Episode 38
Dark News.
Dawn broke out across the valley of Gravity falls, And in through the window of a young blonde girl in her tweens, Pacifica Northwest slowly rose from her bed with a yawn, feeling a pop in her back, she jumped to her feet and stretched, Usually by now she would wake up to few servants appearing in her room, Helping her get dressed, Serving her breakfast and presenting her phone to dominate social media, But those days were gone now, she had to learn to adjust to that, same as her parents, ever since her father attempted to betray everyone to Bill Cipher during Weirdmageddon, not to mention losing their fortune and Mansion to Old Man McGucket, The Northwests status had been pulverized and not just financially.
Despite the whole, "Never mind all that act" Being passed, No one had forgotten how Preston Northwest tried to cast his lot in with Bill when he first showed up, and to say the least, they were certainly not a welcome site in the town, everywhere they went they were glared at and deemed unwelcome at every turn, At social gatherings, to go buy food, evan an attempt at repairing their social status in the town they were booed and hissed at every turn, Seriously it even became a ringtone for christ sake, A RING TONE!
Pacifica's mother considered moving somewhere else, But Preston would not turn away, As for Pacifica, Well… She at least tried to make peace with the situation. She shed her former life as a bitch and tried to be more kinder person to those she had tormented, Aside from Candy and Grenda, They didn't really give her much of a chance… I won't go into exact details.
Anyway Pacifica get dressed for the day and headed downstairs for breakfast, and by breakfast, I mean what she could find for herself, the house she now lived in was in no way the luxurious mansion she once called home, But it was serviceable to live in, Pacifica soon entered the kitchen and found her parents already there, Her father reading the newspaper, While her mother was checking the cupboards and slamming them shut.
Pacifica: Great, Pissed at each other already.
She went to the fridge and went for a box of cereal, Only to find none there.
Pacifica: Oh for god's sake are we out of cereal?
Priscilla: I don't know, Why don't you ask your father? He was supposed to get the groceries yesterday.
Preston: Oh don't you start with me woman, It's not my fault I was out paying the Bills! Seeing as I'm the one with the Money.
Pacifica: Oh for fucks sake…
Preston: Language young lady!
Pacifica: Sorry, Dad.
After taking what lunch she could get, Pacifica then left the house, Leaving their Parents to their own bitterness.
It was a long walk to the town, Pacifica soon found herself walking along the streets of the town, a few hateful eyes making contact with her as she passed. She kept her head down and ignored them, she hoped to find Candy, Grenda or Wendy at least they would-
Boom!
Pacifica didn't know what happened next, One minute she was strolling alone, the next orange monkey robot threw a bomb a nearby building and set it ablaze, And as this happened, Hordes of Rats, Weasels, Stoats, Ferrets and Robots of Various shapes and Sizes bounded out of nowhere and started pillaging everything in their path, People screamed and ran as Vermin chased them, some of them evan getting cut down by the spears and swords of their attackers.
Pacifica had been blown into an overturned dumpster when the blast happened, she crawled her way out and watched the carnage unfold, buildings burning, mad laughter and roaring and the screams, Pacifica blocked them out as she sprinted through it all, She found herself running into a nearby shop and hid under the desk, three rats entered the shop and one of them found Pacifica and dragged her out, throwing her against the wall!
Mangefur: Hellseyes look what I found lads, A pretty little girl.
The other two rats, called Ragear and Wormtail both cackled together as Pacifica screamed, Then suddenly, Mangefur knocked her out with his Club and she saw no more.
When she next woke up, She found herself being held by Ragear, than thrown to the ground by him, right at a pair of feet, Pacifica looked up at the creature they belonged to, It was by far the biggest, scariest, fiercest most evil looking rat that had ever crept out of a nightmare, with a thick tail with a blade at the tip, He turned to a weasel.
Cluny: Is this what you found?
Scragg: Aye Chief.
Cluny turned to Pacifica, with a thwip and crack the tail coiled around her throat and brought her to his face.
Cluny: Do you know where Crossover town is?
Pacifica: What?
The tail squeezed her throat for a moment as she struggled in its grasp, The Cluny released slightly allowing her to breath.
Pacífica: ...Y-Yes… My family… knew people there…
Cluny smiled at that and nodded to a ferret who quickly ran off, Than looked at the girl still in his Tail.
Cluny: Do you know how to get there?
Pacifica: Y-Yes.
Cluny then let go of Pacifica and pulled her upright.
Cluny: You see this town girlie? It's ours now, We'll do with the people here as we please.
He then turned her attention to two men being dragged forward by two Weasels.
Cluny: Would you take these men here? We have no use for them…
He snapped his claw and a Hind legged Robot with dual blasters marched in, Aiming one of his guns at the men, Cluny then pulled Pacifica to her knees and held her there by her hair, She closed her eyes shut.
Cluny: Open your eyes girl, You're going to watch.
The Rat then kicked Pacifica's back and as she opened her eyes, Cluny snapped his fingers.
Man #1: No please, Anything but- AGH!
The E-1000 shot him dead as he slumped to the ground, Than turned to the other man.
Man #2: No Please, No… NO!
Bang!
He fell dead two, Pacifica's blood went cold with her wide eyes, Cluny smiled as he brought his face next to hers.
