Ello there matie. So, for the record, I have started writing this chapter the day before the genshin 2.1 special program is scheduled. I'll let you know my thoughts in the podcast.

K: Why do you insist on calling it a podcast, it really is just a script with barely any lines at all.

A: Well "podcast" is much shorter than "a script with barely any lines at all that I write just to fill up space", isn't it?

K: …Fair enough.

"Huh?" Amber asked. "We hatched an entire plan to rescue you from the dragon that captured you, and yet you feel that way?"

"First of all, me and dvalin are legally married, even though I did not consent to it, and secondly, you broke into and burned down my entire house, which had valuables, so valuable, that even if I sold paimon as a sex slave, it wouldn't cover the cost of it all. Why do you expect me to be thankful?" Aether said, in a deadpan voice.

"Shit, he is smarter than I expected. What do I do? I have to say something that will make me look cool." Amber thought.

So, while Aether was busy munching on a sunsettia, Amber decided to consult Ze baron bunny.

Well, I can't really tell what they talked about, since when I went up to them to find out what they were talking about, Ze baron bunny blew up in my face, giving me multiple third degree burns and lacerations from stones.

After long and hard consultation from baron bunny, here was what she decided to say.

"Wanna fuck?"

Now, unless you are a child or have never interacted with a human being before you know that's not gonna work, so let us just skip the aftermath and just continue on to the juicy part.

"So much mora wasted, you are gonna have to pay for that you know." Aether said grumbling. I mean who wouldn't be grumbling if their house got burned down.

"With my body?" Amber asked, a bit too excited.

"No, with mora." Aether said, instantly shooting down any chance of stuff happening.

"But I don't have any mora." Amber said, suggestively.

"Well, I don't care. Start an OnlyFans or some…. Oh, I forgot about that." Aether said forgetting that onlyfans was now stopping nsfw content.

(K: Why don't people just google boobie pics? It's free, isn't it?

A: Kami-chan, are you letting reddit influence your opinion? *sigh* you may become an incel you know.)

"But I don't have any mora. Guess you'll have to punish me then." Amber said, getting a new idea.

Unfortunately, or fortunately (depending on how much you hate amber), Aether got a new idea as well, and a sadistic smile came on his face. (This turned on amber a bit, but we will explore her kinks later.)

"Oh I'll punish you alright."

"THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND !" Amber cried out loud.

She banged the mop against the floor, breaking the stick in the progress. Amber had a masochistic darkness type side to her, so she was hoping of something sexual, but Aether just wanted his mondstadt house cleaned.

"Add another 500 mora to the 35 million that you already owe me." Aether said, walking in the room.

Amber had advised him against going back yet, because jean and lisa may be waiting near the ruins to kidnap you.

"You basically owe yourself to me."

"Piss off. Wait no hold on. I owe myself to you. That means I belong to you. Amber took out a dog collar seemingly out of nowhere."

(A: when the hell did she get so kinky?

K: I don't know. I thought she was the boring vanilla as well.)

"Fuck off Author. Put some respect on my name, you little shit." Amber said, tuning towards the camera and breaking the fourth wall.

She handed the leash to Aether and getting on all fours said, "You are my master, so it is your moral duty to care for me. Now take me for a walk around town."

Now amber had flipped the tables on Aether. Amber did not mind walking around town on a leash, as it gave a clear message that she was Aether's plaything.

Aether on the other hand had his mind on the public humiliation and shame it would cause him and Amber, and probably destroy his reputation in the fact that he kept women as pets.

Amber saw that Aether's mind was in turmoil, so she took advantage of the fact and doubled down on him.

She forced onto a sofa and crawled up on his lap. She guided his hand to her crotch.

"Master, if you cannot satisfy me that way, then you'll have to satisfy me another way."

She led his fingers to her lips downstairs which were already soaking wet from this interaction.

As soon as his fingers touched something wet, Aether snapped his hands back.

"Ok, we'll go for a walk." Aether relented.

"Yay!"

"I'm not sure this is a good idea anymore, Amber." Aether said, as he walked around the outskirts of mondstadt with amber on all fours and on a leash.

"Don't worry master, just do what I say and it will all go without a hitch." Amber said.

"Okay I'll do whatever you want. Just get me out of this situation…" Aether replied, not realizing he made a mistake.

"See that bench over there, take a seat there." Amber guided.

"Um...okay." Aether went to take a seat in on the bench. As soon as he sat down, Amber once again climbed up and sat on his lap facing him.

"What are you-" Aether started but amber cut him off.

