Snape's first question to Harry about wormwood and asphodel was not just a potions question, but also a message, which in the language of flowers means "I bitterly regret Lily's death". Harry never gets the message behind the question, but what if Hermione does, years later? Not canon-compliant, but canon-inspired.

Severus x Hermione. Part 1: Hermione goes back to Hogwarts to continue her education and obtain her NEWTs. There she begins private lessons with re-instated potions professor, Severus Snape, who seems to have changed a lot since the Battle of Hogwarts. A friendship blossoms, and possibly something more? Part 2: Hermione begins to work at Hogwarts, where Severus still works.

Hermione doesn't know what to do about her mischievous kneazle kitten who keeps disappearing to cause trouble and bring grumpy former professors to her doorstep.

Hermione's lost control of her magic because of Ron's abuse and flees to Hogwarts, while Severus is an empty shell after surviving the war which was supposed to claim his life. Warnings: OOC Ron, abuse, rape. Some of book 7 disregarded.

Voldemort has been vanquished but not without many casualties, including Hogwarts itself. With the castle brought to its knees, will it ever recover? Will those who fought for it ever find a lasting love & peace? A story about ancient magic, love, loss and healing. AU. HG/SS, multiple other pairings.

During the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger makes the decision to go back for the severely injured Severus Snape, saving his life and setting them both on a new path for the future.

There were many things Hermione expected would be different when she returned as the new Charms professor at Hogwarts. Severus Snape was not one of those things.

A silly piece of smut in three parts. If there was ever something that could dampen Hermione Granger's excitement about an international, interdisciplinary academic conference, it was having to attend it with Severus Snape. OR so she thought. ;) But Hermione has made some enemies in her brief time as Snape's apprentice. And you shouldn't accept beverages from people you don't trust

Hermione Granger is a recent University graduate and the girlfriend to Ron Weasley. However, she's not entirely pleased with her life. She wants a job in her field, and when a chance to have just that falls into her lap, she doesn't hesitate to take it. However, in taking the job, she finds that she not only finds a love of potions, but love for something else.

Illegal potion ingredients, a dashing young defence teacher, and Severus Snape: Hermione Granger is the new mediwitch at Hogwarts. EWE HGSS Complete

Camming was always a means to an end. She had bills to pay, no family to help her through the unpredictability of her twenties and well… Sex sells, right? or the one in which Hermione agrees to one night with a fan.

Hermione Granger knows many things, more than anyone gives her credit for, which is saying something but what will change when she uses that knowledge to save Severus Snape from death? Made a few edits to chapter 18, this morning, how I originally left it felt a little 'blah.

After several failed attempts to find a Mr. Right Now at this point, Hermione decides to try a very popular product that the Weasley twins are selling. What she doesn't know is that her particular request has some very unexpected side effects.

(Dash, #54) She was bored and lonely and just needed to get out. He was only looking to escape the pain for just a little while. One train ride later and neither one would ever be the same again. He was her prince and she was his salvation but they both had to survive the war if they ever wanted to be together. Will they make it so their hopes become reality?

(Dash, #85, 92, & 54) The game of truth or dare just got a little more serious and personal but she was determined not only to win the game but to win a moment with the very dark and untouchable man she had admired for years. (Another Title Challenge Fic for the Coven)

AU: When Princess Emma's ship is captured by the Jolly Roger and Captain Killian Jones, she offers herself as a hostage for ransom if he will let the ship and the other passengers go. With Emma, Killian remembers the honour he once held dear, and Emma catches glimpses of the gentleman Killian had been. Against all odds, the pirate and the princess begin to fall for each other.

It's been nearly four months since Ron informed Hermione that he wanted a divorce. Despite that, Hermione decides to attend the annual Ministry Yule Ball. There she unsuspectingly meets a man she never thought she'd see again... This is my first Lumione, so please, be gentle. :)

Hermione is moving on - moving on from Ron, moving on from the past. But someone enters her life who is most definitely part of her past, the last person she expects to connect with. But then, the war changed everyone ... didn't it? A few super hot chapters of super hot Lumione. Lucius/Hermione LM/HG Mature readers.

Dolohov's curse left Hermione with more than just a scar. When Severus realises that her life is in danger, they start down a path that could change the course of the war. Begins the summer before HBP. Canon-compliant through HBP but will diverge from canon later on. COMPLETE.

CS Cursed!Mermaid/Pirate AU. After achieving their happy ending, the kingdom falls to a dreadful curse and their only hope for survival depends on their ability to find one another in an alternate reality with no memories of one another, fall in love and share true loves kiss. The difficult journey ahead is made worse when in this world she is a mermaid and he, a pirate.

A few years after the end of the war Hermione is happy in an apprenticeship and in a relationship with Ron. A conference trip turns her whole world upside down when she reconnects with her old Potions teacher. When is not choosing also a choice and how do you live with the consequences? Angst and some very mature themes including infidelity. Story now complete!

"Come now, did you really think I was going to pay over a million Galleons just for one kiss? I think you overvalue yourself, Miss Granger. They may refer to you as the Princess of Gryffindor, but you must know you are not an actual princess." An accurate depiction of what would most definitely happen should Lucius and Hermione be trapped under a sprig of enchanted mistletoe.

Hermione and Draco plan to thwart the Marriage Incentivisation Programme by getting hitched. It seems like the perfect solution until Lucius shows up on their wedding day with a bottle of champagne and some very disturbing news. Shameless smut, fluff and silliness.

Never let your guard down, never let them out of your sight, never get to attached, and absolutely never fall in love is Emma Swan's motto. She is L.A.'s best bodyguard. She has never failed at protecting her clients and knows not to get attached to one job. That is until she is hired to protect L.A.'s most famous singer, Killian Jones. The Bodyguard inspired AU.

An encounter with Lucius Malfoy during the war leaves Hermione wanting more. When Lucius tracks her down after the war, Hermione is surprised to find he wants more. And just what is going on with Severus Snape? A story with more lemons than plot. Complete

A totally different take on HGxSS pairing. Hermione Granger moves to America to escape from her past and ends up working for a mysterious wizard. How will things change when she discovers the identity of her boss? Is there a love story ready to brew in the mean time? Warning: Setting a bit inspired from Fifty Shades. Previously used to be called, "An Un'official' Love Story".

Historical Elizabethan inspired AU, Emma Nolan is Queen of England and Captain Killian Jones has returned to her court after a two year voyage to the New World to claim land and wealth in her name. The young queen sitting on an uncertain throne and the dashing privateer who has sworn himself to her service are from vastly different worlds, but are kindred spirits at heart.

When Hermione decided to become a lawyer, Lucius Malfoy was not who she had in mind for a client. Hermione/Lucius, Draco/Harry.

Lucius Malfoy and Hermione Granger have a difficult history, but an unexpected encounter years after the war leads them both to wonder if they could have something more than that. However, the war has left Hermione slightly broken, but can Lucius move past the guilt that consumes him over what happened to Hermione in his house at the end of the war?

AU set after 3x11 - Hook finds an unexpected surprise after he leaves the Charmings in the Enchanted Forest. Please forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes, as English is not my native language :)

Killian Jones was at the top of his game in the world of show jumping, when an accident brought his life crashing down. Emma Swan is an up-and-coming rider making her debut on the circuit, when washed up Killian Jones comes riding into her life. Can he help her rise to the top, or are there too many obstacles to clear? Modern Equestrian CS AU

A Captain Swan story with a Black Sails twist. Princess Emma is on her way to her wedding when her ship is attacked by the Jolly Roger. Captured by ruthless pirates and miles from home, she is subject to the mercy of the handsome and dangerous Captain Hook. These aren't the fairytale pirates you know. Will contain very mature themes. Dark!Hook/Princess Emma

When Killian comes back from Neverland, some things need to be addressed - and not swept under the rug. This was written before 6x17 aired, I swear. I felt like Killian deserved a little more than just forgiveness.

EWE: Severus survived, he is now the Deputy Head, Lucius needed to redeem himself and became the new Potions Professor. His roving eyes, and hands, land on Miss Hermione Granger, fully recovered from the WAR - a little bit more weight than she used to have, and Lucius strikes a bet with Severus. Unbeknownst to them the Students do the same thing. Triangle. PTSD. Hinny. Greenboot.

Greek Mythology CS AU (based off the tale of Hades and Persephone). Dark Killian. Emma, Goddess of Agriculture and daughter of David (Zeus) and Mary (Demeter) is sought out by the King of the Underworld to be his Queen and he intends to have her by any means necessary. Rated M for mature and sexual content.