Cluny: But you have use, you have very fine use indeed, go run to Crossover Town, tell the boy named Dipper Pines, the Dark Lord wants him.
He then threw Pacifica into the road and whipped his tail, Pacifica than shot off down the road, all the way out of Gravity falls, She didn't dare look back, She didn't know who was okay or who was not, All she could do three was run, and run, and run.
(Gravity falls intro plays.)
(Dipper, Mark, Dib, Vana, Jack, Mac, Aang, Sokka, Kitty, Trever, Eric, Momo, and Appa brave the Mountain snowstorms, As they make it out they come to what lies before them.)
(Wendy Testaburger looks behind her and waves as the scene pans out to reveal South park.)
(Dipper is Dragged away from the Group and embraces Mabel, then both get scooped up in Randy's arms.)
(Dib and Vana show Mark and Jack a large footprint inside a bigger footprint, Scenes show the school and Forests of Crossover town.)
Dipper and Mabel.
Pacifica Northwest.
Brian and Stewie.
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger.
Chef, Mr. Garrison, and Randy marsh.
(Dipper, Mabel, and the Marsh family sit around a campfire, While the shape of a snakehead lurks in the shadows.)
(Scenes of Dr. Eggman, Tak, Cluny the Scourge, and the Horned King appear, Along with Lord Jargafar removing his hood in the shadows.)
(Several scenes with different Characters appear.)
Crossover legends.
Dipper starred in complete shock as they saw Pacifica before him, The Pacifica, in a bed, scratched, bruised and worn, like she just took a bad fall.
Dipper: Pacifica?! W-What are you… How did you…?
Mabel then entered the room, Followed by the Testaburgers.
Mabel: Oh my god Pacifica?! Hey girl!
And she punched her shoulder.
Pacifica: OW!
Mabel: Sorry.
Dipper: What are you doing here? What happened?
Pacifica didn't say anything for a moment and sighed.
Pacifical It's… a long story, and you're not gonna like it.
Three Days Later.
A figure stood before a great pile of rubble, then turned around and inspected the valley below. It was Zuko.
Iroh: Crossover Town, Are you sure they're here Prince Zuko?
Zuko: Where else would that Scout team hide the Avatar? Especially right after they took down Ironclaw.
Kita: Rather convenient, Considering He died here.
Zuko: Exactly, So now they're here… and I'm close… so close to my Honor…
Iroh: Don't be too hasty Prince Zuko, We still need a way to get into the town undetected, We can't just go in guns blazing with the Freedom watch here.
Before Zuko could respond, A strange looking Probe appeared before them.
?: Hello there, Looking for a way into the town? You're not the first ones you know.
Zuko: Who are you?
?: Just someone who feels obligated to let the poor and downtrodden into this fine town… and cause some mayhem…
Meanwhile,
Pacifica: And then… The big rat, Cluny, H-Held his face next to me and…
Pacifica had told her story to assemble before her, Badger, Minnie, Daisy Duck, Antauri, Mark and Jack listened to her as did Mac, Dib, Vana, Toad, Rat, Mole, Brian, Stewie and Wendy, Dipper and Mabel, They were all in complete horror at this story.
Mole: Did you see any possible survivors?
Mac: How many Vermin and Badniks were there?
Rat: Where were your Parents?
Badger got up from his seat and waved his hand.
Badger: Enough! Settle down!
Antauri: What happened after you escaped?
Pacifica: I didn't escape, They caught me A-and the leader, He told me to come here.
She then looked directly at Dipper and Mabel.
Pacifica: To find him.
Dipper's blood froze and his eyes widened.
Toad: I was rich too once… I got bored and burnt my house down.
Stewie shot him a reproachful glare.
Mabel: ...Gravity Falls is… Gone…?
Pacifica held her head down, Unable to evan show her face.
Pacifica: It just happened so fast… I don't even know…
And she then broke down crying, Daisy got up from her seat and wrapped her arms around.
Daisy: There There, It's not your fault.
Dipper couldn't bear it anymore, He walked out of the tent before anyone could stop her, Mabel almost rose to go after him, But she was stopped by Mark, Mabel looked up and buried her face into his shirt as she wept.
Later.
Mark took a cup of coffee and sipped it down, Jack, Mac, Randy, Valorie and Harrold and Sharon, Along with Mabel, Wendy and Stan sat with him as they dwelled on the events they were told of.
Mark: I just can't believe it… Wasn't Caer Daythl enough?
Mabel: I didn't even get to see them all again… And now…
Wendy: We're so sorry Mabel.
Mac: We should have been there, We could have stopped it all.
Harrold: Just like at Piedmont? Jargafars army is just too fast for us.
Jack: And we're still trying to get our act together, What else can we do?
Sharon: How does Jargafar even do it? I mean he just spawns his army everywhere without warning, Piedmont, Caer Daythl, and now Gravity falls, And why would he attack that place at all?
Mark: Because Dipper and Mabel were there, That's why, He wants to draw them out.
As they talked, Pacifica came downstairs. She was now dressed in a Dark purple sweat coat, Blue jeans and white sneakers, Her hair was tied into a braid that rested over her shoulder.
Valorie: Hope those clothes fit you well.
