Vile Slanders
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Joined 06-08-15, id: 6835999, Profile Updated: 06-11-16
Author has written 10 stories for Pokémon, Warframe, and Misc. Books.

I write Pokemon fanfics. I also write Warframe fanfiction. Yes, I'm aware that plot is nonexistent in Warframe. That's what makes writing Warframe fanfiction interesting. Other than that, I'll try my hand at penning anything, but knowing me the way that I do: the result will always turn out pretty gloomy. I just can't make a decent feel-good story.

I generally do not write for younger audiences; as my material just doesn't exploit enough graphic sex to keep teenagers interested for very long. What a bummer, huh?

My current fixation is applying a sound scientific template to the world of Pokemon, and building up my own little perspective of what kind of world would result if Pokemon were subjected to the laws of nature. My most zealous attempt at such a world is TSoK, or "The Saga of Kings." The title is corny for a reason, 'cause if you aren't facepalming when you read it, then you're probably not cynical enough to enjoy it.

Just so you are aware: "The power of friendship" was the very first canon element that I scrapped in TSoK. It's total bullshit, and beyond the benefits of an altruistic relationship, "friendship" has no scientific basis for establishing an individual organism's nigh-invincibility. Like I said, my writing tends to sway into the gloomy zone, so pucker up if you're going to take a swing at TSoK.

My other works include:

"Splitting Horizons," which was a buffer medium that I designed to get back into the writing scene, and a story that I have since cancelled production. It had potential, but then I went and messed it up by focusing on a romantic angle that is guaranteed to have soiled the undershorts of a fair amount of adolescences. No offense kiddies, but that is why I quit writing "Splitting Horizons."

From the author's perspective, it was downright disturbing.

"Reflection Divided," which is my go-to story when I tire of writing about TSoK's sophist ideals and (pseudo)scientific dissertations. It still packs a heavy dosage of natural selection, but not every character in the story is an absolutely inhumane toerag murdering mon in a beret. This is probably as close as I will ever come to writing a feel-good story, so cheers.

"TSoK Productions," Which is basically a couple of short stories exploring the perspectives that the TSoK Core Trilogy failed to touch base on.

"Intersecting Parallels," Which started out as a TSoK Productions one-shot exercise, whose primary focus was my attempt at marrying the Lovecraftian method with a metaphor. It has since evolved into another one of my developing projects, and it should be noted that this is probably my darkest tale yet. You might need to bring a thesaurus and an open link to Wikipedia along for the viewing, but that's only if you're intent on exploring the sci-fi angle to its fullest extent. Though if emotional sojourns are more akin to your preferences, I can still guarantee you a heavy dose of Vile Slanders's trademarked flavor of angst. By the by: said story is complete.

As for criticism? I love criticism. Go ahead and lay it on me with a side of your opinion. But do be aware, I do not reply to flaming. I know that it is good fun torching a complete stranger on social media, and as a matter of fact, it's one of my favorite hobbies; but I do not waste my considerable trolling skills laying waste to the cut-and-paste pasta that 90% of flames consist of.

If you desire criticism on a story, or even advice on writing; feel free to ask. I don't claim to be the best, but it isn't too hard for me to pull substantially higher than average in the global literary scene. Especially on this lovely site.

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Fledglings by Fobbie reviews
A young Nidoran unearths the ancient guardian of her home, one of a kind lost to the world. Will her home, and the world at large, cope with his return?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 93 - Words: 999,186 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/11 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Lugia, Growlithe/Gardie, Nidoran, Druddigon
Making It Big by An Author's Pen reviews
Because if a rattata can do it, so can I. So can anyone.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,636 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/28 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Glameow/Nyarmar, Rattata/Koratta, OC
lucifer by Kuruk reviews
She cleans the taint from your hands and brings you redemption - a supernova to herald your rebirth. — Giratina, Dawn.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Giratina, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Revelations: A Cynic's View of Pokemon by CorianderWryters reviews
[COMPLETE] A series starring a less-than-peppy trainer. Finally finished...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,894 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Complete
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The Saga of Kings: Farewell reviews
Parting is such sweet sorrow. Last call, get your drinks now, before we close shop for good.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,465 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 6/6/2018
The Saga of Kings, Book I: Hero reviews
I am not the King. That is a Ranger's Beret on my head, not a crown. So you want to know what happened after the Championships? You want to know my role in the disaster that unfurled when the Brink opened? You want to know if I stepped into the Brink, and how I'm still alive if I did? Well, I'll tell you. But Zane Bastard is starting from the relevant beginning. This is my story...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 338,888 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Growlithe/Gardie, Magikarp, OC
Fused Duality reviews
Things happen in life. One day, you and your friends are enjoying a bout of video games and junk food; the next day, you're all struggling to understand what happened. But understanding isn't the only struggle that we face in this life. Take a journey with a trio of friends, as they come to terms with an event that has separated them from everything they knew and understood.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 10/10/2017 - Lapras/Laplace, Wigglytuff/Pukurin, Aggron/Bossgodora
Countless Shades of Blue reviews
'Cause Fifty shades of Blue just wasn't enough, here's my tribute to the King of Swag. A record of the most handsome and most intelligent man to have ever graced this boring planet of Earth. See into the very mind of our generation's prodigy of cool. So who is this incontestable embodiment of human ingenuity and the very personification of raw animal magnetism? Myself. Duh.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Red, Blue O./Green O. (male), Green/Blue (female)
A Conversation
Just a small collection of passing thoughts.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Complete
Reflections Divided reviews
Solomon. Once a man, now a Magikarp. Stuck in a foreign world where man never left a footprint. A world of eat or be eaten. Not a kind world for a Magikarp. Fortunately, the "God" who brought Sol here isn't completely merciless. Sol has been given a mission, and he has been bestowed with powerful allies in its pursuit. But is it enough in this primeval world? Or is Sol just a pawn?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,657 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Absol, Magikarp, Ralts, Gyarados
Intersecting Parallels reviews
An egotistical Xenopetrologist. A groundbreaking cosmological find. A hideous truth older than mankind itself. An abducted eleven year old girl. A cruel experiment. A reflection of a bygone species's Gya old mistake. Two lives are shattered in the pursuit of the ultimate life form. But is innocence the ultimate price of hubris? Or do the repercussions extend beyond the virtuous?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,125 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Mewtwo, Deoxys, OC - Complete
Vanity reviews
The lies that once bound them in eternal sleep, have now freed them from their endless dreams.
Warframe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2016
TSoK Productions: Through Other Eyes reviews
See the world through other eyes. A world a bit different from the one you're familiar with. When a huntress falls due in part to a genetic anomaly, her lifelong Pack leaves her for dead. But all is not lost. Where one Pack abandons her, a different Pack adopts her. But this Pack operates unlike any the huntress has encountered before. What kind of backwards world has taken her in?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 12/3/2015 - OC, Steven S./Daigo, Aggron/Bossgodora, Zangoose
Splitting Horizons reviews
Jordan was a man who had damned himself into reliving his tragic past forever. A man without any hope beyond an end. How could feathers and a beak make life any worse? Enter May, daughter of a gym leader, and a rookie trainer. Could the aid of a pokemon powerful beyond her experience be the best thing to have ever happened to May? Or perhaps the deadliest? The Hoenn journey begins.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 278,780 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - May/Haruka, Darkrai, Norman/Senri, Blaziken/Bursyamo
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