'Ello, peoples, and welcome to my account! I hope you enjoy my stories, but if you flame, I WILL hunt you down!

Name: Just call me Kyouki

Age: 14

Personality: My friends say I have a bit of each of the turtles in me. I'm fun-loving and have major ADHD, I'm smart, I get mad a lot, and I try to be like my favorite TV show characters. XD

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Okay, I do like watermelon, but still)

I watch ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I will admit kind of crazy)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Ok, I'm more aware of the environment than caring, but I do clean up after myself)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I write FANFICTION, so I MUST just a PORN AUTHOR and write only LEMONS

I write FANFICTION, so I MUST lack the ORIGINALITY to think up my OWN characters

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I'm not gonna lie, I enjoy reading a few yaoi fanfictions every once in a while)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I'm strong mentally, not physically)

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

I'm on the COMPUTER A LOT which means I MUST be a nerd. (Kinda true...)

I like FIGHTING which means I must be a heartless, VIOLENT, wretch. (Only when it's on TV or fake!)

I'm SARCASTIC which means I MUST be a brat.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish. (WTF?)

I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm NICE to my teacher, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so MUST be immature and childish.

I don't wear MAKUP or do my HAIR up, so I MUST not give a crap about my appearance.

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Normal is overrated.)

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.

A good friend won't repost this. A best friend already has this on their profile!