Killian Jones is ex-special forces Navy and a fire fighter in a company in the city. One night after a particularly bad day he meets a bail bonds person named Emma Swan who awakens something in his heart that he hasn't felt possibly ever. The unlikely pair just might be the kindling that ignites the flames within each other's heart that had been dulled for years.

For Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy, an accidental blind date leads to a new romance, which must battle scandals, betrayals, power struggles, political potboilers, intrusive press, and the typical dysfunction of the Malfoy Family. Can their love story defy all odds and conquer it all, or is it destined to end up in ruins? Adult readers only, please. Lucius/Hermione.

Killian Jones is struggling finding the courage to ask Emma Swan out to dinner. He's a pirate, for goodness sake! Why is it so difficult? That is until he comes across a time pod, something that will allow him to ask Emma out again and again and again until he can get it right. Captain Swan.

Inspired by the scene in Manly Whatnots where Lucifer catches Chloe coming out of the shower, this time he stumbles in on her in during an intimate moment. Begins there and continues with them growing closer. Equal parts fluff and smut.

An accidental picture text from a stranger turns into an unusual relationship. Captain Swan AU. This story is basically Happy Accident but I turned it into a multi fic. It is not necessary to read that one if you haven't already, because the first chapter is similar with a few adjustments, one being that I kept their names anonymous to one another. Rated M for sexting and smut.

Emma's visit to her friends in Ireland becomes more than just a vacation when she meets a handsome man in the woods. A handsome man who turns out to me an immortal fae—and helps reveal some truths about herself.

Captain Swan AU Killian Jones is the new Deputy of Storybrooke, where he wasn't expecting to be working at such a small police station and he definitely wasn't expecting the Sheriff's daughter, Emma Swan, who owns a bakery across the street. He's quickly hoping to taste more than just the creme-filled pastries she's offering him. Rated M for eventual smut.

Hermione Granger's life is forever changed one night by an innocuous spell and a timely Professor. KindaPureblood!Hermione and Not Quite a Marriage Law. I just could't get my tropes right. Either way, the resident Know-It-All and the Bat of the Dungeon collide in this AU, SS/HG story about what happens when you're related to the Dark Lord. Cover art by Freya Ishtar.

"They say dreams are memories of another life." Emma's stubborn, but so is the man who won't give up on her. Getting back to Storybrooke is just the beginning, as the two end up in a battle against evil, and a reckoning with fate that force them both to face their own demons. CaptainSwan.

Modern AU: Emma moves to Storybrooke, Ohio with her son Henry to try to start a new life after her previous one fell apart. She wasn't ready for life in a small town. The lovely residents. The welcoming preacher and his family. And most importantly, the sinful brother of the preacher. (a bday gift for the wonderful Brooke-to-Broch)

Three months into their relationship, Lucifer and Chloe face a very unexpected - and very unwelcome - side effect of his humanity around her. Because everyone knows that the one thing the Devil absolutely, utterly, simply cannot possibly be, under any circumstances, is a father.

Killian Jones works in a comic shop. When Emma Swan walks through the doors, it's more of an adventure than the stories on the pages of the books all around him. (rated K for slightly coarse language)

CS AU: With the war against the ogres heating up, Princess Emma is dispatched to meet with a powerful nobleman whose magic powers might help win the battle. Her journey is interrupted when she is abducted by pirate captain Killian Jones, who plans to use her in his plot to avenge his brother's death at the hands of the Evil Queen.

Prompt: After Killian comes back from the UW, he and Emma get reacquainted, and also some hook appreciation. Starts from the point where Killian gets out of the car at the end of episode 5x23. So, this could be considered a Future Fic I guess, although it's just minutes into the future, so I'll classify it as Canon Divergent as well.  Fluff, a tiny bit of angst, and smut ahoy.

It's Hermione's last night at Hogwarts. She and an unexpected dance partner generate enough heat to burn the floor.