Pacifica: Yeah there cool thanks.
Mabel lit up slightly upon seeing her.
Mabel: Oh hey, Y-You doing okay there.
Pacifica: I guess… So, what happens now.
Valorie got up and put her hands comfortingly on Pacifica's shoulders.
Valorie: Don't worry, you're gonna be okay.
Pacifica: Sure whatever.
She sat down on the couch as the others
Mark: There are still a few questions we never asked before. How did you get all the way here by yourself? How did you find Butters? And how did you end up in the Hospital?
Pacifica: Frankly that entire walk was a complete walk was half a blurr.
Flashback.
Pacifica runs away screaming as a pack of Wolves chase her through a forest in oregon.
Skips ahead to Pacifica being chased again, But this time by a she "Accidentally" insulted in Idaho.
Skips ahead to Pacifica being chased by gangs in Salt lake city.
Skips ahead to Pacifica being chased by Wile E. Coyote, Who runs smack dab in his own fake Tunnel.
Flashback ends.
Pacifica: Okay that last one may have been a sleep deprived hallucination.
Wendy: But what about Butters?
Pacifica: I… I honestly don't know, He was almost eaten by a pack of Hyenas when I found him, I think I was led to him.
Everyone looked at each other in confusion.
Sharon: Led?
Pacifica: I don't know, It was… All a blur, Like some other worldly force drove me to him.
Jack gave her a thoughtful look and turned his gaze to the ceiling.
Jack: Hmm, You came from the woods leading her yes?
Pacifica: Yeah why?
Jack: This town isn't all podump rednecks, many wondrous things surround this land, The forests in particular houses some mysterious entities.
Randy laughed.
Randy: The Piper? Ha, Not that old Hedgewifes tale again.
Stan: Piper?
Jack: Some say the Northern woods are home to a being, kindly, benevolent, Whose heartbeat is all things nature, and whose embraces protects anyone who enters it's realm, Piper, Pan, Spirit, Call it what you will, Gender it as you wish, That must have led you to the boy.
Pacifica: ...Okay, Cool I guess.
Randy: Well it still didn't help her from whatever put her in the Hospital.
Pacifica: That's… I-I…
Mark: It's fine, You can tell us when you're ready.
Pacifica: Thanks, Have any of you seen Dipper?
Mabel: Uh… No, I don't think he's come home yet.
Mark sighed sadly and looked out the window.
Meanwhile,
At the edge of Stark's Pond, Dipper kept throwing rocks into the lake in anger, not caring if they skipped or not.
Dipper: Fucking Villains…
Splash!
Dipper: Fucking Jargafar…
Splash!
Dipper: Fucking Chaos emerald!
Splash!
Dipper's tears just kept streaming down his face. He didn't see Pacifica standing right behind him.
Pacifica: Wow, Your throwing sucks, you know that.
Dipper looked back to see Pacifica standing there.
Dipper: Hey.
Pacifica: You look lonely.
Dipper: I have friends.
Pacifica: Where are they now?
Dipper: …
Pacifica sat down next to him.
Pacifica: I meant those new ones.
Dipper: Oh.
They both stayed silent for a moment, Both unsure what to say next.
Pacifica: So… This is a nice place, this town, I… didn't realize you and Mabel had other family.
Dipper: Yeah, They're cool.
Pacifica: I didn't even know your uncle was a Freedom Watch officer or something.
Dipper: Yeah, He's the Lieutenant of our Scout team, He's great, No Grunkle Stan or Ford but, Yeah.
Pacifica: I… heard alot about you, you know, Heard you were part of the Freedom Watch or something, Frankly I thought you forgot about Gravity Falls.
Dipper suddenly looked hurt.
Pacifica: Sorry I… That came out-
Dipper: It's fine, I honestly forgot about it till now, But I did still keep in touch with Wendy.
Pacifica: Your Cousin?
Dipper: Uh, No, Wendy Corduroy.
Pacifica: Oh yeah, I never saw…
Dipper: She's alive Pacifica, They survived weirdmageddon they're probably still out there somewhere.
Pacifica: Sure they are.
Once again, the two kids were silent for a moment.
Pacifica: So… What have you and Mabel bean up to since?
Meanwhile,
Mark, Jack, Randy and Sharon walked along back to the Masrh household, Still mulling over the tragic news of Gravity Falls.
Mark: Dipper loved that place, I actually thought I would take him and Mabel there once I was sure Jargafar things were safer, Guess those plans went out the Window.
Jack: Things will never be safe again, Not as long as Jargafar lives.
Randy: Yeah, Son of a bitch will never stop, But I don't think we should be too worried, We have a few heads above him right?
Mark: I guess, But still, We can't just sit back while He and the other Villain factions go around burning and Killing everything, We need to get strength back.
Jack: But where do we start?
Randy: Uh, Train Aang to master all four Elements and defeat the Fire Lord.
Mark: That's… Kind of a work in progress.
Sharon: Where is Aang anyway?
Randy suddenly looked like he remembered something, then began to look nervous.
Randy: Oh, Uh…
Mark: Randy?
Randy: Uh… I think I might know.
Mark, Jack and Sharon suddenly looked fretful.
Sharon: Randy, Where's Aang?
