i am currently looking for a beta and an idea person. i sorely need these people. if you wish to contact me message me on here and i'll get back to you or you can send me an email at [email protected] i check it at least once a day if i am home.

almost all of my stories have a pintrest board. if you are interested check it out here http:///mahanson187/

my name is Amy.

i write harry potter and twilight and more recently hunger games (though it has never made it past the first few chapters).

i am no stranger to slash nor het. i started fanfiction out as a dramonie now i am mainly a drarry and ss/hg but i do dip into remus/sirius and albus/scorpius and quite a few more now days

i actually like jacob/bella and a few bella/edwards as well.

5/6/14 born a son of the moon is on hiatus along with all of my other twilight stories until further notice

If You Wish To Flame Me

-Anonymous

If you wish to flame me,

For no good reason at all,

You couldn't help but blame me,

If you "accidentally" fall.

For if you say it's too short,

And write a letter of complaint,

I'm afraid I'll have to retort,

Without a bit of restraint.

And if you say it came late,

And bug me about the next chapter,

You will (on a later date),

Be run over by me on a tractor.

Should you happen to think,

My grammar is askew,

I'll have to tell you without a blink,

"Hey buddy- you!"

So if you wish to flame me,

And call me all sorts of names,

I'm afraid you'd have to blame me,

If you find your house in flames.