"A cabin in the woods, that sure doesn't send off red flags, especially with the undead running around." I said as Jill and I walked up to the cabin.
"There better not be a book of the dead inside." Jill said, with me smiling at her reference to the Evil Dead.
"Tell you what, if we find Ash inside, I say we follow his lead!" I said, opening the door and walking inside. Walking down the hall, we walked into what looked like a empty room with a fireplace, and the fire was lit. "No Ash." I said, kneeling down to the fire and holding my hands out to it so that I could get some heat.
"No Barry either I'm going to check the back." She said, with me nodding as I continued to warm up.
"Alright, just don't go too far!" I warned, not wanting to get separated from her just in case one of us gets into trouble. After a minute or so, the front door opened and closed, with me pulling out my shotgun. Walking over to the door, I saw a creature with faces sewed onto its head and its arms in chains. "Someone really hated you." I said, aiming at its head and pulling the trigger, with the rounds bouncing off. "The fuck?" I said, shooting it again, getting the same results. "JILL!" I called out as I pulled out my nunchuck's and smacked the ground, with ice rushing forward and trapping it.
"What?" Jill asked as she rushed over to the fireplace from the back, holding a crank.
"Found that thing Barry warned us about!" I said, with me seeing the ice breaking. "Let's get out before it breaks free!" I said, with Jill running up to me and looking at it before we both ran for the door.
Later, graveyard
"I don't like these crows." I said as I held both Ebony and Ivory up, keeping an eye out for anything that might attack us while Jill messed around with a puzzle.
"You aren't the only one." She said, with me feeling something hit my hip, with me looking down at her as she held out a magnum to me. "Here, try to evolve this!" She said as she stood up, with me taking it from her, but nothing happened. "Strange, some guns evolve but not all." She said, with me passing it back to her.
"It's not just guns you know, it's any weapon, these nunchuck's used to be two and now it's a tri thing." I said, with her nodding as we started walking out of the graveyard, going slow as to not spook the crows.
Later, shack
Pushing the two wooden doors open, Jills radio went off with a few beeps. "This is Brad." It said, with us closing the doors and looking at it as she pulled it out. "If you can hear me, just give me a sign! Anything." He said, with Jill holding it up to her ear.
"Jill to Brad! Can you hear me!?" She called out, but all she got was static. "Shit! Its broken!" She said in annoyance while I shrugged.
"Well, it's not the only thing that is broken." I said, with her looking at me as I pointed down the path, seeing some undead dogs walking around the corner. "Their toys are as well, and they think we're on the menu." I said, with both of them rushing at us. Aiming my shotgun at them, I watched as both of their head blew up, their bodies flying past us. "After you!" I said, with her walking forward, with me placing my gun away.
Walking through some metal gates, we looked at a pool. Looking around, Jill held up the crank. "This should help." She said, with me watching her walk over to the side and plug the Crank in. She started turning it, with me watching the water level go down, reviling a walkway down below.
"Could be worse." I said as Jill walked over to me and started climbing down the ladder, with me joining her. "It could of had some sharks, now THAT would be fun!" I said, with her shaking her head once she reached the bottom.
"Don't jinx us!" She said, with me nodding.
"You're right, save that for the James Bonds Villains." I said as I followed her across the walkway. Climbing up the other ladder, we made our way down the path until we reached a one-man elevator. Getting in, I pulled Jill close so that we wouldn't be squished against the sides, and possibly caught in the bars.
"Let Go!" She said, aiming her gun at my gut.
"I'll heal." I said, with her groaning in annoyance.
Later
"You can't tell me that this isn't some kind of hotel." I said as we walked into another building. "This has Horror fanatic written all over it. The mansion, the cabin in the woods, and now a hotel? Come on, this has to be worse than the last two mansions!" I said, as I threw my arms up in defeat.
"I would say that this is more of a Residence than a hotel, but I do see your point." She said as we walked up to some orange double doors and pushed them open, with me shooting a giant spider that was on the ceiling.
