Redo
Disclaimer: I don't Own Naruto, Kishimoto does.
I apologize if there are a couple of missing words or incorrect words in the story.
Hope you enjoy :)
Chapter six
A blonde-haired male was currently having a dream about ramen until the seal woke him up, waking up he became cranky and looked directly at the door to see Jiraiya.
The older man who stepped into the room looked at the cranky Uzumaki and saw a sleeping black-haired boy sleeping on another bed, "I'm not questioning your sexuality but why is he here?" he said a little annoyed.
Naruto gained a tick mark and looked at him with a glare, "I got attacked by the S-Rank missing nins; Kisame and Itachi. the reason the teme is here is because he tried to kill Itachi as you can see from it" the sapphire eye boy said more annoyed than the older man.
Jiraiya's eyes became wide and shouted in his mind 'HOW DID I NOT SENSE THEM!!!'. He was going to shout what happened when a man in a green spandex and a bowl cut barged into the room.
The Uzumaki eye twitched, getting up he lifted Sasuke off the bed and threw him at the man. "he's all yours Guy sensei!" he shouted very annoyed while pushing him out the door.
Closing it he looked at the clock and saw he only slept for about ten minutes, "if you want to know about how I survived then listen closely".
Five minutes of explaining
Jiraiya looked at Naruto like he grew another head, "when did you learn how to make chains" he said uncertain. The Uzumaki shrugged, "it just came natural to me, I discovered it about a couple of weeks before the exam" he said with a half truth.
The Toad Sage looked at him like he had three heads now and remembered another question, "okay... now where did you learn seals because I know I've never taught you?". The cheese-haired boy got a little smug look, "same time as I learned about my chains".
The older man was about to have a heart attack, "h-how d-did you learn that fast?" he asked dumbly while remembering the alarm seal. Naruto looked at him with squintingeyes that said 'are you serious', so he created a shadow clone.
Seeing this Jiraiya face palmed, "I forgot about that" he muttered. Taking a breath he rubbed hus head, "well now lets change the subject, I managed to get word that Tsunade was in a town nearby". (I forgot the name)
Naruto yawned and got up, grabbing his things the two left.
Night time in the village Tsunade was in
Naruto looked at the village they arrived to and remembered where she was, "I'm hungry, since you chose last time I'm choosing this time" the cheese-haired boy said to his teacher.
Jiraiya rubbed his face but nodded, the sapphire eye boy led him to a restaurant that was half a bar. Getting inside of the establishment the two walked in, the pervert looked around until he spotted a familiar woman.
Dragging the blonde along he dragged him to the two ladies and pig that was on their lap, Jiraiya smiled widely arriving at their table. "hi Tsunade it's been awhile" said the pervert, the woman who was drinking sake frowned.
Putting the sake sauser down she looked at him, "it looks like I have been having a team reunion, what do you want?".The older mans face became serious at that sentence, "what ever Orochimaru offered you, you better not betray the village or I'll eliminate you".
The older woman of the two rolled her eyes and picked up her saucer, "you still haven't told me what you want". the white-haired man took a moment to think but answered, "in the village of all its wisdom chose you as the fifth Hokage".
Tsunade scoffed and started to play with her sake, "why would I lead a village that took everything from me?" she asked curiously. Naruto who was listening got an idea that would weed work like last time, "how about a bet?".
The older blonde raised her eyebrow, "a bet? what could a Genin like you offer me?". The Uzumaki smirked, "I'll give up trying to be Hokage and a ninja, after that I shall start following you" he said with no hesitation.
Jiraiya's eyes went wide while Tsunade's eyebrow grew more, "why would I want you following me?" she asked catching the bait. Naruto smiled, "considering I am an Uzumaki like you that makes us kind of like family, so if I lose then I'll follow you while if I win another Uzumaki comes into the village" he finished breathlessly.
The Senju's eyes became wide but then smirked, "deal what's your name and the bet?" she asked confidently. The younger Uzumaki smirked also, "my name is as Naruto Uzumaki, I am currently learning the Rasengan so if I win you must become Hokage while the same that I said before will happen if I fail".
Jiraiya who held his tongue eyes became wide but became confused while the Senju smirk grew, "alright I'll even throw in my necklace if you win".
The older mans eyes went wide while Naruto nodded, turning to Jiraiya he quickly dragged him out of the restaurant. After walking further away enough the pervert stopped him, "damn brat that was very sneaky" he said shaking his head.
The Uzumaki smirked, "I try" he said walking again.
A week later of fake training
'I honestly forgot about this' the Genin thought tiredly. he was currently running with Jiraiya, Tonton and Shizune after Tsunade who is probably talking with the snake pedophile, the black-haired woman told them about the deal between Tsunade and Orochimaru which led them to their current position.
TonTon stopped running when the group arrived at the old castle, seeing seeing signs of battle they followed it until they arrived to see Tsunade about to get killed.
Jiraiya quickly engaged the pedo while his partner set his eyes on Naruto and Shizune, the blonde was about to battle Kabuto when she stopped him.