He is the Slytherin prince, cocky and devilishly handsome. She is the Gryffindor princess; beautiful, but broken. No one has ever broken down her walls, but the person she hates the most is determined to do so…

CS Olympic AU

The new minted Dark One, Killian Jones, may think his first curse is nothing more than a bit of ripe punishment for royals of the Enchanted Forest. Until he meets an enchanting Bounty Hunter in a tavern twenty nine years later. After all, magic always comes with a price. Written for CS AU Week

Emma Swan loves colorguard. So does Killian Jones. What they don't love is each other...until they end up featured together in their drum corps' show one summer, and discover they have far more in common than they thought. (CS colorguard/drum corps AU)

A collection of one-shots and drabbles featuring one Father Killian Jones. Likely most of these arise from the Sin-Day Smut happening on the-priest-killian-network on Tumblr. Ratings are likely to all be M.

Emma was twenty-six when she could finally see colors, after she had lost faith in it ever happening to her. She just wasn't quite expecting it to be him. AU where you only see black and white until you meet your soulmate.

Killian thought he'd met his demise when Ursula tossed him carelessly into the water. But he ended up finding out more about himself—and the mermaids he had hoped to avoid, not join—than ever before. (Canon divergent from 4x15-ish.)

CS AU: Emma Swan is an international popstar who goes off the grid following a very public and messy breakup with her now-former manager, Neal. Killian Jones works at a small hotel owned by his brother in the rural English village where Emma chooses to hide out. They find themselves drawn to each other, but what will happen when Neal refuses to accept Emma leaving him?

The airport is the last place best-selling author Killian Jones wanted to end up. Yet when a broken heart and a business class ticket lead him to a chance meeting with a fellow passenger named Emma Swan, he discovers that sometimes the flight you never wanted to take might land you exactly where you're supposed to be. Rated M for future chapters :]

Emma's dire situation calls for desperate measures, proposing marriage to a duke seems to be the only way to protect her son, and there is just one nobleman who might consider such an outrageous offer - Killian Jones, the Duke of Hillsborough, the most notorious rake the ton has ever seen.

Teaching at the same school as Killian Jones was both infuriating and distracting, but when he throws Emma under the bus for the last time, she devises a plan to get back at him. After all, nobody likes to go to a wedding alone. Time for some CS AU fake dating :) Rated M for possible smut & sassy language.

The Second Wizarding War is over and everyone is getting on with their lives. Severus Snape finds himself lacking a physical voice due to the damage to his throat, yet gains a surprising friendship in a young woman half his age but very much his equal in intellect. A tale of friendship, understanding and intimacy between two people.

A Christmas gift for Annytecture on Tumblr. She asked for Charming Family bonding and smut in the Promise house. My gutterflowers suggested the position. Thanks ladies ;)

When the radiator breaks in Emma and Elsa's apartment it takes some quick thinking to change the theme of their Christmas party into a luau, one thing Emma was not prepared for was her neighbor Killian Jones revealing his abs and his many tattoos that were usually hidden under black leather.

Killian just got accepted to Harvard and needs to find a way to pay for college. Emma is struggling in her senior math course and needs to raise her grade if she wants to graduate on time. What happens when an academically driven boy winds up tutoring one of the most popular girls at Storybrooke High? CS High School AU. Rated T.

Captain Swan. / Compilation of drabbles and one-shots. / She knows how he feels. That feeling of her toes tingling and the hair rising on the back of her neck and the absolute elation when they touch.

AU: He's the charming, out of control frontman of one of the most successful bands in the world. She's a hard-working rising actress. Sometimes it's hard to find out what's real and what's make-believe when fame's in the game.

Set after 3x20 "Kansas". After saving the town one more time, Emma decided to return to New York, leaving her past behind. Three years later, she realizes that might be not have been the best decision.

Complete. Starting with a letter found in his bedside table when he assumes the role of Headmaster in 1997, Severus Snape and Hermione Granger begin a strange correspondence. The new Headmaster is glad for the comfort of a confidant, but Hermione has just one problem: it's the end of 1998, and Professor Severus Snape has been dead for months. A story of time and second chances.

Modern Life AU - Granny has a special program where she gives reformed petty criminals room and boarding at Granny's and help them get back on his feet. Killian and Will are part of the program. Killian's path will lead him to the sheriff, Emma; while Will's will take him to the arms of the recent divorced librarian, Belle.

The first time they met they were too young to understand what true love was, and they grew apart in the years that followed. But true love always finds a way, and in the end Emma and Killian found their way back to each other. Lieutenant Duckling AU.

