IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! 05/09/2019: As of last week I have created a massive crossover book I will be posting to NCIS and Criminal Minds! It includes NCIS, NCIS Los Angeles, Flashpoint, MacGyver, Hawaii Five-O, Criminal Minds, and Numb3rs. If you would like to read it, you can scroll down or look for it under the name if "Inhuman High School" in the fandoms of NCIS and Criminal Minds. THANK YOU!!

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! 05/15/2019: I have posted my massive crossover on Archiveofourown under a series name Inhuman Academy. I will attempt to post regularly, but I can make absolutely no promises on a normal schedule. If you'd like, please look it up. Thanks!

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! 03/26/21: I have posted another massive crossover on Ao3 under the title How Two LAPD Officers And One Firefighter Accidently Become The Most Powerful People on Earth. It's a massive conglomeration of multiple fandoms including S.W.A.T., One Chicago, NCIS (NOLA, Original, and LA), Umbrella Academy, 911 and LS, and many more!

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! 10/15/21: As of this year, I'm posting exclusively on Ao3 with exception of my Inhuman Academy series. Thank you!

So, what's up everyone? My name's MadHare0512, I used to be AndiKaneUnderwood. You can call me MadHare, Hare, or simply Mad. I'm also on Wattpad and Archiveofourown under the same username! I do so love to write, but reading has a special place in my heart too. Wish me luck, I think I'll need it.

I write for many fandoms, but I can only write for what I've seen. For this reason, I ask that you please don't spoil anything for me or the readers that haven't seen what you have.

Fandoms I May Write For: Marvel, DC (Arrowverse, DCEU), MacGyver (2016), TMNT (2003, 2012, 2014), NCIS, Criminal Minds, Slugterra, Max Steel (Reboot), Phineas and Ferb, Harry Potter, Maze Runner, Penguins of Madagascar, Doctor Who (2005), Supernatural, Dukes of Hazzard (tv show), Transformers (Rescue Bots, movies), Star Wars, Star Trek, How to Train Your Dragon, Danny Phantom, Dinotrux, SWAT Kats, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Kickin' It, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir, Dreamworks, Disney, Milo Murphy's Law, Merlin, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, National Treasure, High School Musical, Dark Matter, Zombies (Disney), Riverdale, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Glee, 13 Reasons Why, Power Rangers (Time Force, Wild Force, Ninja Storm, Dino Thunder, SPD, Mystic Force, Operation Overdrive, Jungle Fury, Samurai, Megaforce, Dino Charge, Ninja Steel, Beast Morphers, Dino Fury), Hawaii Five, Percy Jackson (PJO, HoO, ToA), Numb3rs, Shadowhunters (tv), The Umbrella Academy (tv), Flashpoint, Ducktales, Tales of Arcadia, Teen Wolf, Grimm, White Collar, CSI: Miami, YuGiOh (Original, GX, 5D's, Zexal, ARC V), 911/911 Lone Star, My Hero Academia, One Chicago (Fire, P.D., Med), S.W.A.T. (2017), House M.D.,

