I am a 43 year old (cough) mother of 2 wonderful boys that totally does not act my age. I will drink from my Slytherin cup, wear my Hogwarts t-shirt and my Slytherin pajama pants and read Fanfiction.net all day. (it has gotten really bad, I think that I have OCD). I joined the crowds at Barnes and Noble at midnight on the nights of the book releases and read the Deathly Hallows in 24 hours. (not my favorite book) I have many gripes about the books no matter the genius of J.K Rowling. Did she have to kill off Snape with a bloody snake. Didn't he already have a bloody crap life without that happening? And really to also kill off every one of the Marauders. Not one of the people closest to Harry's parents survive and he is left with the Weasley's as his only family!! And truly Hermione and Ron get married? She is way too smart for him!! (enough said as I slowly climb off of my soapbox.)

I had been a creeper on for almost a year but have recently decided to throw my quill in as well and I have begun writing a FF featuring Severus, Hermione and Remus as a Triad.

I have begun reviewing what I am reading, even if it is just a one-word review such as Lovely. It means that I like the chapter or the story. I am sorry that I am not more effusive and if you only want to leave a one-word review letting me know that you like my story or the chapter then I say Thank You.

I will not read any stories, even Harry-centric stories where Hermione gets together with Ron. Not happening. As much as I am a stickler for the characters being portrayed as the actors from the movies in my stories, I can not accept reading a story where she ends up in a love story with Ron forever and ever. Relationships with Ron bashing are doable but they can not stay together!

I've also enjoyed a few crossovers with Hermione and Twilight and Hermione and the Avengers. I know crazy right!

I have read The Cursed Child and the less said about that screenplay, the better. I just don't see her becoming The Minister of Magic before she turns 40. Maybe as a figurehead but can you really see the Wizarding World changing that much? in 20 years when they still use quills?

Favorite Ships:

Hermione/Severus

Hermione/Remus

Hermione/Sirius/Remus

Hermione/Harry/Draco

Hermione/Lucius

Hermione/Fred/George

Hermione/Bill

Harry/Draco

Least Favorite Ships:

Hermione/Ron (She is so much smarter than him and really she would end up hexing him into oblivion)

Harry/Ginny (She really looks too much like his mother)

Remus/Tonks (There is just something I don't like about her with him, love the idea of Teddy though)

Current Likes:

Molly/Ron/Dumbledore bashing

Threesomes: Hermione/Severus/Lucius, Hermione/Sirius/Remus. Severus/Hermione/Remus, Severus/Harry/Hermione or Fred/George/Hermione, Hermione/Harry/Draco, Hermione/Draco/Severus, Hermione/Severus/Bill, Hermione/ Remus/Bill, Hermione/Theo/Draco, Hermione/Remus/Draco.

Marauder era stories that change the future. (ie Severus and the good Marauders survive) - Let me know if you have any stories like this. lol :0)

Crossovers: Hermione/Loki, Hermione/Hulk, Hermione/Agent Coulson, Hermione/Tony Stark

BIGGEST DISLIKE:!!!!

Hermione Bashing

She was by his side from the Troll incident on... She would not have needed money to be Harry's friend and she gave up everything for him and her place in the Wizarding World. She was a hell of a better friend to him than Ron and the Weasley's that didn't believe that he didn't out his name in the Goblet. (Includes Ginny and the twins).

Snape Bashing

I know he was a meanie to Harry, but Harry was a bit of a brat.

I'm also not very fond of Harry being related to and heir of all of the founders with all these extra powers. Make him smarter and a more diligent student. Make his core blocked a bit but don't give him 20 million new powers and need to describe all of them in detail every chapter.