Prompt: Send in (mouthless emoji) + a word for a short drabble, headcanon, or one-shot written in first person based on that word.

Takes place just after "Tegridy Farms Halloween Special"


Fat bitchy angel.

My dad's words had been repeating in my head on a constant loop for hours.

I know that I'm ugly. My headgear makes me look like a monster. My hair is hideous. I have no boobs or curves. I'm so short that I get mistaken for a fifth grader.

But fat?

Fat bitchy angel.

I looked at myself in the mirror. I get that I'm a fucking beast, but I never in a million years thought that I was fat! Okay, so I don't have one of those stupid thigh gaps! That doesn't make me fat, does it?

Fat bitchy angel.

I pinched my middle, wincing at the pain.

Maybe I should skip dinner tonight.


Don't worry, I wont be giving Shelly a full blown eating disorder.