Knowing what she was going to do after getting into a stance he stepped back, the duo then get into a battle that really wasn't as long as Naruto remembered.
He recalled the battle lasting hours (about four episodes I think), now it just lasted a total of twenty minutes. Seeing her get beaten he saw Kabuto was about to finish the job so he intervened, summoning a chain from his back he directed it at the man who lept away.
The white-haired young man narrowed his eyes, "Orochimaru said to be wary of you, though I must wonder how you became as strong as this after the second exams" he said in wonder.
Naruto tried his best to look indifferent while in the inside he was sweating, "I was always like this, I just didn't want to show off" he said with the same half truths he does.
The snakes play toy looked in contemplation until his eyes became wide, he jumped away quickly as a chain shot out from the ground and cut part of his leg.
He healed it completely and tried retaliating but felt pain as he was hit in the stomach by a ball of chakra, he launched away and landed in crater that he formed.
Coughing out a bit of blood he looked back at the sapphire eye boy, "h-how did you do that w-without l-letting me sense y-you?" he asked with some wheezing.
Naruto shrugged while doing loosening exercises, "how did you think I got away from the Anbu's when I did my pranks?" he asked while finishing his exercise.
The man shook his head, "I guess Orochimaru-sama was right, I do have to take you seriously" he said creating chakra scalpels. The two went into their stances and waited, the wind started to pick up when a leaf landed in the middle of them. (cliche I know)
Taking that as the start the two rushed at each other, Naruto threw a punch which was knocked away. Seeing 8 a tiny opening the gray-haired man slashed at the blondes right forearm, feeling his forearm get cut opened he jumped back.
Frowning he ran towards his opponent at low Jonin levels, getting close enough the Uzumaki unleashed his chains on the surprised Kabuto which allowed the chains to pierce his right shoulder and wrap around his left leg.
The panicking man quickly molded as much chakra as he could and substituted with a log (all hail the log), the sapphired eye boy frowned. "damn log always saves them, good thing most can't figure it out. At least I drained about a third of his chakra" he muttered annoyed which no one heard.
Kabuto was now standing with his master on Manda, Orochimaru narrowed his eyes at the blonde, 'he's getting dangerous to interfere with my plans, might as well get rid of him now or put him in the bingo book' he thought slightly pissed.
Knowing the young boy would want to protect the woman he unleashed Kusanagi, the Uzumaki saw what was happening eyes grew wide. Naruto unleashed as much chains as he could at the snake man, a couple of hundred chains were shot but weren't able to stop it.
Only having one last resort Naruto molded his chakra as he could knowinghe was very close to chakra exhaustion from his previous attack, at the last possible moment of the sword reaching her chest he substituted her with himself.
The older woman appeared next where he once stood and had wide eyes, seeing that she was safe he quickly passed out to chakra exhaustion and from the sword in his gut.
The teacher of the Genin became angry and unleashed all fury on the pedophile, the pedo was about to defend from his attacker when he was suddenly punched fifty meters away.
Standing in his spot was a pissed of Tsunade, Orochimaru saw this and was scared shitless since he knew he could not take the two angry Sannin at once.
Making a slight snarl he reversed summoned with his partner, Naruto who had a glimps at that interaction frowned. 'at least it is as close to the original' he thought passing out once more.
The Next Day
A blonde awoke from his slumber, looking at his right forearm and gut he saw a bandage on them. Slowly getting out of bed he winced and quickly changed, finishing putting his fish net shirt on he heard the door opening.
Looking at the door he saw the adults he fought alongside in battle, the trio and pig looked at the blonde and had a raised eyebrow.
"who's that?" said the Senju with a frown while Jiraiya was giggling perversely and Shizune was blushin, not knowing what was going on he looked back. Behind him was a familiar redhead who was older than the blonde, she was wearing an orange dress shirt and was sitting up on the bed while rubbing her eyes.
Naruto eyes became wide and turned back to the group, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!!" he shouted in panic. Tsunade continued the frown while Jiraiya had a mischievous face, "I didn't know your fantasy was about your girlfriend being older than you!" the pervert said excited thinking he could train him in the ways of the pervert.
The older woman frowned at the younger blonde, "that was a Genjutsu that projects your most wanted dream or fantasy to others, I believe you said 'my dream is to be Hokage'." she finished looking a little disappointed at the mini pervert.
The sapphired eye boy made a realization, "u-uhh... puberty?" he said stupidly to get events from the future out of his head. Tsunade frowned deepened, "Jiraiya described me your roommate so I'm going to teach you two about protection and beat the idea of intercourse out of your skull until your at least seventeen" she finished in a dangerous motherly tone.
The boy could only bow his head in shame and embarrassment, he then turned and glared at the Toad Sage. "you know... I can leak the pictures that you have of a certain blonde..." he said threatening his teacher.
Jiraiya's eyes became horrified while Tsunade narrowed her eyes, said woman slowly turned to the man. He looked at the lady which caused him to freeze, seeing him freeze she then starts beating him up.
End Of Chapter
Sorry for being late, I have gotten a tad bit lazy mixed in with writers block.Please review and have a great day!!!