Meanwhile,
On the other side of Town, Pooh and Piglet were walking along, Looking for… Well, If you know Winnie the Pooh, You can probably guess.
Piglet: Goodness, All those p-p-poor p-p-people in that Gravity falls p-p-place, I hope at least some of them survived.
Pooh: Hm, Yes Piglet, Might want to take our mind off such dreadful things for now, I think a small smachular of Honey.
But before they could, they bumped into a tall shadow and suddenly looked up. It was Zuko, with him was Iroh.
Pooh: Oh, Hello there, You wouldn't happen to have some Honey per chance?
Piglet suddenly cowered behind Pooh.
Zuko: Where is the Avatar and the Scout team?
Pooh: Avatar? Scout Team? Hmm, Think, Think, Think…
Zuko then roughly grabbed Pooh and held him up.
Zuko: Don't waste my time! Where are they?
Piglet: Oh D-D-Dear!
Iroh put a hand on his shoulder.
Iroh: Easy Prince Zuko, they probably don't know a thing.
Pooh: Well don't know anyone named Scout team or Avatar, Unless you mean the air bender is the Avatar.
Zuko: Have you seen him?
Pooh: ...Nope, Can't say that I have.
Zuko growled.
?: But I've seen one of the Scout team members around.
They all turned to the Voice and saw Chandler McCann standing there.
Zuko: You have? Which one?
Chandler smirked.
Chandler: I think I noticed the one with the lumberjack hat over at the pond, With a cute little blonde girl too…
Pooh: Oh bother.
Meanwhile,
Dipper: And then after we defeated Ironclaw, Freedom watch found us, brought us here, And Uncle Mark enrolled us at school here.
Pacifica: Really? How's that bean?
Dipper and Pacifica were now walking along the neighborhood sidewalk to home, With Dipper catching Pacifica up on everything he went through for the past months and/or year.
Dipper: It's been cool… If you enjoy being in a fourth grade class with a crazy guy with a puppet.
Pacifica almost burst out laughing.
Pacifica: Sorry- Sorry, I gotta say, you've been busy, All this… Finding the last airbender, Omashu, All those escapes, Actually sounds pretty cool.
Dipper suddenly felt flustered.
Dipper: Really? I-I mean yeah, They kind of are I guess, But as much as it's given me some pretty cool friends, It's… also given me a lot of enemies.
Abruptly, A fireball blasted in front of the two kids, Stopping them in their tracks!
Dipper: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Both kids turned around and saw Zuko standing there menacingly.
Pacifica: Like… That guy?
Zuko: I finally found you scout, Tell me where the Avatar and the Chaos Emerald is.
Dipper suddenly got in front of Pacifica instantly.
Dipper: I don't have the Emerald anymore.
Zuko: Disappointing.
Zuko then kicked out another fireball, which Dipper and Pacifica quickly dodged.
Zuko: Direct me to the Avatar.
Dipper: Never!
Pacifica: Listen pal, I don't know what the hell your deal is.
Zuko: Don't worry, You'll feel it.
Zuko then charged up his fists for another fireball.
Dipper: RUN!
Dipper and Pacifica quickly ran off, With Zuko in hot pursuit!
Meanwhile,
Dib: Seriously Gaz, What does he see in those, I mean there assholes, I guess Stan's fine, But Kenny's a perv, Kyle's a complete moral douche, and Cartman's the whole reason for it, Because he's a fat asshole!
Vana: You forgot his Cousin and sister.
Dib: What? What's wrong with Mabel?
Vana: She tried to do a "Makeup session" with me.
Flashback.
Mabel: And Vawla! Beauty captured girl!
She showed him a mirror with Vana's screwed up face.
Vana: (SCREAM!)
Flashback Ends.
Vana: It took me a week for Kitty to get the streak of Glitter out of my hair.
Dib and Vana were currently staying at Jack's house. (Surprised he has one.) As Dib was talking to his Sister, Gaz via a hollow tablet made by their father.
Gaz: So? Maybe they're not that bad, Can't be any worse than... Zim.
Dib Shuddered.
Dib: Please don't mention the Z word.
Gaz: Sorry, look, the point is, Dipper seems to like them or tolerate them at least, If Dipper seems to like or tolerate them then maybe, Maybe they're not that bad.
Dib: I guess.
On the other end, Several loud noises could be heard.
Gaz: Better go, Dad and Doc Samson have a new inmate coming.
And with that Gaz shut off, Just as she did, Dipper and Pacifica suddenly burst through the door and closed it behind them.
Dib: Holy!
Vana: Dipper what happened?
Dipper: It's Zuko! He's in Crossover Town!
Dib: What?!
Suddenly a bang was heard from the door.
Zuko: HONOR!
Dipper: He's here for Aang, Where is he?
Vana: We don't know!
Dipper: Okay, Vana go get help, We'll keep him distracted until you get back!
Vana: Right.
And she ran off through the Back door.
Pacifica: What the Hell are we going to do?
Dipper: Uh… I honestly haven't thought of that.
Dib: WHAT?!
Suddenly the door exploded and Zuko stalked in, Towering over Dipper, Pacifica and Dib.
Dib: Oh, Hey there, Bean a while hasn't it?
Zuko: I'm not playing games here, child.
