Parody of Pepe Le Pew: Two Scent's Worth.

Also, this takes place turn Tiny Toon Adventures: How I spend my Spring Break

In the region of France, the French Alps.

Furrball was on a trip there, he received some cash he got from Sylvester cat, used that money for spring break.

Furrball could hardly wait to try any kind of food he would want to get his claws on, little did he know that his troubles were about to get dicey.

A strange man visits a fishmonger to buy a sardine, then he leaves with the small fish held in his fingers.

He returns to a remote flat and closes the door behind him.

He takes out a fishing pole and attached the sardine to it then fished it out the window.

Furrball was walking by the alleyway that was nearby. "Sniff... sniff." He whiffed at the scent of the fish. "Meow..."

He slurped at the scent of the fish and walked over to catch it.

He took a bite out of it and that's was the stranger's cue to reel in the cat.

While Furrball was finishing the sardine, the man painted the blue cat black and white to make him look like a skunk, but the blue cat didn't realize that.

The robber carried Furrball in his arms and dropped him in the sunroof of a nearby bank.

The partons were startled wondering what just fell through the roof, one man looked down in fright. "Le Skunk, Le pew!"

"Le yipe!"

"Le eek!"

The patrons flee away as the robber snuck inside and makes off with the money on a nearby hill.

However in a few nearby bushes came Fifi La Fume, who was also taking a vacation in France, French Alps. "Hum...hum...hmm...humm." She hummed to herself.

The robber came across the female skunk, but he wasn't fazed due to his smoking and was proud that he accomplished his mission. "Don't follow me kitty, you have served your-" He stopped abruptly when he realized that he was smelling the odor of an actual skunk.

He ran off in a flash, retreating at the police station, and turning himself in, then he locked himself in a cell and threw away the key.

"Meow...meow...meow?" Furrball said in confusion, wondering where everyone has run off to.

Fifi continued to walk but stopped as she saw the cat coming out of the bank. "Oh, la la, mon petit skunk hunk!"

Furrball was just about to leave until his eyes were covered. "Peek-a-boo, guess who?" The blue cat has recognized the female voice, it was the same skunk he encountered when he was being chased by two bully cats. "It's me!" She continued, but she put him down. "Pardon moi, I'm Fifi La Fume, the female skunk, and your lover."

Fifi then grabbed Furrball's arm, smothering it in kisses until she smooched his cheek.

Furrball attempted to flee but Fifi jumped over him, which caused him to catch her in his arms. "Hm. So impetuous, but nice."

Furrball runs away as Fifi falls on her butt. " You know, it is not just a case of visual attraction; I admire his mind too!"

Fifi chases the cat out of the village, the two approach a mountain, Furrball hides in the cable car. "Pant... pant... pant..." The cat panted heavily, leaning against a lever.

However he leaned too close which caused him to activate by accident, as the cable car began to move, Fifi jumped towards it, grabbing the edge of it.

"Sigh..." Furrball sighed in relief, thinking he escaped.

But he was wrong. "Like, bonjour, mon amour." A female voice said.

Furrball turned to see Fifi, she was wearing a cable car employee hat. "All is fair, in loving fare, mon dear." She asked, gesturing her finger towards a sign that read "Fare 5fr."

She grabbed the cat and hugged him tightly. "Alright, you resisted moi long and run away from moi." She began to smooch his face. "Mna mna, mna, mna!"

Furrball struggled to get loose, but Fifi kept him in a tight grip. "You flirt..." She teased. "Mna mna..." She looked towards the audience. "Charming situation, no?"

"Mna, mna, mna!" She continued to smooch the cat again and again. "I'll tell you what, you stop resisting me and I'll stop resisting you."

Furrball stopped for a moment, but it was clear that offer he wouldn't accept, though Fifi didn't realize that. "That a better offer, no?"

Furrball climbed the cable car's line, he then came across a ski jump, he went to the top, two pairs of skis were there. "Bonjour, I'll be your guide to love, no?" She sped towards the cat and embraced him again.

"Together we shall explore the heights of light," Fifi said as she kissed the cat's head. "Then the conquest of Everest will pail into insignificant." She continued to kiss the cat again. "We shall ascend into the moment of-"

Furrball struggled himself free, then landing his feet onto one of the pair of skis.

However Fifi wasn't giving up that easy, she was on her pair of skis. "Navigator to pilot, the male skunk at 3:00, over."

She was imitating a pilot and navigator position. "Pilot to the navigator, rowr rowr, over." She concluded as she imitated a gun sound. "I shot you with the act-act of love, no?" She crashed into a tree, but she recovered, then she swung on some nearby tree branches.

Furrball continued to flee on his stray ski, Fifi was on his tail, they skied around the hills, again and again.

Furrball saw that his former stalker was slowly gaining on him, he paddled his paws on the ground like if he was paddling a boat.

Up ahead was a cliff. "Rowr!" Furrball screeched in fright.

He slowed down by paddling his arms on the ground, he eventually stopped just inches away above the edge.

Fifi crashes into him and they go off the edge. "Mon dear, how good of you to wait for me." Furrball hugged her, out of fear of falling, the two fall down for a second.

Then Fifi deploys a pink heart-shaped parachute, as she looked at the audience. "A true gentle lady like moi must be prepared for anything for her true love."

I did this because I gave this story some thought, that also someone wanted to see something like this, so I decided to write, anyway read and review, no bad reviews though.

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