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The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
S3 E14a: Nature Nerds
Freddy, Bonnie, and Foxy were in the living room watching a YouTube series on their laptop. What were they watching? Brave Wilderness, DUH!
"Welcome scrats to Brave Wilderness!" a tall Australian man with a big brown mustache jumped in front of the camera in the forest. "I'm Hound E. Wilds!" he introduced himself.
"WHO-HOO!" Freddy raised his arms in the air happily.
"Born and raised in the jungle ever since I was a baby, I came out like a MAN!" Hound E. Wilds flexed his muscles. The sleeve of his light brown shirt ripped into shreds as his veins bulged out of his biceps. "EEEE YAH!" he completely tore out of his shirt using his strength and he jumped into the river.
*SPLASH!*
Several splashes of water were heard, and he came out with an entire SEABASS in his hand. "LOO LOO LEEEEEEE!" Hound E. Wilds let out a battle cry and started to chow down on the bass. "MAN!" he shouted, with some of the fish flying out of his mouth.
"Impressive!" Foxy applauded. "Matey can catch any fish in the ocean and come out unscathed! Ay, I wish I had that power when I was five!" he said.
"I'm trying to get on HIS level of hot and strong!" Bonnie said, comparing his biceps to Mr. Wilds.
"Tonight mates, we're in Kingshott Park, where the infamous GONGOOZLER RECENTLY MIGRATED TO!" He walked up really close to the camera lens. "We're doing to try and extract one of the Gongoozler's teeth mates, and keep it as an artifact! This is a one in one thousand chance to catch the gongoozler before it goes into a decade-long hibernation, and then migrate to a new forest to settle at!"
"Kingshott Park!" Freddy jumped out of his seat. "He was in our town!"
"You ready? Let's go, mate!" Hound E. Wilds grabbed the cameraman and they flew into the forest.
"DAHHHHHH!" The cameraman screamed.
*CLICK!*
Freddy paused the video. "Yo, WE HAVE to go to that park today and see the Gongoozler ourselves!" Freddy announced.
"Why?" Bonnie asked, who was still looking at his own muscles.
"This is a rare opportunity to catch it! You heard Hound E. Wilds! He said it is a one in one thousand chance to catch the Gongoozler! Plus, if we manage to catch its teeth, we'll be rich! That thing has to be worth lots of money! We have to go right now!"
"Money?" Foxy exclaimed. Dollar signs appeared in his eyes. "Hehe! That'll put some booty in me barrel!"
"I don't know." Bonnie was reluctant. "I mean, we don't even know what the Gongoozler looks like! We also don't even know what it can do!"
"Mr. Hot and strong wouldn't be saying that," Freddy said close to Bonnie's ear.
Bonnie got the courage, and he stood up. "I'm going!" he put his hands on his hips.
"Wait, lads, how are we going to get there?" asked Foxy. "The park be far away, and I ain't walking!"
The boys stood there for a couple of seconds, and then they all shouted: "CHICA!"
Chica was in the kitchen reading Five Nights at Freddys: The Twisted Ones. "Dar...what do they want?" She set the book down. "What?" she shouted entering the living room.
"Lass, can you take us to Kingshott Park tonight?" Foxy asked.
"Uh, why?" asked Chica. "And why at night?"
"We wanna see go the Gongoozler!" Freddy said, lightly bouncing up and down. "I mean, we wanna GO SEE the Gongoozler!" He corrected himself. "We wanna get one of its teeth and keep it!"
"Ew, that's disgusting," Chica said. "And please don't tell me you guys are watching that stupid nature wilderness crap."
"Chica, please!" Bonnie grabbed onto her angles. "Can't you trust us? I promise we aren't going to die!"
"Die, huh?" Chica thought. A thinking bubble appeared above Chica's head.
IN THE THINKING BUBBLE...
"LA LA LA LA!" Freddy, Bonnie, and Foxy were in Kingshott Park, looking for the Gongoozler. "CAMPING'S FUN!" They walked with their eyes crossed and their tongues sticking out of their mouths.
"ROAR!" They heard a roar inside of a bush.
"The Gongoozler!" Freddy exclaimed. "He's in that bush!" he pointed to the bush.
"Oops!" Chica pushed them into the bush with the Gongoozler!
*POW!**POW!**BITE!*
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" The Gongoozler beat them up in the bush. Then, three skulls flew out of the bush and landed next to Chica.
"HEHE HE!" Chica laughed.
END OF THINKING BUBBLE...
The thinking bubble vanished. "Yes!" Chica said happily. "Of course I'll take you guys to the park so you can see the Gongoozler!"
"YAY!" The three boys shouted happily. "We're going camping! We're going camping!"
"Yeah! Now, what time is it?" Chica asked and looked at her smartwatch to see the time. It was 6 PM. "Oh, it's getting late! Let me hurry up and borrow my mom's car!"
"WHO-HOO!" The boys celebrated.
"Heh, suckers," Chica said under her breath as she walked to the garage to grab her bike.
ONE BIKE RIDE TO CHICA'S MOTHER'S HOUSE LATER...
Chica arrived at her mother's house. "Mamá, Estoy Chica!" Chica rang the doorbell and knocked on the door two times.
*CLINK!*
The car keys flew out of the mail slot. "Oh!" Chica bent down to pick it up. "Gracias! Thanks, mommy!" Chica took the keys and grabbed her bike.
"GRRR!" Chica's mom growled and looked through the mail slot, watching Chica put her bike in the car and drive off.
ONE CAR RIDE BACK HOME LATER...
Chica arrived back home. "Alright guys, it's about to be night, so let's get camping!" Chica said enthusiastically.
"Oh, we're ready!" The boys said.
"GOOD!" Chica said with her eyes widely opened. "Let me just pack, and we'll hit the road!"
"Pack?" the guys were confused.
*POW!*
Fred punched a hole through the basement door. "What's going on?" he asked.