Favorite Characters: (Marvel) Leo Fitz, Lance Hunter, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Lincoln Campbell, Elena "Yo-Yo" Rodriguez, Matt Murdock, James Wesley, Danny Rand, Peter Parker, Loki Laufeyson, Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Yondu. James "Bucky" Barns, (DC) Dick Grayson, Wally West, Joey Wilson, Rachel Roth, (Arrowverse) Raymond Palmer, Barry Allen, (DCEU) Barry Allen/Flash, Billy Batson/Shazam, Freddy Freeman, (MacGyver) MacGyver, Jack Dalton, Riley Davis, Wilt Bozer, (TMNT) Donatello, Raphael, (NCIS) Tony DiNozzo, Jimmy Palmer, Nick Torres, (NCIS Los Angeles) Eric Beale, G Callen, Marty Deeks, (Criminal Minds) Spencer Reid, Emily Prentiss, JJ, (Slugterra) Eli Shane, (Max Steel) Max McGrath, Steel, Berto Martinez, (Phineas and Ferb) Phineas Flynn, Ferb Fletcher, (Harry Potter) Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Newt Scamander, (Maze Runner) Newt, Thomas, (Penguins of Madagascar) Skipper, Private, (Doctor Who) 11th Doctor, Clara Oswin Oswald, 9th Doctor, Rose Tyler, (Supernatural) Sam Winchester, Gabriel, Charlie Bradbury, Castiel, Jack Klien, (Dukes of Hazzard) Bo Duke, (Transformers) Bumblebee, Boulder, Graham Burns, (Star Wars) Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, (Star Trek) Pavel Chekov, Leonard McCoy, (How to Train Your Dragon) Hiccup Haddock, Toothless, (Danny Phantom) Danny Fenton, (Dinotrux) Ty-Rux, Revvit, (SWAT Kats) Jake Clawson, (Alvin and the Chipmunks) Simon Seville, (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir) Adrien Agreste, Marinette Dupin-Chang, (Milo Murphy's Law) Milo Murphy, Zach Underwood, (Merlin) Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Gwen, (MPHFPC) Enoch O'Connor, Jacob Portman, Olive Elephanta, (Lord of the Rings) Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Peregrin Took, Meriadoc Brandybuck, (Hobbit) Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Fili, Kili, (National Treasure) Riley Poole, (High School Musical) Ryan Evans, (Dark Matter) Five, Two, Android, One, (Zombies) Zed, Bonzo, Bucky, (Riverdale) Jughead, Archie, Veronica, (ASOUE) Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudeliare, Monty Montgomery, (Glee) Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, Marley Rose, Ryder Lynn, Sebastian Smythe, Unique Adams, (X-Men) Alex Summer, Chales Xavier, Kurt Wagner, (13 Reasons Why) Alex Standall, Tony Padilla, Justin Foley, Tyler Down, (Power Rangers) Noah Carver, Riley Griffen, Preston Tien, Calvin Maxwell, Antonio Garcia, Kevin (Samurai), Nate Silva, Robert "Rj" James, Chip Thorn, Bridge Carson, Mackenzie Hartford, Rose Ortiz, Ziggy Grover, Flynn McAllister, Dustin Brooks, Ollie Akana, Javier Garcia, (Hawaii Five-0) Danny Williams, Max Bergman, (The Magicians) Eliot Waugh, (Percy Jackson) Leo Valdez, Nico di Angelo, Piper McLean, (Numb3rs) Charlie Epps, (Shadowhunters) Simon Lewis, Alec Lightwood, (Umbrella Academy) Klaus Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves, (Flashpoint) Sam Braddock, Mile "Spike" Scarletti, (Ducktales 2017) Louie Duck, Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera, (Tales of Arcadia) Jim Lake Jr., Krel Tarron, Hisirdoux Casperan, (Teen Wolf) Stiles Stilinski, Isaac Lahey, (Grimm) Nick Burkhardt, (White Collar) Neal Caffrey, (CSI: Miami) Eric Delko, (YuGiOh) Yugi Moto, Jaden Yuki, Yuma Tsukumo, Yuya Sakaki, (911/Lone Star) Evan "Buck" Buckley, Josh Russo, TK Strand, Grace Ryder, (My Hero Academia) Shouta Aizawa, Izuku Midoriya, Denki Kaminari, Tamaki Amajiki, (One Chicago) Matthew Casey, Peter Mills, Leslie Shay, Jay Halstead, Kim Burgess, Trudy Platt, Connor Rhodes, Sean Rolland, Maggie Campbell, Sarah Reese, (S.W.A.T., 2017) Jim Stree, Nora Fowler, Donovan Rocker, (House M.D.) Robert Chase, James Wilson,