Pacifica: Hey! Kung fu pyromaniac! You wanna watch the fireworks, This hair's bean dulled enough already!
Zuko: This doesn't concern you girl.
Pacifica didn't flinch, She just stood there as Zuko glared down on her and the Boys, Then suddenly Dipper grabbed her and ran out the Back door with Dib following behind! Zuko quickly gave chase.
Meanwhile,
At Brian and Stewie's house, The latter sat in one of the armchairs, Looking sadly at a picture of his family, Now long gone, Brian came out of the Kitchen and noticed this.
Brian: Hey Stewie, I was thinking of ordering a Pizza tonight, Are you alright.
Stewie: What? Oh yes, Pizza that… sounds good.
Brian: You okay you seem a little…
Brian then noticed the picture.
Brian: Oh.
Stewie sighed.
Stewie: I thought I came to terms with it Bri, I… really did, Then that girl showed up and now…
Brian sighed and put a hand on Stewie's shoulder.
Brian: Yeah, I know what you mean Stewie, I still-
Suddenly Dipper, Pacifica and Dib burst through the door! And quickly shut it behind them.
Stewie: What the Douche?!
Brian: Dipper?
Dipper: Brian! Stewie! We need your help!
Stewie then got out of his chair and ran over.
Stewie: What's going on?
Dib: We're being chased by a guy we faced during our Journey here!
Brian: What are you doing here then?
Pacifica: We… honestly don't know didn't we already do something similar?
And like before the Door was blown open and Zuko came in.
Zuko: Wait, Does this feel like a repeat to you guys?
Dib: Kinda…
Dipper: Except this time, We've got a chance on you Zuko.
Dib: What?
Zuko: Oh is that so?
A sinister smile spread across Stewie's face.
Stewie: My friend, You have no idea what you're up against, I'm more capable than I appear to be.
Brian: It's true he is.
Stewie: Dude! This is my threatening moment! Shut up!
Brian: Sorry! I was just backing your claim!
Dipper: What claim?
There was silence in the room.
Zuko: Can we… Can we just get on with this please?
Dib: Okay, C'mon guys… We've taken this jerk before and we can do it again!
But when Dib turned, Dipper, Pacifica and Stewie were gone, With Brian being the only one being there and was just as confused as he was until they all realized the sound of feet on the stairs.
Stewie led Dipper and Pacifica into his room and shut it behind it. Just as Dib and Brian came hurting up after them, Both of them banged on the door desperately.
Brian: Stewie! Stewie!
Dib: DIPPER!
Stewie: You stepped on my threat Brian, This is what you get!
Brian: He's gonna kill us!
Dipper: C'mon Stewie just let them in!
Dib: Yeah! Yeah let us in!
Stewie: Honestly I would, Then who would buy us enough time to escape?
Pacifica: What are you talking about?
Stewie: Look you find out, Just let me get a few things, Brian, You and Dib keep him busy till then, Okay?
Brian and Dib both looked back, And saw Zuko stalking towards them.
Brian: Uh… You shall not pass…?
Fireballs and Explosions could be heard along with Brian and Dibs screams!
Dipper: Stewie! What the Hell! Dib's still out there!
Stewie: Relax, Let them lollygag out there for a while, We're totally safe here, Aren't we Rupert.
Stewie turned his attention to a small stuffed bear that said nothing.
Stewie: Oh don't give me that look, You know I made sure the House is fireproof!
Pacifica looked at Dipper in bafflement.
Stewie: Well of course it cost us, I've been working double shifts a night!
Dipper: Yeah, I spent my first night with them, Don't ask why.
Meanwhile,
Jack: Randy, Seriously where is Aang?
Randy had led Mark, Sharon and Jack to Skeeter's Bar, Where an Irate Katara stood.
Katara: Why don't you have a look for yourself.
Mark: Why are we at the bar?
Randy began to look a little beside himself.
Sharon: Randy, What's going on? Where's the Avatar?
Randy: Well, Funny story really, See I was hanging out with him, He seemed cool, Scratch that he is cool, So I thought, Maybe…
Mark: Randy… What did you do?
Katara: See for yourself.
They entered the building and Mark, Jack and Sharon's jaws dropped in horror!
Aang: He He He… Hey guys… Wanna buy a bottle…?
Aang took another swig of the bottle and threw aside a pile of other bottles, Sokka sat next to him trying to keep him up straight.
Aang: So yeah (Hic) I'm the last of my people (Hic) A-And I still find a bit of fat in people's asses… Like that Blue cat or… dead h-ippo…
Mark, Jack and Sharon turned to glare at Randy.
Randy: He seems okay right?
Sharon: You took him to a bar?!
Randy: I thought that was obvious.
Mark: How could- Why?!
Randy: Well, He's the cool guy in town, You know A hero, So I thought maybe throw him a hero's keg! Dipper's got his moment, Why not him?
Jack: Hero's Ke- Randy! He's at least 10 years old!
Randy: In hindsight he spent a hundred years in an Iceberg, So I'm pretty sure he's well over the required drinking age.
Jack gave him a look of murder.
Jack: These claws. Around your throat. Now.
And Jack lunged at Randy with a roar, While the latter screamed with fright!
