Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

A collection of one-shots, scenes, and excerpts from upcoming stories, to whet your appetite for what's to come. Romerica. Rating plus title and description subject to change.

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.

Free will means someone could decide to do just about anything. Anime/Rebuild AU oneshots.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.

Shinji knows his father, the ruthless industrialist Gendo Ikari, has never felt any love for him. Even so, he never expected to be called back from boarding school only to be informed that he is to be sacrificed to the devil himself in order to bring Gendo's beloved wife back from the dead. Victorian Era AU.

Non-magic AU, 2004: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

The worst part of the job has got to be the commercials.

being three hundred meters out in either direction over an icy, polluted river makes him nervous in a way few things can or ever have

Back from her adventures in the past, Kagome is roped into manning the kissing booth at a charity event by her best friend. And despite the fact that she's dreading it, its going to turn out to be the best day of her life...

Sent home after the jewel is completed, Kagome gets another slap by fate - she isn't aging. What happens to a person that can no longer be a part of the world - because they've lost their place in it?

If Carlos was pressed to admit it, Night Vale was scary. He just didn't know HOW scary. A slenderman fic.

In which Carlos takes Cecil to his family's house for Christmas. Humor, fluff, some heartbreak, and 3 1/4 tablespoons of murder ensue.

Only three dates into their relationship, and everything with Cecil is already completely foreign territory for Carlos. After all, pretty high up on the list of what it is to be a scientist is 'busy', and also 'terribly awkward', though he's often suspected that last one might be specifically just him.

Carlos hadn't meant for Cecil to become a subject.

Making soap isn't as easy as it looks.

The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.

Too many promises dishonored. Too many vows ignored. Too many hurts caused by words without meaning, and the pain only grows stronger. A one-shot divided into four parts. Angst. Character death. Originally written for the iyfic contest on LJ, Week 58 - Promises.

It's off season for demon hunting, so Dean and Sam decide to check out a lead that's a tad strange... even for them.

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

Sirius is making Remus twitch. In several ways...

The correct term for a spoon is forgotten and bell ringing careers at Notre Dame are considered. Oh yeah, and Sirius finds himself locked in the bathroom with Remus. Naked. And he can't remember why.

Sirius can't apologize for his life, but Remus can get even. Things get out of hand almost immediately. But maybe Sirius can help him get through the hard time before his full moon... Remus and Sirius at their best and worst. Slash. One-shot. Warnings inside.

"Commuters. If you see a 1967 Chevy Impala on the roads, please. Do not shoot at it, throw grenades and/or any other explosives at it. I assure you that this is not the same, driverless vehicle from earlier this year, cursing several people into singing "Eye of the Tiger" and doing jumping jacks for hours straight before fainting. You are safe. Relatively." Welcome to Night Vale.

A drabble series revolving around Kagome's unusual job in Sesshoumaru's cosplay cafe.

AU. Kagome is shocked to find someone not quite human lying unconscious in the snow, but that won't stop her from taking them in.

Manga AU oneshot anthology. In a world very different from the anime, Kaworu's sick of Shinji acting like a selfish jerk and Shinji doesn't want to be friends with a kitten-killing weirdo. Then Armisael infects the Fifth Child with the First's love of Shinji. Maybe, somewhere, that could possibly have ended well. Or not. Kaworu/Shinji, except when it isn't.

Roderich is stuck in an empty marriage to a woman he doesn't love anymore. The attractive mechanic he meets, however, has his own reasons for seducing him…

Making them happy was the most important thing in the world. -Tamaki/Haruhi

Roxas, Axel, Demyx. Three new pledges, the things they will do for brotherhood [Org. XIII as a FRAT]. Within the walls of the frat house, nothing is sacred. AU, drinking, drugs, violence, and 'brotherly bonding'.

Three men in Vietnam's life. Three men who created her, seduced her, broke her into herself. –Vietnam/China/France/America, a little juicier than usual

He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")

After a disastrous night at a club, Prussia makes amends and at the same time proves he's a closet romantic. Late birthday and Christmas fic for Jacquzy.

and even beasts have souls. -belle/beast

UKUS AU in which Arthur is a pirate captain, Alfred is a merman and their shared immortality has made them ghosts in a world that has long since left them behind. Final fic of Wicked Wednesdays.

AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen

the wild man stalked toward her. -jane/tarzan

If his life was a movie, Kanda wouldn't even have left to get out of a conversation. Or ignore him for the rest of the night. They would talk things out, maybe with fewer insults and more emotions shown than what Kanda would have let on. -AU-

Kanda is nineteen when he meets an angel made of dust and brittle bones.

Through usual mishap, Kagome's been separated from the group. Through unusual circumstance, Sesshomaru has decided to return her. Unless, you know, he kills her first. A long story told in short snippets. Complete.

Allen hates the rain. Nothing good happens every time it starts falling—he has proven it all his life. Kanda, too, hates the rain. But he despises it more whenever Allen decides to hide under his blankets.

A quick one-shot following the story that everyone likes to make a joke mention of: the fact that Loki gave birth to a horse. Such a thing is great to tease him about in later life, but the actual event was less of a joke. M rating as a precaution for blood. Lots of blood.

this must be freedom: screams, tears, fire, then birth. -alfred and arthur

The more powerful something is, the more damage it can do. Gendo's love for Yui drove him to insane and monstrous acts to get her back. Shinji is Gendo's son. Kaworu spent his last night on earth showing Shinji that someone could care for him. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea...

The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.

Elusive gardeners make for a confused Kagome. An interconnected drabble series.

Sugimi is spending a great deal of time trying to figure out how to tell both his sons best friend Kagome that he wants her as his. Imagine his surprise when on the night of her graduation from high school, she confronts him with her feelings...

Kagome discovers a shocking secret about her favorite author...

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

When John was a little boy he loved the sea. It was beautiful and terrifying but he loved it with all his heart. Then he met a man named Sherlock Holmes. M for Mature.

Sometimes what seems like nothing but trouble can end in quite a satisfying manner. An almost eleven year old Sesshoumaru finds that out - the easy way.

Francis is having a hard time coaxing a decent love scene from his leading actors, but Alfred and Arthur manage to deliver a better take than he'd hoped for when left to their own direction. USUK, AU, old KM de-anon

Gilbert is the devil, the Joker. He skips through night and dances through darkness, torturing the inhabitants of the Four Kingdoms. But there is one mortal, his pretty songbird, that he cannot bring himself to hurt.

She goes extra-mad in libraries, Hermione. Ron's always enjoyed watching it. This time's no exception.

i want you all to myself. -shinji/rei/asuka

"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.

A young Mozart visits and plays for the court at Schonbrunn. Austria is a little less than impressed.

It's the summer holidays – the last one of their Hogwarts years – and they're going to make it count. Marauders, Sirius/Remus twoshot. COMPLETE

Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.

It was a circus performance so mesmerizing, that Allen almost couldn't believe it was where he finally found Kanda. AllenxKanda

too little, too much, not enough. scenes of the lives of hei and yin. -enjoy.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

He promised he'd come back. Allen Walker knew how he hated people who didn't keep their promises. "Come back, beansprout. I can't hold on much longer. It's getting colder." -Yullen

Paris, 1923. After ducking inside a peculiar building, Allen Walker finds himself entranced by an Oriental dancer named Lotus and ends up staying longer than originally intended.

Kanda has always been a light sleeper, so of course, that first time, he'd noticed. He noticed, yet he'd let him. Perhaps it was simply out of curiosity of what the beansprout had wanted, or how far he would go. YW2011 - Fingertips.

Sometimes leaving everything behind to start a new life may be the best choice. But as he watches those fingers fiddling with the white papers, Allen realizes not every story can be found in a book. -Yullen Week 2011-

Allen has a new habit—one that can help him during missions and make his friends happy. But Kanda just doesn't want to accept it that easy.

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.

AU. A seventeen year old Allen Walker arrives in New Orleans, Louisiana. While minute differences may keep them at arm's length at times, he and Kanda Yu are surprisingly drawn to each other. Yullen.

Ah, mornings like this… Mornings when he buries his face in pillows that smells of tomatoes and musk and that spicy scent that is just Spain's. It's on mornings like this that Romano can actually admit, he doesn't mind the Spaniard.

An endless love, a jealous murder - and a very unique form of vengeance all come together in this little Halloween tale inspired by the One Hundred Candles artists challenge over on Deviantart by Youkai Yume. A/U

Alfred's loved Lovino for a long, long time. It's just too bad that Lovino's going to kill him. Oneshot. Prizefic for Ayse-of-Hearts. Romerica, Alfred/Lovino

Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.