"See, they are getting too predictable with this stuff." I said, where we started walking around the corner and up the stairs. Walking past the pool table, I saw a guitar on one of the chairs. "Oh, man, this brings back memories!" I said, picking it up, only for it to light up. "Oh, come on!" I yelled, watching as it changed into something else entirely. It has a purple, one neck guitar with many electric strings and some skeletal-looking features. Swinging it around, I saw that it hid three-pronged scythe underneath, which is folded into it. Strumming the cords, electricity and bats flew around, with me smiling at that.
"I guess it's not just weapons." Jill said, with me placing it on my back, only for it to vanish into nothing. "Where did it go?" She asked, with me frowning at that. Reaching for it, I felt it, but couldn't see it. pulling it off, it appeared once more. "That is strange." She said, with me putting it back.
"I'm going to have fun with that." I said with a grin, wanting to try it out on the next thing we find.
"You have fun with that." She said, walking up to a green candle and lighting it. "I'm going to light these." She said, with me seeing an eye at the bottom of it.
"Cool, you do that!" I said, with me playing the guitar, with it being horrible.
Later
Walking up to room 2, we stopped once we heard Barry on the other side. "No! That wasnt part of our deal!" He said, with us getting against the side of the door so that we could hear better. We heard someone else but couldn't make out what he was saying. "But it's not necessary to destroy S.T.A.R.S.!" Barry said, with me frowning at that bit of information while the other guy talked. "What about my family!?" Barry nearly yelled, with me knowing that he was being used to destroy S.T.A.R.S. because of his family. "If I play my cards right." He said, with me looking at Jill as she was up against the door, pondering what she just heard.
"I got this, just give me a minute." I said, opening the door before she could say anything.
Walking in, I closed the door behind me. "It's you!" Barry said, with me holding my hands up.
"Yep, everyone's favorite undead killer. Tell me, who was it that you were talking to?" Old age hitting you already? I asked with a smirk.
"You heard." He said, with me nodding. "Don't worry about it, this creepy mansion is getting on my nerves." He said, with me nodding as I've had to deal with three so far. "Anyway, I think I'll go outside and get some fresh air for a change." He said, making his way towards the door.
"Don't change the subject." I said, with him looking at me over his shoulder. "Who has your family?" I asked, with him taking his gun out and aiming it at me. "I'm not with S.T.A.R.S., and I will only heal from anything you do to me." I said, walking up to him and placing the gun to my heart. "So, who's got them? Tell me, and I can keep an eye out for them. They were here no more than thirty seconds ago, and there is nowhere else to go, so how did they get out?" I asked, with him looking over to the floor for a second and then back at me. "Ok, that way." I said, walking over there, but he pulled out a knife and stabbed me in the head.
"Sorry, but I can't let you get in the way!" He said as he put me in a headlock, with me grabbing his arm and tossing him over me and onto the bed.
"Barry, if there is one thing I learned." I said as he looked at me in shock, where I pulled the knife out and tossed it on the bed. "Is that you don't fuck with someone's family." I said, with him sighing at that.
"Guess there really is no way to kill you then." He said, with me shrugging as I felt my head healing. "Albert Wesker, he has my family, and wants me to make sure that no one leaves here alive." He said, with me nodding and walking over to the bed.
"Alright, now your family, I take it that its your wife and kids?" I asked, with him nodding. "Tell me about your wife." I said, with him nodding.
"Kathy and I married when I was a member of the U.S. Air Force. She gave birth to two girls, Moira and Polly. We moved to Raccoon City due to me joining S.T.A.R.S. Wesker took Kathy and my girl's hostage, to manipulate me to help him to remove all evidence harmful to Umbrella Corporation." He informed, with me nodding.
