Hello, my dear readers! Next week is Thanksgiving, and my husband's family and my family are gathering at our house this year! My mother, my mother-in-law, and I will all be teaching my daughter and my nieces how to be good future wives while the family is together. Because of this, I am not sure how often I will be able to update my story, but I will certainly try to post whenever I can. It warms my heart that so many people care about my story, and I hope that I can bring as many people as I can to Christ! May the Lord be with you, and have a happy Thanksgiving!
Ash and Misty were heartbroken that they were unable to catch Jessie and James. They wanted to bring those two sinners to the Lord, but unfortunately, Jessie and James had escaped their grasp! Ash was especially upset about this, as he was supposed to be a strong Christian man. Misty embraced her friend in a warm Christian hug.
"It's okay, Ash. We'll find Jessie and James, and you'll be able to convert them. Colress will definitely send them again, but this time, we won't be led astray," said Misty, smiling warmly.
"I can't believe they got us to read such an unholy book! We would have been led to the occult if we had read any further! Next time, Jessie and James will have their daemon, Meowth, with them. I hope our angels are strong enough to defeat it," proclaimed Ash.
"I think the best thing to do is to challenge the gym leader, Elesa. She lives in this town, and she is a model and an actress. She indulges in her desires, so converting her to Christianity would be a challenge. Luckily, if we defeat her, we'll have the experience needed to convert the leaders of Team Plasma," Misty explained.
"That sounds like a great idea. I've heard of the sins of Elesa, and though she is only seventeen, she has done horrible things. But I know we have the strength to win against her," Ash replied.
The two believers went to the nearest Healing Center, where they saw Nurse Joy tending to wounded angels. She looked at the children and smiled warmly.
"Hello, you two. Do you want me to pray for healing for your angels?" she asked.
"Yes, please. We're going to convert Elesa to Christianity, and we need our angels to be in good health," Misty responded.
"That will be very difficult. Elesa gives in to her temptations, and she has even led others away from the Lord. But I know that if God helps you, then you can overcome her wickedness," said Nurse Joy.
Ash and Misty grabbed copies of the Bible and of Jesus Calling, and Nurse Joy prayed over Pikachu and Psyduck.
"Worship the LORD your God, and his blessing will be on your food and water. I will take away sickness from among you," said the good Christian woman, quoting Exodus 23:25.
The children thanked Nurse Joy for her delightful prayer, and they headed off to Elesa's gym. The gym had lights all over it of glowing neon colors, which was a very bad sign. Christians are not supposed to have flashing colors; they are supposed to be humble and not bring attention to themselves, but rather to God! Ash and Misty entered the gym, and saw Elesa walking down the runway of a fashion show. She was wearing a very revealing crop top and a very short skirt. Her black hair was long and luscious, but it was obviously dyed that way. Misty felt sick at the thought of a woman dressing this immodestly and dying the hair that the Lord gave her. After strutting down the runway a few more times, the fashion show concluded. The audience clapped, but Ash and Misty were horrified. After Elesa's fans left the building, Ash and Misty stayed behind to confront Elesa. She was talking with a boy who seemed to be her age, but was maybe a year or two younger.
"That was such a great show, babe. You're such a hottie," said the boy.
"Thanks, Brock. You're a hottie, too," replied Elesa.
Elesa and the boy, who Ash and Misty concluded was named Brock, began kissing each other, but not in a Christian way. Good Christians should be satisfied with a small peck on the cheek, but Elesa and Brock were doing what the youths call "making out." Ash felt disgusted.
"What are you two doing? People should not kiss outside of marriage, and they should certainly not do what you two are doing!" Ash screamed.
"How is this wrong? We're just indulging in our desires," said Brock, with a deceitful smile on his face.
"The Lord says what you're doing is wrong! Song of Solomon 8:4 says, 'I adjure you, O daughters of Jerusalem, that you not stir up or awaken love until it pleases!'" replied Misty.
"Whatever! We're just going to go home and watch Nyan Neko Sugar Girls and get away from you Christians," said Elesa.
Ash gasped. Nyan Neko Sugar Girls contained all sorts of unholy things! He had to stop Elesa and Brock somehow. He decided to challenge them to a prayer battle. Elesa and Brock eagerly agreed to this, as they wanted to show that their desires were better than the Words of the Lord. Ash sent out Pikachu, and Misty sent out Psyduck. Elesa sent out her Emolga daemon, and Brock sent out his Onix daemon.
Elesa and Brock decided to quote the second episode of Nyan Neko Sugar Girls in order to give their daemons power. As that cursed show contained many examples of lust, it would give their daemons strength.
"Now calm down, Hun, I'm just gonna take you to my secret lair and we're gonna have some 'fun' if you know what I mean," said Brock, quoting Bokutachi-san.
"AHH! Let go of me! No! Don't take me away to your secret place! I don't even know who you are! AHHHH!" replied Elesa, quoting Hitoshi-san.
Onix began to strangle Ash's Pikachu, and Emolga began to shoot lightning at Psyduck. The two angels struggled to avoid the attacks, but the daemons were too strong.
"Pikachu! Psyduck! Remember to trust in the Lord! God alone can help you!" Ash yelled.
Misty had to think fast in order to save the angels. She suddenly had an idea! If she quoted an entire book of the Bible, that could give the angels strength. She pulled out her Bible and flipped to the beginning of Leviticus, which contained the rules for Christians to follow. She began reading the entire book out loud, and the angels began to glow. As she continued to read, they began glowing brighter and brighter. Two hours later, when she had finished reading the entire book, the angels had grown so bright that not even Ash and Misty could look directly at them. Suddenly, the angels led out a huge burst of energy, killing the daemons.
"What?! How did you do that?!" screamed Elesa.
"We used the power of God to defeat your daemons! Now go to church and repent for your sins!" Ash replied.
Ash and Misty grabbed Elesa and Brock and dragged them to Reverend Sycamore's church. The two Christians hoped that the reverend could help convert the two sinners to Christianity.