"So this is where it's all coming from." - And with that sentence, our favourite duo have a mystery to solve while they realise their feelings for each other. (COMPLETE)

Killian Jones is one drunken mistake from never setting foot on a movie set again. Enter Emma Swan, the woman his manager has paid to pretend to date him and clean up his image. It seems straightforward enough...but there's always trouble with faking it. CaptainSwan.

They met when they were 22, fresh out of college and ready to embark on a two-day journey. Killian was looking for a partner for the trip that would take him to his new work in advertising in a new city. His former roommate David had mentioned that his girlfriend's friend, Emma, was headed to Chicago to work in social services. Friends with Benefits AU

a little chat between our fave brotp Captain Charming about True Love's Kiss and fierce women, peppered with friendly bickering, like always with these two.

After a visit to Malfoy Manor, Hermione reluctantly and unexpectedly has to ask her boyfriend's father for a lift. What could possibly go wrong? M readers only. Fluff and filthy fun. HG/LM. One shot.

Because, really, what are the odds that some random guy on Tumblr would read the exact same book at the exact same time, only to share her feelings about some obscure couple? The odds aren't that good, and yet…

Emma a mermaid with gifted legs ventures on land on the day of the highest tide and meets fearsome pirate Captain Hook, they agree to meet each other every year. However Hook has no idea that the mysterious woman he meets every year is in fact a mermaid.

Princess Emma married Neal in what she thought was a love match or was it? Her husband Neal grew darker and colder towards her each day. She survives her miserable marriage in the company of their son Henry who would be a good king for their people if they stay. While leaving the castle on a rare getaway they encounter a band of ruthless pirates that would change her life forever.

Captain Swan AU: He is one of the most dangerous men on American ground. She is a young FBI agent. It was almost a joke that they met through a stupid coincidence before either of them knew the danger the other was. They should have known it was a mistake, but did you ever ask yourself what would happen if the wolf and the lamb fell in love?

Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.

CS rockstar/actress AU. Killian Jones, lead singer of the band Crimson Flag, has been burned in the past by love and turned his heartbreak into a hit album, Hook. But with his new single, I Still Do, he's ready to proclaim to the world that he still believes in love. All he needs is an actress to appear in the song's music video and he has just the one in mind - TV star Emma Swan.

After an undercover assignment ends badly Detective Killian Jones is transferred to the Homicide Division of the 15th Precinct. It is supposed to be a fresh start, but when he meets his new boss Captain Emma Swan, he discovers that he has already met her before. Under very different circumstances. Police AU.

Every time he makes Port, Emma Swan, the orphaned barmaid falls a little bit more in love with him. But one day, Killian Jones changes. And Emma Swan has moved on. But some things will always remain... Smut. CaptainSwan. Barmaid!Emma. Lieutenant!Killian.

Emma who has been working as a bail bondsperson for years is tasked with taking new guy Killian Jones along for the ride.

Emma is an accountant and attends a charity event for the foster care she is working for. She mets a masked stranger with who she feels instantly attracted to. *this is will be a full on smut multi-chapter fic*

Some day she was going to find a way to kill him without leaving a trace. Hopefully it would happen before he drove her insane. Neighbors AU.

Princess Emma and Lieutenant Jones have been best friends their whole lives, but when the princess meets a prince and thinks she's in love, she can't help but compare the prince to her best friend. Lieutenant Duckling.

She had been running for hours, chasing yet another guy who thought it was smart to skip bail. But where was she now? Had she fallen down the rabbit hole, is she dreaming? Because she's no longer on the streets of New York, Toto, and the charming man with a hook for a hand certainly can't be from anything but her dreams.

Most would overlook the only man in the tavern that chooses to sit in the corner instead of joining in on the raucous activities of the other patrons. But Emma notices him, despite the fact that he's trying his very best to blend in with the shadows, dressed all in black. (CS au one-shot)

Hermione and Severus find themselves lost and struggling after the war, but in very different ways. Can the memories of a dead man bring Hermione clarity? Can the voice of a girl lead Severus to a decision? Or together can they hope for something more? COMPLETE

based on a prompt: Meet cute: "I heard you talking/singing to yourself through the air vent and I want to keep listening but I need to pull myself away so I can find you somewhere in this building"

A missing scene from season 2: what happened when Hook attacked Gold in New York, and Emma locked him up in a storage room in the basement? Based on a prompt for my tumblr followers milestone project.