"Ok, so Wesker has your family hostage, wants you to help cover up everything that is going on here, but there is a problem." I said, with him looking at me. "How does he plan to cover me up? I mean, I can't die!" I said with a small smile. "You will get your family back; I'll help with that. Once all of this is over, with Wesker dead or not, I have a safe house in Canada that you can have. Take the family there, they will be safe." I said, standing up. "If not, then I will let you cut off my head and toss it in a volcano, that might kill me actually." I said, not wanting to go through with it.
"I'll take you up on that, but how do you suppose we stop Wesker." He said, making me grin at this.
"Wesker wants all data destroyed, but instead of destroying it, gather it all up." I said as I turned to him. "When we find Wesker, we either A, kill him, or B, arrest him like the good little cops you, Jill and Rebecca are." I said, with him standing up.
"Rebecca is here?" He asked, with me nodding.
"Yeah, I arrived with her. She was with me at the second mansion, taught her how to take care of these things. You find her, let her know what's going on with Wesker, and that I'm with Jill." I said, jerking my thumb to the door. "She is Eas dropping." I said, making him groan.
"Ok, I'm leaving." He said, making his way towards the door. "I REALLY need some air!" He said, opening the door and leaving, with Jill walking in.
"You heard everything?" I asked, with her nodding. "Good, because we have to find Wesker." I said, looking at where Barry had informed me on where to go. Kicking the bookshelf back, Jill moved the other one out of the way, with me opening the latch and sliding down the ladder.
Later
"Secret bases under water, I definitely jinxed us." I said, pushing the door open, with the water being up to our waist. "Well, my Eletric guitar is out of the question." I said, not wanting to fry us as we walked down the only path. Hearing something pop out of the water, we turned towards the shark, with me sighing as it chomped down on me and dragged me under water. 'Seriously, come on!' I thought in annoyance as I held my breath. 'I may be able to heal, but I still need oxygen!' I thought as I pulled out my shotgun and placed it on its head. 'Eat this!' I thought as I pulled the trigger, blowing a large portion of its head off. Swimming towards the top, I saw more sharks coming down. Seeing them swim past me, they started eating their friend.
Reaching the top, I gasped for air and pulled myself out while Jill ran over to me. "Guess you still need air to live!" She joked, with me rolling my eyes at her.
"Yeah, yeah, laugh it up." I said as I stood up and made our way towards the door at the end. Once inside, we went down the ladder and into the control room. Looking around, I saw that we could drain the water from here. Looking at Jill, she walked over as she saw me look at her and saw the same thing. She started draining the water, but as soon as she started, a shark rammed into the glass, making us jump back from the jump scare.
"Emergency. Emergency. Unknown source of pressure detected." The computer said, with me groaning as this was bad. "Locking all doors to achieve maximum safety."
"Release the safety lock down!" I said, pointing over to the computer with the monitors while I walked over to the lever and pulled it, with the blast shields lowering, but stopped halfway. "Damn!" I said as I rushed over to the containers out of the room and rebooted them up.
Making my way back inside, I saw Jill looking at me. "It failed!" She said, with me pointing at it.
"Give it another try!" I said, with her working on it while I pulled the switch, with the blast shields lowering and closing all the way. Walking over to the water drainage, I started draining the water, with the alarm stopping. "There, that should be good." I said, looking at Jill as she walked out of the room, with me following her.
Later
Walking up to the edge, I whistled at the sight before me. "That has to be the biggest shark I've ever seen!" I said, seeing that it wasn't moving an inch, meaning it had to be dead.
"Maybe that generator over there will be of some use." Jill said as she pointed to the other side of the shark, with me looking at where she was pointed.
"Sure, I'll get it!" I said, jumping into the water and making my way over there. Climbing up onto the platform, I saw a key of sorts. Reaching for it, the shark jumped around, knocking it into the water. Damn it! I said, taking out my gitare and strumming its strings, sending a burst of electricity into the water that fried the shark, killing it. Jumping into the water, I grabbed the key and made my way over to Jill, who helped me out of the water. "I wanted more action than that." I said, handing her they key, with her looking it over.
"This might go the room 1." She said, where she turned around and started walking away, with me following her.