I Don't any of these characters. P.S. I tried my best in trying to do research on the possible wedding. I am sorry if I offend someone or their culture. Please let me know how I could improve.
'Okay, stay calm,' Peter repeated in his head. 'What's the worst that could happen.'
A series of unfortunate events flashed through his thoughts, from forgetting his vows to tripping when trying to get to the end of the aisle, or that Shuri would change her mind. Peter tried to calm his breath as his thoughts continued to spiral, however, now his thoughts were becoming more improbable.
"Oh my god, what if a grape man comes and kills us all while trying to complete his rock collection!" Peter exclaimed.
Steve, who had opened the door and stuck his head into the room to ask Peter about all the noise, could feel his eyes widen in disbelief as he heard the rambling. Unwilling to be a part of what Peter was experiencing, he quickly and quietly shut the door while shaking his head.
Only Steves whisper of "That's Tony's kid alright." was the only evidence of his presence.
Steve was quick to get to Tony, where he was waiting with the other groomsmen. The best man, in particular, looked close to passing out due to being in the same room with his heroes and being in Wakanda. Ned was a constant stream of rambling to himslef.
When Steve arrives, everyone turns at his quick entrance, due to him tripping and falling on top of Tony who was on the sofa.
"Not that I don't like this position, but is there a reason that you have just thrown yourself at me?" Tony asked, just a click was heard, though Tony was too focused on Steve to hear it. In the corner, Clint quietly giggled at the blackmail he just gained.
"Peter needs you! He is talking about grapes, and how they murder! Wait I think it was the rock collection that is causing the grapes to murder. I don't know and I don't wike it." Steve was quick to explain, murmuring the last two sentences to himself, though Tony was still close enough to hear.
"I always knew that you can't unfreeze someone like a toaster strudel and expect them to be perfectly alright," Rhodey whispered to himself from where he sat across from the previously seated Tony, worried about the Captain's mental state.
Bruce, who was sitting near him, in a black suit with a light blue checkered button-up, choked on the sip of water he was drinking wetting Clint, and his black button-up shirt and dress pants. Clint pouted while attempting to dry himself.
"Don't worry Capsicle, I'll calm Peter down. Also, not that it's relevant, but did you get any brain scans done after you were defrosted?" Tony questioned.
"Tony scantrons don't matter right now, Peter needs your help!" Steve exclaimed.
"Steve, I literally said a Brain scan you useless iced americano."
"Tony I don't care about what you said, Peter is worried about his rock collection on his wedding day, help him!"
"I'll have you know that my thoughts are invaluable, you wet sock! There are thousands that would do anything to hear my thoughts, and here you are like the fossil you are, not caring!"
"Tony! Just go help Peter!"
"I know I will."
". . ."
"Tony, what aren't you leaving?!"
Tony stared up at Steve with a deadpanned face.
"I haven't moved because there is a 100 and something-year-old defrosted Slab Of Meat that seems to enjoy laying on top of me!" Tony started calmly, only to begin to raise his voice near the end.
Steve blush, stuttering out an apology as he got off of Tony. Who quickly began brushing his Kingsman-styled black suit as he stood and began to walk to where Peter was. Muttering about fossils having a delayed brain process. By the time Tony made it outside of Peter's room, he quickly adjusted his burgundy tie. Seemingly happy with himself, and his groomsmen matching outfit, he entered the room with gusto.
Only to stop short at Peter's appearance. Tony could feel his eyes begin to water seeing Peter in his burgundy suit, with a burgundy form-fitting kaftan that had buttons to the side. However Tony stopped short at Peter's distraught face.
Peter, who had been left alone for the past couple of minutes had quickly worked himself up in thinking up the worst-case scenarios.
"I'm going to die, someone's going to collect a peter-man statue on their mantel!" Peter exclaimed to himself, making Tony's, who had just entered, face to distort.
"Underoos Calm down," Tony started as he walked up to Peter, who was startled and put his hands on Peter's shoulders. "Today is going to be one of the most amazing days of your life, don't worry about grapes, your rock collection, or your corpse being on the mantel." Peter paled at the end of the sentence.
"Hey, Hey, don't go passing out on me now cucciolo." Peter calmed at the familiar nickname. "You don't have anything to worry about unless of course, you don't love Shuri as much as you claim?" Tony asked, getting the reaction he had hoped for.
Peter sputtered before exclaiming, "Of course I love her. I can't see my future without her in it. She is so beautiful and smart and amazing and did I say smart. Dad I… I wish for no other privilege than to have her in my life! She is willing to have me, Me! as her husband." Peter began to tear up as he continued. "What if she regrets me, I am a nobody…."
"Peter!" Tony exclaimed, shocking Peter out of his rant. "Cucciolo," he continued more gently, "you are not a nobody, you are Peter Parker-Stark, I did not almost get murdered by your Aunt for shared custody for you to see yourself as anything but worthy. Your mother and father would be proud of you, from what May has told me. May is proud of you, she would be telling you this but she is with your bride to be as a maid of honor." Tony said, beginning to smile, as he saw Peter's goofy smile. "Now, remember that I love you, though you are not my biological son, you are my son in every way that counts." seeing Peter's face of uncertainty, Tony rushed to continue, "Hey! I know that look and we have gone over this. Spider-man is not why I love you, I love Peter Parker. The bright young man who shines so bright you give me an excuse to wear glasses indoors, not that I need one. Cucciolo, let me fix your hair, after all that pulling you put it through, so that we can walk out there and get you married to your love." Tony finished with a gentle smile.
"Okay, dad."
Tony was quick to style Peter's hair in a messy yet neat pushed-back side part. Once Tony finished he gave Peter a once over, before nodding and leading Peter to the room where their friends were waiting.
"Did you see that Capsicle?" Tony queried the moment he entered the room.
"Tony, What are you talking about? Well, I am glad to see that you are capable of calming down your own son." Steve said with slight confusion in his voice, from where he sat with Bucky, who had been with Shuri up to that point. Steve had previously been talking to Rhodey, Bruce, and Clint, while Scott had been running around in his tiny form with his ant friends.
"I was just showing you how to walk into a room without throwing yourself at someone nor groping them." Steve blushed.
"Dad!"
"Really Punk!"
"Tony!"
"Stark!"
"Anthony!" Everyone turned at Clint's exclamation. "What I thought we were saying Tony's name in different ways," Clint muttered sheepishly. Sighs were the only audible responses.