AU. Few women have what it takes to work at Founder's, but when Sango complains to the manager about the coffee shop's flirtatious counter attendant, she's offered a job on the spot. A story told in bits and pieces. MirSan. COMPLETE.

Doumeki is pretty sure this is a dream, no matter what Watanuki has to say about it. -"I did not throw that banana so you could eat it, you over-salted lout! I threw it to make a point!" Pirate v. Ninja AU, sequel to "Talk Like a Pirate Day"

Because sometimes, there just can't be a happy ending. A/R. Rating for language.

Kagome and Ayame find comfort in each other... While not overly graphic, this is a Kagome/Ayame pairing, and YURI, and is rated M for content. Lemon limish? warning.

A word that describes the differences between the two brothers...

Fate has such an ironic sense of humor, as Sesshoumaru finds out one New Year's Night.

A seven year old Sesshoumaru meets a seven year old Kagome, and decides its time to learn the Inuyoukai courting rites - to his father's rather strained pride.

The much awaited sequel of 'Haunted eyes.' Deidara's learning psychic skills, Itachi's learning how not to be a social retard and there's a spirit on the loose that's just looking for a convenient host.... Rated for swearing and yaoi don't be put off

A series of Yullen oneshots, some continued from TMT. Kanda gets a bit more than he bargained for when he looks in the mirror one morning.

When Allen agreed to a short trip to the mountains for their summer vacation, he absolutely didn't expect to have this not-so-little problem. Or solving said problem with Kanda, for that matter. Curse the thin walls.

Lenalee is in Heaven, Lavi's fallen in lust, Kanda is swimming around in de Nile and Allen is trapped in Narnia. Yullen AU.

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

The world once died; now everything is like a circle, replaying the old times, back to the ancient cultures. Allen Walker, a foreign male courtesan, must serve a cocky Japanese-faced-westerner Kanda Yu in the Japanese red district. Yullen Week 2010: Carnival.

AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE

Romano Italy's a man on a mission. And this time, he's left the white flags at home. Eventual S. Italy/U.S.A. Rating subject to change.

For everyone that loves an angsty Remus, a slutty Sirius, a romantic James and a completely oblivious Peter.

Remus gets dragged to a gig by Lily, and gets more than he imagined…

Where Allen is the new kid without a home, and Kanda is the beautiful boy next door. Yullen

Or, True Love Will Follow You Forever...but... A Princess Bride parody/homage. Warnings for blatant crack, language. Oneshot. Romano/America Lovino/Alfred

Arthur is a guardian angel who feels as if he's at the bottom of the heavenly ladder. Alfred is Freedom Star, a young superhero at the top of his game. When their paths cross, Alfred's life and Arthur's afterlife... will never be the same. USxUK- AU.

The students all said that Professor Doumeki had a wife who made him lunches and impeccably pressed his shirts. Watanuki found this hilarious. AU Douwata.

Allen's having a hard time convincing everyone that he's innocent. Why won't they believe him? Why should they, when he barely believes himself?

America and South Italy are getting married, and it's all England's fault. Craaaaack. One-shot. Romerica.

I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.

Kanda Yu finds a new routine aside from buying a stack of figurines and queuing to get the newest games; it is something involving a boy with an old-man hair, who insists to call him Young Master—to Kanda's absolute dismay. Yullen Week: Game.

A tale of pork chops, potions and Gratuitous Snogging. Lily Evans does a favour for a friend, but it all goes wrong. It's all Remus' fault, naturally.

Revenge is a dish best served cold, irritating and in the middle of the night. MWPP

Because we all know that opposites attract. Seven oneshots for Yullen week of winter 2010.

How many times has James tried to ask Lily out? At the start of his first year, he decided to keep a list. These are some excerpts from that fabled record. Sadly, the incident with the Puffskeins and the Spellotape seems to have been missed out. Oneshot.

AU. When Inuyasha calls in a favor, Kagome sacrifices her holiday in order to help him fulfill an annual familial obligation. Missed flights, misunderstandings, and mistletoe conspire to bring two strangers together. SK. **watch for annual additions**

Remus is in the bad habit of falling… in more ways than one. Luckily, Sirius is there to catch him. Sirius/Remus. Oneshot.

