Hello all! I would like to address something very important. This weekend is "Halloween," a holiday celebrating witches, ghosts, and even daemons! I urge you to keep your children away from this holiday, and forbid them from taking part in it! I am taking my children to my parents' house for the weekend, so that they do not see other children celebrating this daemonic holiday and want to join in. There is also some "criticism" I would like to address. There is a user by the name of KawaiiCelebi86 who told me that she was an emo Satanist and there was nothing I could do about it. I went onto her profile, and her story was quite shocking. It contained Satanism, emos and goths, and worst of all, dating and kissing outside of marriage! KawaiiCelebi86, I urge you to turn to the Lord! I will message you my favorite Bible verses and daily devotionals so that you can become a child of Jesus.
Ash and Misty entered Accumula Town and saw all of the people going about their day. It was too bad that most of them were not Christians, and would therefore go to hell. That was why it was so important for the children of Jesus to convert the sinners. Ash and Misty entered the Healing Center and saw Nurse Joy tending to injured angels.
"We're here to get some Bibles and daily devotionals so that we can convert the sinners to Christianity. Do you have any left?" asked Misty, smiling kindly at Nurse Joy.
"Of course I do! I just prayed for a new shipment, and they just got here this morning. Isn't prayer wonderful?" Nurse Joy replied, handing miniature Bibles to Ash and a few copies of Jesus Calling to Misty.
"Thank you so much for this act of kindness. It is no coincidence that you are named after one of the fruits of the Spirit," said Ash.
"Could you please heal Pikachu for us? He just battled one of the atheists' daemons, and he is feeling exhausted," requested Misty earnestly.
"Little Misty, you know that all healing comes from God, and not from lowly humans, but I will use my gift of prayer to help your Pikachu," Nurse Joy said, smiling warmly.
Nurse Joy pulled out her Bible and began reciting the Lord's Prayer. Pikachu began to glow with the power of the Holy Spirit, and his wounds disappeared through the strength God had given him. Misty and Ash thanked Nurse Joy, and then left the building to save their first sinners. But as they were walking through town, they saw a group of people gathered in the square. The two children approached, and what they saw horrified them. A green-haired old man was in elegant robes, and he was talking to the people, who were listening to them. This man was a false idol!
"Greetings, people of Accumula Town! My name is Ghetis, and there is something I must tell you about. The Christians are lying to you, and they are telling you that God is in control. But let me tell you what the real truth is. There is no God, only evolution!" Ghetsis yelled.
The crowd began to mutter, until a young man started yelling. This man was skinny, with long green hair and pale skin. He must be Ghetsis's son.
"There is also something else we need to talk about. Our country of Unova is falling apart, and to fix that, we need to become socialists and liberals!" the young man yelled.
Ash was shocked. The socialists believe that money should be free, but then the economy would fall apart and then the president would have too much control! And liberals are even worse. They believe in things like veganism and rights for the homosexuals!
"Ash, since the man in robes is Ghetsis, this young man must be his son, N! They're working for Colress!" Misty said, with fear in her voice.
"We have to do something! If we don't, Colress's followers will turn the people away from the Lord!" yelled Ash.
Ash ran up to the stage with his Bible to confront Ghetsis. He knew that this was dangerous, but he knew the Lord was with him.
"You need to stop, Ghetsis! Becoming socialist liberal atheists won't help anyone! But if everyone turns to the Lord, then our country will have peace!" Ash screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Prove it, then. Prove that God is real!" Ghetsis challenged.
Ash sent out his Pikachu angel, and Ghetsis sent out his daemon, which was a Hydreigon. It looked menacing, but Ash knew that with God's help, he could take down that daemon.
Ghetsis began muttering his daemonic chants, and Hydreigon blasted fire out of its mouth, harming Pikachu! But Ash knew that he could not give up.
"Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord!" exclaimed Ash, quoting Acts 3:19.
With those powerful words, Pikachu created a large, electric ball and threw it at Hydreigon, defeating it through the power of Christ. The people in the crowd gasped.
"What?! How?!" yelled Ghetsis.
"Through the power of the Lord, you can do anything. I won't let you turn the citizens away from Jesus. I will find Colress, and I will defeat him, too!" Ash exclaimed, filled with the power of the Holy Spirit.
"We must retreat! We need more Satanic power, so that next time we can defeat these Christians!" ordered N, as he and his communist father ran away to report to Colress.
"That was amazing Ash! However, Colress is sure to send more Team Plasma members. We need to make sure we're ready before we convert them," suggested Misty wisely.
"That's a great idea, but how should we train?" asked Ash.
"Let's convert the gym leaders of Unova to Christianity. If we're lucky, they may even help us convert Team Plasma afterward," Misty said, smiling as a good Christian girl should.