"We're going camping to Kingshott Park!" Bonnie announced. "We're going to see the Gongoozler?"
"The WHAT?" Fred shouted.
"We're going to-"
"Actually, I don't give a rip," Fred said. "Just go have fun or whatever," Fred said.
Chica came back with a giant dark blue camping bag on her back. "Eughh!" she struggled to carry it. "L-Lets go!" she said with a weak tone.
"Camping, camping! Cha Cha Cha! Camping, camping! Cha Cha Cha!" the boys sang as they marched out of the door with rhythm.
"Have fun guys!" Fred waved.
*SLAM!*
The front door closed. Fred looked around for a couple of seconds to make sure that he was home alone. "Heh, heh." Fred chuckled to himself. "Time for Fred's alone time." He jumped on the reclining chair in the living room, turned the TV on, and grabbed a tissue box.
BACK WITH THE GANG...
Chica was driving for about twenty minutes with the boys. "Your destination is ten minutes away." the global positioning system announced.
"Almost there," Chica said to herself as she drove her mother's car.
"Chica, why'd you bring this giant bag?" Bonnie asked, looking at her camping bag which was in the shotgun seat.
"Well, we're camping, duh!" Chica said. "We need to bring toiletries, food, medical care, lighters, and other important stuff! We're not at home you know!"
"But lass, the wild GIVES you all of those things," announced Foxy.
*SCREECH!*
Chica slammed on the breaks, unbuckled her seatbelt, put the park into park mode, and rapidly turned around. "Please don't tell me that-" Chica looked at the boys in the backseat. They had NOTHING with them!
"Hi!" Bonnie waved.
"WHY DID YOU GUYS BRING NOTHING?" Chica shouted.
"Nature GIVES you everything you NEED to survive, Chica!" said Freddy. "You need to watch more Brave Wilderness."
"You guys are seriously believing everything that that stupid show tells you?" Chica shouted. But then, the thinking bubble came back.
IN THE THINKING BUBBLE...
Freddy, Bonnie, and Foxy were in the park and they were tired, hungry, and filthy.
"So hungry..." exclaimed Freddy, who rubbed his stomach, sitting in the grass.
"So tired," Bonnie said, who was sitting in a tree.
"So, filthy," Foxy said and he fell on his knees.
"Duh..." They all passed out.
"HEHE HE!" Chica laughed at the boys who were literally DYING.
END OF THINKING BUBBLE...
The thinking bubble vanished. "Silly me! You boys are right! Good thinking!" Chica said with a sprinkle of sarcasm. "I need to watch more Brave Wilderness! Heh!"She turned back around and proceeded to drive. "Heh. heh." Chica laughed under her breath.
ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATER...
They arrived at Kingshott Park.
*BEEP!*
Chica locked the car using the keys and they entered the park.
"Ahhh." Freddy smelled the air. "Chica, let's go!" he shouted to Chica, who was behind everyone else.
"Coming!" she said struggling to carry her camping bag.
"Lass, why not leave it in the car? We told you we don't need it!"
"Eh, just leave her alone," Bonnie said nudging Foxy. "Let her learn for herself."
It was about 7:30 PM. The sun started to go down, leaving a beautiful pink and orange color in the sky.
"I can't wait to see the Gongoozler!" Freddy said, excitedly.
"Mateys, where's Chica?" Foxy asked. The boys turned around and saw Chica, setting up near the entrance of the park.
"What are you doing Chica?" asked Bonnie.
"Setting up our tent!" she answered, opening up her camping bag.
"Chica, we have to go further into the forest!" Freddy announced. "Away from civilization and other people." Freddy pointed to DEEP in the forest, which was surrounded by trees. The path was PITCH BLACK.
"Oh, my word." Chica facepalmed and struggled to put everything back in her camping bag. "Grrr..." She growled after failing to put everything back properly. Her umbrella was sticking out of the bag.
"Camping, camping! Cha Cha Cha!" the boys chanted as they walked down the path. The sun was completely down and the sky was set to a nightly dark blue color.
Chica saw dozens of yellow eyes in the bushes as she walked through. "GRRRRR!" animals in the bushes growled. Chica's hair started to stand and she tiptoed behind the boys.
"This looks like a good place to set up camp!" Freddy announced. There were four tree stumps arranged in a circle and a pile of burnt-up sticks in the middle. "Hey, a free cap!" Freddy picked up an orange baseball cap that was on one of the stumps. "I always wanted an orange cap!"
"Hey, it's like nature set this up FOR us, mateys!" said Foxy, who sat down on one of the tree stumps. "Ahh." he looked up at the trees. "This is the way to live your life."
"Well, we've been on the road for quite a bit, so I think it's time to grab a snack!" said Freddy.
"Finally!" Chica threw her bag on the ground, unzipped it, and took out a Snickers bar from one of the pockets. "Ahh." Chica unwrapped the tasty snack and bit into it.
"Chica!" Foxy announced.
"What?" she asked. "You think I'm going to go back to Candyland or something?"
"No!" Foxy said.
"What then? Is Blue Guy going to come out of nowhere and try to take it?"
"Well, he is right now." Freddy pointed to Chica. Who was behind Chica? BLUE GUY!
"Sorry." Blue Guy said. "I got hungry."
*GRAB!*
A wolf grabbed Blue Guy by his legs and dragged him DEEP into the forest. "AAAAAAAAAAA!" Blue Guy screamed, and his voice got quieter as he was being dragged away
"Yeah, there are no threats at all." Chica bit into the snickers again, looking in the direction the wolf went. "You guys are overreacting."
"NO!" Bonnie shouted. "You can't eat that kind of food here! That has chocolate and peanut butter!"
"Yeah, animals can sense the sweet smell of candy from FAR away!" Freddy said.
"SQUEAK! SQUEAK!" two squirrels appeared next to the pile of sticks, and their attention was on Chica.