Five weird, non-magical ways Remus and Sirius encountered each other that led to everything else.

A series of small ficlets dedicated to Remus and Sirius concerning the meanings of the eight original 1978 colours of Gilbert Baker’s first Gay Pride flag.

When Kankuro said he wanted to try the new restaurant down the street, Temari obliged him. She just didn't know what he had gotten them into. Crackfic, starring Hidan.

This was all they had wanted and more... to touch and be touched, to love and be loved... EXPLICIT YURI. COMPLETE.

Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.

It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.

Though he pledged his very existence to Prince Soma, Agni is still a human. But Sebastian?—he is a demon that only speaks the truth. Slash. Sebastian/Agni.

Sasuke takes his life too seriously, and Naruto doesn't take his seriously enough. And yet somehow, some way, opposites attract. AU COMPLETE

Sequel to "Táncol?" Elizaveta, Ludwig, Francis, and Antonio are forced to watch Gilbert slowly fade away every day. Chapter 18: "This is where the healing begins."

The sign on the door of Watanuki's Cakes and Patisserie was switched to Closed even though there was light coming through the blinds, which was odd for late Saturday morning. DouWata AU

AU. In spite of all their differences, Sesshoumaru and Kagome discover common ground... on the ice. A whirlwind romance of the Olympic variety. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. COMPLETE

The story of how one tiny child led a human-hating youkai Lord and a pure-hearted miko to love - all through the medium of her favorite thing... flowers. Second place on Dokuga for Best Kagome port. and Third Best Romance.

Who is the one who leaves a red rose in front outside Iruka's front door every morning?

AU. Everyone knows that a hanyou comes from the union of a human and a youkai. In this case, the union of a human and a youkai is brought about by a hanyou. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. Valentine's Day Oneshot.

Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.

Why does the implacable taiyoukai permit a small, human child to shadow his steps? What begins as obligation becomes something... undeniable. A story told in bits and pieces. NEWEST: 'Grasping' His over abundance makes up for her lack.

So, a pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a ninja... Alternate Universe story, inspired by fanart by zelas. Gift for beltenebra on LiveJournal.

When Sirius has to say sorry to Remus, he uses bribery…

He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.

You were so strong. You still are. You've always been strong, but your body - your heart - isn't. It's failing you. -Oneshot, vampire!AU-

CU. Demon swords do not forge themselves. The story of a swordsmith, his long lost hope, and the ironic twist that will shape his future. Oneshot.

Oneshot. It's Halloween, and Kagome keeps catching glimpses of something... or someone... out of the corner of her eye. An imposing presence, an implicit threat, and a message from beyond. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. CU, Modern Era, Divergence.

AU. Kagome is stunned to learn that she has inherited a sizable fortune, a Japanese estate, and an indentured youkai. She's the unlikely heiress, and Sesshoumaru is the perfect butler. SK. COMPLETE.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

Lavi makes a call at 3 AM that turns from being about his relationship woes to how he can convince Allen that Kanda really does want him. His great idea is to just call Kanda, and Allen is just in for the ride. Kanda x Allen with a good dose of Lavi.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

A collection of moments at the Yule Ball, from rose petals, dresses and shoes to tears, tantrums and chocolate-covered pork chops. 50 sentences.

In which Kanda likes to play alone. That is, until an idiot moyashi decides he wants a badminton partner. Shounen-ai Yullen oneshot

Allen Walker has wings - it's just that nobody can see them. Only Kanda. CRACK!Fluff..? Yullen

Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.

SuiSasu. Love is in the air, and in the water. AU, oneshot. Supernatural!Sui.

SuiSasu. Reunion fic. Suigetsu thinks there's more to Naruto and Sasuke than there really is.

Light had told himself that the reason he wasn’t able to focus was because Sayu kept crinkling the potato chip bag, but by now he knew better. Light/Sayu. Incest.

--Harry/Draco-- The students of Hogwarts are obsessed with origami, and everyone -- including Draco Malfoy -- seems to be taking advantage of the trend in their own way.

normal wasn't how anyone would describe Itachi. But when Deidara ends up as his project partner he realises that the Uchiha is hiding much more than people thought. Ghost Hunt cross-over, very minor itadei

Shikamaru found the weeping woman on a cold winter day. Temari found him back. ShikaTema-y.