Meanwhile,
Stewie: And that is why the Kardashians suck, Honestly who do they even think they are? Strutting around, Demanding everyone bow down to their feces.
Pacifica: What are we even doing anymore?
Dipper, Pacifica and Stewie were currently sitting around a table. Having a "Tea Party."
Dipper: Stewie, There's a pyro maniac at the door, Two of our friends could be dead because of us and we're wasting time with thie stupid tea party! How the hell are we supposed to escape?!
Before Stewie could respond, There was a knock at the door.
Brian: Hey guys, It's okay, You can come out now me and the big headed kid took care of Zuko.
Stewie: Oh did you? Wow.
Stewie went to the door and opened it, With Dipper and Pacifica following.
Dipper: Wait, How did you guys-?
They all stopped and instead of Deb and Brian they saw Zuko standing there.
Stewie: What the deuce?!
Dipper: How did you…?
Pacifica: Where are Dib and the Dog.
Zuko pointed up to the ceiling, The three kids followed the direction of his finger, And saw Dib and Brian, Both burnt to crisps and stuck to the ceiling which had scorching black craters where they were stuck to.
Stewie: Oh for god's sake, You seriously had to break under pressure!?
Brian: You left us to die you bastard…
Stewie sighed.
Stewie: See you just can't find good help these days.
Dipper: Help? You locked them out of the-
Stewie and Dipper then quickly ducked out of the way as Zuko fired another fireball at them and they quickly backed up into the room.
Pacifica: Your aiming sucks!
Zuko: That didn't even come near you!
Stewie: Ha! So long Douche! These bitches are gonna fly!
Dipper: Fly? What are you-?
Dipper and Pacifica then suddenly found themselves back at the Table.
Pacifica: Hey how did we.
Stewie then pressed a button and the chairs they were in suddenly spring ricked them through the ceiling and into the sky.
Dipper and Pacifica: AGH!
As they hurted up into the air and began to descend back down, Dipper and Pacifca both flopped around and screamed, While Stewie remained in a more relaxed pose.
Dipper: AGH!
Pacifica: AGH!
Stewie: Just relax, chill out, We'll be safely on the ground in no time.
Dipper and Pacifica landed painfully on the sidewalk.
Dipper: AGH! MOTHER FUCKER-!
Pacifica: GOD DAMN IT STEWIE!
Stewie on the other hand, had landed safely on a lawn chair and came over to the two battered and bruised kids as they got up.
Stewie: Oh sorry, that escape was for me and Brain, I never account for others, sorry.
Pacifica: I'm frankly surprised we're even alive.
Stewie: Hey at least we got away from that Zukio guy.
Zuko: No you didn't.
They all looked and saw Zuko at the front door of Brian and Stewie's house.
Stewie: Oh yeah I forgot this was in front of our house.
Dipper's eye twitched, And Zuko fired another fire ball at them and they all ran off!
Zuko: Get back here!
And he chased after them!
Meanwhile,
Jack continued to strangle and punch Randy as the others watched.
Jack: I'm gonna fucking kill you you son of a fucking btich! I'm gonna (BEEP!) (BEEP!) (BEEEEEEP!)
Aang: Ha, that puppy is kick ass…
Katara: Aang! Language!
Randy: Oh come on! Can't I… Have A… Free Escape!?
Jack: NO!
Iroh: Hmm, Never one for alcohol myself, Ginseng Tea, That's the stuff.
Mark: Yeah ain't that the-
Jack suddenly stopped attacking Randy as He, Mark, Katara and Sokka suddenly glanced over in shock at the sight of Iroh.
Katara: What the… You?
Iroh: Yeah not really a suitable place to drink tea is it? There's plenty of other beverages here.
Sokka: How did you get here?!
Iroh: The real question here is, Why did you and your sister not stop that kid from drinking in the first place?
Aang: Martins aren't buddhists… They're copycat bastards… Sorry for the racism.
And Aang fell over.
Mark: Wait… If you're here, Does that mean?
Suddenly Vana rushed in, Followed by Pooh Bear and Piglet.
Vana: Mark! MARK!
Mark: Vana?
Vana: It's Zuko! He's in Crossover Town!
Everyone was shocked. Then they heard several flame noises coming from outside, THey looked over and saw Dipper, Pacifica and Stewie running down the sidewalk with Zuko hot on their tails!
Zuko: HONOR!
Mark: Oh.
Jack: Crap.
Meanwhile,
Dipper, Pacifica and Stewie hurried as Zuko continued to chase them, Spewing fireballs that shot out in all directions!
Zuko: You can't escape from me! You will bring me the Avatar!
Dipper: NEVER!
The chase continued on as Zuko blasted the whole Area with fire!
Zuko: HONOR!
Two boys named Lincoln and Clyde ducked out of the way.
Zuko: HONOR!
Another fireball shot out at Two Rabbits named Hawkbit and Dandelion, THe Former of whom's ears caught fire!
Hawkbit: AGH! MY EARS!
Dandelion: Firth save us!
Zuko: HONOR!
And then he hit the Wagon of a certain cabbage merchant.
Cabbage Merchant: MY CABBAGES! This place is worse than Omashu!
Pacifica: Are you even trying to shoot at us anymore?!
The three kids then entered a nearby Library as Zuko followed suit, They scrambled into the book isles and hid from the latter's sight as he searched the rows of books.
