At an apartment/hideout in Gotham city, the infamous Harley Quinn is sitting on her couch watching Tv, feeling sad for herself. Harley looks behind a trash can full of photos and items of her now ex-boyfriend, Joker.
"Why did I even fall in love with that jerk?" Harley thought as she went back to the Tv and flipped through channels and sighs "why can't I find a real man in my life,"
Harley changes the channel until she stops at the news report about a major bank robbery in New York City.
"The bank robbers were led by a criminal known as Shocker they're almost succeeded but Spider-man helped the NYPD with arresting the criminals," said the news anchor, then showing a couple of clips of Spider-man fighting the bank robbers and Shocker.
Harley grinned from ear to ear, seeing Spider-man, and thought, "now that's a man right there," then, an idea popped into Harley's nutty brain. "Wait a minute, of course, I see it now I should hook up with Spider-man. I mean his funny with those quips of his, he seems caring, and the bonus," Harley pauses the Tv toward an image of Spider-man backside'' "he really got a cute butt,"
Harley then goes to her bedroom and goes to her closet. She pulls a large suitcase and starts putting clothes, costumes, and a few of her favorite weapons into the suitcase.
Then a question pops into Harley's mind "I wonder if Spider-man has a girlfriend?" Harley thinks for a moment, then shakes her head "who cares besides once he gets a load of me he probably dumps that girl he is seeing,"
Harley finished packing her suitcase. She put on a disguise that included black sunglasses, a grey zip-up jacket, a pink shirt, blue jeans, and brown boots. Harley went to her garage that has a classic red Lincoln continental. Harley gets in the car, puts her suitcase into the backseat, then goes to the glove department and pulls out the car keys. She put them into the car ignition and started the car up. Harley presses the garage opener, and the garage door opens.
"Here I come Spider-man," Harley thought as her car peeled out of her garage.