Name: James

Gender:

Male

Age: 29

Hobbies: Football (the American one) hunting, MMA, kickboxing, Krav Maga, Taekwondo , writing (weekly), occasionally reading, Wing Chung. Now a days with my business needing so much attention I just practice all of the above martial arts in MMA. I don't learn under individual teachers anymore.

Country: United States Of America

Likes: funny people, easygoing people, people that you can't push around, people who stand up for weaker people, people who don't waste all of their day inside (unless they're sick), People that are creative, and people that like the same things as me. Milo Yianoppoulos.

Dislikes: Annoying people, strict people, pathetic people, mean people, bullies, strawberries, mega nerds, people who spend WWWAAAYYYYY too much time watching fucking manga and all that animated shit... no offense intended just don't like, losers, poor people who act rich.

Religion: Christian, but not that super hella strict kind

Things I'm proud of: Lost my virginity in seventh grade to an eighth grade cheerleader/gymnast, got into my first real fist fight in fourth grade... I won, got my first black belt in fifth grade Taekwondo, got my black belt in Krav Maga in eleventh grade, got my Karate black belt in ninth grade, been practicing MMA since sixth grade, Kickboxing black belt in eighth grade. Then I went up the degrees/Dan/other name for next level of black belt. I'm most certainly not a master at any of the above as a master is for example a karate master would be at this tenth "Dan" I am at my sixth currently.

CURRENT STORIES

Perseus: The Imperfect Perfect Child (if you cry from how bad this story was, it's okay. You're definitely not the only one.)

Percy Grace: Son of Jupiter

The God of the absence of Light- Chapter 5 949 words/?,???

Favorite Quote: "God created man, then he realized that he can't let us have a perfect life. So he created these demon like beings who have emotions that even Socrates doesn't question... the rumor on the streets is that they're called women." -Anonymous (from reddit, soo...)

"There's this plaque in the cemetery that reads: James 1988-2015, cause of death: brought up God in the YouTube comments." -Me

"Hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up, you write fanfiction on the side? Bruh, you're married to a fucking goddess and are a jacked millionaire, why the fuck do you write fanfiction? Like bruh, that's mad weird fam, shit's mad nerdy bro. You was mad cool in High school bruh, the fuck happened?" -My friend of African decent... who now reads fanfiction. Don't tell anyone though, he's very insecure about his masculinity.

Who is my godly parent?

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President (And Prom King) You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic

7/10 (Awesome)

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis (I swim in one of my two pools at least daily). You swim professionally (I was on my highschoool swim team, best on the team.) You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac.

6/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.

0/10 (thank God, I am in no way emo... ewww)

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10 (whew, I hate tree huggers)

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

7/10 (Lit fam, mad awesome)

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President.(not anymore) You have a huge shelf of books at home. (My house has a library) You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

8/10 (Um, ew)

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel. (I hunt every year.)

3/10 (Whew I hate Feminazis)

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox (Of course I do, I'm a guy, of course I have one).you often search the Internet to look at pictures of robots. you're a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren't afraid of fire.

3/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school (when I was at school) You’re always invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

8/10 (Awesome)

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster.You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You're inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

5/10 (cool)

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.(except sex, sex is always good, and money, oh and alcohol, oooh and yachts, I do like yachts)

7/10 (Awesome)