Salutations! Now that Thanksgiving is over, I can begin to decorate for Christmas! I just love Christmas, as it celebrates the Lord, but I don't like how secular it has become. Most children these days care more about "Santa" than Jesus! That's why instead of writing letters to "Santa" asking for gifts, my children write to Jesus every year and thank Him for His sacrifice. "Santa" still leaves gifts for my children, don't worry! "Santa" is based on Saint Nicholas, who was a very strong Christian, so of course I allow my children to believe in "Santa." I'm just very picky about what media I allow my children to consume during this time of year, as Christmas is meant to celebrate God. For example, we have a DVD at our house containing "Small One" and "Mickey's Christmas Carol." I allow my children to watch "Small One," as it is about a Bible story, but when "Mickey's Christmas Carol" comes on, I immediately turn off the television, as that film contains ghosts, which are NOT of the Lord.
Two days had passed since the incident with Elesa and Brock. Ash and Misty had delivered the two sinners to Reverend Sycamore, who began converting them to Christianity. Elesa hated learning about God, as she was a temptress of sin, but Brock had accepted the words of the Lord eagerly. He believed that it was time to go on his first mission trip.
"Good morning, Ash! May the Lord be with you!" greeted Brock.
"And also with you, Brock! What do you have planned for today? Misty and I are going to convert Clay from Driftveil City to Christianity," Ash replied.
"May I please come with you? I've studied hard to learn the Words of the Lord, and I think I am finally ready to go on a mission trip," Brock responded.
"That would be lovely! I'm glad that you've been touched by Jesus, as Misty and I have," said Ash, smiling warmly.
Ash, Misty, and Brock gathered their things and began their journey to Driftveil City. When they arrived, they saw many people gathered around the gym, who were shouting angrily.
"What is all that noise for? Good Christians should be meek and speak quietly, not yell at a neighbor!" Misty exclaimed.
The three children looked around at the crowd surrounding them. They were holding signs saying that the Christians were bad! Ash gasped in horror.
"Why do they hate the Christians so much?! The Christians are just following the Lord's commands!" Brock said.
"We need to go investigate. We cannot allow this injustice to continue!" replied Ash.
The three children pushed their way into the gym, where they saw a large man who looked like a cowboy. He was crying.
"What happened, sir? And why are those people outside so angry?" asked Misty.
"I signed up to run for champion against Colress. I said that I'd make Christianity the only legal religion, and everyone hates me now. But they don't understand! The Lord commands us to convert our neighbors, and outlawing other religions is the best way to do that!" the man replied.
"It's terrible that the unbelievers hate your new policy! By the way, what is your name?" Ash queried questioningly.
"My name is Clay, and I'm the gym leader. What are your names?" responded the cowboy.
"My name is Ash, and this is my brother in Christ, Brock, and my submissive sister in Christ, Misty," Ash said.
"It's nice to meet you. If you're on your mission trip, could you try converting the angry mob to Christianity? I need them to convert so I can win the election and outlaw unholy religions," requested Clay.
"Of course, sir! We'll do everything we can to turn the crowd to Christ," said Brock.
The three siblings in Christ went outside, where they saw a large hill overlooking the town. That was the perfect place to hold a sermon. They climbed up the hill to face the people, who were angrily shouting at the children.
"Listen, everyone! You need to turn to Christ and vote for Clay! If we don't outlaw pagan religions, then more and more people will go to hell!" shouted Misty.
"We don't want to turn to Christ! We want to read the 'Dracula' and 'Harry Potter,' as they are of the devil, and the devil is better than God!" the crowd yelled.
Misty gasped. They enjoyed the "Dracula" and "Harry Potter," even though they were sinful books?! How terrible! Ash embraced Misty in a good, modest, Christ-centered hug.
"It's okay, Misty. We will bring them to Christ, and they will stop reading the 'Dracula,'" Ash said.
Ash knew the only way to stop the unbelievers was to use the angels. Ash sent out Pikachu, Misty sent out Psyduck, and Brock sent out Onix. A man and a woman in the crowd stepped forward. They were dressed as scientists, and they had a Meowth daemon with them.
"We are scientists, and we can prove that God is not real, and that the 'Dracula' is a good book to read!" the man yelled.
The man sent out the Meowth daemon, whose eyes were glowing red with the power of Satan!
"That daemon has so much daemonic power in it! Stay back, Misty. This is a fight for the men! We'll protect you, Misty, don't worry!" Brock ordered.
Pikachu and Onix ran down the hill to meet the daemon. The Meowth daemon was very clever, and it began scheming about how to defeat the angels.
"Job 42: 10 says, 'After Job had prayed for his friends, the Lord restored his fortunes and gave him twice as much as he had before!'" yelled Ash.
Pikachu jumped onto Meowth, but Meowth was too quick, and evaded the attack. This daemon had so much daemonic power in it! The children would need more strength to defeat it.
"Proverbs 17:9 commands, 'Whoever would foster love covers over an offense, but whoever repeats the matter separates close friends!'" Brock screamed.
Brock's screams were low-pitched, not high-pitched. Only women may have high-pitched voices, as the Lord commands them to be feminine.
Onix heard Brock's low-pitched scream, and it lunged at Meowth and began trying to strangle it. But Meowth was too skinny, and it slipped out of Onix's grasp. Meowth's masters began quoting the 'Dracula,' which caused Misty to faint.
"Even if she be not harmed, her heart may fail her in so much and so many horrors; and hereafter she may suffer-both in waking, from her nerves, and in sleep, from her dreams!" quoted the two atheists.
How dare they quote the 'Dracula'?! It contained counts, which are not of the Lord! Matthew 6:33 says that Christians should seek positions in the Kingdom of Heaven. Earthly powers such as counts are evil, as they prefer earthly positions over Heavenly ones. The 'Dracula' also contained vampires, which are still not of the Lord, but they are not as bad as counts.
Meowth unsheathed its claws and scratched Pikachu across the face. Ash burned with rage. Someone had to stop the atheists!
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals," the two atheists chanted, quoting "Harry Potter."
Meowth lept on top of Onix and began scratching Onix's eyes, as they were the only part of the angel that was not made of stone. Onix fell to the ground, blinded, while Pikachu writhed in pain.
Ash suddenly gained an idea. He grabbed Misty's Psyduck and threw it at Meowth. Psyduck began squirting water directly into Meowth's eyes. Meowth struggled to see, and so Psyduck used its godly powers to lift the daemon up into the air. Psyduck then dropped Meowth to the ground, defeating it. Psyduck won using godly powers, not psychic powers, as psychics are of the devil!
The atheists fell to the ground in defeat, and the crowd became even more angry. The people had wanted the atheists to win, not the Christian children!
"Quick, we need to convert them to Christianity, and we need to make them vote for Clay!" said Misty, as she recovered from fainting.
"Don't worry. I have an angel called Diancie who can use prayers to influence people," replied Brock.
Brock sent out Diancie, and he recited the Lord's Prayer. After hearing this, Diancie began scattering fairy dust onto the crowd, who began praying instantly.
"We will serve the Lord! We will go to church and vote for Clay! The Lord is King!" yelled the crowd, as they all ran to the church.
Ash went up to the two atheists and ripped off their lab coats. They were Jessie and James from Team Plasma!
"Oh no, we can't let Ash catch us! Quick! Let's call Colress!" exclaimed James.
James pulled out his daemonic cell phone and called Colress. A helicopter instantly landed in front of them, and Jessie, James, and Meowth hopped in.