Hi guys, I'm Fizz the Great. You may know me as Izzy from my previous stories. To fully address me, you have to call me Fizz the Great. I am a Dimension Traveling Archeologist, the only one in the world.

Let me tell you 10 things about myself:

1. I laugh when some character dies or when everybody is crying and weeping and my friends hate me for that and think I'm crazy or psychopathic but I'm not; never trust the internet quizzes people they are not reliable; every single one about testing whether you have psychopathic tendencies or not is not true; I have psychopathic tendencies but I'm not a psychopath HAHAHAHA

2. I am a Candor and Grryfindor but i don't like grryfindor or any other houses except slytherin because i can only spell slytherin properly

3. I am not colorblind

5. I like Asians

6. I am an Asian

7. I like Chinese, Korean, Taiwanese, and Japanese food

8. that might be because I'm Asian

9. I am a very big Marvel fan

10. I am missing number 4 on my list

May the Force be with You, as You Trek Into Darkness~~

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I'm a Christian~

I believe that Jesus is the truth, the way, and the life and no one can go through the Father but through Him.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...

Then copy and paste this into your profile

I'm a level seven clearance field agent and I follow the orders of Agent Phil Coulson. My work will be fully dedicated to SHIELD and to defeating HYRDRA, protecting the world from the weirder world.

just for fun:

1. Legolas

2. Sherlock

3. 11th Doctor

4. Gunter

5. Loki

6. Ethan Hunt

7. Yassen (alex rider)

8. Adam Young (owl city)

9. Captian Jack Sparrow

10. Han Solo

Number 1 cooks you breakfast. What would it be?

Fresh rabbits from the Middle Earth.

You and Number 5 goes to the park. What will you two be planning to do?

How to rule over the world…

Number 3 falls in love with Number 6. What is your reaction?

Yells nononononononononono. Then scream and run. Ethan is married and the Doctor is no gendered!!! That means he can regenerate into a girl anytime!!! Oh wait, what.

Number 7 trips number 2. What would 2 do?

Curse him than shot him in the shoulder or leg. Then Yassen would attempt to trip him again and they start fighting.

Number 8 pushes Number 10 off the building. What would 10 do?

Yell, “The force will not be with you Adam!!!!!!”

But Adam won’t do that.

So Han Solo pushes Adam off and Adam yells, “It’s not really a good time now!!!”

If you and Number 9 go out for lunch, where would you go?

He would go to a bar and have some rum. And I would have some cocktail, probably Blue Lagoon or something. But that would be under-age drinking...

You and Number 4 get into an argument because of what?

He stole my rubber duck.

If 1 eats the food he/she hates the most, what will it be his/her reaction?

“Alas! Curse this foul-tasting food, may the orcs eat it and die! I shall now shot it with my bow.”

8 and 9 gets in a fight. Who will win?

Jack. Adam would probably chuck his microphone at him than use his guitar as a mace or flip his piano over him while Jack simply takes out a gun and shoots him. Or wounds him then tie him up.

2 meets 3 in the bar, both drunk, what will happen?

Sherlock will mumble about tobacco ashes and the Doctor will be extremely confused and curse at him in Galliferyan and Sherlock will yell back in Galliferyan saying aliens aren’t real so the Doctor drags him to his Tardis and they teleport to another dimension and get caught by an alien colony.

6 pees in front of 10, what would 10 think?

Dang this! I must cut off his penis with my lightsaber.

4 dreams about what?

Ruling the Ice Kingdom and watching Baby Ballet and smashing all those bottles in the entire Ooo world.

5 is about to die, what is his/her last words?

I could’ve done it for you, father.

1 needs to use the bathroom but 3 is in it, what would 1 do?

The Doctor doesn’t pee but if he does Legolas will charge in and yell, “By the degree of the elf thrones I need to wee wee and you shall leave immediately or else I’ll do it right here!” And the Doctor will yell, “Never until a Dalek exterminates my penis!” And then Legolas pees right there.

Oh wait...but the Doctor's alien so where is his...nevermind.

6’s favorite drink is not there, what will he/she do?

NOOOOOOOOO… Then runs to the nearest convenient store, crawls through the vent, drop down without touching he floor, grab his drink, then explode the door and run out with the Mission Impossible theme song playing in the background.

8 and 9 decided to live together. What would happen?

Very very bad things will happen my friend. Adam Young will keep on singing each day while Jack gets annoyed and throws rum bottles at him so Adam will make a song called, “Oh How Jack Threw the Bottles!”

9 kicks 7’s butt by accident. What will 7 do?

Yassen will threaten Jack to a gun point and Jack runs. Like always.

4, 5, and 10 are all stuck in an elevator for 5 hours. What will they do?

Han will try his best to blast his way out while Gunter makes it worse by freezing everything and Loki just stands there and mutters about stupid mortals and then Han hears it and threatens Loki with his gun and Gunter freezes Han and Loki cheers than Gunter freezes Loki and then the elevator fixers came and finds a penguin with 2 frozen men making weird faces at them.

Or Gunter spits water at Han and Han gets angry and chops Gunter into pieces while Loki watches without interest.

Your house is on fire. What will 1 and 2 do?

Legolas will yell, “Aiieeee! Sauron has cursed this house! We must get out! No my bow has burned up! NOOOOOOOOOO! I can’t go without my bow! NOOOOOOOOO!” And he falls to the floor crying while Sherlock carelessly deduces a safe way out and gets out leaving Legolas there and then texts John to call the firetruck. And then John would be like, “Legolas is still in there? Get him out!!!” And Sherlock would be like, “Why? He’s an idiot from the middle earth that only cares about his stupid piece of wood and string why should I rescue him there’s already enough idiots in the world."

7 is invites 6 to dinner, what is your reaction?

Yassen is obviously trying to get a chance to murder Ethan or have a chance to bargain with him and set a secret mission to overcome the government. Or simply asking to be in Ethan’s team, since he’s so good at killing.

You hear 5 and 2 having a quite conversation. Both seems to be enjoying themselves, what do you think they’re talking about?

World domination and how the world is filled with idiots that don’t understand them. Or about tea and Co co la and di ate coke and pep si coke and coke r c light.

You know you live in the 21st Century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did