Ships: FitzSimmons, Lance Hunter/Leopold Fitz, Huntingbird, Clintasha, Hulkeye, BlackHulkeye, Static Quake, Daisy Johnson/Piper, Mack/Yo-Yo, Foggy Nelson/Matt Murdock, Wilson Fisk/James Welsey, Luke Cage/Danny Rand, Birdflash, Malcolm West/Joey Wilson, Rachel Roth/Garfield Logan, Leonard Snart/Barry Allen, Oliver Queen/Kara Danvers/Barry Allen, Cisco Ramon/Barry Allen, Mick Rory/Raymond Palmer, Leonard Snart/Raymond Palmer, Tony DiNozzo/Jimmy Palmer, Tony Dinozzo/Nick Torres/Jimmy Palmer, Nick Torres/Jimmy Palmer, Sam Hanna/G Callen, G Callen/Eric Beale, Kensi Blye/Marty Deeks, MoReid, Emily Prentiss/JJ, WolfStar, Jacob Kowalski/Newt Scamander, Newtmas, Rose/9th Doctor, Clara Oswald/11th Doctor, Sabriel, Destiel, Skysolo, Chulu, McKirk, Spirk, McSpirk, Jack Frost/Hiccup Haddock, Ty/Revvit, Adrienette, Marinette Dupen-Chang/Kagami Tsurugi/Adrien Agreste, Zilo, Merthur, Morgana Pendragon/Gwen, HollowHeart, FloatingFire, Aragorn/Legolas, Samwise Gamgee/Frodo Baggins, Meriadoc Brandybuck/Peregrin Took, Merriadoc Brandybuck/Samwise Gamgee/Frodo Baggins/Peregin Took, Bagginshield, Ben Gates/Riley Poole, Troy Bolton/Ryan Evans, Three/One, Bucky/Zed, Archie Andrews/Jughead Jones, Veronica Lodge/Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge/Archie Andrews/Betty Cooper/Jughead Jones, Sebastian Smythe/Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez/Brittany Pierce, Jake Puckerman/Ryder Lynn, Unique Adams/Marley Rose, Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Armando Muñoz/Alex Summers, Peter Maximoff/Kurt Wagner, Clay Jensen/Alex Standall, Clay Jensen/Tony Padilla, Jessica Davis/Justin Foley, Jake Holling/Noah Carver, Brody Romero/Preston Tien, Hayley Foster/Calvin Maxwell, Tyler Navarro/Riley Griffen, Jayden Shiba/Antonio Garcia, Mike/Kevin, Devon Daniels/Ravi Shaw/Zoey Reeves/Nate Silva, Devon Daniels/Nate Silva, Casey Rhodes/RJ, Vida Rocca/Xander Blye/Chip Thorn, Nick Russell/Chip Thorn, Jack Landors/Syd Drew/Sky Tate/Z Delgado/Bridge Carson, Jack Landors/Bridge Carson, Will Aston/Mackenzie Hartford, Ronny Robinson/Rose Ortiz, Scott Truman/Summer Landsdown/Dillon/Fynn McAllistair/Ziggy Grover, Dillon/Ziggy Grover, Scott Truman/Flynn McAllistair, Shane Clarke/Dustin Brooks, Zayto/Ollie Akana, Zayto/Ollie Akana/Javi Garcia, McDanno, Jerry Ortega/Max Bergman, Quentin Coldwater/Eliot Waugh, Nico di Angelo/Leo Valdez, Piper McLean/Jason Grace, Jace Herondale/Simon Lewis, Alec Lightwood/Simon Lewis, Jace Herondale/Clary Fray/Simon Lewis, Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood/Simon Lewis, Malec, Dave/Klaus Hargreeves, Eudora Patch/Diego Hargreeves, Julianna Callaghan/Sam Braddock, Lewis Young/Spike Scarlatti, Sam Braddock/Spike Scarlatti, Donald Duck/Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera, Claire Nunez/Toby McGuire/Jim Lake Jr., Jim Lake Jr./Krel Tarron, Jim Lake Jr./Hisirdoux Casperan, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Monroe/Rosalee Calvert/Nick Burkhardt, Nickroe, Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey, Horatio Caine/Eric Delko, Syrus Truesdale/Jaden Yuki, Atemu/Yugi Moto, Tarlos, Russley, Todoroki Shouto/Midoriya Izuku, KamiDeku, Mirio Togata/Tamaki Amajiki (Miritama?), Kelly Severide/Matthew Casey, Greg "Mouse" Gerwitz/Jay Halstead, Will Halstead/Connor Rhodes

All my ships that don't have names (that I know of) are dominant to submissive. In the case of a threesome, it's top/switch/bottom.

I'm also a huge fan of some cool YouTubers and bands, but writing about real people makes me extremely uncomfortable. So, if you see stories about YouTubers or bands/musicians, please go easy.

Update May 02, 2020: Also, listen! If I say I ship real people, it just means I think they'd make a cute couple. I'm not one of those fans that shove it on every platform I have an account for, but if I see a cute fanart, then I'll repost it, if I see a good fanfiction then I'll read it, and if I get a plot bunny then I'll write it and maybe post it. This does NOT mean I don't respect the relationship the people are already in, nor does it mean I don't respect them in general. I love these people for what they've done for me; I'm not going to go and put ships they may not be comfortable with all up in their faces and make them feel uncomfortable. Stop bashing the ships for the people who go too extreme and don't hate on those who think the ships would be cute. Just because you don't like the ships doesn't mean you get to spoil them for everyone else. Thank you.