"Oh no, two itsy bitsy squirrels are going to eat some of my food!" Chica said sarcastically. "Oh my, I'm so scared."
"I thought only spiders were itsy bitsy." Bonnie scratched his head. Foxy looked at him angrily.
"Anyways, you two little cuties probably want a piece of this-" Chica went to break a piece of the snicker bar but then-
"HISS!" The squirrels hissed at Chica, and they jumped on her.
"AHHH!" Chica sprung off of the tree stump she was sitting on. She dropped the snickers bar, but the squirrels were upon her. "GET OFF OF ME!" Chica squirmed around to get the squirrels off. They then JUMPED inside of her PANTS from the back! "AAAAAAAHHHHHH! THERE ARE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!"
"S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!" Bonnie rapped. Foxy and Freddy looked at him angrily.
"Sorry."
"AHHHHH!" Chica rolled on the ground and then rapidly got up. "GET THEM OUT!" she stomped on the tree stump to hopefully force them out. After that failed, she grabbed a stick and hit her leg with it. "GET OUT! OW! GET OUT! OW!" she repeatedly smacked her leg with the stick, which hurt her in the process. "AAAAAAHHH! GUYS CAN YOU ACT LIKE YOU CARE!"
"Oh yeah!" Freddy just remembered something. "Use water! Squirrels hate water!"
"AAHHHHHH!" Chica walked over to her camping bag like a penguin and took out her water bottle.
*SQUIRT!*
She squired it all over her pants, and they were soaking wet. "BLAH!" the squirrels ran out of her pants through the leg openings.
"Ugh..." Chica groaned and she threw herself on the tree stump. "Well, I have no water," she said looking in the empty bottle.
"Squeak! Squeak!" the two squirrels went in her camping bag, and took out ALL of her snacks.
"What the-HEY!" Chica got up, but it was too late. The squirrels ran away with three bags of Chippy Chips, two more Snickers bars, honey graham crackers, and a ham sandwich.
"Hehe!" The rodents turned around and let out a cute little laugh before leaving.
"A ham sandwich?" Freddy exclaimed watching the squirrels. "With no mustard or anything?"
"OH COME ON!" Chica shouted. "You GUYS just WATCHED them steal my FOOD, and you didn't DO ANYTHING!"
"Meh, it doesn't matter, that would've caused more trouble anyway," Bonnie said. "Who knows, you could've got a bear on us. They love honey graham crackers."
"AHHHH!" Chica screamed. "Guess what? We have NO FOOD!"
Freddy, Bonnie, and Foxy laughed. "We said this before, and we'll say this again. NATURE GIVES YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED!" he said. Freddy picked up a log on the ground, revealing a colony of termites that crawled all around it. "Eat Up!" Freddy stood up holding the log, and Foxy stood next to him. "Blehhhh!" They made funny noises and they opened their mouths. The termites crawled into their mouths one by one.
*CRUNCH!**CRUNCH!*
After enough of them went entered their mouths, they closed them and started to chew.
"EWWW!" Chica covered her mouth to prevent herself from vomiting. "What's Bonnie eating?"
"Mooo!" Bonnie mooed like a cow on the ground. He chewed on grasses and leaves.
"You guys CAN'T be serious!" Chica cried. "Like, WHAT THE HECK!"
"Yeah, you're right!" Freddy said. "We need a Bev!" Freddy dropped the log and swallowed his termites. Foxy and Bonnie followed Freddy. "AHHHH!" They laid on the ground and sipped water from a small puddle that was a couple of feet away. A SNAKE was drinking from the same puddle.
Chica watched the boys in AGONY. "This better had been WORTH IT!" she said to herself. "I just want to see the Giant Goose thing to beat them up already!"
"Oh yeah, that was good," Bonnie said and they walked back to the tree stumps. "Wait Chica, you didn't eat!"
"Nope, I'm FINE!" Chica shouted. "Anyways, since you guys ate, we should go hunt for that monter thingy now!"
"Chica, we can't SEARCH for the Gongoozler!" Foxy announced. "It's very sensitive! It can hear us from far away, and we'll never be able to catch it!"
"Gee, you need to watch more Brave Wilderness, Chica," Bonnie said. "Since you're the only one with a phone, you should watch some episodes."
"WHAT! YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE YOUR PHONES!" Chica shouted. "How come I'm the one suffering if I came prepared..." she said to herself.
"Anyway, to get you back up to speed, we need to LURE the Gongoozler to us catch it, and pull out one of its teeth!" Freddy explained.
"Oh, come on..." Chica covered her face. She scratched her leg through her cold and wet jeans. She then rubbed her grumbling stomach and stuck out her dry tongue. "Por Qué..." she said.
"Anyways, we're going to sleep, and hopefully the Gongoozler is near enough for us to catch it," Bonnie said as he rubbed two sticks together to make a fire.
*FWOOSH!*
The twigs caught on fire and the heat emissions from the fire made Chica feel hungry.
"Anyways, we better sleep now," Freddy said. He laid down on the log. To Chica, it looked very uncomfortable to sleep on. "Ugh, goodnight I guess." Chica grabbed a bush and covered herself with it while sleeping on the ground.
Bonnie opened one eye and saw Chica on the ground with the bush. "Chica! Why are you covering yourself with poison ivy?" he asked.
*POP!**POP!*
Pimples appeared on Chica's face. "AHHHHH!" Chica screamed and ripped the poison ivy bush off of her. She had giant red rashes on her hands and arms and boy, did they sting like HELL.
"Also lass, you don't want to sleep on the ground, there are some spiders that like to burrow underground, and-" Foxy spoke.
Chica got off of the ground and saw a spider on her chest. "AHHHHHH!" She smacked it off. "I HATE THIS!"
"Well you're the one that agreed to come, we asked you," Freddy said. "Anyways, good night!"