Neverland: the evening before the big showdown with Pan, Emma needs a break from everybody and decides to take a swim in the nearby lake. Obviously, someone else had that idea too...

Emma and Killian's daughter wants to hear the story of how her parents met garners the question of "Which time?"

Sometimes, a curse BECOMES a blessing, turning Severus Snape's life upside-down in the process. COMPLETE.

Princess Emma is turning 21 and must find a suitable man to court her, but what can she do when she starts having feelings for the handsome servant Killian?

Killian Jones hears his neighbor Emma screaming from her apartment, being the gentleman he is he grabs the first thing he can find to go try to save her.

Seeking a fresh start, Emma Swan moves to sleepy Storybrooke, Maine. Killian Jones is the resident town cad, gorgeous yet infamous for his inability to commit. But when stakes are raised and a bet is placed - who will end up winning, if anyone?

Is it really possible that Hook doesn't remember his encounter with Emma in the Enchanted Forest at all? And what if he actually remembers?

Killian is the star lacrosse player, hoping to lead a group of ragtag boys (the Lost Boys) to victory. Killian unexpectedly runs into school journalist Emma Swan at a game-literally-and his world gets flipped on its axis. She meets (possibly exceeds) his wit, she's fiesty, and she's beautiful. Killian doesn't quite know what to do with her. (CS AU)

Priest! Killian. Private investigator Emma. Modern AU. Storybrooke's women are smitten by the handsome, mysterious new priest at St. Aloysius. Fantasies are running wild, including Emma's. But she knows that the new priest is hiding something and she is determined to find out his secrets even as the two embark on a dark, twisted, obsessive, affair.

AU Captain Swan. Pirate Killian/Princess Emma. When Princess Emma is captured by the dreaded Captain Hook, she learns he's the same man who broke into her castle & seduced her 2 years ago. Head over heels in love , yet betrothed to a tyrant's son, can Killian save her, or will their forbidden passion destroy not only themselves but the Enchanted Forest too? No curse.

Emma Swan and Killian Jones sit next to each other during their Human Sexuality class at college. Emma is quite interested in her shy neighbor, but he has a small secret. Written for CS AU Week - Lieutenant Duckling with a Modern AU twist!

Modern CS AU. When newly elected President Emma Swan meets Killian Jones, a journalist for the American Mirror, there is an instant and mutual attraction. They soon start a torrid love affair, and they are only able to keep it secret from the public with the reluctant help of Emma's personal bodyguard David Nolan. Will their romance end in happiness or scandal?

Stuck in an unhappy marriage Emma Swan finds that her once fulfilling life is anything but that. Can the reappearance of old flame, Killian Jones, help her find what she's been missing? Rated M for later chapters. Modern AU.

Emma hates Harborfest: the obnoxious tourists, the handsy military guys, the ridiculous patriotism. But maybe a hot lieutenant can help change her mind? Modern Lieutenant Bar Wench AU

She had always been like a little sister to him. Until the day she came back from college and everything changed. Best friend's sibling AU.

FBI agent Emma Swan has been hunting master thief Killian Jones for the past year. But his charms haven't failed to outwit her and slip from her grasp many times. When Emma believes she can finally lock him away, Jones does the unthinkable and seals a deal with the FBI for his freedom. His task? Help the FBI hunt down a wanted thief at the side of his previous pursuer, Emma Swan.

picks up right at the end of season 3... and tries to answer the question "Where is the relationship going?" (without obstacles like Elsa and Marian; but others might appear) The rating has officially changed to an "M" now...

No Curse. Killian finally succeeds in killing Rumplestiltskin and becomes the new Dark One. Horrified with his new fate, Killian retreats to the edge of the Dark Kingdom. Twenty-five years later, Killian, in all his Dark One glory, goes to Snow White and David's kingdom, demanding their daughter's hand in marriage. Will Emma's light be able to pierce Killian's dark heart?

Killian Jones has a way with words...and after a chance encounter with a particular erotic novel he sets out to prove he can do better.

College can be rough but it's a lot easier when you're renting a house and living with your best friends. It's gets even better when you're dating the neighbors. Well, maybe not all the time. Hey, it's College! (AU, Captain Swan, Snowing, Frankenwolf, Philora, Knalice, Outlaw Queen, ArielxEric, Rumbelle, Baelfire, Tinkerbell, Graham, and many more!)

