other villains groan in annoyance before it went back to S.H.E.D.
"Until we find out what happened to your actual powers, this machine should be able to replicate them temporarily. Everyone in position and we'll start calibrating!", Phineas grinned as Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Spider-Man, Captain America, and Ms. Marvel each stepped up to the podiums.
"Let's get our hero on!", Candace spoke excitedly.
"Easy there, Candace. We don't want to rush into this.", Stacy warned.
"Just a minute, Candace. We all set?", Phineas asked.
"All set. Just as soon as I...", Ferb began.
"Great! All set!", Candace grinned.
"Candace, wait!", Stacy shouted before Candace pushed the red button.
"...lock down the power assignments and reverse polarity.", Ferb responded.
"Candace, what did you do?!", Phineas scolded worriedly.
"Uh-oh.", Candace spoke in worry before the machine rumbled as the colors above the heroes changed randomly with the machine finally exploding.
"Are you guys okay?", Phineas asked as the smoke cleared.
"By Odin's beard, I feel invigorated!", Thor spoke before jumping up high.
"See? It worked! Hmm?", Candace grinned.
"I don't know about that. Look.", Stacy spoke, pointing to Thor, who is now sticking to the ceiling a la Spidey.
"Something is not right.", Thor spoke.
Meanwhile, at the Googolplex Mall, the villains went down the down escalator while Doofenshmirtz went down the up escalator.
"Woo! Oh, boy, that was great! Hey, I've got an idea, let's go get some ice cream and spoil our dinner! I mean, who's gonna tell us no, huh?", Doof suggested.
"That's it! I've had it! We're wasting our time! We need to bring the heroes to us!", Whiplash shouted as he took out his whips and whipped a Ducky Momo kiosk, which was smashed to pieces leaving several patrons to run for cover, that is, except for a disgruntled Kiosk girl.
"Well!", the customer spoke before leaving in a huff.
Meanwhile, at S.H.E.D...,
"Something's gone terribly wrong, Candace! You've swapped all their powers.", Phineas spoke.
"What's the damage here?", Stacy asked.
"Well, obviously, Thor has Spider-Man's powers while Spider-Man has Hulk's.", Black Widow responded as Thor was wall-crawling while Spidey was lifting up something heavy.
"Yeah, I could get used to this!", Spider-Man grinned.
"I-I have a fear of heights. Could you please put us down?", Baljeet asked.
"Iron Man must have Thor's powers.", Phineas guessed.
"Well, at least he can move now.", Candace grinned.
"And if Ms. Marvel over here has Cap's powers, then Cap must have hers.", Hawkeye guessed.
"
"Good thing I didn't step on.", Red She-Hulk spoke.
"Aside from Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Red She-Hulk, everyone has new superpowers except Hulk. He must have Iron Man's powers. But without the suit, there's not much there.
"I am feeling entrepreneurial.", Iron Man commented.
"At least his vocabulary's improved.", Phineas responded.
"So give me the hammer. What do I do? I just stick out my hand, right? Come on, baby, come to papa!", Thor spoke.
"That is not how it works.", Thor responded.
"Whadaya mean? I got your powers.", Iron Man responded.
"Wielding Mjolnir is about worthiness, not power.", Thor explained.
"Really?", Iron Man puzzled.
"It's a fine distinction, but an important one.", Thor responded.
"Potato, potahto.", Iron Man spoke with a slight pause afterward.
"I do not know what that means.", Thor responded.
"Okay, nevermind. What about the lightning? How do I control that?", Iron Man puzzled.
"Actually, that only works with the hammer.", Thor responded.
"What about flying? I've seen you fly.", Iron Man spoke.
"Well, yes. But not without the...", Thor began.
"Not without the hammer. Right.", Iron Man interrupted.
"This is a disaster, Candace!", Phineas spoke in worry.
"Yeah. You really mixed things up here. Literally.", Stacy agreed.
"Look, it was an accident! But I can still help! I know that the villains will...", Candace began before Phineas interrupted.
"NO! You don't know! The entire Tri-State Area, and, possibly, the world is at stake here! Honestly, Candace, if you don't know what you're doing, keep your hands off the machinery!", Phineas responded.
"Well, then, maybe I should just leave!", Candace retorted.
"Yeah! Maybe you should!", Phineas agreed before Candace then exited sadly.
"Awkward.", Hawkeye commented before it went to three television screens with the words "RELEVANT NEWS BROADCAST" on them.
"Alert! Alert! Relevant news broadcast intercepted!", Gordon shouted before the gang and the heroes walked up to the TVs.
"This just in: Disaster in Danville! Horse in a Bookcase is cancelled after a nineteeen-year run. Also, chaos at the Googolplex Mall! An evil entourage of seven supervillains and what appears to be a pharmacist and a giant chicken egg with a face are bustin' up the place somethin' fierce!", Gordon spoke as images of the Googolplex Mall, Doc Ock, Venom, Hobgoblin, Abomination, Whiplash, Red Skull, Taskmaster, Doofenshmirtz, and M.O.D.O.K. all appeared.
"We are needed!", Thor spoke.
"But you can't! Your powers! They're not fixed yet! We just need more time.", Phineas urged.
"Time is one thing we don't have.", Black Widow responded.
"She's right. We can't let people get hurt.", Captain Marvel agreed.
"Thing is, Phineas, we're heroes. This is what we do.", Iron Man responded before he and the heroes started to leave.
"Wait, can we help?", Phineas asked.
"Not unless you can fly.", Iron Man responded before Phineas and Ferb looked toward the Beak suit.
