Before I continue, there are two reviews I would like to address. Many people have claimed that I do not listen to reviews, but I do. I listen to the reviews that do not use hurtful words such as "bigot" and "homophobic." Some reviewers also claim that women should not serve their husbands, but I have been serving my husband since I was nineteen years old, and I have been perfectly happy! But anyway, the first review I would like to address is by a user called Jet Engine. She gave me some very valid criticism and ideas, and I will certainly take those to heart! Another reviewer, who goes by the name Cristina Mariann, informed me that they printed out my story and gave it to the non-believers, which I am very grateful for. People like this give me the motivation to write, which I am very grateful for! May God bless you!

Ash and Misty were on their way to Nimbasa City, the home of musicals and fashion shows. But as they entered the city, two people in modest church outfits approached them. One of these, who was a man, was wearing a suit and blue tie, while the other, who was a woman, was wearing a nice, pure white church dress. Were these other believers? The two good Christian children were excited to meet more Christians.

"Hi, kids! I'm Reverend Ahab, and this is my submissive wife, Jezebel," said the man.

"My name is Ash, and this is my friend Misty. I thought that Ahab and Jezebel were sinners in the Bible who led people away from God! Why are you named after them if you are Christians?" Ash asked.

"My parents served idols, and so did Jezebel's parents. They named us after sinners because of their evil religion, but luckily, Jezebel and I were able to escape our parents' sinful practices and became Christians," explained Reverend Ahab.

"That's so sad that your parents named you after sinners. We would like to visit your church, if it isn't too much trouble," Misty requested.

"It won't be a problem at all! I baked some delicious cakes and cookies, and you can eat them during our sermon if you're hungry," replied Jezebel.

Ash and Misty followed Reverend Ahab and Jezebel to their church, which was only a few blocks away. They entered the building and sat down on one of the pews, and Reverend Ahab quickly locked the door behind them.

"Why are you locking the door, Reverend?" asked Misty innocently.

"We need to make sure the non-believers don't come in and corrupt you. Now for the sermon, we are going to read a devotional," said Revered Ahab, handing the two children each a book.

The book had duct tape covering the cover, so that they couldn't see the cover. There was something off about this "devotional," but Ash didn't know what it could be.

"I am going to read part of the devotional out loud, and I would like you to follow along. While you listen, you may have some sweets," demanded Revered Ahab.

Jezebel grabbed the cakes and cookies that she had baked, and handed them to Ash and Misty. The two children eagerly consumed them, as there was nothing more delicious than homemade food cooked by a Christian wife. Reverend Ahab went to the front of the church, where he began reading the "devotional."

"I beheld the wretch — the miserable monster whom I had created. He held up the curtain of the bed; and his eyes, if eyes they may be called, were fixed on me. His jaws opened, and he muttered some inarticulate sounds, while a grin wrinkled his cheeks. He might have spoken, but I did not hear; one hand was stretched out, seemingly to detain me, but I escaped and rushed downstairs," began Reverend Ahab, as he quoted the "devotional" in his hand.

Ash gasped. This was no devotional! This was a horror book that contained witchcraft! He and Misty had almost been led astray! Ash ripped the duct tape off of his "devotional," which revealed that the book was actually a copy of Frankenstein. He was shocked that Reverend Ahab was really a sinner.

"Liar! This is not devotional! This is a copy of a sinful book called Frankenstein! How could you have led us astray?" exclaimed Ash.

"It's because we're not church people at all. We're James and Jessie, and Colress sent us to take over this church," the false reverend explained.

"How could you do something like this? First you tried to give us a copy of On the Origin of Species, and now you want us to learn about witchcraft?! Where are your souls?" asked Misty.

"Colress is going to be elected the champion of Unova soon, and he is going to make atheism more widespread than Christianity. If Colress gains power, Ghetsis and N plan to outlaw Christianity, and then Team Plasma can take over the world. We need to convert as many people as we can to atheism, because we need Colress to win the election," Jessie said, smirking.

"Colress won't win the election! The believers will rise up and defeat him, and the socialist liberals won't take away our rights as Unovans. We have the power of God on our side!" shouted Ash.

"You won't stop us. There are Team Plasma agents everywhere, and they're keeping a close eye on you two. Now if you don't mind, we have a plane to catch," said Jessie.

Jessie and James ran outside, where a small plane had landed. Colress was piloting it, with Meowth serving as the co-pilot. The two sinners jumped into the plane with Colress and Meowth, and they instantly flew away.

"I can't believe it! The non-believers got away! We need to fight them as soon as we find them. Otherwise, the atheists will take over Unova," advised Misty.

"We need to stay strong. We were almost led astray by those two false teachers, and so we need to be careful who we trust. Colress won't win the election if I have anything to say about it," Ash preached.