YouTubers: Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan, Gio Navas, Superfruit, Overly Sarcastic Productions, Superfruit, Daniel Howell, AmazingPhil, DanandPhilGAMES, Connor Franta, Alonzo Lerone, David Dobrik/Vlog Squad, Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, Crankgameplays, Jon Cozart, Thomas Sanders, Peter Hollens, NateWantsToBattle, GT Live/The Game Theorists/The Film Theorists/The Food Theorists

Ships: Tyler/Troye/Connor (Tronler?), Scomiche, Phan, Septiplier, Crankiplier, Mark/Nate (Nateplier?), NatePat

Bands/Musicians: Carrie Underwood, Francesca Battistelli, Kelly Clarkson, Kelsea Ballerini, Lindsey Stirling, Mattie and Tae, Panic! At The Disco, Pentatonix, Plumb, Queen, Red, SHeDAISY, Skillet, Superfruit, Billie Eilish

Musicals: Hamilton, Be More Chill, Heathers, Dear Evan Hansen

Ships: Lams, Thomas Jefferson/Alexander Hamilton, Lafayette/Hercules Mulligan/Alexander Hamilton/John Laurens, Jeremy Heere/Michael Mell, Rich Goranski/Jake Dillinger, Chandler/Duke/Veronica/McNamara, Evan Hansen/Connor Murphy/Jered Kleinman

Foursomes include: dominant/switch/switch/submissive

I write a lot of fanfiction as you've probably already guessed by my published stories. I like writing hurt/comfort and adventure and humor. I also write on a wide range of A/Us from Superheroes to A/B/O.

I do, of course, take requests and if you've got one, hit me with it, I love to see what you guys have to say. I do not, however, do death scenes so please don't ask about them. I'll do just about anything, but not a death scene. Or a sex scene.

May the Force be with you nerds.

~AndiKaneUnderwood

Okay, so I've been thinking about some things for requests I take and I've decided to lay down a few rules.

Rule 1.) No death or sex.

The most sex you'll ever get in a story or one-shot of mine is kissing and suggestive language and/or actions and I don't do death scenes. Too personal for me. If anything, I'll glance over it and show the characters' reactions, but nothing more. If you see a death scene in a story of mine, please know that it took all my courage to deliver it for you guys and that I likely won't be doing another one anytime soon.

Thank you.

Rule 2.) Reminders

Listen, I know I have prompts to get out, I have like three I'm working on now. Usually, I do them in the order I get them and I promise I'm working to fill all the prompts I've been given.

I'm very easily distracted and my attention span is very small, I'm working on it. I promise I'll have your prompt out soon. If you'd like to send reminders every once in a while, I encourage you to do so, but please don't remind me every time you talk to me.

Rule 3.) Returns

I rarely do, but if I contact you and say that I'm unable to do your story, please don't take it personally. It's not anything to do with you or your prompt (usually), it's just that I'm a busy person with a busy schedule and sometimes, things are too much. For example, multi-chapter fics will take much longer than a one-shot and sometimes, I'll have to return them because I'm so busy I won't be able to get anything done. I've already done it twice for two prompts, one of which I wish I hadn't had to because I loved the prompt and wanted to write it, so please know it's honestly not because of you or your prompt (usually), it's just because I'm so busy I can't get to it and I don't like leaving people waiting for too long.

Rule 4.) Questions

If I ask you questions, it's because I don't understand something in the prompt or because I'd like to know if you wouldn't mind me changing something about the prompt or universe it's in.

I also have questions about the book and those I don't mind either, please feel free to ask, but not so many at once, okay? Please?

Rule 5.) Multiple Prompts

Multiple prompts are okay, but after you've submitted them, please don't submit anymore, let me work on your prompts first, then you can ask for more.

Rule 6.) Rape/Non-Con

Not a fan, but I'll write it, not explicitly. It'll be kind of like sex, but a little more detailed (in the moment) and more about the aftermath than anything else.

Rue 7.) Shipping

I will write for just about any ship. If you want me to write something specific for a ship, please don't hesitate to ask, I'd love to. Just go easy with same-sex relationships, okay? I'm not used to writing them yet.

I think that's all. Okay, please be sure to follow these rules.

Thank you!

~FF~FF~FF

Bullies!

Hey you, yeah, you!

See that boy your teasing for doing his homework in homeroom? Last night, he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you talk about loudly in front of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow in shitty, thin clothes because his family is too poor to buy proper ones.

See the boy that you call stupid because he walks with a limp? His mother is abusive so he takes all the blows so his father doesn't get hurt.

See the girl you called a slut for getting pregnant at sixteen? She was raped in an alley in the middle of the night.

Please, re-Post this if you are against bullying.