"Oh my..." Chica jumped back onto her tree stump and she wrapped her arms around her legs in fear, with her camping bag on her back. "Nowhere is safe, nowhere is safe!"
7 HOURS LATER...
Chica was in the same position as seven hours ago. Her arms legs were shaking as they were extremely numb. Chica's beautiful yellow hair was frizzled up and all over the place. "Gongoozler, where are YOU?" her eyes were wide open and she had a big uncomfortable smile on her face. She rapidly looked in all directions. "Oh, hello little termite!" she picked up a termite and threw it in her mouth. "KE KE KE DOO DOO!" Chica's eyes were crossed.
*GRIND!**GRIND!*
Chica heard a strange grinding noise. "Who's thereeeeeee?" she asked, with the same ugly smile on her face. There were a pair of glowing green eyes and a pair of glowing red eyes in a bush. "Ooh, hello pretty Christmas lights!" The eyes came extremely close until the creature was completely out of the bush.
"SSSSSSSSTHHHH!" the creature hissed. It was the GONGOOZLER! It stomped towards Chica with its big bushy feet.
"Hi, pretty monster!" Chica stared at the Gongoozler in its four glowing eyes. "EAT MY FRIENDS!" Chica pointed to the boys and tried to get the gongoozler to focus on them,
"SSSSSSTHHHH!" The gongoozler hissed once again. It was interested in Chica!
"AAAHHHH!" Chica screamed, and she snapped out of her insanity.
"Huh, what the?" Freddy woke up with his eyes half-open. He saw the big giant Gongoozler stomping towards Chica! "The Gongoozler!" Freddy got up. "YO!" He shook Bonnie with his left hand and FOxy with his right.
"Huh? What lad?" Foxy asked. He turned and SAW the Gongoozler. "Oh ^#%!" he swore.
"Get him!" Bonnie did a backflip and landed behind the Gongoozler. "STOP right there!" he wrapped his arms around the Gongoozler.
"SSSSSSSTTTTTHHHHHH!" the gongoozler broke out of Bonnie's arms and walked towards Chica.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Chica screamed and she scratched her face as the rashes and pimples from the poison ivy started to itch horribly. "Why does it like ME?" she shrieked.
*KICK!*
The Gongoozler was kicked in the back by Bonnie.
"SSSTHH!" the Gongoozler turned to Bonnie.
"Yeah, now open your mouth so we can have your-"
*SPIT!*
The Gongoozler spit on Bonnie, and a BLOB of purple saliva was on his face. "EW!" Bonnie wiped it off; it was extremely slimy. The Gongoozler turned back around and headed BACK to Chica!
"LEAVE ME!" Chica took off her left shoe and threw it at it.
*CHOMP!*
Her shoe went right in its mouth.
"Try the right shoe, lass! It hates righties!" announced Foxy.
Chica threw her right shoe. The Gongoozler ate it. "AAAAAAH!" Chica screamed.
"Is that even true?" Bonnie asked, still covered in the slime.
"No," responded Foxy. "Har! Har!"
*SPLAT!*
Bonnie wiped some of the salivae on Foxy. "GRR!" Foxy growled in response.
*POW!**POW!*
Bonnie and Foxy fought.
"What do you want from me?" Chica had no choice but to throw her entire camping bag at the Gongoozler.
*THUD!*
Her camping bag landed next to the big brown and hairy monster. "SSSSTTTHHH!" It looked down at the camping bag and gave it one big hiss. It revealed its big sharp and yellow teeth and proceeded to stop on the camping bag.
"MY STUFF!" Chica screamed.
*STOMP!*TEAR!**SCRATCH!*
"SSSTTHHH!" the monster completely tore up the bag, and all of its contents were scattered across the ground. "Meh." the Gongoozler shrugged its shoulders, and it's four red and green eyes dimmed. It turned around to walk back to the forest.
"NO!" Bonnie shouted. "IT'S LEAVING! WE'LL NEVER GET ITS TOOTH!"
*POW!*
Foxy punched Bonnie while he was distracted. "Hah!"
*KICK!*
Bonnie kicked him in his crouch. "So, you wanna keep fighting? Because there's more where that came from!" Foxy didn't respond, and he just collapsed to the floor.
"AHHH!" Freddy grabbed the Gongoozler by its thick and hairy legs to prevent it from leaving. "DON'T LEAVE! WE WANT YOUR TOOTH!"
"SSSTH!" The Gongoozler got aggravated and kicked Freddy off of his legs.
"AHHH!" Freddy fell to the ground.
"We need something strong!" Bonnie rapidly looked around, to hopefully find something that could help "Wait a minute, Chica, is that my kangaroo caller?" he pointed to something on the ground.
"Huh?" Chica bent down and kicked up a brown kazoo. "This?"
"YES!" Bonnie shouted. "Blow on it, fast!"
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!*
"Hmm?" The Gongoozler's eyes got bright again, and it looked around with a confused look.
*POW!*
A Kangaroo came out of a bush and it kicked the Gongoozler in its mouth.
"GRRRR!" The big black hairy monter got angry, and it spits at the kangaroo. The kangaroo dodged the big purple blob of saliva, and it jumped in the air to attack the monter once again.
*POW!*
The kangaroo hit the Gongoozler in the mouth with its tail, and a tooth fell out of its mouth.
"OWWWW!" The Gongoozler yelled, covering its mouth. It ran away into the distance.
"Brrr. Brr!" The kangaroo picked up the tooth from the ground and handed it to Freddy. After Freddy accepted it, the kangaroo happily bounced back into the forest.
*HAPPY HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS*
"Oh my GOD!" Freddy raised the tooth in the air. "WE GOT THE GONZOOLERS TOOTH!" he shouted.
"YAY!" The gang jumped up in the air. Their clothes and faces were brown and full of dirt, and Chica had missing shoes, tears in her clothing, and pimples and rashes all over her.
"Chica, how did you know the Gongoozler hated camping bags?" Foxy asked.