"Well, it's not raining!", Phineas spoke as he fist bumped Ferb.
"All right. But Barton and I are coming with.", Black Widow responded.
"And we'll stay behind and help fix the machine.", Captain Marvel assured.
"But are you sure about this?", Captain America asked.
"There is more than one way to help out.", Captain Marvel responded before the Beak flew up, taking most of the heroes with him.
"Bacaw! Woohoo!", the Beak shouted in a deep voice from when the Beak first appeared.
At the Googolplex Mall, the villains were causing all sorts of terror.
"This should get their attention.", Red Skull spoke before giving an Evil laughter just as the heroes and the Beak appeared in a crack in the mall.
"Well, well. Imagine meeting you all here. Looks like somebody left the door open!", Spider-Man spoke.
"What's this? Spider-Man!", Doc Ock exclaimed as he noticed him.
"Alright, gang, it's showtime! Everybody ready?", Iron Man asked.
"I feel pretty good.", Spider-Man responded.
"I'd feel better with a metal suit.", Hulk responded.
"Sorry, big guy, no time!", Phineas responded.
"Look!", Iron Man spoke, pointing upward.
"Ah, the superheroes are here to save the day. But without your powers, this is just a costume party. M.O.D.O.K., destroy them!", Red Skull ordered.
"Yes, I will take great pleasure in destroying these puny heroes!", M.O.D.O.K. smirked.
"I got 'im, guys! Spider-Man smash!", Spidey shouted before he leapt up toward M.O.D.O.K., who only dodged, causing him to smash through the roof of the Googolplex Mall while Linda was outside listening on her headphones, oblivious to the chaos.
"Looking to your left, you'll see...", the tour guide spoke.
"Whoooa! Whoooooaaa!", Spider-Man exclaimed, shaking his arms.
"Was he makin' fun of me?", Hulk asked.
"A little, yes.", Thor responded.
"Well, when he gets back down there, you can tell him that's my job.", Hawkeye responded before M Thor clung onto a part of the wall while Hulk roared and Hulk attempted to punch Abomination, only for him to get the upper hand and throw him into the Rogers Appliances store.
"Heh. I barely had to move a muscle.", Abomination smirked.
"They still have their powers!", Doc Ock exclaimed.
"Yes, but they are all mixed up. Is this your doing?!", Red Skull exclaimed as he lifted Doofenshmirtz up by his lab coat.
"Uh, I don't remember making a Power-Switch-inator, but, ih, y'know, I make a lot of inators!", Doof responded before Red Skull tossed Doof toward some tables, not knowing that Vanessa was there, watching what was going on.
"Dad...!", Vanessa spoke before getting out her phone.
"Hello, Monty? Do you think you can get someone over here?", Vanessa asked.
"Actually, Agent P's on his way over here.", Monty responded.
"Good. The sooner he gets there, the sooner Red Skull and those villains get busted.", Vanessa responded.
Meanwhile, M.O.D.O.K. blasted some beams toward Iron Man.
"Y'know, it'd be really nice right now to have the power to throw a hammer!", Iron Man spoke passively.
"I told you it's not about power, it's about worthiness! It's like talking to a Bilgesnipe.", Thor sighed while Whiplash wielded his whips again this time, at Black Widow and Hawkeye, both of which hold their own pretty well until the Beak flew in.
"Bacaw!", the Beak shouted before Whiplash whipped the Beak in two only while showing that M.O.D.O.K. was getting carried by Thor, who attempted to toss him, but could not let go.
"Hey, what's going on?!", M.O.D.O.K. exclaimed.
"I find myself in a sticky situation. Oh, no! I've received Spider-Man's propensity for puns!", Thor spoke before Whiplash was then kicked in the legs by Ferb with Phineas tripping him with the body just as Black Widow was protecting Captain America from Red Skull with Hawkeye protecting Ms. Marvel from Venom, but with not much success as the two villains took advantage of the weakness and pinned them.
"No!", Phineas shouted before Whiplash took advantage of the distraction and struck the fountain, causing it to spew out water, which caused the suit to short-circuit.
"Now I wish we'd prioritized the waterproofing.", Phineas spoke before M.O.D.O.K., still stuck to Thor, blasted beams all over the mall, finally striking Iron Man with Hulk coming out wearing various appliances and pots and pans.
"Now I'm Iron Man!", Hulk spoke before the real Iron Man crashed into the impostor with Spidey finally coming down to Earth, crashing on an eyeglass kiosk.
"Okay, that time, I overshot the mark. Oh, hey, Doc. What'd I miss?", Spidey spoke.
"This will take care of you, Spider-Man, for good!", Doc Ock exclaimed before grabbing Spidey by the face and bringing him up to his face with the rest of the tentacles wrapping themselves around him.
"Spider-Man, are you okay?", Phineas asked.
"Could be worse. At least Iron Man and the others are...", Spider-Man began before it showed M.O.D.O.K. harming Thor as he trapped him.
"Well, at least Iron Man and the rest...", Spider-Man continued before it showed Iron Man tied up in Whiplash's whips with Taskmaster pinning Black Widow and Abomination holding Ms. Marvel and Captain America as Venom was also pinning Hawkeye to the ground.
"Sorry, gang. A little tied up at the moment.", Captain America responded.
"Okay, never mind. It couldn't be worse!", Spider-Man spoke in worry.
A/N: Uh-oh. Looks like things are getting rough out there. But on the bright side, the 3rd chapter will be something to look forward to know why? Because this time, Baljeet won't be the one who gets "Hulkified". This time, it'll be someone else. Want to make a guess about who? :)