Laiqualaurelotehide bio
Author has written 13 stories for Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings, LXG, Van Helsing, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Discworld, King Kong, and V for Vendetta. Now that A&A&A is completed, you will see me here no more. My work is done. Fanfiction is no longer my calling. I have moved on. If you still seek me, my original fic can be found here. Otherwise, I have had fun here, and it was integral to the development of my writing style and where I am now. I'm probably never coming back. Don't wait for it. Look to the western skies. Yours sincerely, forever, Laiqualaurelote |
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The Happy Medium by SwordSwallower17 reviews
Rebellious princesses, sexy pirate lasses and beautiful servant-girls wreak havoc in the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are hopelessly entranced. The streets run red with sparkly blood. Enter two characters who are destined to fix it all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,640 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Polar by Clannadlvr reviews
How does Ann’s life continue after the Empire State Building? A triple drabble Postfilm
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Temptation by Tamsin Tripod reviews
A one shot out of the blue. Dracula is seriously tempted by something that is definitely not blood. The Brides will be seriously offended if he gives in. What is this temptation? Women? Power?
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Getting the Snip by Kitty Ryan reviews
Snip. The first curl fell, and then another, and another, Maladict tilting the sergeant’s head this way and that to see the effect. “What did you last cut this with? A hacksaw? Someone’s teeth? Not mine, obviously. At least then you’d have a clean edge….”
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Memories by manveri mirkiel reviews
50 years after the Eternity Code, Holly returns to visit old friends. A one shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
Of Magic and Mayhem by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
AF x HP In which War is declared between Wizards and Fairies, Artemis Fowl manipulates, Juliet is 'Fwoopered', Hermione is righteous, Holly can't plan, McGonagall is melodramatic, Dorian Grey is in love with Lenore, and Butler is seiged by Paparazzi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,656 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Artemis F., Butler
Over Analyzation by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
A collection of Artemis Fowl short stories and poetry, most of which are either humorous or have a decidedly angsty bent to them. Includes limericks, Arty-torture (Psychological only, of course), a Butler-poem and a one-way AH. Crim stuff too.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004
The End of All Eternities by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
Giant crossover. The Realms of Fantasia, the many universes where all of the fictional characters live within, is dying. A new Fellowship spanning from Artemis Fowl, Jack Sparrow, Hermione Granger, and many others is forged to try and save their lands.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,095 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Galadriel, Aragorn
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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A&A&A Boarding School reviews
45 characters from 7 different books or movies attend A&A&A Boarding School together. How will Legolas fare in chemistry, Achilles in sewing and Artemis Fowl in PE? Will they survive the week despite teachers, classroom enmity and the Phantom of the Opera
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,953 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Anniversary reviews
Oneshot. The twelve months following V's death, as Evey picks up the pieces and comes to terms with the fact that he's gone forever. Or is he?
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
The Paths of the Dead reviews
LotR meets Discworld. Oneshot based on a dream of my sister's. Aragorn enters the wrong world on the Paths of the Dead and has to make do with a very unexpected army.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
A Hogswatch Carol reviews
A series of fics for the countdown to Christmas Day. An insight into the Hogswatch celebrations of people across the Disc, ranging from the well known, like Vetinari and the Watch, to the less written, such as the Times and the Cheesemongers.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Triptych reviews
Triptych: a set of three images that tell a story. Deals with the arc of Jack and Ann's relationship before, during, and after their adventure.
King Kong - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Wedding Iconographer reviews
Oneshot, The Truth fic, set in the Times office. Otto accidentally takes a picture and sets some chemistry going. Sometimes, dark light can show the good things.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Seamstresses Have Long Memories reviews
Oneshot, set in both Night Watch and Jingo. Havelock Vetinari and Rosemary Palm have a history. And Rosie's not likely to forget.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
The Caffeinated Lifestyle reviews
Otto and Maladicta. Coffee girl and camera guy. Perfect pairing, I think. A series of seven snapshots of their brief life together.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
The Witching Hour reviews
Midnight, and none of the Order sleeps. Angst, humour, romance...the house at Grimmauld Place has it all. Oneshot, arthouse attempt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
River of the Dead reviews
(Amelia Peabody) The Emersons set off again - this time on an unearthly quest to rescue the Gods of Egypt. Surviving the dangers of the Duat and hunting four dangerous enemies through the underworld, what awaits them on the River of the Dead?
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005
The League of Extraordinary Gentlewomen reviews
A treasure hunter. A witch. A fairy. A mutant. A concubine. A vampire. An wuxia. Can the all-girl League of the new era follow the successful footsteps of their predecessors? Or will they fall before the overwhelming odds set to defeat them...
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,258 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004
Transylvania! reviews
It's Chicago the movie...Transylvanian style! Anna longs to be on stage, like her idol Van Helsing...till they both land in the Prison of the Church for murder. Carl becomes Anna's lawyer, and her case shoots to stardom, much to Van Helsing's dismay...
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004
Evil from the Past reviews
Artemis, Foaly and Hermione are kidnapped into the 19th century, and a rescue team including Holly Short, Harry Potter, Aragorn, Van Helsing, Ardeth Bay, Captain Jack Sparrow and many others have to go after them...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,366 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete