AN: Sorry for being a bitch and not updating. I'm procrastinating on a paper rn, so I thought "Hey, Servant? Why don't you go write a semi-abandoned story on fanfiction?" Great idea. Completely. Now back to hell.
-Spill The Tea is online-
Spill The Tea: Green Bean hey can you add some people
-Green Bean is online-
Green Bean: Depends on who.
Spill The Tea: bakusquad minus bakugo, but we can add him later
Green Bean: Alright
Green Bean: But why not Kacchan?
Spill The Tea: does anybody really have to answer that question
Green Bean: …
Green Bean: Fair enough.
Green Bean has added Hanta Sero, Denki Kaminari, and one other.
Green Bean has changed Denki Kaminari's nickname to Pichu.
Green Bean has changed Hanta Sero's nickname to drugs?
Green Bean has changed Eijirou Kirishima's nickname to h a r d.
h a r d: why midoriya
h a r d: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Pichu: at least your nickname isnt downright insulting BITCH
-emo chick is online-
emo chick: im surprised he knows what that word means
Pichu: how dare you
Pichu: HOW DARE YOU
drugs?: im just gonna do my nickname
-drugs? is offline-
-Speed is online-
Speed: Insomnia SR SENSEI SERO IS DOING DRUGS
-drugs? is online-
drugs?: snitch
-drugs? is offline-
emo chick: he came back online to say that?
Overlord: I guess so.
emo chick: why do you even bother with capitalization? Its fucking useless
Speed: LANGUAGE
Overlord: I don't. It's just that the voice command doesn't work without it.
emo chick: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that explains shit
emo chick: also when did you get here? i didnt see the notif saying you were online
Overlord: I'm an Epic Gamer Hacker. Remember?
emo chick: the fact that tts did that is shocking
Overlord: It listens to tone of voice, and adapts to mood. I can also program in certain terms to always do certain things.
Green Bean: Cool
Green Bean: Also Sparkles please stop leaving cheese on my balcony. It creeps me the fuck out and is the reason i have to sleep with the curtains closed. I even had to double layer the curtains to feel safe.
Speed: I would reprimand you for Midoriya, but it's justified.
Insomnia SR: Hey, wait a minute.
Overlord: Who are you?
Insomnia SR: I'm not mad, just…
Insomnia SR: Oh, wait. I am mad. And disappointed.
Green Bean: I'd ask in what, but you'd find me and hand me a mirror.
Spill The Tea: KEVHBNBLJBEF HWEGFBEFBN WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JKA DHJAHA JH H H AH HA HAJ JHA H H HAAAAa
Pichu: WHAT THE FJHURKBF JFCK DCKJLKFR CLJH KD XC
emo chick: who hurt you Midoriya?
Green Bean: Everyone. Even me.
h a r d: I can see that.
Green Bean: Me hurting myself?
h a r d: ofc for like a solid month after getting in UA all you did was break your arms, then fingers, then the walls. you did more than that but idc anymore
Insomnia SR: That reminds me, Midoriya.
Green Bean: I'm scared to respond, but yes sensei?
Insomnia SR: You have to pay 1% of all property damage done outside of training.
Insomnia SR: Which at this point is a shit-ton of money.
Insomnia SR: We're literally talking hundreds of thousands of yen.
Green Bean: Can I compromise?
Insomnia SR: Try me.
Green Bean: I can make coffee.
Insomnia SR: And?
-Insomnia JR is online-
Insomnia JR: TAKE THE FUCKING COFFEE
Insomnia JR: I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS IN IT, BUT IT IS SO FUCKING GOOD
Insomnia JR: IF HE WASNT A HERO, HED BE THE FUCKING CEO OF STARBUCKS
Insomnia JR: BUT HED FIX EVERYTHING SHITTY ABOUT IT
Insomnia SR: Is it really that good?
Overlord: I can confirm. He stopped me from committing various crimes against him and humanity with the beverage.
Insomnia JR: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Insomnia SR: Okay, I'll try a mug. But if it's shit, I'm making you pay double. If it's acceptable, you pay half. If it's as godly as these sleepless lugs say, give me three yen and we'll be fine.
Green Bean: when you look in your wallet and realized YOU DONT FUCKING HAVE THREE YEN
Green Bean: BECAUSE IF YOUR FUCKING HOSPITAL BILLS
Green Bean: THAT LEAVE YOU IN DEBT
Green Bean: BECAUSE I FORGOT TO UPDATE MY SHITTY INSURANCE PLAN
Green Bean: AND UA ONLY DOES 50% ANYWAY
Insomnia SR: It was a joke, chill. Just get me some coffee and you'll be fine.
Green Bean: deal
So, how was that? Hoping my writing skill hasn't gotten worse over the period of time I've done jack-shit. And remember, come back to
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