"Master, there is a woman coming our way. She will see the collar you know. The only way to hide it to give me a deep kiss." Amber whispered in his ear

Aether did not give this a second thought and pulled her in as close as he physically could for a kiss in an attempt to hide the collar.

"The young couples now a days are so zesty, aren't they?" the lady said as she walked by the "couple" furiously making out.

(A: At this point I would have probably expected the knights of Favonius to jump in like stop you have violated the law, pay the fine or you'll go to prison.

K: Yeah what's up with the law enforcement anyway, this is not pda this is just public indecency. They should have been in jail or on a list by now.

A: I mean seeing how strong Amber really is, she could probably fight off the knights all by herself, so the only jail she'll be going to is horny jail.)

The lady finally passed and Aether separated his lips from Amber, although it took some force. Unfortunately, (or fortunately, depending on how much you hate amber) Aether had apparently put too much passion into the kiss and had send Amber into heat.

"Thank-you sho much mashter. I'll cherish thish treat forever." She said, and yup her eyes were glazed and voice was slurred.

This was bad. Aether had to get back home as soon as he could. Amber was clearly not thinking straight, and this being such a precarious situation, retreating to a safe zone was the best bet.

He looked down again at amber, and figured he would just back track.

"Are we going back home, mashter?" Amber inquired.

"Uh, yeah." Aether answered trying not to trigger any other random events.

"Why? Ish it because I was a bad girl? Did I upset you mashter? Or could it be… seeing my ass shwinging has turned you on?" She said, wiggled her ass slightly.

(K: Ok you have to stop adding an h after every single damn s. It's getting hard to understand what she's even saying.

A: But how will the readers know she still has a slurred voice?

K: She's still pretending to be a dog so I think it's implied.)

"Master, I'm your pet. It's my job to make sure that you never feel lonely. I can satisfy you whenever you want. In fact…"

She then got up on her knees, pushed Aether against a wall and began to fumble with his zipper.

"Oi Amber what are you-" Aether said and pushed her off.

"Oh I see. You won't be satisfied with a simple blowjob will you master. You will ravage my entire body until I won't be able to do anything but cower on the floor, dripping with your cum, not being able to think straight. You are quite greedy master. Although that does sound amazing. Look master, Just think about you demolishing me has made me so wet I have soaked through my panties and there is a wet spot on my pants. You will have to punish me for being such an ill-behaved bitch when we get home master." Amber said, excited by the possibilities.

They finally reached home, and now Aether could figure out how the hell he was supposed to get Amber back to her usual self.

But Amber had other plans. She got down on her knees and started ripping Aether's pants off.

"Master, you said I should wait until we get home. We are home now. Don't stop me now. Let me have a taste of you master." Amber said.

"Maybe it'll be better If I let her do her thing. There is no guarantee that if I stop her now, she won't go and grab some random guy to have her way with him. Plus, it might bring her back to her senses." Aether reasoned to himself.

It seemed like a good plan, but he did not realize that if someone is aroused, THEY need to cum to satiate themselves, not the other person.

*Lemon Start*

Amber took his dick out of his pants and started panting at the sight of it, her senses sent into overdrive mode.

She saw that Aether wasn't hard yet, which meant that seeing her in such a needy and horny state did not arouse him. However, it did not deter as it meant that she simply would have to work harder to make him like her.

She started fondling Aether's balls as he grew hard. She then slowly started moving from the bottom of the base to the top. As soon as she reached the head, she gave it a strong lick to lap up the precum that was dripping from his tip. This earned her a shudder from her master as he bucked up.

Amber took the hint and put his shaft in his mouth as far as she could before she gagged, not deterred by Aether's girthy and long cock, she decided to try again and took it down all the way in her throat to the base of it. She then slowly started bobbing her head back and forth, and hearing her master moan with pleasure was the greatest reward a pet like her could get.

She started, sucking on it as hard as she could, bobbing her head up and down, wHile swirling her tongue around. She was a virgin, so she didn't know how she knew this stuff, but her primal instincts told her to serve her master, and this clearly was doing the job.

After about 15 minutes of amber, ravenously gobbling Aether's cock,

"I-I'm about to cum." Aether announced.

Amber pulled the shaft back until she had only the head in her mouth, she felt Aether's hot jizz oozing down into her tongue and some into the back of her throat. Well, tasted more than felt, since her throat was still sore from how roughly she had deep throated Aether. But that didn't matter, because in her mouth she had what was possibly the best thing she had ever tasted, a single taste and she was addicted.

She swallowed it down and opened her mouth to show that she had been a good girl and swallowed it all.

"Are you back to normal now, Ambe-" Aether started, but was stopped by Amber ripping her pants off and showing her sopping wet entrance to him.

