One night in New York City, Spider-man was swinging around the city on his nightly patrol, looking out for any crime that could happen in a split second. Spider-man turns around the corner of the building when he hears.

"Someone help!"

Spider-man looks down to see a woman in a hoodie getting cornered by a mugger holding a pistol to her head in an alleyway.

"Crime never sleeps in this city," Spider-man thought as he came down to the alleyway.

The mugger sees Spider-man, and he quickly drops the gun. "I surrender," and the mugger quickly runs away.

"That was easy," Spiderman thought as he went to the women first before dealing with the mugger "hey are you okay ma'am?"

The woman didn't show her face, but Spider-man could see a grin. "Oh I'm alright actually better now that you're here,"

"Why that?"

Spider-man spider-sense went off, and the woman pulled a purple and green spray can, and she sprayed it in Spider-man before he knocked the can away.

"What do you think you're doing?" said Spider-man. Then he felt dizzy, seeing spots in his vision, his body felt like jelly, and he fell to the ground and passed out.

The woman takes off her hood to reveal Harley Quinn and looks down at the pass-out Spider-man.

"I got myself a spider, this is going to be fun," Harley thought.

Four hours later

Spider-man slowly wakes up to see that he's handcuffed to a swivel chair and in a dusty warehouse full of old amusement park rides.

"What the hell is going on?" Spider-man thought as he tried to break out of his cuffs, but he was half strength

"Glad you're awake Spidey," Spider-man turns to see Harley Quinn holding a baseball bat. She had her clown makeup, had her hair in pigtails, and was wearing her black and red vest, pants, and boots,

"Harley! Aren't you supposed to be Gotham?!"

"Nope, I'm thinking about staying in the big apple,"

"Why,"

"Let me just say something that caught my attention," Harley goes and sits on Spider-man's lap.

"I'm you want to see the Mets?"

Harley laughs "god no I want to see a certain bug,"

"Wait me why?"

"I'll cut to the chase before you make any more smart quips," Harley then straddles the hero. "I want you,"

"Wait wait aren't you with Jorker?"

Harley made a sour look. "I'm not with that ass-hat anymore. Why would I be with him where I can be with you," Harley makes a grin

"Um, I think you should try tinder and find someone else better suited than me,"

"Hell no you're perfect for me," Harley rubs her fingers on Spider-man's chest. "You've got humor, sweet, and I'm sure under that mask you're handsome,"

"Thanks but I do have something romantic to say about us,"

"What's that?"

"Better cuffs," Spider-man breaks the handcuffs.

Harley quickly gets off of Spider-man as he stands up, rubs his wrist, and looks at Harley.

"Okay I'll let you off with a warning Harley and I won't tell Batman about this if I don't do this stunt again,"

Harley considers her options and says, "okay Spidey I'll be on my best behavior," she smiles.

"Why do I think she is doing something," Spider-man thought as he walked out of the warehouse.

"Good thing he didn't know my little gift that left him," Harley thought as she pulled out her phone to see a map and moving target "poor Spidey he doesn't know that I love a challenge,"