One does not simply have a carnival in a ninja village. But when one does, one does not simply refrain from having a date there. Lee asks Sakura out, and uses poetic devices to woo her.

Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!

Because a mother knows when there is something going on with her children, good and bad. Light/Sayu. Incest.

Kagome comes up with a surefire plan to figure out what happened to youkai in the modern era. It involves dancing chicks... cupcakes... and a guinea pig. Kouga and Kagome.

What if the shoe didn't fit Cinderella? A desperate Prince Sasuke turns to his best friend for help. After all, Suigetsu's a great head in a crisis--except he wants Sasuke too, and he won't let some pink haired bimbo snap him up. SuiSasu SakuKarin

Possibly the only one I'll ever write. Birthday fic for Athena! Crackish fluff.

The B-stories ride again! You know the deal by now, folks. If the title makes you laugh, this one's probably for you.

Secrets. More than Sasuke can handle. Secrets. More than Suigetsu should know. Secrets. More than the world should have. Secrets. More trouble than anything should be.

Oneshot. Lessons learned in childhood last a lifetime. They mold young minds and shape their futures. The things that left the biggest impressions on Sesshoumaru were his father... his teacher... and an egg.

AU. An art thief with an unusual calling card is after a set of priceless statues. The Taishos take steps to protect the Four Souls, but the cat burglar is elusive. When Sango steps forward as a witness, she's asked to help catch the 'Casanova' crook.

Naruto loves Sakura, yes, and she is his wife, yes, but what happens behind the Uzumaki’s back when he leaves—so frequently—for missions? NaruSaku, SakuKarin.

“I heard that the Kanda family is finding a suitable young man to wed their only daughter.” He said, smiling. “It seems that so far, fourteen had failed at fulfilling her conditions.” AU ArexKanda

AU. KK. A chance glitch, where emails are crossed like telephone lines.

Sasuke wants Suigetsu. Maybe it wasn't so smart to ask Karin for advice...OOCness ahoy! Rated for Tenku and Hina's tongues.

A blond. A brunet. An encounter in the forest. Dear god, the horrors that await.

Sakura feels so useless, not being able to help her team in the cooking competition! But Lee assures her that his youthful cherry blossom is anything but, and then there’s Sai who wants Naruto to sleep with him. But that’s a different story, isn’t it?

After tragedy strikes the Hyuga clan, Neji and Hinata must try to find happiness together after Hinata's father traps them in a loveless marriage.

What do you do when a family fic one-shot plot bunny attacks you in your sleep? You crawl out of your warm bed to post it, or risk a sleepless night. Sasuke learns early on that each of his family members has a job to do. FLUFF.

Oh no, you’re thinking, not ANOTHER Naruto high school story…and what can I promise that’s different? Not a whole lot, except some badly named beverages. KibaNaru.

Dear Loser. I've gone to live with Orochimaru on Emo Farm. Goodbye forever, Sasuke."

This fic is the equivalent of a Sci-Fi Channel B-movie. That should tell you all you need to know.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

Naruto has joined the anti gay rebellion, and Sasuke is the biggest homosexual in town. When the two are asked to share the same house for scientific experimentation, will Sasuke's presence influence Naruto for the better or the worse?

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.

Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.

Adopting a new pet is always an undertaking, but when Roxas picks up a stray dog one seemingly normal summer day, he gets himself into a lot more than he bargained for... AU AxelRoxas COMPLETE

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

[OuranDeath Note crack] Kyouya watches with muted horror as the scruffy man fills the second half of his cup with cream, honey, and sugar.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

Sora Harada is the leading expert on love, even though he’s never gotten a date in his life. Then he receives a letter from someone who has a huge crush – on him! Will the matchmaker finally meet his match?

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

[Oneshot PWP. Post KH2. Fluffy RxS yaoi.] Sora has some questions for Riku about the birds and the bees. And ninjas really are better than pirates.

It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.

It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.

“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)

It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.

A group of young warriors take on Naraku on a quest for the Shikon jewel. Can their friendship survive the quest? Will they? AU

A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.

Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.

Genma notices something strange about Kakashi. And Raido notices that Iruka is really hot. Ch 10 Updated 17 January 2006. KakashiIruka, GenmaRaido.

fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.

Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.

COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.

Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.

Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.

Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)