Greetings, princes and princesses of the One True King! My story has taken off and become a bit popular, and I would like to thank everyone for the support. Because of you, I can continue praising the Lord with my work of literature. Unfortunately, there are a few trolls among you who say that I should not make "Pokemon" Christian, as it is not of the devil to begin with. But the Lord says in Micah 5:12, "I will destroy your witchcraft and you will no longer cast spells." The Lord says not to do witchcraft, so I will not allow children to be led astray by it. I hope you all respect my decision.
Ash and Misty had just helped the Striaton brothers leave their sinful path, which meant that they needed to move on to a new city and help more people. Luckily, the city of Nacrene was close by. As they entered the city, Ash and Misty noticed many people crowding around a building, and they couldn't help but wonder what was going on. Ash saw a man in the crowd, and he decided to ask the man for help.
"Sir, might I ask why there are so many people here?" Ash asked politely.
"My wife runs this museum, and she hired a famous scientist to come here and give a speech about his new book," explained the man.
"That sounds interesting! When does the speech start?" asked Ash.
"It starts in about ten minutes, so you should get your tickets quickly. Tell my wife, Lenora, that Hawes sent you, and she'll give you a discount," the man responded.
"Thank you! It was very nice to meet you, Hawes!" replied Ash.
Ash and Misty made their way into the museum, where they saw a woman selling tickets. She must be Lenora, the owner of the museum that Hawes was talking about.
"Your husband told us to come see the speech at the museum this afternoon, and we'd love to buy tickets," Ash explained.
"If Hawes knows you, then I'll give you twenty percent off of the regular ticket prices," said Lenora, handing the children their tickets after Ash paid.
"Thank you, ma'am!" Ash said gratefully.
The two Christian children walked into the museum's auditorium and sat down in their seats. There were many people gathered around, but the speaker had not arrived yet. After a few minutes of waiting, the lights went off in the auditorium, and a single spotlight turned on over the stage. A man stepped onto it and turned to face the audience. He was a young man, and he was very attractive. He was skinny and wore glasses, and his hair was mostly blonde, except for a blue lock of hair that wrapped around his head. He was wearing a lab coat, but underneath it were a black and blue shirt and pants.
"Greetings everyone! Thank you for attending my speech! I've worked very hard on my book, and it makes me so happy that so many people want to read it," said the man, pulling out his book.
Lenora came onto the stage, carrying several large skeletons. She placed the skeletons on the stage before going over to stand next to the skinny, attractive young man.
"Today, Professor Colress will be discussing his newest book, "Lord of the Atheists," announced Lenora.
Ash and Misty looked at each other, shocked. This was the man that Reverend Oak had warned them about! They had to stop Professor Colress somehow.
"Greetings everyone! Today I would like to discuss my book, so I would like your undivided attention," Colress commanded.
Lenora set up the skeletons behind Colress, and she labeled them as different "extinct species" that supposedly turned into humans, such as "kenyanthropus platyops," "homo rudolfensus," and "homo neanderthalensis." But because Ash and Misty were children of God, they knew that these creatures were not real, and that they were created by the atheists!
"As you all know, I used to write informative essays about the theory of evolution, and I spent years of my life researching for my project. However, I have become a bit burnt out, and so I am starting a satirical novel about an atheist stereotype. As I am an atheist myself, I thought it would be fun to poke some fun at a few stereotypes about us. My novel is from the point of view of an atheist professor who insists on rewriting Lord of the Rings to be scientific," explained Colress.
"You liar! By writing about evolution, you're going against the word of God! Convert now, you daemon!" screamed Ash, as he ran onto the stage.
Ash grabbed the skeletons and smashed them onto the ground, as they were blasphemous to the Lord. Ash ran up to Lenora and put a Bible into her hands. Lenora opened the book and began to read. Suddenly, she went up to Colress and shoved him to the ground.
"You were leading us astray with your evolution, and it's time to pay! I'm going to burn the draft of Lord of the Atheists!" Lenora yelled.
"How was I leading you astray? I never forced you to become an atheist, and I'm fine with religious people existing. My book is a work of satire, and it's meant to make people laugh!" exclaimed Colress evilly.
"Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!" yelled the crowd.
"If you hate me so much, I'll just leave then," Colress replied, exiting the building.
"Thank you, Ash. You saved me from becoming an atheist!" said Lenora, with a thankful look on her face.
"It was no problem. But Colress will be back soon, and we need to be ready. When we convert the other gym leaders, we will defeat Colress," Ash declared.
Misty ran up to Ash, giving him a good Christian hug. She was so happy to be friends with such a strong Christian. She hoped to marry him when they both came of age, and she would be so happy as his submissive wife.