"It hated camping bags?" she asked." I mean, duh! Of course, I knew that!"
"THANKS, CHICA!" They all hugged her for a couple of seconds.
"Hey, Chica you blew on that kangaroo caller right?" Bonnie asked with a smirk on his face.
"Yeah, and?"
"I BLEW on it before! You know what that means?"
"What?"
"You INDIRECTLY KISSED ME!" Bonnie shouted, pointing right into Chica's face.
"You've got to be kidding me." Chica facepalmed.
"I kissed Chica two EPISODES in a row!" Bonnie danced. "Beat that, Foxy!"
Foxy hissed his teeth. "Mateys, let's get out of here!"
*CLICK!*
They heard a random clicking sound, and the sun went immediately up out of nowhere.
"Let's go home!" said Freddy and they all walked to the exit.
"AAAAHHHHHH!" Blue Guy ran past the gang. "WOLF DRIVING!"
"Huh?" the gang was confused.
*HONK!**HONK!*
"Move out the way!" Freddy jumped out of the way, pulling everyone else with him.
Chica's mother's car drove right past them, with a WOLF in the driver's seat. "BARK!" the wolf barked as it drove the car to chase Blue Guy.
"MY MOM'S CAR!" Chica ran after the car.
"Yikes!" Freddy exclaimed. He, Bonnie and Foxy ran after as well.
The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
S3 E14b: Impostor Guy
The purple guy was in his EVIL hideout, working on an invention. "HE HE HA!" he maniacally laughed. "YES!"
"What are you working on now?" Red Guy asked, who was reading a book.
"It's a light bulb!" Purple Guy turned around and revealed the invention. He was holding a lightbulb in his hand.
"Purple Guy, that was invented already," announced Red Guy.
"Yeah, but I invented a NEW type of the light bulb!" Purple stuck his index finger in the air. "Anyone care to see what happens when you plug it in?"
"Ooh, I do!" Blue Guy came out of the bedroom and happily skipped to Purple Guy, grabbing the bulb from him. "What do you think it'll do Red Guy?" he asked Red as he went to a lamp to plug it in. "I hope it sprays chocolate everywhere!"
"Oh boy, I hope it does that," replied Red. Blue Guy screwed the lightbulb into the lamp, and then he turned the lamp on.
*ZAP!* *ZAP!*
"DAAHHHHHHHH!" Blue Guy screamed, getting electrocuted. "DEEE! HOOOO! AHHHHHH!" Blue Guy's froze in place and his eyes were wide open.
"HA HA!" Purple Guy laughed. "This is a KNEE SLAPPER!" He slapped his knee.
"TUUUUUURNNNNNNN IIIIIITTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!" shouted Blue, who was still getting electrocuted.
"Oops, my hands are in my pocket!" Purple Guy put his hands into his pocket. "And they can't come out!"
"Heh, I do admit that is a pretty good prank on someone," said Red Guy. "But seriously, turn it off."
"Alright, I'll..."
*FLASH!*
All of the electricity in Purple Guy's lair shut off. "Duh..." Bue Guy fell to the ground.
"Aw crap, the powers out!" exclaimed Purple Guy.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Rolinda screamed, flying out of the bathroom in her bathrobe. "I can't finish drying my hair! What happened to the electricity!"
"It was Blue Guy!" Purple Guy pointed. "Te he!" he chuckled.
"Grrr...I'm going to MURDER YOU!" Rolinda shouted.
"It wasn't me, it was Purple Guy's stupid inve-"
*JUMP!* *POW!*
Rolinda jumped on Blue Guy and beat him up. "AHHHHHH!" Blue Guy screamed.
Red Guy was scrolling through the news on his phone. "Uh oh, Purple Guy, you caused a power outage in the entire city!"
"Relax, we're thirty feet underground. Nobody would know that I caused it, it's impossible!"
*POW!*
Someone ran through the door of Purple Guy's lair. Their silhouette stood at the door.
"It's the cops!" Rolinda exclaimed.
"Get OFF OF ME ROLINDA!" shouted Blue. Rolinda was sitting on him.
"No!" she replied.
"Ugh...your butt's warm!"
"Enough!" shouted the person. They walked forwards, and they were completely visible to everyone. Who was it? It was INDIGO GUY!
"It's...Lavender Guy?" Purple Guy squinted his eyes.
"NO." Indigo Guy shouted.
"Lilac Guy?" Purple Guy guessed again.
"NO!"
"Uh, Violet Guy? Magenta Guy? Amethyst Guy?"
"Sometimes I wonder if he's colorblind." Red Guy whispered to Rolinda and Blue Guy.
"NO! I AM INDIGO GUY!" his voice echoed. He put his hands on his hips and made his signature pose.
"Oh SHOOT! INDIGO GUY!" Purple Guy got up and ran to try and hide the lightbulb that he invented.
"I knew you could have caused that power outage. Tsk, tsk tsk." Indigo Guy walked forwards to Purple Guy and snatched the lightbulb from him.
*ZAP!* *CRACK!*
Indigo Guy used laser vision and destroyed the lightbulb. "Hey, I worked on that for SIX MONTHS!" screamed Purple Guy.
"I don't give a rat's tail. You cannot be doing this illegal stuff. I'm reporting you to the FBI and you're going to get APPREHENDED!" Indigo Guy said. "Yes, I work for the FBI now!"
"Hey, congratulations on the job!" said Red Guy.
"Quit ruining the fun man!" said Purple Guy to Indigo.
"Blah, blah, now you want to act like you're the victim, yeah yeah, whatever." Indigo Guy walked towards the door. "Anyways, I'm going to go for a morning jog in the park, you and your shenanigans caused me to lose out on some of my jogging time, and it's going to rain later. Anyways, Peace!" Indigo jogged out of the lair.
"STUPID INDIGO GUY!" Purple Guy rapidly punched the air. "He keeps ruining the fun!"