Stewie: Has he seen us?
Pacifica: Not yet.
Dipper began frantically reading through book after book
Dipper: There's got to be something related to firebending in these books!
Stewie pulled out a book too, It read: Firebending for Dummies.
Stewie: Wait, I found one!
Dipper: Okay now we gotta learn from it.
Pacifica: What about Zuko?
Stewie: You distract him, Dipper and I will learn firebending.
Pacifica: Well what am I supposed to do? Dress up as the Librarian or something?!
As Zuko rounded a corner, He found himself face to face with what appeared to be a short, Elderly woman with glasses.
"Librarian": Hello, May I help you kind sir.
Zuko: Uh what?
"Librarian": You want to rent a book or not.
Zuko: No, I'm looking for some kids who will lead me to the Avatar.
"Librarian": I have no response to that.
Zuko: What do you mean you have-!
Zuko was suddenly shushed by the other tenants of the Library.
Guy: Would you shut up?
Bebe: Yeah, We're trying to read here.
Zuko nearly said something but the "Librarian suddenly took his hand and led him elsewhere.
"Librarian": Now if there's some book you're looking for…
As Pacifica was taking Zuko away, A voice rang out!
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"Librarian": What the?
As both Pacifica and Zuko looked up they saw what looked like… A Ninja dropped down from the ceiling and crashed onto the ground.
Mabel: Ow…
The "Ninja" then quickly got back on her feet, She wore a pink jumpsuit and mask, Complete with a Kitana.
Pacifica: Mabel?
"Ninja": The one called Mabel is unknown to me, Pacifica Northwest.
Pacifica's eyes widened in horror as Zuko looked at her, then at Mabel, who drew her sword and pointed it at Zuko.
"Ninja": You will not harm Dipper Pines, For you have now met your match.
Pacifica: Mabel what the Hell are you doing?!
Mabel: I'm trying to beat this guy for attacking my Brother, What are you doing?
Pacifica: I- Well I was keeping a low profile or something until you showed up.
Mabel: Oh and what, Lead him off into some Looney tunes gag.
Pacifica: Well it's better than whatever the hell you have going on here.
Mabel: Hey, Ninja's are cool I'll have you know.
Pacifica: No they're not, Why are you dressed as one anyway.
Mabel: Cause it's cool.
Pacifica: It's a forced concept anyway.
Zuko: I… kind of like it.
Pacifica: Hey this doesn't concern you.
Zuko: It's actually better than what she had.
Mabel: Thank you.
Pacifica: Hey don't encourage him, I didn't even come up with this, It was all-
Before Pacifica could finish, Dipper and Stewie suddenly jumped out from behind Zuko.
Stewie: HaHa! All right you Shaolin Whitewashed butthole, Now feel the power of our Firebending!
Dipper: Yeah!
Dipper shot out a fist at Zuko, But a small pixelated flame just popped out and hit Zuko, Leaving not a single mark.
Dipper: Wha…
Dipper tried again Twice but the effect was the same, Stewie meekly shot out a kick and the same thing happened.
Nothing.
Stewie: … You know I loved you… In slumdogs Millionaire. Wait no, That wasn't you, I'm sorry, I always confuse you with…
Zuko: ENOUGH!
But before Zuko could do anything.
The whole Library shushed him.
Mabel: Maybe we should take this elsewhere.
Zuko: Fine by me.
They all left the library and the previous chase resumed, Right passed the real librarian.
Librarian: What the Hell?
Later.
Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica and Stewie ran right through town and towards the park, Mabel took a quick look behind her to see where Zuko was.
Mabel: Okay I think we lost him.
As they came to a small stone bridge they stopped to catch their breath.
Dipper: Okay, I think we're safe for now, Where the Hell is Vana?
Pacifica: We've been running all over the place, how the hell are they supposed to find us.
Stewie: It's a pretty small place, it's gonna be easy for them to find us, Eventually.
Dipper: Over the smoking bodies of Dib and Brian maybe, And also Mabel why are you dressed as a Ninja?
Mabel: I was trying to save you guys.
Dipper: As a Ninja?
Mabel: Well… Ninjas are cool right?
The three didn't say anything.
Stewie: I feel like you being a Ninja… Is a bit too soon for your Character.
Before Mabel could respond, A figure of shadow suddenly loomed over them. The kids turned around and saw what they thought was Zuko, But then as they got a better look through the Sunlight behind the figure they saw it was...
Dipper: Oh my god!
Stewie: Superman?!
But it was just a cardboard cutout of Superman, pushed along by Clyde.
Clyde: Oh hey guys, Could you help move this Cardboard cutout I bought?
The four kids just starred.
Dipper: Oh… Sorry Clyde we thought you were…
Suddenly Zuko came running up to them, almost out of breath.
Zuko: ...Okay… Now I…
Zuko then stopped himself.
Zuko: Wait… Did you guys think that cut out was the actual Superman? Pfft, You guys are stupid.
Pacifica: You'r Stupid!
Zuko let out a roar as he shot a fireball at the Cutout and blew it to bits!
Clyde: HEY! I paid alot for this you dick!
Zuko: I'm sick and tired of these games… Where is the Avatar!?