Emma Swan's life as a food critic might not have been ideal, yet it was the cards dealt to her. But what happens when Killian Jones – a culinary rival from her past – shows up, living the dreams she never fulfilled? Will she finally move past her bitterness and open up to him or will the dark secret of her past get in the way? Captain Swan Chef/Food Critic AU

AU in which Emma is engaged to Walsh and meets Killian a month before her wedding.

Inspired by 4x08. Emma finds out that Killian's heart is not where it belongs and is determined to get it back.

**Set after the S3 Finale** When Emma gets trapped in the dream world, Killian willingly goes under a sleeping curse to find her. As they navigate the dreamscape together, will they be doomed to finding and losing each other in all sorts of lifetimes? Or will they be able to get clues to their friends in Storybrooke to help them back to reality? Rated M for steam/dark themes.

Based on this tumblr prompt: The Snow Queen kills Killian and Emma brings him back with true love kiss and beautiful emotional smut after that? I went lighter on the smut, strong on the feels.

AU Emma Swan wants to escape her life, move East, start new. Working at The Velvet Rope is her ticket out of here. But then he comes along, mysterious, sexy, dangerous. Surely she can resist his charms?

Hermione is set a difficult but intriguing case at her job at the Ministry, leading her to discover things about herself, the future of the wizarding world and a man she never thought she'd have to see again. Set post DH and is mostly canon apart from Snape being alive. Epilogue mostly ignored.

Captain Swan high school AU in which Killian Jones is a bad boy who sets his sights on good girl Emma Swan. He thought he'd covered all his bases, but didn't account for the possibility of falling for her.

Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.

REPOSTED! Hermione, with the help of a time-turner, finds herself able to complete her collection of Malfoy men. The last part of the 'To Relieve Boredom' series, which started off with a close encounter with Abraxas, led to Lucius, then Draco ... And now there's only one left. Mature readers only, please. HG/SM. One-shot, although it's worth reading the others in the series too.

Captain Hook aids an injured Emma Swan after a run-in with some Lost Boys on Neverland. Will they stitch it up and move on, or will pain reveal another emotion? A Captain Swan Pairing. Takes place sometime after 3x05. Complete.

Priest!Killian CS. Set post S3. Storybrooke is cursed... again. This time, Killian Jones is caught in the curse, too, recreated as a man of God. With Henry and Neal in New York on vacation and Storybrooke sealed from the rest of the world, Emma has no choice but to convince Father Jones that he's more pirate than priest.

Trying Something New is a series of smutty stories I've been working on in which a post-Neverland Killian and Emma fall for each other and find various ways to explore their relationship. Lots of sex, role playing, and a few mushy moments here and there. But essentially smut. Captain Hook: Emma gets a glimpse into Killian's past and wants a night with Captain Hook.

Set after Hook's encounter at Emma's apartment (mid-winter hiatus, Season 3). Hook now has to find a way to get Emma to remember, and it'll take all his charm and cunning to do so. Rated M, and you'll know why if you've read my other Hook stories :)

Set after Emma's return to Storybrooke from Neverland. Hook has decided to back off, but Emma has other plans. Their progress gets derailed by a wickedly intricate curse that's sure to drive a wedge between them. Rated M because things are going to sizzle.

This is an au story taking place in fairytale land without the curse taking place. Captain Killian Jones/Captain Hook never met or loved Milah. The Dark One killed his mother in front of him when he was a young child filling him with the need to avenge his mother's death. His life is consumed only with thoughts of revenge until he meets a certain young blonde princess.

Killian overhears Emma talking dirty while masturbating, gets very turned on, and cant stop thinking about it. The next time they're together, he asks her to tell him exactly how she wants it. Based on a prompt, smutty little 2 chapter story.

Trying Something New is a series of smutty stories I've been working on in which a post-Neverland Killian and Emma fall for each other and find various ways to explore their relationship. Lots of sex, role playing, and a few mushy moments here and there. But essentially smut. Movie Night: Hook discovers porn, then he and Emma make their own.

This is a stand alone piece of filthy, filthy MFM threesome smut that popped into my head and would not get out. Takes place in Neverland, were Emma and Hook/Killian are put into a very strange situation. Pretty raw and graphic, so please read the intro in case it's not your thing.

