Prompt: Send in (mouthless emoji) + a word for a short drabble, headcanon, or one-shot written in first person based on that word.
I have seen bits and pieces of gameplay for TSOT/TFBW and one of the junk items that you can collect from Shelly's room is a Stupid Spoiled Whore doll. It seems OOC for Shelly to own such an item, so here we are.
A doll.
My stupid uncle got me a fucking DOLL for Christmas. And not just any doll. A fucking bargain bin, two thousand and late Paris Hilton doll!
I gave Stan my best death glare. He was too busy beaming over his own present to notice. Uncle Jimbo had gotten him a BB gun.
I scowled at the doll. Maybe if I concentrated hard enough, it would transform into Generic Dystopian Teen Novel #1611, the present I really wanted.
Who was I kidding? I was stuck with this stupid piece of plastic until Uncle Jimbo kicked the bucket.
"What do you say, Shelly?" Mom was giving me that look. The one that said "Your uncle doesn't know how to shop for girls, especially teenage girls, but he means well so please be nice".
I shot one last envious look towards the turd's BB gun.
"Thanks, Uncle Jimbo," I muttered.