Dipper: We don't know, But even if we did we wouldn't tell you!
Mabel: Yeah, What Dipper said.
Zuko: I swear to god if you run off again.
Pacifica: No.
Zuko: What?
Pacifica: I'm not running from you, In fact why the hell are we running from you anyway? Because we're scared of you.
Zuko: I'm shooting fireballs at you.
Pacifica: Yeah, with terrible Aim! I've seen scarier things than you buddy, You shouldn't even count as Scary, You look like the Karate Kid with Pink eye.
Zuko: Oh yeah, Well… Your hair looks like a Mop!
Pacifica: Bitch, You wish you had this hair!
Zuko: Okay that's it, I need the Avatar so I can reclaim my Honor! Where is the Avatar?!
Before any of the kids could respond back, A truck horn sounded behind them. They all turned to see a Truck, crashing through the park, Straight towards them!
Stewie: Holy Mother F#$ ~!
Zuko: Get down!
They jumped out of the way, Just as the Truck crashed into the side of the bridge, As the dust cleared, Aang then appeared outside the Truck, Still drunk.
Aang: H-Hey guys… Just came outta truck… All Drunk…. He He He… Rhymes…
Zuko: ...What?
Aang: Oh hey Zuko… You try to kill my friends… and the yellow puppy.
Pacifica: That's… the last airbender?
Dipper said nothing, He just stared in bafflement.
Aang: You know I… I hear there's a policy on assholes… but I'm just quoting heathers here… So how about we skip to the cool beinding stuff, Okay…
Zuko: Uh, While you're drunk?
Aang: I'm not… drunk… Your gettin your Fuckin cock blwon off!
And then to everyone's shock, Aang pulled out a glock and fired repeatedly at Zuko and into the air, Zuko quickly dodged his way out of the bullets as Aang shot at him randomly, Dipper, Pacifica, Stewie, Mabel and Clyde ducked too as Aang shot in all directions with the gun.
Zuko meanwhile had taken refuge behind a nearby bench and shot a fireball at Aang, Knocking the gun out of his hand.
Aang: Oh… You want the big guns ya bastard?! ...I give- I give you big guns!
And then Aang brough out not one, But two AK-47 rifles and open fired at Zuko again!
Zuko: How the F #$!?
Zuko then quickly ducked as Bullets came at him.
Dipper: Okay, Where did Aang get guns!?
Aang just kept shooting at Zuko, Until suddenly his aim went elsewhere and he ran out of bullets.
Zuko: Hah! Out of amo!
Suddenly a cracking sound was heard, Zuko looked to the left corner behind him, Aang had shot out an old tree, and it was loosened from it's stump by the Bullets. It suddenly toppled over, right onto a screaming Zuko! Who was trapped underneath it with a crash!
Aang: Ya… Day saved… I sleep now…
And Aang suddenly fell over into a drunken sleep.
Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Stewie and Clyde just stared in complete bafflement at what happened, Along with Mark, Jack, Randy, Sharon, Katara, Sokka, Vana, Pooh, Piglet, Dib, Brian and Iroh, who had just arrived on the scene with Aang and saw the whole thing.
Mark: Wow, That uh… that was something.
Iroh shook his head and walked over to his trapped nephew.
Iroh: Well, This was a pretty crazy trip my nephew, Nice place this is, Good Tea, Although, I do think we've overstayed our welcome.
And with that, He pushed the tree off of Zuko and carried him away.
Iroh: Maybe we should come back when the Avatar's less drunk and you're healed up okay.
Zuko: Fair… enough…
Mark: Wait! How did you get in Crossover town in the first place? The shield's supposed to keep out our enemies.
Sharon: Yeah, and a real bang up job it's done.
Katara: Tell me about it.
Iroh: You have a shield? Hmm, That Probe didn't seem to mention a shield, Must not work very well.
Mark: What?
Jack: A Probe?
Mark and Jack looked at each other.
Iroh: Well see you around, Hope you get the shield working properly.
And with that, Iroh walked off with Zuko, leaving the others to stare in complete wary silence.
Katara: ...Where did Aang evan get the guns?!
Just then Mac came over.
Mac: Hey guys, Any of you see two of my AK-47's? Why is Aang sleeping?
Pacifica then turned to Dipper.
Pacifica: Is this… also what you've been doing lately.
Dipper: Kinda.
Mabel: Welcome to Crossover Town Pacifica!
Pacifica: ...I'm going to die here.
To Be Continued.
Well, That was a rollercoaster wasn't it? I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, The Story's going to pick up a bit from here, Also be sure to look up my other stories and series such as South Park Exiles and Watership Down (Retelling) and If you want a complete run down on my Fanfiction, Here's the list.
Tales from Animal Farm.
Crossover Legends Season 1.
Conquest of Egypt.
Quest for the Black Cauldron.
Viva la New Queen.
Crossover Legends Season 2.
Other unrelated stories.
Go God Go. (Retelling.)
Watership Down. (Retelling.)
Carrie White, Jedi of the Old Republic.
Star Wars, Rebellion Unleashed.
South Park Exiles.
South Park, The Dark Time comes. (This will be worked on.)
Please see these Stories, I need all the love for them I can get.
Stay tuned for now, and I will see you all again.