"Well maybe if you stopped doing bad stuff, he wouldn't be-" Blue Guy spoke.
*TOOT!*
Rolinda-who was still sitting on Blue Guy-farted. "AAAAAAHHHHH!" Blue screamed. "It smells like PEACH YOGURT!"
"Red Guy, clean up the glass on the floor," said Purple Guy, handing him the broom and dustpan. "I'm just gonna go sit and cry in the corner."
*FLASH!*
The power suddenly came back on in the lair. "Hey what's this?" Red Guy noticed something near the pile of glass after the lights turned back on.
"Huh?" Purple Guy turned around to Red Guy.
"Someone's ring!" Red Guy put down the broom and dustpan to look at the ring. "Purple Guy, is this yours?"
"Aww, Purple Guy!" said Rolinda. "Of course I'll MARRY YOU!"
"What!" shouted Purple Guy. "I would never buy a ring like this for you!" he shouted, snatching the ring from Red Guy.
"Awwww." Rolinda blushed.
"Yeah, this is way too expensive looking! I would never spend this much on a ring," said Purple Guy examining it. Rolinda frowned and stared at the audience. "Hmm, I.G.?!" Purple Guy read the two letters that were engraved in the gold ring.
"Instagram?" said, Blue Guy. "Is it an Instagram branded ring?"
*TOOT!*
"Oh COME ON!" Blue Guy shouted after Rolinda farted once again.
"Hmm, that might actually belong to INDIGO GUY." Red Guy announced. "The IG stands for his name!"
"Why would he be wearing some stupid ring like this?" Purple Guy asked, putting the ring on his finger.
*FLASH!*
Purple Guy's eyes flashed and he magically started floating in the air. "Great googly moogly!" he exclaimed, landing back on the floor. "This must be a magic ring that gives Indigo Guy his powers!"
"Yeah," said Red Guy.
"HA HAHA!" Purple Guy got a very sinister look on his face. "With this RING, I will be able to IMPOSE as Indigo Guy, cause destruction around the town, and cause his REPUTATION TO BE RUINED! HE HA HA! IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN! And guess what's the best part?"
"What?" Rolinda asked.
"He JUST got a JOB with the FBI! If my plan works out successfully, I can get him to be FIRED, and I won't BE APPREHENDED! HE HAHA!"
"Purple Guy, don't you think it's a little mean to impersonate as someone else and commit defamation?" Blue Guy asked with an annoyed tone.
"Rolinda, get up, please." Purple Guy asked her. Rolinda got off of Blue Guy.
*ZAP!*
Purple Guy used laser vision and blasted Blue Guy. "DAHHHHHHH!" Blue Guy was on fire. "MY CLOTHES ARE ON FIRE!" he ran around the lair. "NOW MY UNDERWEAR'S ON FIRE!" he continued to run around. "I'M ON FIRE!" Blue Guy shouted, naked.
"Go on the closet, the fire extinguisher is in there," said Purple Guy.
*ZOOM!*
Blue Guy ran into the closet.
*SPRAY!*
"AAHHHH." Blue Guy sighed in relief after putting the fire out. "Wait, isn't this the same closet that has-"
*SLAM!*
The wolf in the closet closed the door.
*POW!**BARK!**SCRATCH!*
"AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAH!" Blue Guy screamed.
"Ah, I love messing around with him." Purple Guy said, looking at the closet door.
"But wait, won't people know that you're not really Indigo Guy? You're not the same color as him," announced Red Guy.
"Good question, Red Guy! I just happen to have some leftover Indigo paint!" Purple Guy dumped Indigo paint all over him. "Ahhh." he exhaled as he dumped the paint.
"Since when did we have that?" asked Rolinda.
"Oh, Season 1 Episode 13a," said Purple Guy, and Rolinda and Red Guy gave him confused looks. "Ah, who am I kidding. Anyways, time to EXECUTE MY PLAN! INDIGO GUY, AWAY!"
*ZOOM!*
Purple Guy flew out of his lair.
*BANG!*
The closet door blasted open, with naked Blue Guy falling out. He was covered in bruises and scratches. "Eughhh..." he fell over. The wolf stuck its head out of the closet and growled at Red Guy and Rolinda before going back in.
"I think we should get rid of that wolf," said Red Guy.
BACK TO PURPLE GUY...
Purple Guy flew downtown. "Now, let's see who's in trouble...so I get them INTO MORE trouble! Ah, he!" He giggled.
"Help!" someone shouted. "My purse!" It was a woman, who was chasing a thief. "He stole my purse!"
"Don't worry! I'll get your purse for you!" Purple Guy announced as he flew near the woman. Purple Guy winked at the viewers to indicate that he was lying.
"Oh thank you!"
*ZOOM!*
Purple Guy flew over to the criminal. "Oh, crap! It's Indigo Guy!" The criminal shouted.
"That's right!" Purple Guy went to the thief and picked him up with his super strength. "Now, go far away so this woman will NEVER catch you!"
*TOSS!*
Purple Guy threw the criminal into the distance. "Haha!" Purple Guy laughed, closed his eyes, and folded his arms in pleasure. "Now he's far away, and you'll never get your purse back, HA!"
"THANK YOU!" The woman shouted.
"WHAT!" PG was confused and opened his eyes.
"What do you mean? You just threw him straight into the police station!" The woman pointed. Purple Guy looked in the direction where she pointed, and it was the POLICE STATION! There was a large hole in the ceiling where the thief fell through.
"Here's your purse!" A female police officer drove by and tossed the woman her purse. "Thanks for sending that crook to jail, Indigo Guy!" she said to PG and drove off.
"NO!" Purple Guy shouted. "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Thanks, Indigo Guy!" she hugged him and left.
Purple Guy stood in the same spot with a confused look on his face. "What!" he shouted.
