I hate writing about myself. But, I like anime, manga, Dungeons and Dragons, World of Darkness, writing fanfictions (obviously), and horror movies, and reading. I know that reading isn't nearly as popular as it used to be, but it should be.

I also like making strange pairings in fanfictions, and hate people with no imagination for such things. To be perfectly blunt, if you can't appreciate a strange pairing, then you have no business reading such a fanfic to begin with. Stick with your Ichi/Himes and your Allen/Lenalees. That being said, I have nothing against traditional pairings, except maybe some that involve characters that I just personally don't like. That has less to do with the pairing, though, and more to do with the fact that I just don't like that freakin' character.

Especially Itsuki Koizumi. I'd kinda like to know what his real personality is like, and for him to stop hiding behind a mask. That being said, I could see myself liking Koizumi a bit more if he was a bit less facetious. With that, I'm good at English, as you may have noticed from my fanfics... And I'm bad at math, chemistry, physics, and anything that involves math.

Pairings/fanfics to do.

Matilda fanfic

Bleach: IchigoxMashiro, IchigoxTatsuki, IchigoxRiruka, IchigoxSenna, IchigoxRukia, Soi FonxYoruichi, UraharaxYoruichi, ToshiroxKarin, KyorakuxNanao, UryuxNemu, TatsukixOrihime, HanataroxRin, UkitakexUnohana, JintaxUruru

Psyren: AgehaxAmamiya, ShaoxMarie, FredricaxMarie, KagetoraxMatsuri, one with No. 7 in it, JunasxCaprico, MirokuxOC, and any that totally trashes Madoka Kuraki (God I hate that bitch!! I dunno... She only made like two appearances in the manga, but I already want to throttle her.)

Danny Phantom: DannyxSam… Possibly others.

Witch Hunter Robin: RobinxAmon

Elfen Lied: KohtaxLucy, NanaxKurama, BandoxMayu.

Hellsing: AlucardxSeras, Rip Van WinklexSchrodinger, Rip Van WinklexHans, HansxSchrodinger

D.Gray Man: AllenxLenaleexRoadxLou Fa (Basically a crack fic where they all gang up and jump him)

Naruto: NarutoxHinata, SakuraxLee, SasukexSakura, NejixTen Ten, NagatoxKonan, ShikamaruxTemari, KonohamaruxHanabi, KakashixAnko, KimimaroxTayuya, ShikamaruxShiho, ShikamaruxTemari, ChojixIno, GaaraxOC, SasukexKarin, BoltxSarada

Artemis Fowl: ArtemisxMinerva, ArtemisxHolly, maybe ArtemisxJuliet if I’m in the mood… Not sure.

Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: KyonxYuki, KyonxHaruhi (not my favorite pairing, but I’ve never done it before, so alas…), KyonxTsuruya (That could be hilarious), KoizumixHaruhi

Mysterious Benedict Society: ReyniexKate, StickyxOC

Coraline: CoralinexWybie

Fruits Basket: TohruxKyo, TohruxSaki, TohruxArisa, KurenoxArisa, YukixMachi, KakeruxKomaki, AyamexMine, ShigurexAkito, HatorixMayu, HatsuharuxRin, HiroxKisa, RitsuxMitsuru

A-Channel: RunxTooru (God! That would be such an adorable pairing!)

Noblesse: RaixSeira, ShinwooxSeira, RaixRaskreia

Ability: Yu WaxYe Rin

Black Lagoon: RockxRevy, RockxYukio, RockxFrederica, RockxShenhua, RockxLi Xinlin, BennyxJane

Black Cat: Trainx(Older) Eve

Girlfriends: MarikoxAkiko

Kuroshitsuji: BardxMaylene, CielxLizzie, CielxSieglinde, Lizzie Sieglinde, CielxLizziexSieglinde

Pandora Hearts: OzxAlice (so cute), OzxEcho, GilxAda, BreakxSharon, and pretty much any that kills or otherwise trashes Vincent... I gotta say... I just don't like him.

A Certain Scientific Railgun: ToumaxMisaka

A Certain Magical Index: ToumaxIndex

Sankarea: ChihiroxRea

Jack The Ripper: Hell Blade: JackxSherlock Holmes (Spoilers included in that pairing)

Bamboo Blade: TamakixYuji, TamakixKirino

Chuunibiyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai: YuutaxRikka, MakotoxKumin

Say I Love You: YamatoxMei

Necromancer: AsutsuoxRicott

Avatar: The Last Airbender: TophxAang, Ty LeexAzula, ZukoxJin

Legend of Korra: KorraxAsami, BolinxOpal

Tangled: RapunzelxFlynn

Wreck-It-Ralph: Ralphx(Older) Vanellope

Frozen: ElsaxAnna

Alien: RipleyxCall

Daria: DariaxJane (Idea for such a fanfic. Jane's Addiction)

Deadman Wonderland: GantaxShiro, MakinaxKyoko, YohxMinatsuki

Eden of the East: TakizawaxSaki

Big Hero 6: HiroxGogo, maybe others

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In Of Noahs and Exorcists, I made a mistake in the third chapter. I was suspicious when I wrote it, thinking, I know that can't be right, but bourgeoisie is the noble class, whereas the proletariat is the wage earning class. I made the mistake twice in the chapter, using the word in the incorrect context, and then defining it incorrectly at the bottom. Now I feel completely stupid, English having always been my strong suit.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

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One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

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This answer to a college chemistry exam was sent to me recently and restores my faith in the new generation of college students. The answer was purportedly in response to the bonus question on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm: “Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?”

Here is the student’s answer:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct….. …leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’

If you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this!!!

Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...