Hermione is cursed by the Death Eaters, and Dumbledore believes Professor Snape is the only one who can help her and keep her safe. Hermione is 18 years old in this story, but she is still a student.

NOW COMPLETE! A/U. In a postwar world, members of the Order and the DA are sent together into hiding. Trapped in claustrophobic circumstances, plagued by inexplicable dreams, surrounded by her closest friends - and her most dreaded adversary - Hermione struggles to come to terms with her postwar life.

When the Marriage Act is repealed, will it be marked by the end of a failed marriage or will it inspire the beginning of something better? This is a story about politics, portraits, priorities, and perseverance. Most importantly, this is a story about love. 3RD PLACE WINNER FALL-WINTER 2013 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS: SS/HG BEST ROMANCE.

Hermione is bitten by a werewolf. Only Snape knows how to help. But when she bites him in wolf form, he transforms as well and animal instinct drives him to dominate her. Will they remember what is done when they revert back to normal? Full summary inside

AU [no curse]: Emma has grown up as a princess and is now betrothed to Prince Eric against her own will. However, after wandering into the enchanted forest, her life gets turn upside down when she's captured by an overconfident pirate with a hook for a hand. But what happens when she feels herself beginning to fall for him?

When Emma abandoned Hook at the top of the beanstalk she had no idea just what path that decision might lead her down... straight to Neverland apparently. Never trust a Pirate Captain, especially when your survival might depend on it. Follows on from the Tallahassee episode 2x6. AU as of 2x8.

Hermione gets drunk due to Ron's treatment of her, and she gets thrown out of the bar, and into the streets of London, unable to defend herself because of her intoxication. Who can save her from a dangerous situation? A story of unlikely circumstances, and even more unlikely relationships. Rated M for mature content, and eventual later chapters.

After saving Snape's life but unable to revive him from a coma, Hermione is plagued by guilt for not doing more. Three years of obsessive devotion to her cause eventually pays off, but what is she to do next? How will these two continue to shape each other's lives? Better summary inside and details on rating as well as a good story... COMPLETE!

Part of the 'To Relieve Boredom' series. Now in a relationship with Lucius, Hermione one day visits the Manor and discovers a reminder of the past. Memories can prove quite a pleasure, it seems. Why settle for one Malfoy? But how will Lucius react? Hermione/Abraxas. Hermione/Lucius. Rated M.

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

After the war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in a financial bind. Special Ministry worker Hermione Granger is on site with a team of helpers, full of fundraising ideas, and it seems that Headmaster Snape objects to her very presence there

In her last year at Hogwarts, Hermione and her Potions professor find themselves forced into a situation that neither of them wanted...but that will ultimately change not only the course of the war but their feelings for each other.

A year after the war,Hermione goes to finish her last year at Hogwarts.A series of threatening letters let her know the worst isn't over and someone will stop at nothing to kill nnon up to Ootp,AU after.SS/HG, DM/HP

"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.

A freezing winter, a draughty castle, and two people searching for warmth and other things.

Hermione is offered an unusual birthday present. Should she refuse? Can she resist? M readers only, please.

Several months after her time-turning encounter with his father, Hermione finds her needs still require addressing, and Lucius seems to be the only one who can address them.

Hermione discovers how to amuse herself with the help of a time-turner and a Malfoy. One-shot which launched a series. M readers only, please.

No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

A tale of emotional and physical dependency. A nineteen-year-old Hermione is back at Hogwarts, dissatisfied with life, and her bewildering new feelings for her Potions Master confuse her even more. HG/SS. M content. Age-appropriate readers, please.

HG/LM. Two chapters of the usual. There is a celebratory ball at Hogwarts. Lucius is in a particularly Slytherin mood, but who's complaining? Conforms to my story, Discovering Beauty, but can stand alone. More inside.

Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.

Rich!Snape and Adult!Hermione. 24yearold Hermione Granger is involved in private research to find a defense against the Killing Curse. After eight years, she runs into Professor Snape, who makes her an offer difficult to refuse. AU, MF, Lemons,MM Rape

My take on the Gigolo Challenge: Freed by the death of Voldemort, Severus Snape leaves Hogwarts to embark on a new business venture that is proving enjoyable and lucrative. A curious Hermione Granger drops in on him. Thank the gods she's nosey as ever.

In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.