"HELP!" a man who had a flat tire shouted for help nearby. "I won't be able to pick up my kids from school! Can anyone nearby help out with a flat tire?"
"I can!" Purple Guy floated towards the man.
"Oh, thank you, Indigo Guy!" the man gave a thumbs up.
*BLAST!**WHOOSH!*
Purple Guy used his eye laser beam and melted all of the tires on the car. "Hahaha! Now you'll never be able to pick your kids up from class! Ha!"
"THANKS!" The man thanked Purple Guy. "Now that ALL of my tires are gone, the car is now balanced on the ground!"
*VROOM!**SCREECH!*
The man drove away with his wheels screeching against the road. Sparks rapidly flew out of the wheels as he drove.
"WHAT THE MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS!" Purple Guy pulled on his hair.
"Help! My kitty is stuck on the tree!" someone shouted in the park nearby. "Oh dear!" it was an old woman, and her cat was stuck in a tree.
"Meow! Meow!" the cat cried, afraid to jump down.
"Indigo Guy!" The old woman spotted Purple Guy. "I know you can fly up there and grab my kitty. Can you do it for me please?" she asked.
"Sure I can! In fact, I'm so awesome, I don't even have to fly up there!" said Purple Guy.
"Oh really!" The old woman said excitedly.
*BLAST!*
Purple Guy used his eye laser beam again and completely caused the tree to catch on fire. "HA! Now your cat's dead!"
"Thanks!" The old woman kissed Purple Guy on his cheek. She was holding her kitty cat, and it was completely fine.
"WHAT THE FRUIT!" he shouted.
"Since you set that tree on fire, my cat finally got the courage to jump down! She just needed something to force her to jump off." the old woman walked away happily with the cat in her arms.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Purple Guy screamed. "WHY CAN'T I DO SOMETHING BAD!" Purple Guy went towards a mother and her daughter, who were sitting on a bench in the park with ice creams. "GIVE ME!" Purple Guy took the ice cream from the child, and he threw it behind him.
"Thanks, Indigo Guy!" The woman thanked him. "My daughter didn't like that flavor, and we're kinda too lazy to walk over to the garbage can to throw it away."
Purple Guy stood there, enraged.
"Thanks!" Freddy said, who was behind Purple Guy. The ice cream that PG threw was on his face. "Thanks for the free ice cream, Indigo Guy!" Freddy licked it from his face and walked away.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" Purple Guy angrily screamed again. "WHY AM I ALWAYS HELPING PEOPLE!" Purple Guy flew over to a tall building that was surrounding the park. "AHH! DIE NOW!"
*POW!*
He used his super strength and gave the building one punch.
*RUMBLE!**RUMBLE!*
"SCREAM!" Everyone in the park ran from the building.
"LOOK OUT!" someone shouted.
*CRASH!**BANG!**POW!*
The building COMPLETELY collapsed, and the park was covered in dust and debris. "YES! THAT HAD TO KILL PEOPLE! I KNOW IT DID!"
"Yay!" Purple Guy heard happy people cheering nearby.
"Thank you so much Indigo Guy!" a male construction worker approached him. "That building was due for demolition and reconstruction next week. By destroying it, you just saved us MONTHS of work!"
"Yeah!" Another construction worker said from behind the first one. "Now, the new family entertainment center is going to be open seven months earlier! Thanks to you!"
"WHAT!" Purple Guy shouted.
"Yay!" happy children cheered, as they didn't have to wait as long for the place to open up.
*VROOM!*
A black car parked outside of the park, and two security guards and a person exited. Who was it? It was the CHIEF OF POLICE! He stood in the middle of the park next to Purple Guy and everyone surrounded them.
"Uhh, podium please." ordered the chief of police.
"Sorry!" one of the guards set a brown podium with a small microphone down and the chief stood behind it.
"On behalf of me, and every official of the town, I reward YOU Indigo Guy, a medal of achievement for showing this town that not all heroes wear capes. You helped so many out today!" The chief said happily and put the medal around Purple Guy's neck.
"NO!" Purple Guy screamed. "THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!"
The chief of police stopped and stared at Purple Guy. "Oh, you're right! You deserve TWO MEDALS of achievement!" The chief put another medal around Purple Guy.
"I can't believe this is happening!" Purple Guy said. But then, Purple Guy spotted someone in the park from afar. It was none other than the REAL Indigo Guy, who was jogging in the park. "Oh crap! He did mention he was going to be out jogging today!" said PG under his breath.
"Give a round of applause and cheer for INDIGO GUY!" the chief ordered.
"YAY! WHOO HOOO!" People cheered for Purple Guy, who was imposing as Indigo Guy (in case you forgot). [How the heck would you forget anyway?]
"Okay, now I really have to go!" Purple Guy started to walk away from the chief. A guard stopped Purple Guy by blocking his path.
"Nonsense!" The chief pulled Purple Guy towards him. "You haven't given your SPEECH yet."
"WHAT!"
"Speech! Speech! Speech!" people chanted, enthusiastic about Purple Guy's speech.
Purple Guy's attention was back on Indigo Guy, who STOPPED jogging to sip some water. "He NEEDS to get out of here!"
The chief of police grabbed Purple Guy. "Come on, the crowd wants a speech, so you shall give them a speech."
"NO!" Purple Guy used his eye lasers and blasted the chief of police right on his forehead.
*BLAST!*
The entire crowd gasped. "Oh my god!" some people shouted.
"YES!" Purple Guy shouted. "I mean...oops, I did something bad! I don't deserve these medals anymore!" Purple Guy started to take the medals off.
The chief of police removed his hands from his face. His HAIR was BURNT off. The entire crowd gasped again.
"Ughh..." a woman passed out.
"Indigo Guy, you...are GUILTY!" the chief of police pointed in Purple Guy's face.
"YES!" Purple Guy smiled.
"GUILTY of getting THREE MEDALS AT ONCE!" the chief put another medal around his neck. "I always wanted to go bald. Heh heh! Now I don't have to be driven to get my hair cut!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Purple Guy screamed.
"DOUBLE SPEECH! DOUBLE SPEECH!"
"Alright, now you need a double speech!" The chief moved away from the podium to let Purple Guy speak.
"I...uh...hello everyone." Purple Guy nervously spoke under his breath.
"Turn up the microphone please." The chief ordered one of his guards. The guards rotated a button on the podium which increased the VOLUME OF THE MIC!
"Uh...thanks for the medals...uh, I'm happy, heh." Purple Guy spoke. The microphone sound was so LOUD, the entire park could HEAR!
Indigo Guy was still pretty far away, but he HEARD the cheering, as well as Purple Guy's speech. "What's going on?" Indigo put his bottled water away and walked towards the big crowd. "What's going on over there?" he asked a woman.
"Oh, they're giving awards to Indigo Guy. because he did so many good things today. I think he's giving a speech now." the woman said.
Indigo Guy squinted his eyes and walked towards the crowd. "Indigo Guy, huh," he said.
"And...uh...I'm very happy for these rewards, even though I wasn't really TRYING TO GET THEM." Purple Guy spoke through his teeth.
"Aww..." said the crowd.
"Anyways, I think I should go now, I think I left the oven-" Purple Guy said.
"HOLD IT!" the REAL INDIGO GUY was there. "What do you think you're doing, Purple Guy?"
"Huh?" people were confused.
Purple Guy had no choice but to keep imposing as Indigo Guy. "What do you mean? I'M INDIGO GUY!" Purple Guy stepped away from the podium and towards Indigo Guy.
"Yeah right." Indigo Guy rolled his eyes. "I know what you did, you IMPOSTOR! You STOLE my magic ring and used my powers to try to cause destruction around town." Indigo Guy pointed to his ring which was worn by Purple Guy. Luckily, only I know how to handle the powers, and you don't. This is obviously why you were unable to cause ANY destruction. Heck, he painted himself INDIGO for crying out loud."
The crowd gasped once again. "Is that true?" the people shouted.
"Heck no!" Purple Guy said and he floated in the air. "I'm literally the one with the powers! Now, check THIS out."
*GRAB!**THROW!*
He grabbed Indigo Guy and threw him into the podium. "Ahhh!" Indigo Guy yelled. All of the people ran out of the way. "You think you're smart Purple Guy. But just like I said before, I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO-"
*BANG!*
An entire TREE was thrown at Indigo Guy. He escaped by doing a backflip just in time.
*BANG!**BANG!*
Indigo Guy dodged two trees.
*BANG!**CRASH!*
And two more.
*CRUNCH!**CRASH!*
AND TWO MORE.
"DIE ALREADY!" Purple Guy rose HIGH into the air, above the trees and buildings. "COME HERE!" Purple Guy used super strength to grab an entire airplane.
*TOSS!**ZOOM!*
Purple Guy threw the airplane, and it went in a different direction.
"Thanks!" the pilot of the plane shouted. "You just helped us reach the destination a couple of hours sooner!"
"Jeez, crap, I'm still always going to be able to help people," he said.
*POW!*
ANOTHER airplane flew BY and hit Purple Guy. "AAHHHH!" he fell right back into the park.
*THUD!*
He fell into the earth and it created a HUGE crater. "Ugh!" Purple Guy got up and dusted himself off. "See, I'm STILL the real Indigo Guy. This phony guy can't even beat me!" Purple Guy pointed to the real Indigo Guy. Indigo Guy stood there, and he wasn't giving up. "That's right, NOTHING."
*RUMBLE!*
Thunder roared in the sky. "You sure about that?" Indigo Guy folded his arms and had a smirk on his face.
"Huh?" Purple Guy was confused. It started to RAIN! Small droplets of water slowly started to land on Purple Guy. "NO!" Purple Guy looked down at himself.
*SPLASH!*
It started to rain EVEN harder. Why was Purple Guy afraid? Because ALL of the Indigo PAINT was being washed away. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Purple Guy stood in a puddle of Indigo Paint.
"Wait a minute..." the grandma from earlier squinted her eyes. "Indigo Guy isn't Purple, right?"
"Nope, he ISN'T!" Indigo Guy walked over to Purple Guy and ripped his ring right off of his finger. "I believe THIS is MY ring." He put it back on.
"Alright Purple Guy, you're under arrest for impersonation of a government official." the chief of police said. "Indigo Guy, I believe that these medals belong to YOU." the chief put the medals on Indigo Guy's neck.
"Yay!" Indigo Guy was happy. "Thanks!"
"Purple, you're coming with me."
Purple Guy looked down and realized he was IN handcuffs. "Wait, come on!" Purple Guy said as the chief and the two guards carried him to the car. "You guys know I was just kidding right! What about all of that good stuff that I did? You can't arrest me if I was doing good stuff!"
"Shut the FRONT DOOR." the chief of police shouted.
Everyone was silent for a couple of seconds.
"No, can you SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!" hollered the chief again.
"Oh, sorry boss." one of his guards shut the front door of the car, and they drove off.
"Yay!" Everyone happily waved at Purple Guy who was being taken to jail.
"And now that this crater is being filled up with water, this can be the new POOL!" Indigo Guy raised his arms in the air.
"Yay!" Everyone jumped into the pool, even though it was raining and they weren't even wearing the appropriate attire.
"When the IMPOSTOR is SUS!" Freddy exclaimed, sitting on a bench.
"NO!" Chica, Foxy, and Bonnie shouted, who was sitting on the bench as well. They had their phones out playing a game.
"What are you guys playing?"
"Among Us!" Chica answered. "Now Shh!"
"Aww, I wanted to play." Freddy pouted.
"INDIGO GUY, AWAY!" Indigo Guy flew from the park and into space. The screen faded to black and it had white sparkly stars.