"Master, look how wet you make me just by giving me all this love and attention. I've been a good girl, haven't I? Can I ask for a treat? I want you to pound this little bitch into submission." Amber said, barely able to get the word out of her mouth with how hot her body was getting.

"Guess there is no choice." Aether said, rubbing his head.

He was already hard from the scene in front of him, and decided in for a penny, in for a pound. He took his dick in his hand, and guided it towards Amber's dripping wet pussy.

He rubbed his tip against the entrance, inciting a needy moan from Amber. Then he put the tip in for stability, and grabbing Amber's hips for stability, went all the way in in a single thrust. This feeling was such a strong mix of pleasure and pain, that her knees buckled and she almost fell on her face

He broke her hymen, getting a drop of blood to flow out. Aether knew that a woman's first time hurt. So, out of concern for his pet he asked, "Are you alright, Amber?"

"Master, my pain and pleasure should not matter to you. All I am is a sex toy for you to relive yourself. But, if I may be so presumptuous to ask, can you stay still for a while to let my pussy adjust to your humongous bitchbreaker.

After a while, as the pain slowly subsided, and all Amber was left with was pleasure, she asked Aether to start moving again.

He started moving back and forth at a slow pace, allowing Amber to adjust to the movement. Aether dick was so amazing that even moving at such a slow pace, every thrust sent jolt of pleasure down her spine.

"Master, go faster, I beg you, break this little cumslut of yours with your cock." Amber managed to get through her moans. Aether complied and started moving a bit faster and put more power behind the thrusts.

The tip of her master's cock kissing her womb was the greatest feeling Amber had ever felt. It was a much greater treat than an ill-behaved, self-centered bitch like her deserved.

However, Aether was not done yet. While picking up pace, he decided to play with her boobs, he started massaging them all while ramming Amber as hard as he could.

"A-ah Master, I think I'm about to cum. May I? Please?" Amber said, her tongue lolling out.

Aether felt himself coming quite close ns well, and just as he was about to cum, he squeezed Amber's nipple, making her cum, and the closing of her vaginal walls on his member made him cum as well and he shot all of his cum inside Amber.

"Are you good now?" Aether asked taking his dick out of Amber, with his cum dripping out of her.

"Yeah, I'm good." Amber responded.

*Lemon end*

(You're not you when you are horny. Grab a sex toy. This chapter has been sponsored by Snicke- I mean )

"But can we cuddle?" Amber asked, already falling down on the bed, in a little spoon position.

"Um, sure." Aether replied, as he laid down and wrapped his arms around him.

As Amber felt Aether's arm wrap around him, she whispered quietly under her breath, so that Aether won't be able to hear it,

"Master."

The sun rose in the early the next morning. Amber's eyes fluttered open, and she felt the lack of comfort of being in Aether's arms. She was kinda sad that she couldn't wake up before Aether and make him breakfast in bed.

But what mattered more was where Aether was. He wasn't in the house, which meant he was probably in that teapot of his, talking to tubby the teapot spirit, trying to figure out how to the build house back again. She got up from the bed and decided to head to lisa's place. As soon as she got to the library, she requested to talk with lisa in private and they met behind the knights of Favonius headquarters in a smoke break.

(K: Does tobacco even exist in this world?

A: No

K: Then-

A: They are smoking dries windwheel asters. Gets you as high as the wind.

K: I'm 100% sure they aren't smoking dried windwheel aster, but just for that pun, I'll accept this answer.)

"So, can I have a birth control potion?" Amber asked.

"Huh. Who did you do it with?" Lisa inquired, giving her the Potion, which she somehow managed to have on her.

Amber smiled, in a smug way, taking the potion.

"I scored."

"Goddamnit. Jean!", she shouted at the top of her lungs. "We have a crisis on our hands. Amber scored."

She ran as fast as she could into Jean's office.

Meanwhile, Amber got up, and went back to her house after drinking the potion.

She definitely wanted to have babies with Aether, but for now, she wanted to enjoy the sex a little bit more.

Thoughts on the 2.1 update & livestream.

I missed the stream lol. I wished for baal and lost pity to mona. But, I'm not even mad that she came home, because she is broke and probably needed a house anyway.

The Author-kun and Kami-chan Podcast ep 69

A: Do you have any topics?

K: No. Do you?

A: No.

K: …

A: …

K: So what do you think of yaoi?

A: Pretty gae, I'd say.

K: …

A: …

K: That has to be enough words right?

A: I don't know. I don't even bother checking anymore. Whatever it is, we will round it up to 3 thousand and call it a day.

K: Yeah fuck it.

A: Alright then, see you 4 years later, in the next chapter.